oba-san is retiring

...and asuka was never seen again

>>20434647
first

Do you think Wade would let me buy that notebook off of him?

haha

Mama asuka has to take care of her kids

it really bothers me that Wade as the heel announcer wasn't mad Iyo ruined his notes

I warned this sub that Kairi and Asuka were in their 40s and were gonna be gone this year two weeks ago. I was told I was an idiot.

She gone

>>20434656
Yeah that felt like something. Her calling it a day would make sense

so that was a waste of time i guess

>Kairi didn't come back
>Triple H couldn't care less about nips
lmao

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>asuka isn't retiring
>she's also a face now
>for some reason

>>20434647
YASS KAWEEEN TRANNY WE WON

God bless Asuka. I think that’s the sexiest Asian woman I’ve ever seen.

THEYRE FLUSHING ALL THE JOSHI SHITTERS

BBBBBASED

>>20434662
on sucking my gargantuan cock

imagine if women could wrestle

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no pirate..

SPIVEYBROS

>Dan Spivey
That's Wayland Mercy now?

Based Skinner

WAYLON MERCY

dog awful show

>>20434647
Huge pops for Dan Spivey and Steve Kearn

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>April 28, 2026

How stupid do you feel, retard? I told you that Asuka wasnt retiring and that I would make you eat your words.

KWAB JAJAJAAJAJ

did danhausen get more time than the two women who can actually wrestle?

>Skinner & Dan Spivey
What the fuck kek

>>20434675
TKO didn't let her leave her boots in the ring as it would overshadow the rest of the show
She will be quietly released after not being on tv for three months
Evil fucking company

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WOULD

>>20434667
I'm perfectly okay with a commentator doing his job to get the talent over and not taking a big moment in a match between two wrestlers and making it about himself the commentator

Actual wrestling legends in the crowd

>that loli with the tits sticking out

She knows what she's doing and is based

wtf is this gay tiktok music

>>20434697
PAUL HATES ASIANS, so yes.

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>dan Spivey

he had one of the most dimes entrances of all time with sid vicious on some random old WCW ppv

>>20434656
ehh, oba is stil in aaa

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who the fuck cares about boxing outside of celebrity meme fights???

BRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

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that was a 5 star match

I wonder if he’s just gonna announce being a full time PLE host

Cena about to announce a 25% discount on Club WWE

Cena just can't fuck off can he? Have some dignity.

he turns into Vince more every month

>>20434678
The sexiest Asian woman I've ever seen was Tia Carrere in True Lies.

John Cena is not the greatest of all time. he's not even top 20. he was just forced down everyone's throat worse than HHH or Roman ever were and he killed the business.

>>20434708
John cenas theme

>>20434667
ngl I was expecting it too

lmao john cena surprise right before aew

Cena is pregnant
And it's Vince's baby

>>20434686
She was stuck at HHH office

>>20434667
Cole roasted not having any notes in the first place. Who cares?

VINCE IS BACK

>>20434678
vince...

>>20434706
bro....

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>>20434711
KICK HIS ASS

Asuka retired?

that was a long pissbreak
now we're back for kino

>>20434717
Nobody will care how that match went, they'll only bitch and moan that Kairi wasn't there

>>20434701
I would imagine ejaculating in her mouth would be quite enjoyable.

Announce Vince bought out TKO or idgaf

cena new general manager :/

"shake the foundation" my ass

>>20434725
Mine is some provincial Filipina that got ass fucked on AsianSexDiary.

>John telling the jabronis to get out of the way
Based Cena

>retires
>cena buddy-uh, the tko-uh, they-uh need you-uh
>Sure hunter what for?
>the-uh signups aren't doing-uh as good-uh as they want-uh
>Got it, ruin my legacy and reputation to shill for your masters?
>that's right-uh

If I start a new job do I really gotta go to everyone in the building and introduce myself and have good relationships with them to climb to the top like John Cena did?

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>>20434720
that would be hilarious

God i hope Mommy Asuka blows thru all her money on making giant arcades and rent and has to resort to doing more Gravure shoots with her hotter milf body to pay rent. Fuck i wanna see her bare tits so fucking bad

Cena's hair transplants are look good

>>20434751
Rightfully so

>>20434756
Tony bought WWE. Everyone is getting sent home, with pay, indefinitely.

>>20434749
Nope
Retards BTFO

>>20434695

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IYO RUV DA BIGGU BRAKKU KOKKU DESU!!!!!!!

No fucking way it's Club WWE

>>20434749
They'll just quietly release her in the next couple weeks.
One step closer to being free from the joshipedo menace.

