>Randy Orton segment>MFTs vs Wyatt Sick6>Jacob Fatu promo>Damian Priest and R-Truth vs Kofi Kingston and Grayson Waller>Jade Cargill segment>Number one contenders match for the United States Championship: Jordynne Grace vs Tiffany Stratton>Trick Williams segment>Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs Bayley and Lyra Valkyria>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal>Cody Rhodes segment
>>20261892Absolute slop
here for danhausen
happy WM weekend smackgods
>>20261892EXCITED
Why the fuck is AJ co headlining with Steph, he deserves his own
>>20261928>but I digress
>>20261928ABOLLO
>>20261933steph has contributed way more to the bizare you crazy?
>>20261935Kek
>>20261928He's...he's pulling double duty in the Andre...right guy?Aw man ;_;
>>20261943>steph has contributed way more to the biz>are you crazy?
>>20261915Kino
>>20261933Its Stephanie McMahon
Slopdown starting
Why are they playing the f*male Ghostbusters on USA? I thought it got memory holed out of existence.
Please eat a burger.
>>20261892#2? Are people that excited for Smackdown?
>>20261892>92This is the thread
another skippable episode as per usual or actually worth watching?
>>20261976we are excited about criticising it
Had a 1 hour 30 minute nap and I’m still tired
Since the shrimp faggot is spamming the new threads, remember kids, don't click on his streams unless you want your ass doxxed :)
crowd looking disgusting
They should thank Vince for all of this. I know I am
WRESTLEMANIA
>>20261982I guess you'll just have to watch and find out!
who will be simp who mentions a womeme moment
>no one said Benoit and Eddie hugging
>when Chyna turned on KaneNever hear anyone referencing WM15 for historic moments
for me its cole vs lawler
wtf is this gay package who the fuck cares about marks
BUDDY IS IN VEGAS I REPEAT. HE HAS ARRIVED.
>>20262001>WWE produced interviews for this very promoEven if someone did mention it they'd never air them saying that
so we’re stalling to fill time on the go home show are we
who gets hope from watching wrestlemania? lmao
Most iconic mania moment? For me it's>FEIN FEIN FEIN
Michin is so fucking hot, it's ridiculous.
izzz WRESTLEMANIA frfr brooooo finna bounce on cock
>>20262004the marks really are in the ring
>Michin with a dogSomeone save that poor thing quick
Stretam????>>20262013me lolzmakes me thinks of that shrimp
>Korean bringing dog to workGuess she wants her own dinner instead of catering.
>>202620125 minutes in before the introduction part of the show actually even started. This is going to be a looong episode.
>>20261989Russo? Me too bro
GAIN SOME FUCKIN WEIGHT YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GHOUL!
Ya see Iyo, people like you don’t get to go to wrestlemania
no pop for lyra get bayley away from her
Opening segment better be good.
is pat really a billionaire
And he seethed.
Muted
>>20262031smoke a real cig faggot
ok this is my first time actually seeing Heel Pat.
dead crowd yikes
Pat finna
Self made billionaire? What?>As of early 2026, Pat McAfee’s net worth is estimated to be approximately $60 million
>>20262038>muting Randy's intro
>I SEE PITBULLS DYING>>20262043I quit last year
why is the crowd so quiet/muffled?
How do you stomach this after Darby became the world heavyweight champion of the world just two days ago?
>>20262047they've been enjoying some wonderful independent wrestling all day as well as the attractions of wonderful Las Vegas. They are just tired.
BILLINGS, MONTANA MENTIONED
>>20262031please don’t bully my girl like that
Alberto spotted backstage beating Paige
GIGAPOPOLACODY IS TRASHOLARANDY IS CHAMPOLA
It is now day 473 of me not organizing my wrestling folder
>>20262067that partola
I HEAR VOLCELS IN MY HEAD
>smackdown gets two threads before the first person enters the ring>dynamite, even with a world title hotshot, gets one (1) thread all nightaew at tne intersection of GRIM and DIRE
>ring mat says RAMWtf? This is SD
Shane McMahon is set to make an appearance btw>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
RANDY RANDY RANDY
I hear langis in my head
>>20262068The greatest streak in /pw/ history
>i don't need him, i want him<3
>>20262076Did someone say RAM?
