Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton for the Undisputed ChampionshipStephanie Vaquer vs. Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's World ChampionshipThe Usos and LA Knight vs. Austin Theory, Logan Paul and IShowSpeedDrew McIntyre vs. Jacob Fatu, unsanctioned matchSeth Rollins vs. GuntherAJ Lee vs. Becky Lynch for the Women's Intercontinental ChampionshipNIa Jax and Lash Legend vs. Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley and Lyra Valkyria vs. the Bella Twin and Paige Here? for the WWE Women's Tag Team championship.MODS STICKY>MODS STICKYMODS STICKY>MODS STICKYMODS STICKY>MODS STICKYMODS STICKY>MODS STICKY
>>20271470LOGANG OUR TIME IS NOW
YAOOOOOO
It's just me uce
Barret won the Masters
This theme sounds like shit
first for pat mcafee winning the belt
YEAH
Did they seriously kick off Wrestlemania with a promo telling everyone how shit the build up to it has been?
these niggas are 50
Did I see Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the crowd?
bring back bad news barrett
Based Wade
>they canned that shitty ITS JUST US UCE theme
LET ME PLUSH FOR YA
bring back the bloodline
>>20271470THIS is the thread
PEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUITS JUST ME POOBIG BROWN SHIT
Janny gonna freak
Anyone see that hot single mom sitting in the VIP seats alone?
Don't watch this Paul garbage fed
MEGA POO
I want to hear how quiet the crowd will be when the Irish bitch pops up.
Yikes what a cringefest
Seeing a lot of empty sections, grim
How many times are they going to change this fucking song
Corey Gravesbros we got hoed again
whoa is that a dodge ram
little Nicky won
PREDICT KNIGHT'S EMBARRASSING BOTCH TONIGHT
>Visibly empty seats Vince must be bright red
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUTUBERS WRESTLING
will knight slip in this match again?
STRUGGLING TO LIFT 20 POUNDS UCE
LET ME GET A MASSIVE POP FOR YA
So excited for Cody retaining tonight :D
LEMME BOTCH FOR YA
The stage just looks like a shitter version of last years
>>20271470What's so LA about this guy other than the weird synth squeak in his theme song?
LA Botch
PLEASE CAN WE GET A STICKY AND SOME COMFY THREADSOR ARE WE GOING TO HAVE 100 GAMETHREADS
Jobber YEAH
What does "licking his chops" even mean?
You just know they're both already drunk
literally who?where's doink the clown?
>>20271521Actually decent poo for an empty arena
>>20271533he already botched getting out of the car
LE BOTCH IS HERE
I have shoot hated the Usos for 13 years now.
LEMME JOB FOR YA
Logan Paul pins LA Knight
We love Knight here by the way
>>20271531not with that hairline
I want to see wwe superstar @ishowspeed
I'm only here for Ishowspeed, then I'm going back to Coachella waiting room.
No sticky uce
>>20271552Chops = Teeth
Thats the same truck he stole off Logan with the shitty Prime wrap
Speed gonna show up big time tonight
Totally insane those ringside seats cost like $30,000
>>20271528We'll get the better show at La Noche de los Grandes fellow Coreygravesbro
>>20271562yasu
HUMBLE
i just noticed this is the old la knight theme, not the guitar version
>>20271566kys unc boomer
>>20271510Looks like Simon Cowell
STICKY NAO!!!!
>>20271531Everybody is saying this
Only bitter brown people dislike LA knight, you guys are really outting yourselves right now
just hit me that the word “uce” is a PG way to say the N-slur.
LOGANG WW@
Did I miss Joe Jonas or is that tomorrow
>>20271541The usos would do bullshit workouts like that lmao
When did they start billing Knight as actually from LA? Nigga's from Maryland
ishowspeed is gonna pin LA Knight
SAAAAAAAAAAR REDEEM LOGANG SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
shit ton of empty seats
LoVisnhus assemble for India
Why does LA always come out in vehicles, is he supposed to have a race car driver gimmick or something? Is he a mechanic?
SAAAAR I'M SO HUMBLE
>>20271590tomorrow
>no heymanbased
Speed with the Cristiano Ronaldo reference
we don't want no saturday wrestlemania niggasI don't smell what the uce is cooking
Sunday Night Heat ass match. Tf
STILL HUMBLE
hate this ring announcer
>>20271552chops is slang for mouth and licking your mouth/lips is expressing how hungry you are for something, or looking forward to it, if not taken literally.
