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>>19994543>>>/trash/
Thanks, bro. Little late though.
>File: HCcA7yJbgAAulHW.jpg (1019 KB, 1600x2000)> MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3 Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:55:48 No.19994543▶>>19994548>Previous >>19994033
>>19994543This is the thread
Oh my liv
>>19994543Real Thread
>black>Uncle boogie>Everyone getting shot>Shocked emoji
>>19994668We don't post pictures of ourselves here
No bread, no water, just MEEEEEAT
>Russev vs Oba and Brock at WM>Summerslam is Brock's retirement
Oba couldn't be bothered to put on ring gear for the squash
It would have been hilarious if Rusev hurt himself jumping from the table
>jobs to a black again
I wish I could put bayleys boobies on birb for a day
Was Lyra crying or is she high?
Holy fuck women are so annoying
>Nepohog
dom got no pop wwe killed all his hype KEK
The real uce
>>19994882Bayley's boobs are Lyra's Thinking hat
between dropping to AJ and inserting bayley and lyra into the title picture, in 2 days they have undid all the work becky did for that title
>Scrap Daddykek, Lyra is hilarious
Hey.Y'all should give AEW a try.Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.It's live on TBS on Wednesdays and Saturdays.One of our big 4 PPVs (Revolution) is in a couple weeks amd it will be a banger.
If Theory don't win it's over for him
>>19994813I remember telling my dad that just because his life didnt go the way he wanted it to didn't mean he had any right to take his anger out on us. I never seen him so pissed lol. Anyways, I pushed him down the stairs when he lunged at me and he's been crippled ever since and we all abuse him and piss on him as his caretakers.
>>19994927many people are saying this
>>19994927>you should give aew a tr-
Oh shit, I should probably check to see if the preload for this shit is live.
Austin theory theme sounds like linkin park
>>19994927What matches will be on the card for Revolution, bot? I'm interested.
Theory is the vision
>>19994668I finna had enough of you chuds. Call me a tranny one more time
>>19994927>this desperateits over, wrap it up
>>19994947why is Eddie Kingston fighting Boogie2988
did you guys play that marathon game it was pretty fun desu
What is Theory missing to get over?
>randy ortons daughter is taller than Bron breaker
A certain individual is seething at the previous thread and telling others to get legs, mainly because he lacks them.
Why do they keep jobbing theory out
>>19994987IT
>>19994980lucky tony
>>19994987Straightness.
>>19994987talent
>>19994987a face turnhe was getting over when they were teasing it near the end of a town down under’s run
>stupid kick>stupid kick>stupid kickHoly fuck do the Usos have any other moves?
>those slow punches by Jimmykek
Alright props to Austin Theory’s entrance music it’s pretty dimes. Just needs to work on the actual entrance
>>19994927
glad we finally have a /Pinball/ generalbros I've been playing boomer pinball machines on Pinball FX and it's a finna kino. A little reduced in scope compared to some of the custom Pinball FX tables but I like the nostalgia factor on these ones. The sale a few days ago is over but next time I'll get a few more Williams volumes.pic related 'Junkyard' is fun. The magician one and Medieval Madness are also very good. I remember the Medieval one as a kid.
>>19994987Charisma, the ability to act and portray a compelling character, promo skills, an aesthetic that complements his character, etc.
YEET
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
He recovered quickly. Let’s just ask him who attacked him.
>they keep booking Austin like shit
gayWWE is so fucking tame
>>19994987An authentic gimmick. He kinda “looks” like a hardass, so I get why they try it. But he just can’t pull it off convincingly on the mic or with his facial expressions. He just needs to be himself, whatever that is.
I like watching the Vision get beat up
>What the fuck was that?
>>19995004he has promo skills and an aesthetic that complements his character.you're just talking shit out of your ass
Incels shouldn't be allowed at threads
DANHAUSEN
HOLY SHIT ITS DANHOUSEN
based kinohausen
So is this like a hot topic R-Truth
This nigga’s Irish?
FUCK OFF U FUCKING GAYEW SHITTER U FUCKING KIKE MISCARRIAGE BASTARD
so, danhausen is just vampire rtruth?
This is your guy faghausen bros?