Just b urself :)
>>20262079sybau
just bee urself
genius from wwe inserting pat they’re actually getting randy booed
>>20262091chris brookes onahole
>>20261892Is Orton corpsing through his promo?
Just b yourself
>cody rhodes>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>all these freaks paid to watch Stephanie McMahons HOF speechYeesh
BOOOOOOOO
>Cody getting booed
those gosh darn voices
cawdybwo what's the cope for him getting booed tonight?
Bros...I'm not excited for WrestleMania. The YouTubers vs Knight and Usos should be funny tho.
>>20262098Had to look that up and now I’m on a watchlist. Thanks for that
Cody and Drew bros we are getting fucking slaughtered out here. ....
>>20262111Its a Wrestlemania crowd and they're the smarkiest crowd of the year
based bottom codester getting topped by randy
BASED RKO
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>20262111They don't love and respect kweens like we do. And that's a damn shoot
KO return
>>20262117why would you search that
RANDY GIVESCODY TAKES
>>20262119lol
>>20261892This is the feud they should have gone with from the get go. It's not amazing, but they've got history dating from Legacy, and it's only the night one main event.
>>20262123Nah crodie they were the crazy bitches back in the 80s especially the granny's they stabbed wrestlers with nuclear heat.
>>20262132brock vs oba should have main evented, if this was over the WHC instead of the WWE it would have
they’re chanting take….
punk and roman are night 2?yiiiikes
>>20262123You would enjoy the AEW crowd.
Are they not allowed to talk about Legacy?
>>20262127Lmao I’m not a weeb I don’t know these Nintendo words
take counter?
>>20262135mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
is that it? are we just finna start a women's match now?
>>20262136They are the main event, Cody can't draw for shit anymore
randybros are we winning?
>>20262139They probably don't want to mention or allude to Ted
>KO mentionedplease god
Shouldn't this have been the promo he cut the week after he turned on Cody?
>THE THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT >(((TKO)))!!
>>20262136rock is costing roman and setting up mania next year
>>20261892>GAMETHREAD #2Dynamite could never
Semll ya later marks!
>>20262143thats why smackdown sucksits 3 hours of womeme wrestling and 5 foot midcarders
>>20262140i dont watch anime but i used to active on /jp/
why does pat pretend like his whole run as commentator didn't happen he doesn't know who anyone is
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL!SLOB ON HIS BALLS, OPEN MY MOUTH AND SWALLOW HIS LOADWE'RE TAKING IT ALL (IN THE ASS!)HE FISTIN' MY ASS, DROPPIN' MY PROLAPSE DOWN TO THE FLOORWE’RE TAKING IT ALL (UGH!)READY FOR BUTTPLAY, BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!WE'RE TAKING IT ALL (IN THE ASS!)SLIP IN MY COLON, I FEEL EXCITED, AROUSEDWE’RE TAKING IT ALL!
Lyric poster?
SEE YA TOMRROW, MARKS!
>>20261892Ugh mfts
WE KILLING ALL SIMPS
FUCKING GRIM MATCH
>>20262163NXTroons ruined Smackdown with their incessant need for womeme wrestling and blacks and flippy midgets
>>20262132It's insane to me that Legacy isn't the focus of this feud. Is there some sort of blackmark on kayfabe storylines from the PG era?
>>20262162
Who else is just waiting for the battle royal?
>>20261892Piss break coming nice n' early
We're taking it all!Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his loadWe're taking it all (In the ass!)He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floorWe’re taking it all (Ugh!)Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!We're taking it all (In the ass!)Slip in my colon, I feel excited, arousedWe’re taking it all>>20262154LMFAO
>>20262143oh lord it's somehow even worse.... wyattslop. i'm out
>>20262150Ted was innocent
is it better to be mark or a smark?
I still don't know what MFT stands for.
