>Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwdYlXfU5oCard:* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk takes on Finn Bálorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcK_ojwhzE* Women’s Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch vs. AJ Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGO25qtFwco* Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Logan Paul, and LA Knight to battle in the Men’s Elimination Chamber* Tiffany Stratton, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, and Kiana James qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match>Post-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzUiJmOx0
WHATS IN THE BOXXXXX
>>19981032This is the thread
Based and real thread
white skin black hair vs black skin white hairthats some anime shit
>>19981032Jericho time
The box has a nigger in it.
BOX BOX BOX BOXIts BOXXY TIME
>>19981032This is the real thread
How bout that box?
/goluchas,com/
pin balor will never ever be a world title challenger
>>19981072IT JERICHO
IT'S A BOXA BOX IS IN THE BOX
What if the mystery box is actually a loot box and they don’t reveal it until fans pay a combined 5 million dollars into it across the country. They are owned by jews
Jesus christ...
Tony fumbled?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's actually Danhausen. I'm fucking sick to my stomach
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HOLY FUARK BENOIT IS IN THE BOX
DANHAUSEN
WHO
exactly. no pop.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AEW bros........
wtf is this gen z shit
anon that actually said a smaller box was right fucking lol
>>19981094KWAB
What the actual fuck is this
FUCKING KEK
fucking grim
What the fuck
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
Literally who?
Alright that lifted my spirits a bit, the fucking meme man.
kek it actually happened
I'M GONNA CUM SEXY VAMPIRES
New mid card jobber comedy spot
MEME MAN
oh
based
>>19981100/thread
E-GODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hahahahahahahaha
TONY FUMBLED
Grim
These women deserve my cock
>dimeless shitter delivery presents
FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF TRIPLE HTHOS IS FOR FUCKING WOMEN
....WWE is dead.
A new ugly chest tattoo guy?
BASED
Who is this Svengoolie knock-off?
What could he possibly do in the WWE? Negative pop in Chicago of all places
is Paul fired yet
Even Michael Cole can't pretend to care
is that guy that big to warrant this kinda presentation or this is just a "fuck tony kahn" segment?
Ok aewxirs, is this guy gonna entertain me on mondays?
why would anyone give a shit about this
I'm honestly happy to have a silly ass character in Danny. TKO era WWE takes itself a little too seriously
DownsHausen is fucking cringe beyond belief. No pop either. Fucking gay as aids.
Kek
VINCE-ESQUE
grimola
Triple Nose has lost the fucking plot
its crazy how long it took him so long to get to WWE
Holy based!
Based
If he were 6 feet tall and jacked this might be decent.The fucking girl dancers are bigger than him.
Wtf lol
WE GOT HIM BROS
fuck I'm dying holy kek
Halloween early this year?
w-w-w-w-what is thiswhat am i looking at?
New gobbledy gooker moment, holy fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHALiterally WHOOOOOOOO
>it's actually fucking memehausenI wish AEW wasn't 100% dog shit. It used to be such a good containment promotion.
And the crowd goes mild
The only good this is the NXT trainee rats dressed in cat suits.
MAKE IT STOP
>>19981142probably the latter
is this guy from chicago too? he is a lower draw than hendry why give him a big spot
Countdown until Wheels starts making threads about how he always hated Danhausen
who gives a fucking shit man what the fuckthose skanks are ugly too you can just tellthey have until wrestlemania to make me give a shit about anything
>those audible booskek
>WORST SURPRISE EVERlol
DANHAUSENYEAH
Great now feed him to Oba
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
KINO
>BOOOOOOkwab
Where'd they find these vampire baddies from?
who the fuck is this guy
Holy fucking cringe
IT'S SUCH GOOD SHIT PAL
IT'S SVENGOOLIE
THE BOOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chicago legend svengoolie
Tony status?
holy fuck fuck this Reddit gimmick someone kill triple H and murder his whore daughters in front of him fuck off for ruining wwe you fucking freak
Oh Jesus.This one broke me. I might be done. What the total fuck.
Were they booing? Lmao
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
Literally who the fuck
>WORST SURPRISE EVERLMFAO HOLY FUCK
At least put some Pyro man don't be a cheapskate
I liked the Danhausen Dancers
THATS IT HAHAHAHA
aew tier faggotry
the goth chicks are hot
umat least the women are pretty?
