Last Weeks Highlights https://youtu.be/_F1HDlG5hII?si=IxMD_JobJ1py9tR-Jacob Fatu kicks off SmackDownDamian Priest vs. Talla TongaTiffany Stratton (c) vs. Kiana James for the Women’s United States ChampionshipRhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss vs. Fatal InfluenceTrick Williams hosts a funeral for the Gingerbread ManGunther addresses his sneak attack on WWE Champion Cody Rhodes
>>20423622>>>/trash/
>>20423622we're not watching this lil bro
i botched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4AS8j1Hq4
I’m here for Buddy or his wife. Surely he’ll show up when it’s a couple hours away haha.
WWE SmackDown tonight in Jacksonville is reportedly drawing a much smaller crowd than its 2024 visit.Ticket sales are down by over 3,000 compared to the last time WWE ran the same building.
>>20423622DanhausenGingerbread ManTiffany vs KianaFatal Influence Should be a fun show tonight
>>20423660>womeme slop>joke slopyikes anon
>>20423660hahahahahaha
>>20423622a smackdown thread without the title card doesn't really hit the same... and no Giulia so...
Smackchads it’s our night!
>>20423660oh Kiana is there, ok we will see Giulia then. Great. I'm excited for based GBM. Maybe he'll even ressurect and take down Sami inZayn in the MembRayn
>>20423660>Should be a fun show tonight
>>20423660no wonder fox canceled this "show"
Way too early. What did you need manufactured help sliding? Lemme guess. NXT raped AEW again this week. Everybody already knows, little bro.
>>20423660popped me
>>20423622Will the remaining half of this shows roster be in catering again?
>>20423763>NXT raped AEW again this week. Everybody already knows, little bro.can you calm down and think that not everything is your boogeyman
>>20423763Get some help
>>20423763meds
Things I need to get off my chest:>WWE fumbled Dom>I am tired of the Judgement Day>Giulia has been a failure>Iyo Sky seems to have lost the support of the front office for some reason>Cody peaked early and needs to tweak his character or end up becoming even more stale>Ilja lost aura>Roman is the last draw WWE has but even Roman is starting to get devalued
Amazon position with Jade.
>More than a fan: The story of Charlotte Flair and Scarletthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuGmUmQMs_U
Danhausen is teaming with belly rollSo really the only good thing is Kiana (pretend I'm not a negro) James
>Jacob Fatu kicks off SmackDownHe's FAT yallddaddameeeen>Damian Priest vs. Talla TongaTerrible>Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Kiana James for the Women’s United States ChampionshipLol>Rhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss vs. Fatal InfluenceLmao>Trick Williams hosts a funeral for the Gingerbread ManTrick and Sami are awful>Gunther addresses his sneak attack on WWE Champion Cody RhodesMeh
Send for the Man: https://youtu.be/A6U_pGh9-wU?si=TcI9B3NLuaN47ghH
>>20425161Gingerbread is such an underrated bread.
>Storm warning >DESTRUCTIVE hailJesus
>>20425201jade…
>>20423622>Trick Williams hosts a funeral for the Gingerbread ManKino is back on the menu
>>20423988Everything but your last point is 100% true
oh boy can't wait for more babytalking simps from discord brigading the thread again
IYO :D
>>20423988>WWE fumbled DomDual fumble. His booking has been awful, but he's lazy as fuck and doesn't seem to give a shit about his job. He's still awful at promos and has no actual character besides being attached to a woman.>I am tired of the Judgement DaySymptom of Triple Paul's glacial booking. At least two months of "omg who's side is Roxanne on?" followed by 3 months of "omg tension between Liv and Raquel" and all the while Dom and JD beat up or get beaten by Finn>Giulia has been a failurenot really debatable>Iyo Sky seems to have lost the support of the front office for some reasonI think TKO is out on ESLs>Cody peaked early and needs to tweak his character or end up becoming even more staleNo one should be surprised by this. Cody is a dork midcarder, and always will be. They have to inject celebs and part timers into his story every mania for anyone to care>Ilja lost auranever had any>Roman is the last draw WWE has but even Roman is starting to get devaluedI wouldn't say devalued but the Bloodline thing is certainly running its course and theres not much more they can possibly do with it. They're teasing Jey Uso goes rougue for like the 6th time
Uhhhh so wheres the mens wrestling?
>>20425341The fanbase complained after last RAW
>>20425341Tomorrow night
>>20425341Talla Tonga vs Damien Priest
>>20425359>downvoting women's wrestling tranniesBASED
>>20423622>Rhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, and Alexa Bliss vs. Fatal InfluenceThis is the only match I care about. Please let it be early so I can go on with my night.
>>20425386should sammi show up with a giant glass of milk and throw the corpse inside?