DIMESHAUSEN
He wants a famous Triple H pointing photo kek
bro he's literally just santino
POWER HOUSE HOBBS BROS?
>>19995010>He just needs to be himself, whatever that is.a good hard working, allamerican Christian boy?
BASEDHAUSEN
>>19994989Anon.You are posting off-topic.You have been warned.
*Sigh* Penta wins
>cursedits over for Dom
based McDonaugh already hates Fagheusen
Dom confirmed losing
rawhausen!
Domhausen
CURSED
>i need my face on all the trucksok i like this guy
I love him already.
>first cursePENTA BROS
bros I was wrong he's dimes
VERY DIMES. VERY OVER
BASED DANHAUSEN
Punk sucks H's cock so Faghausen can get a pushFaghausen put a fag curse on DOmDOm is gonna LOSE to get Faghausen over
This might have worked in dimeless shitterland AEW but Danhausen is terrible. I hate him already
They use his 2K render? lmfao
>>19995013If you like Theory it's because you like it in the ass, it's literally the only explanation. Scarf wearing faggot.
That picture of Dom kek
>Danhausen's curse is getting the belt on Penta
GIVE THE VAMPIRE HIS BLIMP, PAUL FOR GOD'S SAKE!
oof it's over for Dom
JEVON GIGAPOO
oh shit Dom is losing this
Wtf
That was basedhausen
>when dom loses>michael cole: boy you think he lost because DANHAUSEN CURSED HIM?
Why do I feel like buying bootleg merch now?
jevon is so basedYERRRRRRRRRRR
>>19995021A good description
>>19995051Hi JD
>>19995053I like it in the ass (from Thai ladyboys) but, I don't like Theory at all.
BOUNC-ACKK
>Have fun fighting Danhausen Dom
Danhausen and Jiggaboo Evans, I'm embarrassed to watch this shit, still won't watch gayew
Can't stand this negro
UNC
>>19995064this line will 100% be said but it'll be by Corey, not Michael
pentabros we got this
Danhausen is friends with punk who’s friends with Buddy. He’s cursing Dom as punishment for the Rhea shit.
>>19995078dom would shoot be a perfect feud for him
YURTTTT
>>19995024Wow. Much edge. Such badass.
bumper sticker that says “i love my bouncy son”
>>19994947my two drunk uncles at Thanksgiving
>Danhausen
Is Jevon's gimmick that he is slightly retarded but means well? Like a puppy?
Javon lucky to not be paralyzed, playing on thin ice disrespecting LoGOAT
>Frfr bouncy n shieeet >You are CURSED heeheeThis shit ain't for me anymore
>>19994543the vision taking yeet another loss, these guys are jobbers just write off theory and memory hole the faction
>drowning pool in 2026HAHAHAHA
>>19995075Kek, based and many such cases.
That bitch bouncy
>Penta's gonna rail some Danhookers after winning the strap tonightBASADO
>wwe pointing out rhea always gets favorable booking because shes fucking triple h
>fact of the night shows how terrible of a booker triple h is
Damn Jackie
>>19995092I think he's been on this show
Jade Cargill seething rn
it's rhea bloody tampon
>>19995088Fake goth
I'm fine with Dan, they should send him to AAA he would be dimes
RHEA ULTRAPOO
>fact of the night>recaps of what happened 3 minutes ago>shit ton of camera cutsis Vince back?
>i appreciate ya unclol
WTF is Jackie wearing? God, what a slut!
Jackie is in her underwear
Evans is good in the ring but he needed more time in NXT to work on those mic skills that's why Trick and Oba are so far ahead of him i aura
HOLY FUCK ITS IYO
Did Iyo just kiss her?
Iyo lookin cute
>Triple H's cocksleeve>Faghausen>Jevon, Oba, TrickWomen, trannies and blacksThat's who wrestling is forKill every foid in the crowd screaming for this tatted troon
>>19995117Finally. She’s too modest and needs to show it off more.
iyo looking extra fat tonight
>>19995105>>19995107I also hate when they most popular wrestler is featured prominently
penta hasn't won a title yet right?
This bitch still can't cut a promo
>>19995099It's a sample from a nigga's song, but it's clear that WWE used it because of drowning pool, not because of the rapper kek
Iyo turns on Rhea right now. Calling it. Kicks her square in the tits.