>>19981115that's how you get over with me.
Legit done caring about Wwe. Holy shit.
This is genuinely cringe...
>>19981032Fire this motherfucker
There's a future womens champion among them
Punk's best friend is here.
LMAOOOOOOO THE BOOS KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Well, thats itChris Jericho isnt coming back to WWE as long as Trips is at WWELiteral Egg and Chicken all over again
What the fuck was that?
>crowd booingNO REFUNDS LMAO
Lol the crowd hatevit
This is a huge star entrance. Haitch has BEEEEG plans for Danhausen.
Based 80's segment
Why would you boo that
That was gay
>>19981103He's like 40
Danhausen is the new Gooblety Gooker
They weren't saying boo they were saying WHOOOO
2.0
I do want to have sex with one of those vampire girls
Danhausen will SAVE the Mania
couldnt they get hot goths instead of reddit vamps?
lame, bring Mr Iguana
Wwe is genuine trash
>silence >BOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gobbledygooker 2 LMAO
pro wrestling was a mistake
you marks thought is was y2j KEK
I would fuck all those goth babes
OH MY REDDIT GIMMICK JUST LIKE THERAPY LEE
>>19981136Based Svengoolie enjoyer
I don't think I could've been any more disappointed than this.
God almighty this show has been absolutely dreadful from minute one
>weeks of buildup for danhausenHeel booker got me good there
>They thought it was Jericho
I told you idiots it'd be something goofy and it was Chicago, so Danhausen.
>>19981143Absolutely not>silly random pop up spot>he does the curse pose>ITS DANHAUSEN>fucks off immediately>holds up jar of teeth>calls it Monday Night Raw-hausen on the netflix>UH UH NO SWEARINGEnjoy.
LOL those boos
Welcome to AAA DanhausenIguana vs Danhausen will feed generations
Who was the goth chick at the front on the right (Dan’s left). She had that BODY mmm
its so not over with the crowd that it got it over with me personally the anti pop won me over, great segment
bianca can ride a fucking dirtbike but can't wrestle a match apparently
What the fuck was that? at least gobbledy gooker had undertaker debut on the same show. that was just retarded
Holy shit. This is what IWCfags have been hyping up for years?
christ i hate wrestling
E-Gods I dont feel so good
I can't figure out how they fit all those people in the box.
Seriously why the fuck did they do that?
ITS TIME TO FIRE THE GAAMME
>>19981203I can't stop fucking laughingpeople thought Jeribloat would've been a poisoned chalice in the long run but at least there would have been a pop
kek at all these marks seething
Maybe it’s a swerve for Jericho returning later in the night. Or at least we know he’ll be forgotten in a week and no longer on tv
I speak for everyone when I say anyone but Cody.
>>19981237Iguana would have been dime over whoever that was
Bootleggerhausen is your shitter now. No refunds.
That's what he gets for selling bootleg merch
Bros the entrance was so cringe I turned it off. Is it done? Can I tune back in?
womemes are cute but not cute enough to care
Vince would love this
>>19981176>Countdown until Wheels starts making threads about how he always hated DanhausenAlready tried but the FILTER went over him 1, 2, 3He accidentally called Dan a based boy
>Crowd booing DanhausenOh dear
>>19981215I genuinely wonder what they're waiting for to fire him.
>WWE>Come watch all the absolute shitters that didn't even work in trannylandJesus fucking christ this is grim
The theme song is really fucking good.... thats it
>>19981198He’s from Detroit.
Can triple h stop listening to internet smarksI’ve been listening to podcasts all week saying>omg guise danhausen is gonna be the next big thing! And then he gets no pop in his own hometown which he manages to turn into boos with his negative charisma
Elite titan hereEnjoy danhausen dronies!
that was funny as shitcould not have been a worse way to debut
>Halloween? No that's ages away>April 1st? No, it's March 1st >Um...what
Wtf was that [spoiler] kinda digged it [/spoiler]
HHH is obsessed with hiring ex-AEW shitters to try and stick it to tonyfire him PLEASE
>>19981258Probably some slut from Dan's wife's burlesque group. None of them looked like wrestlers.
the juggaloo chicks were hot
Did you people seriously not know that was Danhausen? The whole thing was played up as a comedy bit, featuring R. Truth. You thought it was fucking Jericho?