>>20434764
Retiring from the ring /=/ retiring from the job

>>20434765
better start learning chinese buddy

>>20434751
i don't agree, nobody seriously expected her to be there

WELCOME BACK VINCE

BASED SHILL CENA

PER THE PODCAST

TONY KHAN SPOTTED SEETHING THAT HE HAS TO START HIS SHOW AGAINST CENA

Cena about to announce that Club WWE members get to take a Danhausen midget home with them.

>>20434770
mornin' saar

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>>20434647
Asuka nooooo

It's totally insane to me that Cena was really going to go balding

Men get that hair transplant don't go balding

Is Cena officially considered GOAT status?

>>20434770
Plus botox

>>20434793
noted joshi puroresu fan voldemort

THE USA HAS PURCHASED A 47% STAKE IN TKO

sign up for Club WWE goys, er I mean, guys

>>20434771
Fucking simp

>>20434794
Stroke or sir?

>One more john cena match
>Only for WWE Club members

>>20434776
Proof?

cena's coming out of retirement for saudimania LMAO

PRESIDENT OF CLUB WWE

>>20434797
He’s the LeBron/Tom Brady of WWE

He can't resist it

>>20434801
why won't they let it be TV-14? All their other shows are so why can't WWE be?

Based Trump has boughted WWE

GUNTHER SUCKS LOL

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THIS IS A LIZARDPERSON IN A HUMAN SKINSUIT
THIS IS NOT JOHN CENA

>>20434784
That's not how it is on Twitter

>I asked them to give up a spot to a TNA guy

cena runs nxt now or smth

Sol and Ja Von did main roster stuff before then

Shawn is the new booker holy shit

Obafemboy is over brother

OBA

>still coping about his awful retirement tour
lmaoo

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>>20434798
this is not what botox looks like lil bro

Cena is the new NXT manager

Oh shit, if he's becoming head coach of NXT instead of Phil I'm gonna laugh my ass off

>>20434837
This

>We saw three negros

ok

THE JOHN CENA CLASSIC
WTF

Classic John Cena

>shilling: the segment

lame

THE JOHN CENA CLASSIC

>>20434668
Kairi sane is 37

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>something nobody expected
Well...you got me twice tonight.

>>20434827
Thanks Dave

>John Cena classic
Fucking lame

tournament slop

Cena is a shit wrestler and will fuck up the nxt talents even more

Is he just naming star wars characters?

TRYING TO RIP OFF AEW AGAIN FFS

kek this shit is really like walking in on a retard birthday party

SHILOH HILL BROS

These nibbas really thought Cena was coming back.

Those obnoxious piped in crowd reactions are fucking annoying

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They literally have no one good or decent on NXT right now. Why the FUCK would they do this now that NXT got gutted?

tonyesque

>I replaced King of the Ring

What an asshole

Gunther should come out and choke him

JOHN CENA GOLF TOURNAMENT?
JOHN CENA HORSE RACE?

another fucking belt

MORE BELTS DID TONY KHAN BOOK THIS

>Black NXTroons vs the new Black callups
gay

>a tournament
YIPPEE

>Exclusive on the WWE Club

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEE

Be a spinning belt or ifgaf

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>another title

>"the big match belt"
lol
kek
lmao

Spinner belt is back

>It's club wwe bro!
Dirtsheets wrong again

spinner belt?

WTF THE JOHN CENA CLASSIC IM MARKING THE FUCK OUT
CENA HAS HIS OWN BELT

THE JOHN CENA TITLE

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NIGGA
why are they doing this now after anyone who drew a dime already left NXT lololol

lol cody fucking sucks.

AND NEW
JOHN CENA CHAMPION
OBA FEMI

Holy freakin kinoly

I actually love this idea.

>another belt
Tony seething

LMAO, they're ripping off AEW and NJPW with this hokey tournament.

SPINNER BELT RETURNS

>Points at the John Cena Classic sign

>ANOTHER BELT
lmao Paul is such a fraud

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The entire show was RUINED

>muh speech
>muh tournament

lol ol stone cold comes down stuns some geek and leaves and gets 100x the pop

John Cena Cyber Sunday

>oba/Brock match was literally less than five minutes
>let's keep doing this

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>The John Cena Championship

>>20434668
>I was told I was an idiot.
Then. Now. Forever.

I'm here to announce that WWE wants to slurp me up some more

>john cena classic
>winner decided by fan vote
LMAO

y'all are missing Jack Perry vs Mark Davis guys

>>20434899
>aew invented tournament
truly the s in smark stands for subhuman

>it's a crowd vote championship
what??

>the more i watch WWE the more i see HHH turn it into AEW
god damn hunter is fucking mind broken, we want WWE not fucking turning this into even more AEW SLOPPA. Might as well put the fucking main belt on Tozawa at this point too

TABOO TUESDAY!?