>>20425386I'm not crying you are crying :(((((((((
>>20425386jesus that Reddit meme is embarrassing
>>20425359kek based reddit hater
Scone-bros....we win again!!!
The funeral is the main event tonight
Smackdown needed all ego and Joe Hendry more than raw
haha saaar gingerbread maan veddy funy saar
>>20425403As it should be desu
>>20425396My favourite Concentration Camp survivor!
>>20425386Kek if only
They both should be fucking released. Slice it.
let's go for a shock title win for jacob
>>20425416yeah and the entire womeme division too
WE'LL MISS YOU GOAT
Gingerbread funeral is main eventing tonight's Smackdown.A clear middle finger to the people in that arena and watching at home. They are mocking the cattle fanbase
>>20425419
No funeral for Ted tonight?
>TED
did you thank your billionaire yet today?
Rest in piss. Vince won.
>>20425429Evil fucking company.
Ted Turnerbros...
Imagine if Tony is at the show lol would make someone shoot cry
>>20425427Its the best thing on the show, it should be main event.
>in memory of Gingerbread Man/Ted Turner
Jacob fatu ain't it
I watch for she.
dID THEY MENTION THE OTHER COCONUT NEGROS OR THE WYATT FAGGOTS LEAVING
>>20425359It was a good episode without womeme though
>>20425429It's actually 4-parter with him, the Gingerbread Man, the Huckster, and the Nacho Man.
Who are these people?
RIP Gingy
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CITYJACKSONVILLE IS AEW TERRITORYWWEDRONES FUCKING LEAVEEEEE
NOOOOOOOO GINGERBREAD DON'T GIVE UP ON LIFE
ted turner.....
Our Jewish queen is here>cross necklace Deceptive
GINGERBREAD MAN FUNERAL KINO TONIGHT
I thought you faggots said Berto and Garza were released?
F
>>20425457>on the week of Turner's deathBased
>Ted Turner dies>hold a funeral for a gingerbread man
GRINDIN
>>20425437grow up
>in memory of Ted turner >book a fake funeral for the ginger bread manevil fucking company
>>20425463dave markzer wrong again
>>20425472Gingerbread Man died first.Tony killed Ted to pop a rating (he didn't).
the gingerbread funeral seems inappropriate after they just said this show is in dedication to Ted Turner
What's the best Mayan even Interview
>>20425469
Tony should not fucking let WWE run JacksonvilleKick this evil company the fuck out of our city TK
ahhhhh shucky ducky quack QUACK
>>20425469>>20425472Well maybe he shouldn't have fucking died when this was planned prior >very McMahonian how the show still goes on
>>20425481He created Cartoon Network so its fine
Whats so special about the Tongue And Death Grip? WWE is so fucking cringe bro
>>20425487That looks definitely far worse than rhea lol
>>20425494Rheas face isn’t hideous. Charlottes is.
WCWBROS WE DIDNT GET THE LAST LAUGH
I hope the funeral turns into a massive brawl because someone starts eating a gingerbread house
who's only here for the gingerchad segment?
>>20425491Why should it not? Ted was a competitor they owe him nothing.
Babyface Fatu sucks. He should be like Umaga but a main eventer.
>>20425506Indians like you are
>>20425492gingerbread man did that?!?!?!
Let's talk about muh hood background again.
>>20425506
>>20425506he's really gone...
Y'know I'm still a bit confused about how they're allowed to keep using the Shrek design for Gingerbread Man.
wunhunnit
Why's Jey always walk around like he's got an actual stick up his ass?
>>20425481Ted turner died of a broken heart. He couldn’t go on after losing the Gingerbread man. It’s only appropriate l.
was he born LARPing as a nigger or does that come later in life?
Jey is the one that took the 50% paycut btw
>>20425524thoughts on joe tessitore?
>Usos I sleep.
>>20425533they would never dare try that with a coconut
This is sicko county why aren't they booing them out of the building?
>>20425508Proper Bo, I tell thee! uhhhh
>>20425532Generally by high school do non-negro browns take up the larp
>>20425533dave meltzer confirmed this isnt true
>>20425536VERY hot
Jacksonville loves WWE and shoot hates AEW and the bad name it gives to the city
>>20425532bay area pacific islanders are just born black
>>20425529Jaida won't let him forget he's got that donkey on him
>>20425533Unlikely. Jey actually works most weeks. They certainly can’t accuse him of being one of those guys making big bank and not performing much.
Pause
Roman gonna beat you like he did me. He gon' emasculate you
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET
Is Jey admitting to being buck broken by roman?
>the worst part is that you still have to come in next week after losing the PPV
This is so ass
Jey forgot his lines again
Jacob is really winning isn't he?
