>Drew McIntyre to battle Cody Rhodes in an Undisputed WWE Championship Match>Rhea Ripley comes to SmackDown ready to battle Jade Cargill at WrestleMania>The MFTs' next challengers to be determined in a No. 1 Contenders' Tag Team Turmoil Match>Carmelo Hayes to host a United States Title Open Challenge>The Irresistible Forces’ WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Celebration>Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre for the WWE Championship
Which smackdown girl has the best ass
>>20017774Giulia
>>20017774me
Barrett sounds sick as a dog, couldn't give him the night off?
>>20017756>20 posts too lateYou only have yourself to blame.
>>20017774Michin
>>20017774jade or alexa
>>20017774lexi, undisputed
>>20017795Alexa...
wade sounds fucked up
I dunno who this chubby Mexican is but, at least he isn't a midget.
Fat Mexican sucks
>>20017774>Not one person said zelina
Why are they bringing mexicans again?
wagner 3 is usually good as fuck but he looks like shit tonight
>>20017798The big title is changing hands tonight. Gotta have the top guy on it.
Post alexa
>>20017831mmmmmmmmmmmm
>Mexican sent all the way up to Portland to job to a black manletGrim
>>20017774>*SNIFF*
>>20017830she’s had 2 matches on smackdown in the last 6 months no one remembers she’s even on the show
>>20017774>>20017830The Goblina's ass is not bad
>>200178572 too many she needs to go back to managing
>>20017830>>20017858
>>20017855Matt Cardona sits in a corner watching while someone else fucks that
>they had to mute the ring mic because they were talking too much
>They're going to have Danhausen curse Drew and that will cause Drew to lose the title to Cody>This will bury literally everyone involved
wagner almost fucking domed himself with that moonsault
Melo is such a downgrade from Sami and Ilja. Worse wrestler with less charisma.
>>20017862she’s better than michin, b fab, candice, jade, giulia and chelsea. they need her
melo is not happy with this mexican nigga lmao
HE LOVES HIS MOMMA
>>20017846
>>20017830I was going to say Iyo until I realized she's not on SD. I can't keep the rosters straight as I watch too much of this shit every week.
>>20017876On the other hand, Melo finally figured out how to do his finish without fucking his hip up
>getting brutally mogged by miz grim for these two manlets
TOXIC
i wish triple jew gave lexi a final world title run so she can finally come home to me, her husband
Imagine if dragunov was 5inches taller
ilja saw cody become the top guy by getting a neck tat and talking about MUH DADDY so he said shit lemme try that too
Kit Wilson is taken seriously in Portland.
>>20017911Go to bed, Ryan you fag.
>>20017915as he should be
>>20017855I want my face welded to her ass
FYI since nobody brought up the second dark match in the first thread, Grace apparently blew her knee out.
>>20017887at just pure in ring stuff she might only be better than b-fab and even then b-fab botches less somehow
>>20017933LOL
>>20017933HOLY KWAB
>>20017933good this unsafe roided up freak shouldn’t be anywhere near a wwe ring
>>20017933worked
will hhh be pity enough to give randy 18 title wins?
>>20017933That’s what she gets for being a woman and trying to wrestle. TOXIC.
>>20017933>abuse roids>get kwabbedtale old as time
randy must win
>>20017947HHH won't even let randy get 15 because he doesn't want randy to pass him
drew vs aldis is gonna be a snooze fest
Doesn't there need to be a lame contract signing and all of that bullshit before we do a big title match?
spooky noise
>>20017933That's a shame. Hope it's not as bad as all that and she's back in the ring soon.
>>20017933Honestly I have not watched SD in months but wasn't she supposed to be some sort of a main carder or did I get fooled?
>women's tag team celebrationbring out the kabukis or i do not care
>a pint of wine eachkek
>>20017968they fed her to Jade
A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY
>>20017968she was seemingly placed in the upper midcardsquashed a few jobbers/lower midcarders and was jade's only match in her reign so far, presented decently strong vs her, not a squash
This shitty theme
BBW Chads win again!
>booing brownswhat the fuck is wrong with this crowd
>>20017973>those glasses>pintsmaybe on planet retard
lash pinned rhea's that's crazy
>Lash already has a beltWhoop bros...