Is it going to be like the Greatest Royal Rumble belt where one guy wins it and it's forgotten?

>>20434906
BASED

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>they're really making the "here nigga damn" belt

KEK

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IT'S TIME

The John Cena Taboo Tuesday Classique

>Der Fan

I voted for Danhausen

>You vote on the champion, regardless of the winner
I actually like this idea... assuming that the voting isn't rigged.

Where's the Hulk Hogan belt

what makes it classic if it's new

What the fuck

>>20434914
Fucking kek. This is the lamest shit.

so they fired all the old talent for costing too much, and now they need to start promoting younger talent who cost less

this is just going to be a simp title lmao

give a loser a belt lol

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You have to be part of Club WWE to vote btw

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Spotted a hottie down in front

>>20434701
Is that the youtube?

Nikita Lyons is just gonna win this over and over then.

>>20434918
not a real championship. like the crown jewel belt

>we're gonna have a tournament
>but it really wont matter if you win or not
>you just need le fans !!!!

>Fan vote determines the champion
Sounds retarded as fuck

DanHausen will become the John Cena Champion

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this shit wasn't even worth having on in the background dyeing ufc 'lims
fatu has ro fucking win do something paul holy shit

>crowd books the finish
nani the fuck

This actually sounds interesting

Inaugural John Cena classic winner, Akira Tozawa.

LMAO WWE is so gay and cringe

>rigged vote like cyber Sunday
wow

>>20434906
it literally is this

I'm gonna vote in the first anon that (You)'s me

>you can lose and still be champion
a new way to book like shit

>>20434931
>assuming that the voting isn't rigged.
lol

>>20434931
lol

/pw/ needs to rig the vote

>>20434868
Kek

>you can lose your match but win the championship via audience vote
so fucking retarded kek

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>wrestling show
>wrestling doesnt matter
>popularity contest champion

ok...

>>20434915
I wouldn’t say we’re missing it, anon

I have no idea how to feel about this. I think it could end up being pretty cool

>>20434925
I actually want to see Kendal vs Lyra but I'll take this too.

bet only CLUB WWE members will be able to vote

>Cena's announcement is a new PLE where the winner of each match is decided by a fan vote
Based HHH thinking outside the box

CHAMPIONHAUSEN

>so remember how we pretended that Taboo Tuseday was fan decided even tho it wasn't?
WE BROUGHT IT BACK FUCK YEAH
WINS AND LOSES DO NOT MATTER
ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU THE FANS

You cannot make this shit up

Lol
Wwe can rig the vote anyways

>>20434839
he is going to bring all of his tapes to the pc and shawn wil get the video room ready

So is this their version of the bmf title?

now LA Knight will finally get a title!

They're really pushing a new vs old stars thing tonight

I can finally fulfill my dream of becoming an Olympic judge

>>20433879

THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

let me guess they gonna make that other dimeless black dude they got from AEW cus every black dude gonna be getting pushed. Forgot wat the fuck his name is even

>>20434940
>You have to be part of Club WWE to vote btw
100%
Otherwise there would be vote botting.
WWE is so fucking Jewish now

>>20434976
He will still lose.

>Your winner by crowd ovation

>>20434962
It's basically
>Who do you want to see get a major push?

>Tournament designed to push a Black man
GRIM

what is he talking about? I zoned out.

>>20434971
>so remember how we pretended that Taboo Tuseday was fan decided even tho it wasn't?
It was because it had to be legally, but WWE went out of the way to make sure they got the choice WWE wanted.

Sol Ruca vs ???
in a Bra and Panties match

Who would be the funniest first John Cena Champion?

>the city of Tampa bay

Sp Oba can beat danhousen, but Danhusen will get the vote?

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>The future of the WWE is an african
I'm done

>fans book matches
This can only end badly

LA Knight wont job this itme

kek Danhausen is gonna be the new r truth where hes gonna be the john cena classic champ forever

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You know, we coulda actually had Oba in a match on the ppv and have Cena do the shitty announcement on Raw.

>>20434958
>>20434959
Everybody says that when WWE had implemented voting in the past, Vince was adamant that it should never be rigged. It's the one thing that was always real.

>>20434990
Word for word what I was typing out.

>>20434647
What was John Cena's shitter shattering announcement?

Was John told to go out and kill 30 minutes of time?

>>20434960
>rigging a rigged vote

>>20434866
They literally want the crowd to literally tell them who's going to sell more merch

/mug/ moment

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okay so they're basically just straight up saying "I don't care if this dude is OVER with the fans, i'm going to make up a fake belt to give them so I don't' have to push them"

>>20434996
brock

MUG is the Jannetty of Root Beer

>>20434996
Logan Paul

I don't care about the coconut match

guys we need to troll wwe and vote for akira tazowa or otis or some dumbshit like that

Only Club WWE members will be allowed to vote

MUG MANIACS

TY MUG

nobody does it like big match john

The first ever WWE John Cena Champion, Ron Cena

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You rike?