Damn speed is a manlet
>Cam'RonHe should enter to thishttps://youtu.be/8Qg93VCvG0Q?si=1bjSUd6T7F84DOmx
why is austin theory dressed like a jojo character
>>20271550YOU GET 100 THREADS AND YOURE GOING TO LIKE IT
PIKACHU
>>20271566Bieber was terrible last week, watching Worship this week, I heard they were good.
KINOKINOKINOKINO
speed is a nonce
They didin't give Speed his own entrance?
These black streamers are obviously astroturfed by jews.
speeds gear is actually dimes
Speed dressed like Danhausen
CHOWAYO CHOWAYO
im up next guyswish me luck
>>20271603>>20271596KEK BASED fuck them
>One of the cams is broke
Oh lord all the zoom zooms gonna be calling us fake and gay for the next few hrs once speed clips start dropping on til tok
its so stupid they put speed, the most over guy in the world except maybe the pope, with these heel jobbers
LOGANG WHERE YA AT?
What is the deal with Theory and the scarf
e-celebs are so fucking based
wtf is this entrance? is this a instagram grid? Havn't watched the fed in a long time
best match of the night incoming
stream herehttps://psp-tv.com/r/CKB
MULTI CAM
Umthat kinda sucked lol they had to step over the tarp
Shoving logan paul down everyones face maybe wasnt such a good idea in hindsight huh cucky paul levesque......
>this nigga wearing a cape with Ronaldo on itsend him back to daycare
i was way more excited to see james drake vs bingo bongo than i am for wrestlemania wtf
at ifrst I was like why'd the ruin the reveal with the split cam, but they kept adding cams and it won me over
Is Ishowspeed an athlete? I thought he was a guy that yells at a cartoon dog.
DIMES INCOMING
>>20271639Based I love products
>>20271637
>Logan Paul demoted to the Wrestlemania preshow match how did triple bypass fumble him?
>uh yeah so we can't afford too much pyro with these ticket sales, so how about a bedsheet that falls down?
>9 different camera angleskek
I sure do love watching youtube twitch streamer e-celebs wrestle instead of actual wrestlers
Why did the faces come out first??
>Logan has already had five WM matchesPretty impressive desu
>>20271639this but the opposite
This shit is retarded
Opening match is eceleb slop. 3 of the 7 matches are divas bouts. Brock vs NXT jobber. Only good match is the main event, and that's only cause Pat Mcafee made it a hot angle. What is this trash card?
>>20271638Bad people wear scarfs
This shit is gay af
>>20271653he's pretty athletic actually
speed's ring gear is pretty cool
>>20271653HEY BEN
>Speed has a better physique than the skinnyfats Jimmy and Jeylmaoooooo
same marks in the front row every year
In kayfabe, why would Logan Paul and Austin Theory want to team with a non wrestler against three veteran wrestlers?
based 9 cam view thank you espn
REEL THE FUCKING HARDCAM BACK DUNN
>>20271624so is your president
Ishowspeed solo 1 v 3?
speed is ripped
Empty seats! Empty seats! I see empty seats!
Omg Speed! I'm watching for Speed! I tuned only for speed! I'm wasting my Saturday night just to see that fucking nigger!!!!!
>speed is dimeswtf
>>20271678because they're both geeks and this is the only way they can get on the biggest show of the year
>>20271678Isn't he Logan's buddy?
S P E E D PEED
lmao
I did NOT know Speed was that strong
>>20271678They're outnumbered and nobody likes them.
>>20271667>Opening match is eceleb slop. 3 of the 7 matches are divas bouts. Brock vs NXT jobber. Only good match is the main event, and that's only cause Pat Mcafee made it a hot angle. What is this trash card?WWE fell off to gayew levels
ayo speed actually good??
I LOVE SPEEDI LOVE NIGGERSI LOVE BBC
This gonna age well when Wembley is even emptier
holy fuck this is kino
I SHOW DIMESONE OF THE GOOD ONES
>people are already walking around to use the bathroom or get concessionsKEK
ALREADY BEST MATCH OF THE YEAR
speed is weird sometimes he looks like a manlet and other times he looks pretty strong
Imagine if Bronn jumps in the ring and spears the lil nog again
>>20271688Decent fucking scoop slam jesus
IShowSpeed?More like IShowOff, amirite!
>>20271678to show how little the vets mean to them and how much better they are. Basically humiliate them.