>>20262167Kek based
do we want the MFTs or wyatts to win?who do you think will actually win?
>>20262154We use the word here, brother
>>20262185MyFamilyTree
Ngl lads it puts a smile on my face when the womeme wrestling haters and the simp haters start posting, fuck these indian nxtroons
WHY ARE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FEUDING
>>20262175I really want SmackDown to be as good as RAW.50% of the roster of SmackDown needs to move to NXT/AAA. 25% of NXT and 25% of AAA needs to move to SmackDown.
>>20262185My fat todger
Why did Asuka just post this? She also tagged iyo and giulia
>>20262196indians are the biggest gooners thobeit as are nxt fans. wtf are you talking about
>>20262196>>20262175We get it.
>>20262176Why would it be? Just because something happened 17 years ago doesn’t mean it was good or particularly meaningful. It’s ancient history.
why are the wyatt six and mfts employed? if they were never on the show again no one would notice
>>20262196Slice it.
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>20262185Mutha Fukkin Tongans
did michin eat that dog?
this should be on the wm cardhuge match
>>20262185Male-female trans
>>20262176Those who know, know about Legacy. They don't wanna mention it though because of the nuclear heat of Ted Jr right now.
>>20262185The original concept was probably Mother Fucking Tongans, but they can't put that on a t-shirt so they changed it to My Family Tree, which they barely mention because it's an embarrasing name.
>>20262154kek those unhinged stream chats are always hilarious
>>20262185My First Titjob
>>20262181
>>20262154Kek
lmfao that e-pig brand tattoo
Will Melo relinquish the Andrechu Medallion?
>>20262167I popped huge when this post showed up for work on Monday
Last time we're seeing these guys.
>>20262247fucking PLEASE
>Wyatts come out>about 5 people in the crowd cheer
KEK BASED MATCH
>>20262244
I'm really scared watching this entrance. Do they really let this kinda stuff on TV?
MFTs have to win this, they're complete jokes as wrestlers if they don'ti know they are going to lose thoughI FUCKING HATE THE WYATT SHITS
I cant believe they actually spend an entire year doing this fucking garbage
DIEEEEEEEEFORMEBROTHEEEEEEEEERthey have no right to have such a kino theme
can’t believe people are blaming tko for bad creative instead of triple h as if he doesn’t put dumb shit like this on tv for 8 months straight
>>20262200Based. Pagano and Psycho Clown would be a perfect fit. For women they can add Lady Shani for the tits and ass
This is what happens when you spend too much time with dead tribute acts
>we have the meatsListen to that shit bro that sound dirty
God Talla fucking sucks
What does Nikki Cross even do
Rowan sucks, fucking Viking Raider-tier suckage
Look at that fat piece of shit
>>20262224>nuclear heat of Ted Jr right now.You niggas need to make up you mindEither Ted Jr. has nuclear heat from the recent welfare funds scandal (in which case, WWE is completely wasting it by not bringing him back yet), or he's some forgettable jobber from Legacy who nobody would care about seeing if he was brought backBut he can't be both of those things at once
We’re doing this match AGAIN??? ITS A FUCKING LANTERN
>>20262269Shake that delicious fat ass to motivate the wyatts
>>20262260it's fucking unreal to methey destroyed the smackdown tag team scene for this garbage to stink up tv for almost a yearit's truly ludicrous
THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY ARBY’S>WE HAVE THE MEATSTALLA TONGA COULD EASILY PUT DOWN 2 TRIPLE BEEF N CHEDDARS
>>20262273Turn my monitor on
based nikki getting paid for doing absolutely nothing
>>20262257Yeah, seeing all the unsold seats that aren't lit up by the phone lights must be pretty terrifying for tko.
>>20262278This is the big blow-off match
They fucking around with the audio feed
Joe Tess dropping his professional announcer schtick and reacting like a mark whenever a garbage gimmick match happens always pops me for some reason.