>>19981171this
OH BOY HECKIN GOTH IGUANA THANK YOU PAPA HAITCH REDDIT LOVES YOU
>>19981242Turkey Egg all over again
>>19981286he's not from chicago
Last year:>Rocky >Cena>Travis>CodyThis year:>Danhausen
I mean, most people don't know what AEW is, so of course they don't know Danhausen either and they are confussed as fuck now.
Gobbledy Gookerbros..... We have been surpassed
JERICHO NEXT TIME EGODS TRUST THE PLAN
>No RamhousenGay
>>19981267you don't understand what a comedy jobber is, you retard?
LoGod will save this ppv
>all this to stick it to TonyI guess dude...
they could've just sent out the ladies doing their little rocky horror dance and I'd pop but this dracula nigga ruined it
60 seconds less would have made a big difference, but I had a sensible chuckle
So he's like a meme vampire. Might be cool
And hopefully like the Gobeldy Gooker, he is just one and done.
bring back bianca asap
>>19981283>didn't workHe was one of their biggest merch movers for his entire stay there, even when they kept him off TV for like two years.
ITS LA KNIGHT’S TIME BROD
WTF A TWINK? WE'RE NOT ALL TWINK WRESTLING
>>19981249You would think that modern wrestling as a whole is just putrid dogshit.
>>19981284Was that like Adam's Family or Munsters? Sounded familiar
>coffin>not undertakerMmmmmmmmmm wrestlers court for you mmmmmmmm bring your onahole
I hope this gets instantly memory-holed and is never spoken of again.
>>19981231Nah this was dimes unlike Reddithausen.
>>19981295it goes both ways, but Tony tends to fumble them more
This could have worked if the guy was 6'53 jacked 320 lbs and looked like an intimidating vampire dude.
yay danhausen
>>19981280kek I saw that >>19981157they hate when inmates escape Khantamo Bay
>>19981279THIS IS GOOD SHIT, PAL
Danhausen will fit right in with the Wyatt Sicks
I'll say it hereDanhausen doesn't feel like a WWE gimmick
LMFAOOOOOOOOBAHAHAHAHAOINKIES IN THE MUD
Jericho just added another 0 to his contract demands lmao
Screen cap this Danhausen will retire Brock and Roman this year
Brock FUCKING Lesnar is on the same roster as faghausen, keep this shit on NXTroon at least
>slimjim adverts on netflixDoes slimjim understand I don't get this shit in the EU? Like you're asking me to buy someone that's impossible to buy for me
>>19981276Yeah, it was only, like, a minute-and-a-half or something.
>>19981272it was anyone but Rhea, too. don't hold your breath
>>19981313Yes saaaaaar logod will redeem the ppv and do the needful saar!
danhausen was the only option if it was going to be a person, literally him or undertaker because some supernatural shit had to happen if he was in a crate for a month
>Chicago crowd eating up AJ and Punk both winning despite AJ being a shitter and Punk winning being telegraphed from the get-go>Danhausen gets boosBunch of retards
I love how Danhausen expects everyone to be the same level of brain-poisoned "horror, gay, theater kid, burlesque, drag, late-night comedy" fan that he is.
someone put paul in a fucking microwave he has to go holy shit
>>19981332He does need to hit the gym, he has a fucking gut
LA SQUIRESTONIGHT IS THE NIGHTYEAH
as a ghoulia fan i enjoyed the silence
>>19981332Exactly. this dude literally looks like a random fan. i know from osmosis he doesnt even have workrate so wtf are we doing here
>>19981327Yes, I think its really catchy and fits his character well. But... he is so small and boring looking.
>>19981305>trying to sneak Travis SCott in there
>>19981284is that an original song that just debuted or was he already using it?
Wrestlemania is going to be awful lol
Am I an asshole to you, Paul?Is that what I am? Is that how you see me?Christ.
>>19981346Be a good goy and import them
>>19981357he's winningt. insider
PREDICTIONS NOW WHO’S GOING TO WIN AND BTFO DREW AT MANIA??