BOOBS
Stallions
Holy Kek
>>20017990won't be long until lil melo drops to trickalthough lash and nia probably finna lose at mania
They are not 6'2 lmao
im a dominant woman
Nia lowkey fuckable tonight
Nia's gut looks nice with that slight muffin topping.
>thoroughbred stallionsErm, Nia is a man? I know Lash is but didn't know Nia is a man
Nia is not good enough for me to pretend she’s good.
WE WANT RHIYO
>>20017986I thought Portland was a liberal utopia
My God, how much more weight is Nia gonna lose?She said Bye-a Snacks!
Stallions?
Remember when the Saudis were chanting "OBA FEMI" at Lash?
>>20017999she said 6 foot. Lash played in the WNBA, that's her shoot height
>>20017988Exactly I love itBased af
>>20017933
>>20017999she said two 6ft thoroughbreds you dyslexic retard
>>20018004>>20018009it's weird but it's a black thing to call like big and thick women stallionssee also megan thee stallion
i wanna have a wife like Nia
Nia's tummy
Weren't the Bellas supposed to be going after these belts?
>>20018015kek
>>20018015KWAB
>Nia thinks she's skinny enough to show off her stomachNasty
lash got scared by the pyro lol
Why is Nia so skinny... Architect bros...
>>20018024no that's good belly
>>20018016she said stallions before that
Kino moment
>coming out to charlotte’s theme even tho lexi gets a bigger pop based politicking queen
>charlesnow there's a real stallion
bukis mentioned based lil lexi dimes
Charles booba
Nia has no ass lmao. Grim
>>20018024She's down probably 100 pds. She can show off whatever she wants to.
I would spunk on Alexa's face until I glued her eyelids shut
Like that Charlotte and Alexa are still frens!
WATCH OUT CHARLES AND LASH AND NIA AND LEXIIT'S TWO BLACK WOMEN
mmmm at the way charlotte goes through the ropes
I don't know if it's just because we were beat to death with them in AEW when Mercedes was doing her belt collector gimmick, but is anyone just kind over with these heel championship celebrations? They're getting to the same level of unwatchability as the usual contract signing.
>lexi: woo for me bitch>Charles: wolf wolf
Giulia will scream in Japanese.
lexi looking cute as always !
Giulia bros we are dimeless
why does giulia still have the united states title
HEIL HEIL HEIL
ZAKO
Poor bayley.
Kiana brings me back to early 2010 with her Naughty America / Brazzers look
>road dogg gone>giulia still wearing braidscmon already
ZAKKOBROS... OUR STATUS?
What's zakko mean, weebs?
NUMBA WAN ZAKO
What is a zako
Why is she talking like Asuka? So fucking stupid
why would the US champ go after the tag titles shouldn’t she think her title is the most important thing in the company
Charles looks like a Pretty Deadly member
She's trying to copy Asuka kek
U ALL ZACKOFFS!
Kianas skirt working me into a shoot
Are those reactions to gweelia piped in?
The only way for Giulia to get some traction is if she fights Vaquer or one of the Kabukis and Iyo
>>20018063nah you are
>>20018053It's okay she has fat titties
smackdown is so ass bro
>>20018066YES BOOOY
woke my 75 year old sick dad up at 1.50am playing wwe
>>20018063small fish
>>20018064she tried to do a mix of asuka and iyo there, like the thing at the end she did iyo always does on the mici would assume she's doing that because she's following the blueprint of joshis that managed to get over
lexi still going to wm at least, sucks that it wasnt for a world title tho
>>20018063weakling
>>20018065Because that’s all the midcard in the ring
this gaijin crowd won't know what zakko means Giulia. thank you for saying something besides baka though
>>20018049Afraid so
Lash should have gone “i ain’t hearing no ching chong jabber” and they wouldn’t dare cancel her
>TAKO TAKO TAKO TACO
>>20018076zako, not zaku
>>20018065she wants every belt
>Zakko" (usually spelled zako - 雑魚) refers to small, low-value fish, but is commonly used in Japanese as slang for a weak, insignificant, or unimportant person—essentially "small fry" or a "noob". It is often used in gaming for weak enemies or as a playful, teasing insult.
>>20018059Small fry. It's an insult
>>20018091naomi did this and they didn't cancel her it's truethey tried to cancel R truth over also doing this though
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>20017933>>20018015........