They’re just good friends!
Rhea truly is the biggest star they got
>>19995078Can't wait for their Dude Wipes match
thank god it's the last fucking time I have to see this ugly skeletor bitch
RHIYO has gotten so much legitimate gayer in the last week
I'm at the show bros, this crowd is litty. Best seat in the house!
FUCK JOSHIS
I shoot hate yuri baitfuck off with this trash
Love when sluts wear a corset like it's not an undergarment
Is Iyo turning heel now or something? This is sus
What the fuck is this promoG R I M
>Lesbo baiting.
>>19995130GMS
>cathy's not allowed to be here for this
EVIL and Buddy are lucky men FUCK
>>19995138She’s not the Codester so no
Better English than asuka
>>19995140>whole match is dom and danhausen doing some looney tunes shit while michael cole laughs uncomfortably
Bros... Godhausen is gonna save us from that lame ass Dominik reign
>wwe got into the business of yuribaitingbros...
>>19995138Maybe over at planet retard.
>>19995154Rhea gets bigger pops than Cody lets be real
they're basically WWE's t.A.T.u
>>19995147Definitely weird but, gooks are involved so.....
>>19995152Imagine the foursomes
>>19995147Rhea is getting sent to Smackdown
>>19995161He needs to curse Rhiyo
Rhea looks like a crackhead now, wtf happened
>>19995127
>>19995163Anon, we’re living on planet Retard
Don't get too close, put a filter on there
>>19995161
for me it's jade
>>19995160I wish they'd rip off his lucha underground backstory segments and give it to us
>come here>copying that tiktok guy...
I heard this tag team is incredibly over with the tranny audience.
Whoa. Not a flattering extreme closeup. THE WALL IS UNDEFEATED.
>>19995171I think she looks great.
Sorry Rhea, you lose any intimidation you may have had after you do that gay shit with a fat joshi.
>Ivy Nile
>>19995171WWE's schedule can take a toll on you
queerbait cringe
>Cum Wrestlemania
>Rhea & Iyo live sex celebration after Wrestlemania
Wrestling is for women now
Rusev asked for this match
They need to kiss already (on the lips)
>>19995178I wish they just lifted from LU for all LU guys
>no Kairi in the gauntlet
they worked me into thinking they were gonna kiss
>>19995183okay, buddy
Say something nice about your confirmed #1 woman on the A show Raw
>iyo and lyra in the same matchthis board is gonna be so bad no matter what happens
>queer baiting stillUnironically cringed a bit
Is this the last match already?
>>19995198seriously, it was even on netflix. They could learn a lot from watching that first season.
They still have no fucking idea what matches to book for wrestlemania and it shows
Imagine IYO & Rhea squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
>>19995180Reddit’s live thread is loving it, so yes.**I’m just in there as a neutral observer.
>>19995204Gross angle on the right
zero miedo all pesos!
>>19995182post a picture of your face smiling with the flash on
Lol wtf was that Ice Poseidon by the barricade?
Penta winning this match is the most obvious thing ever.
Get the fucking title off Dom here
>>19995209Main event is Roman and Punk 30 minute promo.
>>19995209Roman and punk need 30 minutes to talk
>>19995209Did you forget about the OTC you fucking moron? Show some respect
>>19995218God I wish that were me
ITS OUR TIME PENTABROS. WE GOT THIS
>>19994920>between dropping to AJ and inserting bayley and lyra into the title picture, in 2 days they have undid all the work becky did for that titleDescribe this...."work".There's no division for her title. The bitch wrestled Maxine. There is no fucking work.The fuck you get work from?
>>19995204too much gum
>>19995192Everything is
>>19995211it's WM41 all over again
HOLY COWHOLY COWHOLY COW
>>19995216You have to go back.
>>19995207There's been an armistice ever since that anon bought Lyra's feathers for them.
VENDE PATRIAS*clap* *clap* *clap*VENDE PATRIAS*clap* *clap* *clap*VENDE PATRIAS
>>19995204I'd kiss Iyo until my lips fell off.
Dom is losing tonight 100% guaranteed or I will eat my own shit live on camscreencap this post
>Rey comes out
>Penta jobbing this match is the most obvious thing ever.
