A dumb kid stands in a cell. He doesn't know where he is or anything about his situation in general. Though he probably had a name before he was here, he will be given a new title to mark this new chapter in his life.What will the name of this stupid child be?(P.S: My trip might change since I'm trying to guess the old one I used for Desenex Burger)
>>5952601DERF
>>5952627Derf it is, then.What now?
>>5952601FrU->>5952642Take a seat and lean slightly to your right.
>>5952648You sit on the bed, lean slowly to the right, and...(1 of 2)
>>5952653A hole in the wall across the room manifests.(2 of 2)
>>5952654Peek inside the hole and ask if anybody is inside.
>>5952661After you do this, squeal like a pig and then body slam your bed.
>>5952661You look into the dark hole and ask if anybody is inside...(1 of 2)
>>5952672>>5952837...and then proceed to enjoying life.
>>5952838Then, a fellow stupid kid emerges from the dark hole. He seems familiar, like an old shade of your life.How about this other kid's name?
>>5952858His name is Big T
>>5952865Alright then.(1/2)
>>5952885Both of you seem to notice that your heads have been subject to trepanning, and that there's been no effort to cover the wounds.What now?
>>5952886Reach inside the head hole and fish around for a hidden surprise.
>>5952909this
>>5952930>>5952909Bullshit detected. Try valid input.
>>5953394Fearfully discuss whether you should tear up the bedding and bandage your head holes or whether it'd be safer to just... leave them alone. Then turn the bed on its side and pull it into a corner so you can hide behind it together.
>>5953409>>5953394+1
>>5953394You and your fellow inmate Big T have no arms to tear anything, let alone bandage your heads, but you both might as well kick over the bed and hide behind it like chickenshit dummies.(1/2)
>>5954163While turning over the bed, you learn that the pillow is stuck to the bed, and underneath the bed was a panel with 4 colored buttons.(2/2)
>>5954163No arms? I seem like we desperatly need helping hands...>>5954165Four color button? Start with pressing red button with our toes.
>>5954163>>5954165Go into a 69 sex position behind the bed and put your dicks in each others head hole in order to try and fish for a surprise. Also use dicks to make bandages from the bed sheets, since your dicks actually have fingers, because you're both hand-dick aliens, who've evolved to have fingers on their dicks, therefore have no arms. While you do the 69, you might as well pretend you're playing Twister with the colored buttons.
>>5954268):
>>5954311You said they didn't have hands and I cleverly used my imagination! What's the big deal? Isn't finger dicks a clever idea?! I feel confused, just like I did after finding out that playing cave explorer with the priest after church isn't appropriate, even though he made me feel good. Oh well, I guess I'll just go drown my sorrow in substances if everyone hates me
>>5954165>Check out the 4th wall.
>>5954165tongue the keyhole on the locked door and maybe go through the other hole Big T came through?
>>5954165tap dance on the buttons
>>5954165Press red, green, yellow, blue
>>5954165PRESS EVERY BUTTON AT THE SAME TIME BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Hold on guys, I'll cobble something up in a bit. Don't worry about me abandoning this time
>>5952601Look through the keyhole on that ominous scribbley door
>>5954948+1yes please, make that keyhole feel like it never felt before. Big T could just use his antennas to lock pick the lock, Derf could also try his mohawk and try and pick it. Or, they might as well try and use the finger-dicks! That's literally the reason why they don't have hands, because they're finger-dick aliens!
>>5955911
No arms? So I'm assuming the trepanning is to disable our psychic powers?
>>5956171You might be onto something. You also might not and this is just a barbaric form of punishment, but I want to have psychic powers because those are cool
>>5954259You move the bed and press the red button.(1/3)
>>5956779Suddenly, a hole appears and a strange person-like thing appears out of it.(2/3)
>>5956781What in the fuck is that thing?
>>5956785Mommy
>>5956785The BFO (Big Friendly Oni)
>>5956785A hand-dick alien called Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
>>5956786+1
>>5956785Kick her
Walk up to Big T and press your trepanning holes against each other
This quest is most mysterious.. Also how come he/she/it/they/them/zim/ze/lasercheese/ has arms?
>>5956785Oh shit is it FrUmEnTuLa!?
>>5957291+1
>>5954333Wait, if we they don’t have hands, then their feet must be like hands then! They’re evidently not even human so let’s test our feet by offering up a feetshake to Big T and then Mommy. I don’t care if Mommy happens to be a man, it’s the current year, men can be mommies too if they try hard enough.
>>5956786I now regret this vote,
>>5956785Attack it
>>5956785show the new guest around the many corners of your roomand even the state of the art hole that was recently installed