>>20018094watch out drew
>>20018092bayley…..
>>20018095no one cares, weeb
Is Jerry Fish a zako?
>>20018098I miss Cena so much bros
>>20018098BEEP BEE-ACK
>>20018077normally I like it when hags age naturally but steph needs to get her hand in her purse and get more work done
>>20018094>has never interacted with the world champion
>>20018095Everyone cares, weeb
After all these years Alexa still isn't a good wrestler
How come we don't get Pip on SD? We missed the start of this match.
>>20018095kek what a zako
>>20018106jerry fish is a bimbo
KWAB
>comes back from commercials >slow botch not even 10 seconds later WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Giulia should be forced to wear trunks!
Charles looks so different with the ponytail
>>20017774No one mentioned Kiana, are you guys blind?
>>20018123she got a pop though
kiana and giulia shouldn't be involved in the tag sceneghoulia needs to defend her title and they need to push kiana with that little spark of overness she got from the chamber and rumble
>>20018084She’s a lost character. Absolutely fucking lost. There is no future for this “braided urban yelling Asian beautiful madness samurai” thing. Pull the plug and reboot. Just put her with Iyo for awhile and do a fish out of water thing where Iyo teaches her grumpy hesitant ass how to be a fun loving face. Like comedy Frankenstein that ends in a Miss Congeniality makeover movie and Guilia comes out looking like a supermodel.
im drunk and so bored. What are you guys drinking?
>>20018124If you hate women's wrestling then you're that AEW tranny that makes the other thread :)
why is Charles dressed like pretty deadly
im just waiting for another fappening to happen imagine all the liv and lexi atuff we would get
>>20018125i like her asian lita look its the only reason she’s not a jobber right now
>>20018138well yes actually
>>20018137Moose piss
>>20018137green tea mixed with strawberry lemonade
>>20018095I already knew this you filthy weeb.
>>20018137I don't drink.
Charles is the only person I’ve seen who’s ass straps don’t help make her shitbox look better
ghoulia be like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just noticed the black female ref is back.
>>20018128Gluteal fold not big enough
ARE YOU UH READY UH FOR THE FUMBLE ERA UHHH
Why did we get a pip this time but, not last time?
>>20018151she's had a hard life....
>>20018151i cannot look at her the same way after that shit about her family's funeral the other week lmao that was funny
>>20018137dr. pepper, of course
Women's wrestling sucks
>>20018095
>>20018151it's alica fox
the crowd has been put to sleep
>>20018160what?
dicks out for kianna
>>20018137Monster ultra
god damn this shit suckswhen they put the same dozen people in the 4 PLE slots every month there is zero reason to give a fuck or pay attention to anyone else on the roster
>>20018165touch grass, chud
I still like Giulia because she almost retired Whora Jade with a knee to her head in NXT. I don't have the webm at hand so here the twitter videohttps://x.com/HonoraryDawg/status/1850689331737796873
What is Alexa's purpose in a wrestling ring
>>20018137I've been going through an Orange Whip phase.
>>20018142looks nothing like lita
What did that incel shout
match sucks coz white women suck at wrestling
>>20018171a bunch of her extended family passed away in a fire and she went to the funeral to take thirst trap pics
No way Lexi was selling that like Rhea did.
>>20018186GIULIA I BELIEVED IN YOU or something like that
>>20018178I'm in grass up to my neckwomen's wrestling sucks
>>20018181The draw an audience and get everyone else over.
Women's wrestling is fucking dreadful jeusus
>>20018137
>>20018182THREE ORANGE WHIPS
>Charles is over when just a year ago everyone wanted her gone
>>20018185more just meant she has baggy pants and a top which most women do not
>>20018189Holy jej
this is really terrible
>>20018194Who are the audience she's drawing
>>20018189you consider this a thirst trap?
we don't need hapa lita we have black lita
I'm happy for Charlie, she's enjoying the moment
>>20018142Lita had an ass
i have to pretend women's wrestling is okay because i don't want to hurt my gf's feelings truth be told, i think it's shit
>botched a kick out of course
are those charlotte chants??