Remember Jumpin Jeff Farmer (the "yip!" guy)? This is him now
>>20425570When is the last time MxM was on tv?
What's the chances Fatu actually wins tomorrow? Roman's already back to part time status apparently, but it's too early to take it off him without making the Wrestlemania match a total waste.
>>20425573Wasn't it confirmed he ain't showing up anymore after this? They took down all his dates during summer
Fatu is n word ish in an annoying way more than a scary way now
hell naw
YADADAMEANNNNN
What are the odds Jacob wins? I give it 5% chance, sadly.
AT BACKLASH
>>20425580>the marks are actually believing the 50% paycut story, everything is going according to plan
Why is he copying the new day?
Looking to be another shitty episode of slopdown
>>20425583Agreed. He shouldn't be talking this much.
Do it JacobBurn down the coconut tree
this fucking overlay ad on the mat is glitching out. the world isnt ready for this technology yet
Jacob 'Familicide' Fatu
I no longer have any idea what is going on.
>>20425575Whomst?
>savage Samoan bad>hood Samoan goodAre stereotypes ok when it is one from another race?
>I swear to God, I will burn this whole God damn family tree downFUCKING KINOI didnt care for that promo but that was a great final line
>>20425601Fr I need that lotion
>when you realize Jacob is the solution to the coconut problem
>>20425596What 50% paycut? The fucker isn't appearing on TV despite having a match tomorrow and is making his cousins do his marketing for him. That's blatantly someone on a part time contract.
>>20425608>>20425575This guy
They did my boy Ricky dirty af
AND NEW
they’re gonna send drew back to raw as a trade for gunther
I wanna jizz allover Cathys fake frames
cardona getting boo'd
>ricky taints vs mid cardona
Matt KWAB Cardona
>>20425587all we know is that roman is getting deleted from all promos even summerslam
>>20425623Gunther needs this
>>20425633Cody on a pole match
Chelsea had heart surgery
There's no reason for anyone to employ Matt Cardona.
They've said "Jacksonville" like 10 times already
If CAWdy is QB1 then Ricky Saints is QB2PUT HIM IN NICK
2 fucking Codyboy faggots
not a big fan of the samoans
>>20425622>chatgptfucking hungarians are writers now?
>>20425640they really wanna drill it in before cena reveals the WWE/AEW collaboration show tomorrow
>>20425638its because she took yours right anon
>>20425645Matt Cardona is a Codyboy?
>>20425645Mid Cardona kwab
>>20425644G.I. Joe Baroness
Jacob Fatu is a devout Christian and he should not be saying God d*mn, that's using the Lord's name in vain.
Think I’m gonna continue playing Clair Obscur instead boyos have fun
>>20425644Naughty America bros
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>20425622@ChatGPT is this real?
>>20425645ricky looks like he's wearing a suit Jim Carrey from The Mask gave him
>>20423666Why are you posting in a thread for a show you either dont watch or hate watch and dont enjoy? How can anyone actually care about console war bullshit? This is like a uniquely pro wrestling thing.
when anna jay debuts on smackdown in. 3 weeks that’ll be like the final infinity stone in cody’s codyverse reconstruction gauntlet
>>20425580>>20425587A little higher than 5%, actually. Remember, the Punk Roman WM match was never about that belt. The story there was all personal vendetta shit. Meaning, it’s not like it wrecks some big story to have Roman lose the secondary WHC belt. Odds are still overwhelmingly that Roman retains because Roman is a more interesting character when he HAS a belt and can act like the top dog (instead of a challenger).But it would also be MUCH more interesting going forward to put the belt on Jacob and then tell a story about whether Roman is really still the top dog. I don’t think they’re ready to do that yet, tho. 80% Roman retains20% Fatu wins and they do something fun
Are there any other wrestler's that sell their ring gear besides Chelsea?
>>20425660Is that good? Could he knock a guy out?
RETARD FRIENDS WE'RE BACK
I wonder what Jim Cornette is doing right now
>>20425660KWAB
>>20425658Why did you name the game? Were you hoping a bunch of people would start talking about it and become your friends?
royce is going to turn on him
>>20425684dave meltzer confirmed seth didnt get a paycut
>>20425669To get you to reply.
>Failure was never an option for black men like me and youReally?
Royce seems like a nice guy so its weird for him to talk like this
>>20425685Nah but that actually did happen last time I said it kek
royce is shoot gay? too zesty for a street nigga
Were they actually buddies before WWE?
>>20425684that image if photoshopped
I'm gonna need WWE to build up a race war between the coconuts and the newly arrived blacks
>i just lost half my MFTs and need a replacement
Giulia is going to cost Kiana the match.
>>20425698Yeah in AEW his name was Powerbottom Knobs
>>20425674If you know where to look.