>>20262278hang yourself its not just a lantern fucking newfag
>>20262288>blowoff matchFor about the 17th time
>10 wrestlers in a match>not a single one of them is any good
>there are people who payed thousands to be at this smackdown and both nights at mania and this is the first match they get
[Intro]Are you ready?You think you can tell us what to do?You think you can tell us what to wear?You think that you're better?Well, you better get readyBow to the mastersBreak it down![Verse 1]Degenerate into something, foolWe just got tired of doin' what ya told us to doThat's the breaks boy, yeahThat's the breaks, little manBreak it down![Chorus]D-Generation XD-Generation[Verse 2]You think you can tell me what to do?You know who you're talkin' to?Well, you'd better get used to the way the ball bouncesI've seen what you got, it measures in ouncesBut that's the breaks boy, yeahThat's the breaks little manBreak it down!You might also likelomlTaylor Swift6:16 in LAKendrick LamarThe AlchemyTaylor Swift[Chorus]D-Generation XD-Generation[Verse 3]You think you're a big man? (Hahahaha)Treat you like you're a little manYeah! Break it down!Yo, tell me what it's like to be half a manIt must break your heart to see what I amBut that's the breaks boy, yeahThat's the breaks, little manBreak it down![Chorus]D-Generation XD-Generation[Verse 4]You think you can tell me what to do?You know who you're talking to?Just stop wanting me to be someone elsePut it away like a book on a shelfThat you can’t read boyYeah, that you can’t read little man______________________________Did boomers really think these lyrics were tough?
>>20262264Yes. They all need to go to SmackDown.Ethan Page needs to go to SmackDown. Sol Ruca needs to go to SmackDown. 50% of SmackDown like Johnny Gargano and B-Fab need to go somewhere else. Hell, even half of the MFTs can't even cut a single promo
>>20262275Ted Jr is fresh off that welfare scandal, having anything to do with him right now would be risky and may cause bad press for WWE. If he were included in the story it would be relevant because of his shared history with Randy and Cody. However, in his own right, Ted Jr. was nothing to write home about as a wrestler.
>oh fuck
>>20262284either akam or rezar recently said that drama with some of the wyatts during those last few house shows is why they got fired
>>20262273Thicci is based dude
>>20262300Or 8, still though
>>20262280>diy >diy version 2>fraizer >shitty Montez Awful tag roster
>>20262279She have the best ass, she should show it more
>>20262302all lyrics are dumb when you read them with no music retard
>>20262301>payedfuck off jam boy
>>20262291Yeah, surprised Netflix didn't censor a lot of that ad break.
unfathomably grim
>>20262311they were having great matches and the audience was actually getting invested, and then they threw it away for nothing
>>20262313t. little man
That was an ambitious spot to say the least.
Nikki Cross is wasted in this dimeless faction.
>>20262294Awww do you actually think it’s the spirit of bray Wyatt little guy? It’s a lantern. Get fucked
>this is uglyyes. yes it is.
>>20262324Yes.
lumis shoulder broken
JC should get his own theme music sung by Korn, then we'd have Korn on the Cobb
>>20262324she hasn’t wrestled in 2 years and hopefully it’s 2 more. she fucking sucks
Dynamite and Collision were pretty good this week.
>>20262324what else is she going to be doing
>>20262271Erik and possibly Ivar are going to be cut.
>>20262313That's not true at all.
>>20262321No one cared until they almost died in one match. Fuck you johnny.
Taller Tongan
YEAH YEAH YEAH ;_;
he's really called "taller tonga" kek
>>20262340ivar teaches a class at the PC, if they cut him as an active wrestler they will keep him behind the scenesidk about erikhopefully they just fire erik and bring singles ivar kino back
>>20262304>would be risky and may cause bad press for WWEMeanwhile they brought Lesnar back while he was publicly accused of being part of Vince's sex traffickingNot saying I believe the whore, but still. The accusation is there>but that's different, it's Brock Lesnar, and he's not the one who was brought to courtstill a bad press risk regardless
KWADF (kek what a dead friend)
WE MISS AND WILL AVENGE YOU LUKE HARPERTHE DOG WANKER PIECE OF SHIT WON'T GET AWAY WITH MURDER FOR LONG
>this one's for the big rigbased coreybased rowanbased harper
>more Friday night tag slopGod these gimmicks are js awful and cringe.#makebodallasgreatagain #imaboliever
I DON'T want tables
>>20262338Being Nikki ASS again.