I don't understand this
Why even wrestle if fans are voting on who they like outside of the matches?

>WIN MATCH
>LOSE CHAMPIONSHIP
I FUCKING HATE TRIPLE H

Mug is based. finally an ad for it

>>20434999
your father is brown

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAME AS FUCK

my stream kept freezing what is it? A tournament and the audience votes who wins?

I havent really watched since tko, now I get the memes, wtf was that root beer lmao

>>20434996
Triple H

Michael Cole fucking kek

>>20434996
Minihausen

Those cans had no liquid.

drink mug

Guys AEW Fairway to Hell is on

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>>20435016
People Like Oba Anon...

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Are you all fucking retarded?
It's just an internet popularity title. And you have to be part of Club WWE to vote.
No, fans are NOT booking matches. wtf?

>>20435005
against who

This is a bangs board

WWE is not wrestling

>>20434990
>New PLE called John Cena classic
>It's WWE v NXT matches
>Fans vote for the winner of the night(not the match)

It's retarded

akira tozawa vs la knight would be dimes

Is Asuka retiring or her contract is up and she's not resigning?

>>20435033
I'm guessing you will vote by judging the match

>>20434941
Nice to see that the WWE fans are still in top form for the stalker gimmick.
Vince knew his audience when he gave DDP that stalker storyline, unfortunately it did not resonate with the crowd as well as it did with anon.

what da dog doin?

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You niggas did catch the part that they actually have to be in the tournament for you to vote for them, right?
Of course you didn't.

Is there any chance Fatu wins this?

Every fucking dirtsheet and twitter expert said he was gonna announce wwe club... fuck these stupid assholes

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>Mug
>not Bang's

So it happened again…

Has fan voting ever gone well for WWE?

the midcardona title

Why not just have the vote be a loser bracket redemption kind of thing? That way the tournament happens but somebody like LA Knight or Oba or some shit get to have a redemption match or some shit

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>Cole burps on the mic because he thought that they had cut away
Vince would have gone ballistic.

>>20435015
SO it happened again..

>>20435008
Fans book the title now

>>20434963
HHH said internet is not a real life. Now it's real life huh?

>the guy everyone couldn't stand for years is the face of the crowd popularity vote championship
hahahaha
amazing

>>20435056
>It's WWE v NXT matches
They didn't say that. Just that NXT names can be involved
Imagine calling something retarded when you didn't even pay attention to what it is

>>20435036
Not as Brown as yours Rabbi

>>20435038
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

And yes, it doesn't matter who wins or loses, if the fans are 'impressed' enough, they might vote someone who didn't win their match and that person wins the title

>>20435050
>>20435056
>>20435055
>>20435037
When is Shockwave airing?

>>20435054
aew drinks a&w

I don't know if it's because you grow up with it and have it for like 25 years straight, but I much prefer Mug to A&W now. Taste is much better.

Same with Hidden Valley Ranch and literally any other ranch tasting better.

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>>20435063
Untilt yourself bitch

>>20435006
lol

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME
IS BRENDAN
FRASER

>>20435065
>dirtsheet
Meltzer has literally never been right about anything in his entire life, and all of the "dirtsheets" just parrot him.

>>20435050
BMJ just said the participants can lose but still be voted to win. Keep up.

>>20435008
They're gonna book a card consisting of MR vs NXT matches and we get to vote the heckin winner.

Do you guys think you could beat your cousin in a fight?

>>20435074
we can blame triple H, we can praise Cenas charisma...

>>20435066
nice try, /v/

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ROOT BEER NO ROOT BEER NOOOOOOO

>>20435056
damn that's going to be a dumpster fire waiting to happen.

>>20435063
Can't wait for the tournament to exclusively be filled with Main Event jobbers, NXT low carders, and Evolve literal whos except for the one guy who is supposed to get a token belt.

>>20435065
It pretty much is.
Anything less than an AEW/NJPW crossover annoucement for that segment was a dud.

Finally, LA Knight can job to Danhausen without even having a match, thank you TKO

>>20435103
considering my cousins are literal children? yes

>>20435100
Yes, but it's a single PPV with NXT vs main roster. He meant that if someone showed grit but still lost they can be voted for.

>>20435121
>>20435121
>>20435121
>>20435121
>>20435121
>>20435121

>>20435066
popped my ass

Taboo Tuesday is back

>>20435089
After WWE goes under in about a year and a half following a disaster Saudimania. You will have not lost any weight by that point.