>>19995221Well yeah...Dom just got cursed.
>>19995221that's a good thing, haitch hates sending the fans home happy
Penta deserves the IC belt desu
>>19995235Cute porker
>>199952251I love my tribal chief.
When is Metallica going to sue Dom for ripping off Sad But True
>>19995239who is the trans
>>19995239SEX
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LOOL
>>19994920Nigga what lmao she was doing nothing with it and running from Nattie and aj. Why are you blaming bayley
make domhausen a tag team
>>19995235he had to betray his father to win the championship
>>19995239What the fuck is the context of this image?
>>19995235So does this guy type his own titles and descriptions on his videos? It's interesting how they almost make sense but not quite.
>I'd kiss Iyo until my lips fell off.
>>19995238Unfortunately there’s always a rebel still seething.
They're making Dom finally lose his pointless IC run......All for Faghausen
wait, what's the main event?
>>19995255imagine the smell
Is it me or are Dom's lights strobing extra hard tonight? Catching the shit out of the corner of my eye while I'm shitposting and it's hurting my eyes.
>>19995255You'd smell him long before you saw him.
penta winning the IC is WAY overduehope he has a good reign
>>19995267danhausen magic show
>doms gonna lose because hes cursedi think i like danhausen now
>>19995267Roman and Punk
>>19995267Roman
Domhermanos I think he's dropping it here
>>19995265The curse won’t take effect until his Wrestlemania match with Finn.
>>19995267A Roman Reigns promo with Danhausen
>>19995267Roman’s quarterly appearance
>>19995207Normal people like Iyo and Lyra. The only people who don't at this point are the people who hate literally everything that happens on Raw but watch religiously anyway.
THREAD BITCHLETS GOI GOT SHIT TO POST
>>19995267me ;)
>>19995281kino
remember when Dom was over
how's penta 84
>>19995282>>19995281>>19995278>>19995277>>19995275I fucking got it, faggots. Fuck. Don't need 6 replies you little annoying retards. Fuck off.
>>19995257Many will be shipping this.
Penta always shoot spitting at his opponents. Based
Finn immediately goes back to just being another judgment day member
>>19995290He wasn’t over. We just liked him cucking guys.
Migrate when full>>19995297>>19995297>>19995297
>>19995290Seriously the crowd used to go nuts over him what happened
>>19995267Roman promo
>>19995283Lyratrannies are fucking pathetic
>>19995283>if you don't like iyo and lyra you don't like the show at allthe level of delusion on display here is off the charts. Go jerk off and get a clue
>>19995207There is a decent chance they don’t actually meet, Asuka will eliminate Iyo and that’ll build to maniaIt that’s the case then melty averted
>>19995304Fucked of to AAA for weeks at a time.
>>19995267roman promo
>>19995303Thanks bro
EN TOPE CON HILO LA HACHE ES MUDA MICHAEL COLE HIJO DE PUTA
>>19995267I think it's Roman
>>19995304he hasn't developed as a character. He's stale.
>Sarah Michelle Gellar career renaissance I'm here for it
>>19995291Seems fair. Has won no titles (yet), but hangs around the mid card. Dragon Lee is 79 and Penta definitely has a higher power level and star power than him.
>>19995305>>19995320>>19995313FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
>>19995296ISHYGDDT>pic unrelated
>>19995301Judgement Day will be disbanded. Finn is being pushed, JD is the most fucked
>>19995326Who has the worst rating, men and women?
>>19995304Judgement Day is a black hole stable. The sooner it breaks for good the better.
erm i only watch wrestlers with 5 stars from Meltzer
>>19995304He took a month off and the IWC started turning on him, doesn't help that his promos and wrestling have been getting stale as of late
>>19995341Akira Tozawa 68, Candica LeRae 71. Ignoring OC jobber characters.
the judgement day story is genuinely awful
>>19995363Wait sorry B-Fab has a 67.
>>19995296Take your meds
>>19995363>a jap thats bad at wrestlingshould commit sudoku at that point, that's like being black and being the worst basketball player on the team
>>19995377‘zawa is a cruiserweight and dragon gate legend respect him
>>19995377Tozawa was supposedly good in Japan, but became a comedy wrestler in America for the paycheck