>>20018199Teaming with Lexi and the goodwill from her hanging out with disabled kids has done wonders for her image
Charles continues to smear her massive, smelly, pissy fanny flaps across our screens
jesus christ charles is ugly
Guilia’s sweaty pussy
>>20018223Yup. Lexi is a miracle worker.
>>20018201don't compare that piece of trash to lita ever again.
Jerry Fish bros...
charlotte looks like a treasure troll from the 90s
YAY CHARLEXA
>>20018229In my mouth!
>women's us champ eats shit again
LMAO release this dimeless gook already
>>20018231Charlotte could be in her 20th title reign and no one would care
you guys really simp for these walled 40 year old hags LOOOOOL
>>20018218that she did
Jelly fuck is in the same ozempic treatment as Nia
>singles champ eats the pinGiulia's days are numbered
GOTTA LOVE THE ROLLSTER
>Jerry Fish to Jelly RollBased
>>20018239they're weakening her so when iyo beats her it makes sense
alexas tummy is so fucking hot
jellykino next week
thanks to ozempic you can be skinny and still look like a fat fucking slob
fuck chody rhodes
Rhea isn't the one with backstage manipulation, is charles to keep herself relevant, since she cant lift a candle to her own father's legacy.
>>20018254ozempic can't fix his micropeen
Fuck off sami
jelly roll has claimed to be the epstein of country music before btw its on tape
>Sami/snore
Cody... please kill the palestinian
>sami appears>audible jeers
I work early morning tomorrow. But I just gotta stay up to see the codemeister!
I hope Danhausen shows up before tjpw starts
>>20018259rhea literally had to politick herself out of being in the main title scene because she was going insane getting so much hate online from itjade's a retard
Well...
>>20018255fuck all of them desu
sami is right tho
god they’re gonna have cody turn heel on jelly roll to get at randy…..
i do not want either sami or cody to win the title
>sami complaining againtime to commit jihad, Sami
I'm fucking sick of Sami
>new headwriter is a woman
kek sami getting booed. Deffo turning heel soon
Forced wheels spam about Sami is tiring
Giulia fighting for her life out there every week to protect Kiana's aura
Deport Kebab
This segment is good
Sami "Stop Bombing Iran" Zayn
>Sami is gonna cost Cody the match
>>20018251lexi and roxy need to rub tummies
>fucking Sami run inIt's gonna fucking happen
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>>20018137laphroaig single malt whiskycheers
I hate Sami but he right Jews rarely lie when they been fucked
Sami didn't lie though
>>20018294wtf he is literally me
Call up Ethan and give him the belt
sami being drews bitch boy would be kino tbf
AHHHHHHHHH
>Sami angry.He should be walking on sunshine these days, shouldn't he?
Punished Sami is getting over with me
Well, that was one of the worst segments that I recall.
charlamagne has no idea who this nigga is
>>20018304sup samikys
Sami is going win the title at WM
>>20018284Women loves to fuck over other women out of envy and spite
Sami being buried is based
Sami has got to go he is so cringe
>>20018310Me too broI love the seething
>>20018309The US invaded Iran and killed the Ayatollah, so he is mad and taking it out on Cody
>>20018304Why do you support a terrorist regime that massacres its own people?
NEXT NO TRANNY ZONE>>20018318>>20018318>>20018318>>20018318
Hope Sami gets bron'd
REAL THREAD NOT FOR TRANNYS>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328
based trick dabbing on the normalfags non wrestling fans
a rare MCMG smackdown sighting
>Breakin' tits!
>>20018331Or we could not be complete retards and fill up thread 3.
>>20018330I don't support the USFuck off MGMC, no one wants to see your old asses
>danhausen pyro but unironic grim
>>20018331>>20018334???????
a bit funny that the pedo from ireland still tries to split threads despite nobody doing that for dynashite
Christ lol this whole Sami sperging out and being socially inept is mega cringe. Jacob Fatu already besmirched the shit out of him last time lmao
>>20018352this is the thread right here>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328>>20018328
>>20018354He succeeds as often as he fails so, it's emboldened him.
>>20018345>I don't support the USI know you don't. I asked why you support the Islamic Republic of Iran?
>>20018345I do. You fuck off
>>20018331>>20018334I hate both of you
>>200181374 loko
>>20018137im off 5 xanax and a bottle of vodka
>>20018211Kween