>>20261892What are they censoring during the match? The sound keeps cutting out.
>>20262353Brock was just implied to be part of it, no?
this match would be better if paige was doing a strip tease in the middle of the ring
jacy mateo
mannn, the pacing of this match is off and it's sloppy. they should be better than this
The only thing I ate today was a caseys pizza and I am gassy
So you guys watch this every week huh?
Look who I got a pic with!
Solo just spanked howdy
>>20262370Or 2006 Kelly Kelly
>>20262372Indeed considering they wrestle each other every week
Bo needs to go back to the Sephiroth lookin ass wig. The braids mixed in with his dark hair is shit.
way to telegraph that the MFTs will lose paul
Do you guys think Cody's promo is going to have something big happen or will it be just a response to Randy's claims?
buddy live not watching his wife no wonder he gets cheated on so much
>>20261892Nikki BUNDA
BREAKING NEWS: Nikki Cross takes a bump
>>20262303Yeah Sol Ruca does feel like a better fit in SD. And lady Shani is a bit walled after the pregnancy, but she can bounce back with some motivation kek. SD could use some torta tiddies
I dont particularly want to watch these fatsos
>>20262398What’s he supposed to watch?
damn crazy boot
i'm like 1% interested in a talla/rowan hoss fight
I'm not the only one that thought they were doing a Master Blaster Splash out of that am I?
Shit match
THANK YOU JESUSFIRE ALL THE WYATTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20262407his wife doing her job?
lolwhut
The wyatt stinks
AYO THREAD GOYNEW THREAD NOWOR YOU ARE AN ANTISEMITE!
Fucking pin-stealing bastard Solo
>that finishWhat
MOTHERFUCKING TONGA
hey look its green shirt guyhaven't seen him in a while
Solo the only dimes drawer gets the pin.
well that was a waste of time
>>20262411im still amazed there hasnt been a giant feud with these guys in the past 6 monthsWWE really needs to book better
Talla Tonga looks like CoKane
trade the wyatt six to aew for jericho
Everybody in this match needs to be released.
This ain't over.
That was awful
ASUKA MENTIONED
lot of wages in the ring, TKOcould do with a bit trimming
>>20262444SadlySolo and Wyatt's made it seem like they were taking over the company and they can barely handle the tag team division.
>Sammy Sosa white jokes>In 2026
>SAMMY SOSA WHITEKEK
MAYBE?!
>>20262449Asuka already posted >>20262203
>>20262425She’s not on tv and it’s probably backstage stuff
SAMMY SOSA IS FUCKING WHITE
that sucked
kek
Priest needs to break character more oftenThat needs to be his gimmick. Kinda like how LA Knight's gimmick is botching
MARYSE
Maryse sexo
DANHAUSEN
MARYSE MILKIES
THREAD BITCH MAKE A NEW THREADI GOT SHIT TO POST
I turned SmackDown once because I expected a decent multiman carnage match.That was boring.
BASEDHAUSEN
MIZXIRS...
>what is that
>>20262475>expecting a decent wrestling match in 2026 kek
>>20262485>>20262485>>20262485>>20262485>>20262485
Lol, Kit saying toxic toxic toxic in the back. Love these 3
>>20262484>>20262484>>20262484
>>20262465>>20262469>>20262471Simps get the rope
see he's a comedy act nobody wants to see reddithausen in the actual ring. this is what he's made for
80s sitcom level man i miss that shit i finally get it now
Look at those big heavy hangers on Maryse.
>>20262487>>20262489ffs
>>20262490Have sex
>>20262490Meds status? Untaken
>>20262499genuinely what could you possibly be complaining about
holy fuck the Sammy Sosa comment fuckin popped me
>>20262515Get ready for your match Priest.