You guys are GAY! Wrasslin is supposed to be fun. TKO era takes itself too seriously and is incredibly boring because of it. BASED Danhausen
"That surprise sucked!" That was perfectly audible on the stream lmao
.>>19981223You know how Braun Strowman is a bigger star eating food and not wrestling? Yeah, HHH is going to sell him as a horror host. This wasn't the entrance of a wrestling superstar, this was the entrance of the next Svengoolie
>>19981032It was actually a based debut. Is he actually cringe or was just because AEW is shit and didnt know how to properly present him
Danhausen is taking up space on the roster that could have been given to someone else. The next round of layoffs will have at least 10 people who deserve a roster sport more than Danhausen.Also will take up precious air time, promo time, match time and everything else. I'm sick....
OH NO NO NO NO
>>19981353we don't sign our posts here
did he just get proved wrong? he came out of a box and wasnt immediately over...
>>19981316Paul needs to go. His obsession with Tony leads to shit like this.
time between matches is so fucking long in modern shows
So why was he booed? Isn't he just a comedic relief?
>>19981352I thought it was howdy
>>19981323>Gimmick is cringe as fuck>He's an absolute shitter>B-b-b-u-t he moved merchHoly fuck I hate some of you faggots so fucking much
>>19981284I liked his AEW one better to be honest>>19981327More Munsters ye
>>19981375Yea that was fun. I liked multiple people coming out of the crate, good gag there.
>thick latinaSIGN HERE NOW
>>19981374trick williams
>>19981374randy in a fatel 4 way
>>19981364Look nigga you can't argue that FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN wasn't a moment in time in WWE history
Based Triple GOAT working the marks and the smarks with that segment.
how that guy got into 2 wrestling promotions? he looks like a normal guy
>>19981259He, unironically, honestly, looked like a massive star with all those Danhookers dancing for him. The theme is dimes. I really like how it sounded like it was coming out of a flea market PA system. I've always loved Danhausen. It's going to be hilarious because everyone who hates Sami is going to hate him and they're going to absolutely seethe as they slowly have to confront the fact that Danhausen is taller than 90% of the WWE roster.
/pw/ btfo againwhy does everyone who /pw/ likes always get btfo
>>19981388Something something, they need to set up the chamber
>>19981389Because he just walked around and then disappeared
>>19981384He came out of a box within a box. They cancelled each other out. That's just science
Im seriously so embarrassed. I asked my mom to stay up with me and watch this show, (we live in the uk) and she was bored throughout. when she saw danhausen come out of the box, she got up and left without saying a word. Fuck this
>>19981359alright ya got me. 120db on the slim jim pop-o-meter
>>19981394kys simp
>>19981380He's a decent comedy jobber. He got injured then Tony didn't know what to do with him
Give me Hurricane energy. I'm okay with it so long as he stays his ass in the midcard where he belongs.
>>19981380no they used him as best as he would be which is a low card comedy wrestler
>>19981032E-tards pay highOthers go free
>>19981383Kek
The only thing that can save this shit is LA Knight winning the chamber
>>19981357It's the only thing that'd salvage the night. And I say that as a massive Cody mark.
>>19981359KEK
Let me WOOF! for ya!
>>19981389didn't get who they expected
>>19981389Chicago wanted Chris Jericho, but he isn't coming back til he gets HoF, Retirement and Paul Levesque out of the company
When Danhausen main events WM43, will you apologize to HHH?
>>19981366nah aew used a shitty ai sounding theme that was just generic carnie instrumental
>It was actually a based debut. Is he actually cringe or was just because AEW is shit and didnt know how to properly present him
>>19981396heel vs heel...tony is that you posting?
WWE standards have fallen a lot over the years, but this guy still seems too shittery for WWE to sign
>>19981389chicago wanted jericho definitely. they would have reacted like that to any unknown act
>>19981394simp
How do you explain all those girls also being trapped in the box with Danhausen for 3 weeks in kayfabe?
>>19981394I think that's his prostitute wife.
>>19981424he's facing oba at wrestlemania
what
I'm wearing my Danhausen shirt.
>>19981411As long as the hoes show up every week, he'd be fine.Otherwise, he's dead in the water.