Moonsaults are so basic these days. I remember when they were special spots
>referee ryan trans
speed is a natural just like logan holy shit
Espn unlimited quality is so ass, feels like 720p
Remember when Cena jobbed to Theory at Mania lmao
>>20271704Edrones already having diarrhea for consooming too much eslop
>>20271700HOLY BASED KAIRI BRO
>>20271700BASED IRISHMAN
QUICK /pw/ POLL1) your favorite current wrestler2) Orton or Cody winner3) penis size
>>20271679How did you know it was nine cams? By the time I'd finished counting it was already off the screen.
>speed does movez TONY CONTRACT NOW!
How the fuck do you guys watch the show while refreshing the gamethread constantly and replying to all the witty posts? I can't concentrate...
This a title match?
Why is the RAM logo everywhere? It's Saturday not Monday
>>20271717You actually bought it via ESPN? Fucking mark
>>20271717looks fine on disney plus
>>20271706He’s jacked and 5’10. Guys like him look strange but impressive
>>20271719Fraid so
I'm already fucking bored.
IShowMeat lol
>>20271706The twink effect, they have so little body fat that they look ripped under certain angles, but then you look closer and they are just skinny as fuck.
>>20271725splitscreen and strong peripheral vision
Man fuck Bron, he vs Speed would've been dimes
the fucking hardcam is too zoomed in
>>20271722Kenny Omega Orton 5.5 inches
Whose fighter is Rikishi?
>>20271726Yeah triple h tag tag titles match
i WILL fuck Austin Theory's boykunt one day.
Suprised Theory didn't get WM shape, I thought he was going to be ripped as fuck
Out of all the random loud nigger streamers that spawned in the last 5 years, speed is actually the only one that's talented.Unironically the only interesting guy in the ring right now
>>202717254chan xgoogle it
>>20271728free with cable
I'm bored already. that was fast
>>20271717Looks great on my 70inch 4k tv. Stop being broke.
>>20271722hangman pageorton4.6
>>20271725I miss like 53% of the shit that I watch with yall. I prioritize shitposting because getting (You)s is far more enthralling than whatever is usually on screen
>>20271725you read the thread when wrestlers are catching their breath
>>20271740gotta get the ugly ass marks off camera
>>20271720>>20271721meds
>>20271722>CM Punk>Cody>6 inches
Michael Cole might be retarded
>>20271722Christian and IyoOrton 3.5
Speed is fucking based
why are there so many people in there. i thought they only sold 40k tickets lol. looks lik 60 minimum
>>20271727All matches are sponsored now, sorry chud.
>>20271716if speed is just logan except not a carny piece of shit I will unironically root for him
>>20271544Why is this so fucking kek?
ishowspeed was born in 2005 btw
>>20271740lol they don't want to show the empty seats
>>202717221. Logan Paul 2. Orton3. 5 but I can’t fit my hand around it it’s so girthy
Does logan paul have autism? Why is his tongue always hanging out
/a/ TOWN DOWN
Baed Logan and Theory giving Speed a chance to prove himself/comfykino/ match
>>20271722MizOrton7
*GLASS SHATTERS*
>Shoulda only given this shit 5 minutes pal
i have an ultrawide monitor so i have the show and thread on the same screen
>>20271725I don't watch the wrestling, just post here
>>20271775>Does logan paul have autism? Why is his tongue always hanging outhe's gay
>>20271661why dont you go watch the costco boy, bitch!
>>20271700Based big Kev
What's with all the empty seats?
>>20271740They really wanna hide the empty stands
>>20271770I was in high school
I already stopped watching
>>20271722garganocody2.75
>>20271766they probably arranged people so it doesn't look that empty
>>20271766anon... you didn't get worked by shitpost, right?
>>20271725ive been here for 15 years
>main event jey uso>opening match
>>20271717it is kek
>>20271722speedball baileyCody4 inch on the dot, and very thin
>tarps at ManiaI miss Vince
I love this comedy show, Ishowspeed is the punching bag clown.
>>20271791Vegas is expensive
>>20271777checked
>jey hit a good spearholy shit
>>20271787youre thinking of Tony Khan. Logan is actually married with a daughter
>>20271643thank
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
I'm so glad they did the shot from above the ring so we could see all the ads
You now remember when this thread was on a basedjak website last year
Only Tony Kahn can book 3 v 3 matches.
>>20271770I had crippling depression and things only got worse
>>20271802reminder next year's mania is in fucking saudi lmao
ISHOWRANA
o thought it started in a half hr
>>20271806It's all that workout he did this week
Logan already a ring general
first recorded decent uso spear
>>20271770so was I
>>202717221. Pat Mcafee and Big Vito2. Orton3. 7 inches
speed mysterio
Speed’s physique is fucking great.
What the hell? Nice move by speed.
>>20271807your boyfriend Logan and your boyfriend Tony are.both gay
>Knight didn't eat the pin for onceBROS
>>20271793same, it was awesome
kek
THEORYXIRS....
bruh that match was like 5 minutes
HOLY KEK this clown match
*****
grim
speed is just permanently in the middle of the FUCKING RING LMFAO
well that was a match alright...
That was retarded
>>20271678Theory should shoot betray the nigger-wigger connection and interfere in both world championship matches.
KWAB TOWN DOWN
that was shit
>3 minute matchkek Jey Uso and LA KWAB are buried
Thats it?
kek now that Speed accepted the Vision his curse is going against them
DOGSHIT PALBRING ME BACK
>>20271766They papered it, anon
Forgettable trash
I expected that to go longer?
Speed you were RIGHT THERE!
>>20271722>Cody>Orton>5.2
Speed was wearing Danhausen colors kek
very meh
>Thats it
LEMME PIN YA!
Um logang, how do we recover from this?
glad they over with this dogshit quick I thought speed would get uncursed or smth
SI!
they couldn't give them like 5 more minutes??
Huh? It's over? It was just getting good.
SPEEDKINO
that felt rushed
>>20271834Show will be 20%b wrestling, 80% ads
That was fucking awful
That was a whole lot of nothing.
huhwhat
Well luckily that was short
FUCK LA KWAB
i hate that faggot that wears the neon smiley shirt in the front row
thats it???
wtf I missed the whole match while getting my pasta
stinker. flat.
SPEED IS CURSED!
Logang is committing a hate crime
>theory eats the pincome on man...
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>wrestles better than every woman on the roster
Why are they being so mean to speed
5/10, didn't overstay it's welcome
RACISM?>one job
what the fuck
>>20271851Guess he wasn't SPEEDY enough
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN
SNEED NOOOOOO
Ok, that match fucking sucked ass what the fuck was that booking?
shit was shorted than the Raw match
What was the point of that?
NEW20271876>>20271876>>20271876>>20271876
WM started really grim, idk what to expect
>>20271861I assume it was a short match so Speed could remember his spots
KILL THAT NIGGER LOGOD
Oh you thought Logan had enough heat?No no no no no not at all
Thank you bros, too old to care about this shit or vidya. It's been real
BOOOOOOOOOOO HE DID NOT DESERVE THISGET ANOTHER STREAMER OUT TO HELP HIM
>MoggingIs Wade a secret chud??
Super gay
>>20271872Cry about it poorfag
Viral streamer moment.
>>20271875LA Knight showed the other 5 how the big boys play. now he's off to tame some strange YEAH!
NEXT THREAD>>20271876>>20271876>>20271876>>20271876
ishowpeed
>>20271895>>20271910jannies just ban this low test fag
Why would they defend Speed after he fucked them over multiple times
are they building a year long storyline with darren watkins jr?
>>20271908YEAH
Holy shit, they prioritized the angle over the actual match. Fuck this company.
>some kid yellingI SHOW SPEED
REAL THREAD>>20271924>>20271924>>20271924>>20271924>>20271924>>20271924
WTF I thought this started in an hour wtf
why was logan calling speed a monkey and an ape
>>20271929i think the pre show started 3 hours ago i shit you not
>>20271928Real Thread
>Be me>Watching Wrestling since 1996>Watched it regurarly until 2016, then kind of cooled on it>Started again with AEW >Really enjoyed AEW for 2, 3 years>After the Storylines like Cody/MJF, Arn Anderson involvement, Jake Roberts Involvement etc. cooled off I stopped watching it regurarly (still enjoyed the Matches and PPVs)>Stopped watching completely, only watch Random PPVs>Havent watched a WWE weekly in years, only the RR and WrestleMania every yearSo Ladies and Gents, how will this show be? I read some Dirtsheet stuff once in a while, the hype is non existent right now?
>>20271905anyone that pays to draw attention to themselves is a fucking faggot, even more so are the faggots that defend them and lick their cock
>>20271990Drew and Jacob Fatu should be funSeth and Gunther should be goodMaybe Liv and Steph will be goodEverything else is going to be trashTomorrow should be better
>>20271905lol cuck
that Hogan documentary ad is prob going to be the best thing on this entire show until Pat Mcafee shows up