Did Tiffy get her boobs done again?
>>20425702huh wat u mean?
>>20425672mostly i just don’t see how jacob defeats roman while he’s a facehe won’t cheat and no one is going to screw romanroman has the highest power level in WWE besides cawdy so if it’s just a straight 1 on 1 with no antics, jacob has no chance of winning
>>20425696Uh huh. I thought you were leaving.
>>20425709I love Miss NXT
>>20425711Why are you looking at her boobs you gaybo?
rhea gets anorexia and she looks awfultiffany gets anorexia and she looks better
>>20425716What’s so butterfly about her
Tiff's tits look like bronze.
guys... i dont like bimbos
Kiana needs better music
>>20425684Seth didn't take a payout. Seethe more you little fucking bitch.
Need to colonize this negress
>Naughty America music hits
>>20425700they’re both norcal niggas that were indie wrestlers, yeah i don’t see why not
>>20425729Kiana james is a beautiful white woman
>>20425700
i forgot kiana was in chamber
Kiana too good for this music. Song is whack.
Giulia seething
>Giulia wearing slip resistant clothes
>>20425736Jesus Christ.
>piped in Tiffy chant.
>>20425730nobody
Her tights say Toodles because she lost her ass.
Simp city is down ffs
tiffany’s best matches tend to be against women she wrestled in NXTso i’m expecting this to be a good match
>>20425750many such casesjust use the mirror
Blake debut against Tiff after Backlash?
What is the point in royce keys?
>>20425750Motherless, too. It's a sad day.
>>20425736This feels like another Paige/Alberto Del Rio deal
>>20425750Use simptown
>how can i make myself uglier?>i know, negro braids are the answer
Tiffany really works best with women she knows from NXT it's what she was missing last year
Why is ghoulia such a dimeless shitter bros
>>20425750Working fine for me
>hmm tonight I will turn on the wrestling after skipping the last week or so>Tiffy vs KianaI didn't even want to watch this when it was on NXT
this fucking he-man movie looks so soulless
>>20425756Big nigger. Came up poor.
>Bluechew ad during women's match
>>20425762she’s a wh*te “joshi”
Kiana has a real bitchy face, in a good way.
>>20425760damn you guys have a point she really is hotter with her hair down
>>20425765>>20425770>theyre watching commercialsi bet you actually pay for cable too
>>20425762Style doesn't translate. Can't talk to get over.
>>20425769Ejack
0 ass in this match
>>20425778>266Fuck off
>>20425776its a restream with pip :3
>>20425732She's a negress. Sure, the White genes are doing a lot of work but she's still a negress
Tbf, the crowd is dead silent no matter which of these bitches is wrestling.
splitting already?
I thought "Kiana" was a cute black chick with curly hair? Who the fuck is
Joe and Wade have given up
STUNNERSTUNNERBAH GAWD
SOON
I can't believe Tiffany is still a face
PINK THONG
>>20425789>black chick>having hair
why are wwe womens matches so shit? Even marigold rookies have better matches
>>20425789that’s kelani bro
TOXICwas the Kit/Cody interview any good?
>>20425787no asses no cheer i’m afraid
Dreading the inevitable Timmy vs Bloke feud
>>20425794This will be the quietest match in the history of the WWE and that includes the plandemic era.
TIFFY
Did Tess say PME or BME
>>20425797This anon >>20425799 corrected me
>Judas Effect
>>20425806When Shady's Medium Coptic Cock hits
>>20425806blake foreshadowing
Ghouila is going to suck as a face
solid foid matchGholia gonna finna hook up with Asuka
>>20425801It was very much a young boy/senpai kind of podcast
Time for Kiana to ditch Giulia now
Well, that was pointless.
>>20425801No. I watched half of it. It was mostly Cody giving him unsolicited advice while Kit tried to be polite.
Is this the first we've seen them arguing?
MEGA HEAT
>have to use extras for this because they fired half the roster.
I wanna see you drop (drop drop drop drop)
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>>20425780Kiana James
My dad marks out over Danhausen
>>20425809He said P and it should never be abbreviated. Tiffany barely has a gimmick - don’t hide the meaning.
I thought Zelina got fired.
kek troof
>>20425828Fuck Ted Turner kek
SAMI ZAYNE IS A MURDERERJAIL THIS MANIAC
FUCK YOU SAMI
Migrate>>20425839>>20425839>>20425839
kek why do smarks hate these gingerbread segments?
>>20425785they're hot when the white part is doing most of the work.
Honestly… GREAT work by Sami to stay in character and not lose his shit laughing during that lmao
>>20425842Ironically smarks do not get professional restling
>>20425854>>20425842How the fuck do you hate the guest host era WWE but pretend this tko shit is the best thing ever?