>>19981431YEAH
I'm emailing my nigga Dana White to tell him to push for the firing of HHH
>>19981433should only take 3 more weeks at this rate
Danhausen is actually perfect for AAA. No idea why they wasted everyone's time with this shit on the wrong audience
>>19981434He wont either, he will be relegated to AAA
>>19981434He's Main eventing both night
>>19981450Ok. No one fucking cares
>>19981389People thought a slow burn reveal would be a well known name. Most dub fans don't know who Danhausen is, and even if they did know, they wouldn't care. He's a nobody. It was all a big blue ball operation to get attention.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19981447It's a disgusting promotional tactic, I'm afraid.
>>19981457I wish I was that dog
>>19981444Magic and other forms of sorcery are canon in wrestling
FUCK CRINGEHAUSENNEXT>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455
Petty Officer? What does she do, decline applications for frivolous reasons?
>>19981323Bootleg merch doesn't count.
>>19981394repulsive. let us just let the thick latina and generally brown girl gimmick end please
this will be a kino clusterfuck inshallah
>>19981444
>>19981437Crazy that onions quoting was so over the bookers had to ban it
>>19981466I bought it from Danhausen and he handed it to me with his fingers
>>19981417
>>19981380>>19981422This. From his indie matches he seems like he's actually pretty good in the ring and will adapt easily to the WWE style match.
>>19981474kill yourself retard
>>19981463>relegatedAAA is infinitely more watchable than Raw or SD
>>19981474Wheel away swine
REAL THREAD WHERE?REAL THREAD WHERE?REAL THREAD WHERE?REAL THREAD WHERE?
>>19981472Based Nikki Bella ITT
REAL NON TRANNY THREAD>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455
I think memehausen can work in WWE
>>19981394PUNK FOLLOWS THE PROSTITUTE WIFE OF THE NEW GUY ALREADY HAHAHAHA
>>19981434>>19981465He's retiring Gunther night 1.
>I am in the uk>momyessar I too am the mom of uk
>>19981380He's mid in the ring. All sizzle, no steak. The American Stalker Ichikawa.
>>19981510fake and gay thread DO NOT USE
The E is really shilling the military for this event. And trying to justify Americans dying for the kikes. The fuck?! They really are the maga promotion.
>>19981399Explain to me how this helps sell tickets for WM42. Paul screwed up and his head will roll after this whole fiasco.
>>19981510SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY
>>19981514Don't worry AJ is into it
PIPE THOSE CHANTSPIPE THOSE CHANTSPIPE THOSE CHANTS
I can't believe people are paying 4 even 5 figures to go to these terrible ass shows. I'd feel ripped off if I got front row for 20 bucks.
>>19981444None of them were in the box, just the casket.
>>19981514punks friends with danhausen, how do you think he managed to escape having his gimmick TKO'd and getting the special treatment?
>>19981488did you let him suck your dick?
I'm looking to get into another non wwe/aew promotion.What's would you dudes recommend?
Put the belt on him right now
>>19981537KEK
WHOOP THAT TRICK>WHOOP THAT TRICKWHOOP THAT TRICK>WHOOP THAT TRICKLET’S TALK ABOUT IT
>>19981527Yeah, it's fucking gay.
PIPE THAT CHANThope Logan wins NEXT.>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455>>19981455
[to the tune of trick's theme]WHERE'S THE THREADWHERE'S THE THREADWHERE'S THE THREAD
>>19981032REAL THREAD>>19981549>>19981549>>19981549AND I RAN OUT OF IMAGES
>>19981527Meanwhile AEW is making national news for FUCK ICE sentiments
If Cody wins this bros I’m going to AEW
>>19981568this is the thread
>>19981553I liked NWA, MLW, and occasionally ROH, but they all got their rosters raped, mostly by AEW. COVID really fucked everything up as well.
>>19981532>>19981526>>19981503>>19981495u seethe i winnow go cheer for ur blm flippy wrestler
>>19981389Why would he ever NOT be booed?Do you ever think before you post?
>>19981548No, but he didn't ask.
>>19981561>>19981510KILL YOURSELF NIGGABASH YOUR HEAD IN BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT
