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Oh SHIT you've reincarnated as a tree in an isekai world.

You can't do shit besides check a status panel in your mind which says this:

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 1
[SKILL UNLOCK AVAILBLE]

Well shit how do you open that skill thi- oh, with just willing it, you do. What do you pick?

> Drop Apple
> Bloom Flowers
> Grow Root
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>>5957422
>Drop Apple
Spread our children NOW
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>>5957422
>Drop Apple
FUCK YEAH, propagation!
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You learn DROP APPLE

Well shit you try it out, and an apple spawns on one of your branches, and drops on the floor.

ANT KILLED
1 EXP GAINED

1 / 100 EXP FOR LEVEL UP

Oh shit that's cool man like what if you just do it a bunch more times?

...

100/100 EXP, LEVEL: 2
[SKILL UNLOCK AVAILABLE]

> DROP JUICY APPLE
> DROP HARD APPLE
> GROW ROOT
> BLOOM FLOWERS
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>>5957438
>Turn into an ent and start fucking up the local village
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>>5957438
>Grow Root
Gimme dat SUSTENANCE
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>>5957438
>> GROW ROOT
I want the WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5957438
>GROW ROOT
Let's see what it does
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>>5957438
>> GROW ROOT
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>>5957438
> GROW ROOT
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>>5957438
>> GROW ROOT
>>
>>5957438
> GROW ROOT
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>>5957438
>GROW ROOT
COME ON GM YOU CANT KEK OUT ON THIS QUALITY QUEST
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>>5957438
>GROW ROOT
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You learn GROW ROOT

Well shit you try it out, and an root sprouts out from your barky ass and starts to suck them nutrients out of the soil, it kinda feels good man. It feels so good that a status screen appears and shiet.

EXP GAIN MULTIPLIER: x 1

Then

EXP GAIN MULTIPLIER: x1.1

WOO BABY. Hell yeah. Multiplying is probably cash money.

You keep killing more of them ants, and your EXP is now like this man:

110/200 EXP

but OH SHIT A VILLAGER has come around and is eating all the fucking apples you've been leaving on the ground to kill the fucking ants. What do you do?

> DROP APPLES ON HIS HEAD FUCK OFF MAN
> Grow root under his feet to kinda freak him out
> Do absolutely nothing but like, just think really mean thoughts about him
> Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
> Write in
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>>5957809
>> Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
let him spread our seed
no homo
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>>5957809
>Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
This could actually be an interesting quest. We should do what we can to produce good quality apples to help spread seed and minimize the chance of villagers deciding it isn't worth it to keep the tree around.
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>>5957809
> DROP APPLES ON HIS HEAD FUCK OFF MAN
He is eating children!
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>>5957809
>Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
Obtain minion
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>>5957809
>Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
>>
As I crashed down and smashed into earth, into dirt
How my skin did explode, leaving only my shirt
But from shirt grew a tree and then tree grew a fruit
And I became the seed and that seed was a brute
And I clawed through the ground with my roots and my leaves
And I tore up the shirt and I ate up the sleeves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE
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>>5957858
No anon! Stop!
Do not Bonk that human on the noggin!
This world is not yet ready for an Issac Newton analogue!
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>>5957809
>Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat
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>>5957809
>Write In
>Drop apples on his head
>Drop apples all around him to eat
UNLEASH A STORM OF APPLES UPON HIM, HE WILL ACCEPT IT AS AN ACT OF NATURE AND MIGHT BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO TRY AND GROW OUR CHILDREN FOR MORE.
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> Be friendly and drop more apples next to him to eat

Right so you drop some more of them apples for the guy to eat like, right next to him. the man think this is like some kind of act of god or something, maybe you're a generous magical tree thing, maybe he is The Chosen.

So he calls over his mate right, a priest fellow and the Chosen's like oi mate, wotchu theenk bout this tree mate, its all magical and shit mate, it drops mad apples mate

And the priest is like mate this is our lucky break mate, we can totally become rich with this mate

And The Chosen one is like ye sure mate. like forreal

And the priest is like yeah mate the gods will it so believe me mate

The Chosen nods and is like roight wicked mate

but you're like whatever and after they go fuck off to somewhere you kill some more ants and stuff and bimbadaboom you level up

20/300 EXP

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 3
[SKILL UNLOCK AVAILBLE]

What do you pick? Pick wisely

> DROP JUICY APPLE
> DROP HARD APPLE
> GROW KNIFE ROOT
> GROW DRAIN ROOT
> BLOOM FLOWERS
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>>5958075
>BLOOM FLOWERS
We can kill ALL the ants with more trees.
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>>5958075
>Grow Drain root
More EXP multiplier, please
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>>5958075
>BLOOM FLOWERS
We’ve done apples. We’ve done roots. Gotta see what flowers do now, yeah?
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>>5958075

> BLOOM FLOWERS
Let's look pretty.
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>>5958075
>GROW KNIFE ROOT
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>>5958075
> BLOOM FLOWERS
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>>5958075
>> BLOOM FLOWERS
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lmao imagine i flake right now and you never discover what the flowers mean (they're very cool)
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OK so you get the flower upgrade and wwWwwwHOAA MAMA you bust a massive pollen nut and some pollen comes into your flowers too which... yes yes, you can taste it. it tastes just like genetics. pure deoxyribonucleic acid.

The stuff interacts in your biology in some funky way and some of your upgrades get changed to different versions, might be more useful than the others, might not be, that's kinda up to you.

Of course you're still killing ants with your apples, why wouldn't you be, gaining that 110 EXP as usual.

130/300 EXP

Your upgrades change to this but you can't buy shit yet ok
- DROP KNIFE APPLE
- DROP POISON APPLE
- GROW KNIFE ROOT
- GROW JUICY ROOT
- BLOOM BIG FLOWERS
- BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS

Anyways the monk guy comes back around and starts to rub your bark suggestively but it doesn't do shit because you already nutted.

"you can hear me, cant you mate?" he says. "give me a sign"

> Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
> Employ your incredible tree power of doing absolutely nothing
> Stack a bunch of apples above him then try to drop them at the same time to give him brain damage
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>>5958153
>> Employ your incredible tree power of doing absolutely nothing

Don't encourage the perv. Rubbing up against us like that. Lewd.
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>>5958153
>> Stack a bunch of apples above him then try to drop them at the same time to give him brain damage
APPLE ATTACK
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>>5958153
>Drop a stack of apples on him
Ants aren't giving enough experience; really doubt that the legend of the murderous apple tree will pick up traction.
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>>5958153
> Employ your incredible tree power of doing absolutely nothing
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>>5958153
>Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
This world is ready for the theory of gravity
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>>5958153
>> Employ your incredible tree power of doing absolutely nothing
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>>5958153
>Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
I-It’s not like I like having my wood rubbed…baka!
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>>5958153
> Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
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The ad I see under this thread is a Pepe with an apple on his head.
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>>5958221
A sign from the Treesekai gods!
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>>5958153
>> Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
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>>5957422
>Leak sap
>attack ants
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>>5958153
>Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
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>>5958153
> Stack a bunch of apples above him then try to drop them at the same time to give him brain damage
We will teach him about gravity
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>>5958153
>Give him 1 (one) whammy right on the noggin with a single apple drop
Oh shit, here we go
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>>5958153
>> Employ your incredible tree power of doing absolutely nothing
let's not... get cut
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>>5958153
>- BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
He will take our flowers and he will like them
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As the thread dies, so does the mighty reincarnated tree- falling upon the monk and ending their lives in unison. Those who come across the scene scratch their head in curiosity trying to figure out why- or how the monk fell the tree. Little did they know, root rot was the culprit; a blackened chunk of softened wood giving away and causing you to crush the monk as you rot into the earth.
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>>5959411
maybe the objective should be to transform into the Curse-Rotted Greatwood
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Sorry I havent posted yet I was busy binging Frieren
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>>5959533
Understandable, have a nice day.
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>>5959533
>>5959545
NO THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
NOT THE ANIME
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>>5959565
Are you Souv? Then suffer.
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>>5959522
>>5959533
>>5959565
>>5959591
I SUFFER the agony is unbearable, also anime trees are perverted, they mesmerise and trick you into staring at them so that hidden illustrators can stealthily draw your buttocks from behind whilst you are distracted

Should also try to attract some NESTING BIRDS into our branches, it would be cool to lure a FLAMINGO ATTACK SQUADRON towards the tree, to fend off any unwanted intruders or trespassers
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>>5959615
I favor magpies. They'll steal shiny shit for us, lure people in with the shiny shit which will allow us feed them apples as a bonus and...

sorry I had no point in this thought process
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>>5959615
>>5959642
>MAGPIES
This is actually a very cool idea, no need to apologise! Looking at the QM selected art aesthetics I think maybe it is standard medieval fantasy, so there could be the following options:

>WARRIOR TREE build: war-raven or crow nest, it is a bit Norse battlefield berserker etc

>THIEF TREE build: clearly this is your idea anon, with the magpies

>WIZARD TREE build: well it probably has to be owls, hopefully it is more like Gormenghast Death Owl Tower Of Flints etc as opposed to JK Rowling, who is widely acknowledged to be even more unspeakably horrifying than anime. But maybe there is some other feathered or winged emissary or ornithological curiosity that could act as a wizard tree flying patrol
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You give him 1 (one) whammy right in the head with an apple

Yeah, straight on the top of his dome
As you drop, drop, drop, drop what you've grown

The guy freaks out and then bawls in joy. Praise be the apple tree that is going to make him rich. This a religious moment.

He waters you in gratitude (because like he doesn't know what else a magic tree diety would really want). This gives you like 2 EXP. A gigashit reward, or the herald of even better to come?

So, along with your serial ant killing, you're now at:

242/300 EXP

the next day the monk priest bald guy brings a ouija board and he stands under the tree with it. the Chosen is there too because like, he isnt a huge fan that the baldie is with the tree so much when he's the guy who discovered it and all. (btw they're selling the apples and clearing up your local patch of grass so that you can murder more ants that try to eat the remaining apple bits)

"DIETY OF THE APPLES" the monk asks with the Chosen looking at it all like holy shit this is real divine priest shit. "TELL US YOUR WANTS"

"drop your apples on the board to tell us your desires and we your followers will fulfill." he also says

ok so what do you say man?
> FERTILIZE ME
> BRING MORE FOLLOWERS (PREFERRABLY WOMEN)
> BRING ME MORE ANTS AND STUFF TO SLAY
> BRO FRIEREN IS A SICK ANIME
> WRITE IN
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>>5959757
>> BRO FRIEREN IS A SICK ANIME
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>>5959757
>> BRING ME MORE ANTS AND STUFF TO SLAY
>LIKE FISH AND CHICKEN... WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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>>5959757
>A Shrubbery
Also,
>A cattle we will slay with our mightiest Apple
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>>5959757
>BRING MORE FOLLOWERS (PREFERRABLY WOMEN)
Just because we can’t move don’t mean we don’t still got it.
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>>5959757
>> BRO FRIEREN IS A SICK ANIME
>>
>>5959757
>> WRITE IN
Make cider from my apples... and let me drink


We thirst for cider.

Amusingly enough, given apple trees a small ladle of cider was a sort of pagan thing done in Great Britain.
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY
This is hilarious, kek
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>>5959757
>BRING ME MORE ANTS AND STUFF TO SLAY
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>>5959757
>>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY
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>>5959901
> FERTILIZE ME
A lot of trees are hermaphroditic.I mean, we bear fruit, and also create pollen.
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY
or
>BRING ME A BEEHIVE
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>>5959757
> BRO FRIEREN IS A SICK ANIME
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY
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>>5959757
>FERTILIZE ME
Grow juice
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>>5960163
> +1
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>>5959860
>>5959863
>>5959901
>>5960040
>>5960046
>>5960075
>>5960163
>>5960179
>Speak to monk: I AM YGGDRASIL WORLD-TREE OF THE GODS PILLAR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH

>CLIMB MY TREE LIMBS AND HANG FROM ME TO RECEIVE MY SACRED TRANSCENDENT WISDOM
(bdsm inverted rope suspensions are fun)

>DO NOT SEND A WRINKLY OLD MAN LIKE THIS PICTURE THE WORLD-TREE DOES NOT WISH TO SHARE ETERNITY WITH HIS UPTURNED SCROTUM

>PLEASE SEND ATTRACTIVE HANGING GIRL SACRIFICE INSTEAD

>YOU MAY COMMERCIALISE THIS IMAGE so that centuries later forlorn loveless querents will endlessly puzzle over the perplexity of its romantic meaning and sex interpretations on online forums

>THE WORLD-TREE HAS SPOKEN!
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>>5960233
Who the fuck voted to grow the schizo flowers? Dammit guys.
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>>5960233
+1
>Confound the Monk with our Eldritch tree knowledge
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>FERTILIZE ME BUT GET A WOMAN TO DO IT I'M NOT GAY

"roight we got you mate we gonna make ye so damn proud" The Chosen says. him and the bald guy dont appear for a few days, so you just kill more ants. its a bit harder without the two guys to clear out all of the apples though.

Anyways they come back eventually, baldie with a certified isekai babe and the Chosen from elsewhere with two large buckets of cow shit. isekai babe smokes a bit and then looks at the two and is like "You know threesomes are extra, right?"

"ok so take this here shovel and fertiliziate this here tree real nice" the Chosen tells her.

"And you guys are going to like, just watch or what?" babe goes on. "That's gonna be 50 gold"

"do we *have* to watch?" the Chosen asks

"...uh, no, but-" Babe mutters

"OK grand here is the money" they give her the money and the two leave and get back to town to sell more apples and the girl is left shoveling around the fertilizer.

you gain 80 exp from the fertilizing and your soil is now rich in nutrients.

you also gain 110 exp from the routine ant killing. All that is enough to level up!!

132/400 EXP

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 4
[SKILL UNLOCK AVAILBLE]

What do you pick?
> DROP KNIFE APPLE
> DROP POISON APPLE
> GROW KNIFE ROOT
> GROW JUICY ROOT
> BLOOM BIG FLOWERS
> BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
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>>5960260
> DROP KNIFE APPLE
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>>5960260
I dunno what y’all expected.
>BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
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>>5960260
>BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
Y E S !
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>>5960269
>>5960274
>bloom flowers
The passion and burning desire is simply irresistible
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>>5960260
>BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
The instruments of our will, hopefully
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>>5960260
>> BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
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>>5960260
>BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS
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> BLOOM FLYING FLOWERS

OK so you use that thing and you're suddenly able to send little flying flowers out of yourself to send trails of pollen which will attract bees from faraway lands back to yourself, within a range limit, because the damn bees can't fly forever. And you know all of this because the game interface tells you ok. Its a very useful exposition device.

ANYWAYs, you produce these little flowers which like little helicopters go up and up and go away. You notice that your awareness of these flowers cuts off pretty quickly after they detatch themselves from your body (but they do let you see your surroundings a lot better. turns out you're in the middle of a fuckhuge grass valley surrounded by forest), but they go off and do their thing autonomously anyways, sort of like those dandelion thingies but a little bit smarter.

Your game interface asks where do you send them off to? Your list of upgrades will change according to the land you visit.

> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.
> The Frost Mountains, land of ice, hardship and like polar animals and shit
> Rilltown, the local human town. There's like, fancy potted flowers and stuff I suppose.
> Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960370
>> Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960370
>Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960370
>> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.
No competition from other plants
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>>5960370
>The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.
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>>5960400
> Hardly any fauna.
How do you expect them to powerlevel without anything to kill?
Also, fire is hot.

>>5960370
> Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960410
dropping apples on fireants
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>>5960412
Kek.
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>>5960370
hey it is literally Flower the videogame from Thatgamecompany studio, ok I played through your ocean swimming amoeba Flow game and also your gentle lilting guitar music grass / wind blowing petal chime Flower game and also Shadow Of The Colossus visuals ripoff Journey I would like to complain about your game Sky Children Of The Light, it is not very fun there are not any assault rifles or ballistic vests or gas masks or anything
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>>5960370
>>5960400
>>5960408
>>5960410
>>5960420
This gif depicts the process by which videogame studios like Thatgamecompany have now fully embraced games-as-a-service subscription revenue models thereby subordinating themselves to mobile mediocritisation
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>>5960370
>Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960370
> Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
Maybe we'll get a cool animal summon
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>>5960370
>> Beastkin forest, land of connection with nature, animals, foresty stuff
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>>5960370
>> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.
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>>5960370
> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.
We bring hope to those in despair, and get ourselves some cool magic swag in the process.
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>>5961696
+1 Our flying, flaming flowers will burn the world.
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>>5960370
> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna.

Rare food in a rare place bringing the value of a apple up
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>>5959615
Speaking of perverted, do we have a thick ass?
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>>5962156
need Entwife NOW

it is like medieval OnlyFans for druids

maybe establish seductive Church Of The Buttock Tree and gather fanatical disciples, truly a sacred relic worthy of adoration
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>>5962202
Maybe we become the entwife (male) instead?
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>>5960370
> The Demon Volcano, land of fire, magic and despair. And like, hardly any fauna
captcha: ga0s
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thread over, it's been a week
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>>5965178
I hope not. This thing is hilarious and wholesome
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>>5968081
Your hope is misplaced, young padawan.

Also, there's nothing stopping you, or anyone else for that matter, from simply taking over the reins of this quest until OP delivers, just sayin'
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>>5968510
That is tempting, but I don't know how to do the greentext, and I'm worried I might not be able to get the feeling right. I do can try
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>Ok, lets try this
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Ok, hope no one minds me taking the reins of this quest. I will try to do my best.
We need one final vote between Demon Volcano or Beastkin Forest
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>>5968959
Eh, it's been long enough. You could probably just flip a coin.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5968959
Ok, lets try this.
1 is Demon Volcano
2 is Beastkin Forest
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>>5969168
Doggy style? Doggtree style.
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>>5960376
>>5960376
>>5960410
>>5960494
>>5960518
>>5960847
>>5969168
>Beastkin Forest

You decide to send your flowers to the Beastkin Forest. The place resembles that of a fairy tale, talk woods that reach far beyond anyone can see, and Animals and critters from enormous mooses to small mouses and squirrels.

And the inhabitants of the forest, besides the animals, are a curious mishmash of fey creatures, monstrous trolls, and the beastkin, people with both human and animals characterstics.

Besides that, you don't know what else happens, and you continue killing ants for a while until you finally level up.

There you can see there is a new option besides the other ones.

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 5
[UNLOCK NEW ABILITIES]

>DROP POISON APPLE
>DROP KNIFE APPLE
>GROW KNIFE ROOT
>GROW JUICY ROOT
>BLOOM BIG FLOWER
>GROW ANOTHER TREE

(Hello, new OP I guess. Hope I manage to do a good job, and sorry if the start is not as comedic as past ones. Will try to do better and funnier)
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>>5969650
>GROW ANOTHER TREE
Become Pando.
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>>5969650
>GROW KNIFE ROOT
We're back.
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>>5969650
>Grow another tree
A forest made of just one tree seems like a fun evolution.
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>>5969650
>>GROW ANOTHER TREE
why not?
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>>5969650
Don't worry new OP, the fact that you're doing a job at all is already good, don't worry about the comedy either, you're a joke that's already providing us with rivers of unpaid merriment! >GROW KNIFE ROOT

Oh god, I can see it now, nubile virgins (female, we're not gay despite playing as a hermaphroditic tree) getting pierced by our thick sharp root in a cultist's ritual in the name of the emissary of apples which is us! Speaking of us, what's our tree's name? Every cool fantasy tree has a fantastic name, so I'll start with Twoey.
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>>5969650
>GROW KNIFE ROOT
we should be able kill someone to get free fertilizer
just in case
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>>5969650
>juicy root
>knife root
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>>5969783
>>5970408
>>5970607
>>5970859
>GROW KNIFE ROOT
You decide to grow powerful sharp roots, the kind that if you step on them, it would be worse than stepping on legos, and who grow strong enough to pierce deeper into the ground, accidentally killing some gophers and rabbits that were foolish enough to live under you.

You can see your xp gain from these small critters to be bigger than that of ants, gaining 11 xp for each.

33/500 EXP.

At that moment, you see the Chosen One, the Crazy Creepy Priest, and the Isekai Babe from the town walk towards you, and the Chosen One steps on your new knife root, cutting his feet a bit, and again, you gain some more exp, around 11, for only that cut.

The priest says "OH! The Tree grew a knew root! A powerful violent one! Is this a sign that we need to give him something more! Or that we are taking too many of his apples!"

How do you answer?
>DROP ONE APPLE ON THE PRIEST HEAD
>DROP ONE APPLE ON THE CHOSEN ONE HEAD
>DROP APPLE FROM ISEKAI BABE
>DROP APPLES ON ALL OF THEM
>BLOOM AND THROW YOUR FLOWERS AT ONE OF THEM
>BLOOM AND THROW YOUR FLOWERS ON ALL OF THEM
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>>5971123
Note, Im the same New OP, just using different connections, in case some wondered about the ID.
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>>5971123
>Bloom and throw your flowers on the priest
A... mild apology. Either that, or he'll interpret it to mean that blood makes us horny. Not sure how medieval peasants interpret magic plant biology.
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>>5971123
>BLOOM AND THROW YOUR FLOWERS ON ALL OF THEM
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>>5971159
That, but give an apple to QT.
QM, I'd advise you to namefag+tripfag
You can do that to add YourName#YourPasscode in the Name box of the reply
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>>5971123
>DROP APPLES ON ALL OF THEM
we should kill them to get free fertilizer
just in case
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>>5971123
>BLOOM AND THROW YOUR FLOWERS ON ALL OF THEM
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>>5971123
>drop all apples around them
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**holy shit**
***im a motherfuckin***
*tree*
and shit
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>>5971123
+1 >>5971333
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Ok, will roll to decide which option happens.
1.- Drops apples on all of them
2.- Bloom and throw your flowers on all of them
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>>5971168
>>5971587
>BLOOM AND THROW YOUR FLOWERS AT THEM.

You decide to be merciful and show your favor by throwing a bunch of flowers and pollen at them, making them cough.

But after the coughing fit stops, the priest says "Yes! We get it! What better to fill you with life, than life itself! This is a sign of what we need to give you to make you grow strong!"

And they leave, coming back later with a cow, which do your surprise, they cut off its neck, blood flowing down to your roots and into the ground. You start to feel a surge of power like you have never seen.

>CONTINUE AS NORMAL
>START THE EVIL PATH
>YOUR IDEA
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>>5973430
>CONTINUE AS NORMAL
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>>5973430
>CONTINUE AS NORMAL
ants, cows, npcs, its all exp for this woody bastard
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>>5973430
>Grow voluptuous with fat juicy fruit enough to pay back for the cow in mass
>see if you can grow fruit other then apple
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>>5973430
>CONTINUE AS NORMAL
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>>5973430
>START THE EVIL PATH
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>>5973430
>Continue as normal
A nicer sacrifice every now and then would be good, but we don't need to commit to being an evil tree.
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>>5973430
>START THE EVIL PATH
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>>5973436
>>5973518
>>5973536
>>5973602
>YOU CONTINUE AS NORMAL. ALSO GROW OTHER FRUITS.
Thanks to the sacrifice making you stronger and giving you more XP, through force of will (as much a tree can have), you manage to grow another fruit. Is oranges! Delicious vitamin C, which will make your followers healthier.

Thanks to this, more people from the town have started worshipping you.

Finally you level up again

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 6
[UNLOCK NEW ABILITIES]
>DROP POISON FRUITS
>DROP KNIFE FRUITS
>GROW JUICY ROOT
>GROW ANOTHER TREE
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>>5974530
>GROW ANOTHER TREE
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>>5974530
>>GROW ANOTHER TREE
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>>5974530
>>GROW ANOTHER TREE
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>>5974530
>Grow another tree
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>>5974530
>GROW ANOTHER TREE
clone colony lesgooo
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>>5974717
LESGOOOOO!!!!
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>>5974530
>GROW ANOTHER TREE

Reminder that we send Flowers to the beastkin forest if you need a idea what happens next Op
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>>5974612
>>5974619
>>5974630
>>5974717
>>5974762
>>5969688
>GROW ANOTHER TREE
You decide that you don't want to be so lonely, and so, you decided to grow another tree.

You use all your energy into this task, for instantly growing a tree is really taxing.

Soon though, you feel, growing from the earth, tall and strong, a powerful... Pando tree? And where are you? You don't see the nearby town, instead, it seems to be, the beastkin forest?

It seems that the flower you sended was more than simply to see what was there, but a way to grow another tree in a new area! Maybe it will allow you new things.

At that moment though, you see someone running, a cat girl! And she seems to be running away from a pack of wolf beastkin.

She gets to you and starts climbing, and the wolves are underneath, waiting for her to fall or get tired.

What do you do?
>GROW FRUIT AND THROW IT AT THE CATGIRL?
>THROW FRUITS AT THE WOLVES?
>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES?
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>>5977918
>Give knife roots to wolves
Fuck the cat girl lets make these wolves badass
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>>5977918
>THROW FRUITS AT THE WOLVES
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>>5977918
>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES

>>5977927
>lets make these wolves badass
?
Growing knife roots under them will only damage them no? I imagine they'll get a few cuts on their feet and flee.
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>>5977918
>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES?
Catgirls>wolfnotgirls
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>>5978316
damn almost like that isnt what I said, I said give the knives to the wolves, not stab their feet
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>>5977918
>>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES?
i'm not a gay furry, let's stick with the catgrill
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>>5978351
Honestly, I was thinking of "knife roots" as just sharp roots, not that they literally sprout knives. . . Or am I being stupid?
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>>5977918
>>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES?
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>>5978425
Well, I understood the knife roots as sharp knife like roots since in past options for growth we're knife apple and poison apple, so I kind of went with that logic.
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>>5978316
>>5978329
>>5978354
>>5978614
>GROW KNIVES ROOT UNDER THE WOLVES.

You have decided to protect the catgirl, and with your tree strength, you grow sharp roots under the wolves, surrounding yourself in a large area.

The wolves start to yell in pain as their feet start to get cut, and quickly start to run away, yelling about a cursed tree.

Some minutes passed, and starts to climb down your body "You, you saved me? Thank you very much!" And she leaves.

Some days later, she comes back, this time with some other people, and they seem to have brought offerings. Water, flowers, compost, and start taking care of you.

"Thank you tree for saving me. You are a guardian of this forest!" says the catgirl.

Thanks to their care and that of the other village, you have grown in power again.

CLASS: TREE
LEVEL: 7
[UNLOCK NEW ABILITIES]
>DROP POISON FRUITS
>DROP KNIFE FRUITS
>GROW JUICY FRUITS
>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
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>>5982347
>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
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>>5982347
>Absorb area ability
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>>5982347
>>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
wtf why is throwaway tree quest actually goated? Didn't expect it mang but great wuurk
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>>5982347
>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
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>>5982347
>DROP POISON FRUITS
could we PLEASE finaly kill a human or something?
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>>5982347
>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
Whatever that means.

>>5983416
No.
But if we do eventually do that, I hope we get the ability to grow "human head shaped fruits" that are actually fucking delicious.
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>>5982616
>>5982931
>>5982944
>>5984199
>ABSORB AREA ABILITY
As you have grown in power, you can feel how the magic of the land gives you more power, and has bestowed You with new capabilities You can choose.

Is this how your powers Will be now? A different area grants unlocks new choices for when You level up? Will You be able to use said powers in other trees too?

You check the new abilities You can gain because of this area.

Animal controlling fruits. Wait, is this like cordyceps? Or is it more like Nature spirit stuff that make animal protect You? Would it affect the anime beastkins?

Mana fruits. It seems by absorbing the fey aura of this place, You can grow fruits that can restore people mana, maybe Even increase their magical capabilities. Wait, is this good or Bad? Fucking wizards would try to harvest You for that maybe.

Wood Sprites. It seems this power allows You to create small Wooden constructs. Wait, are they like puppets, or Will You be able to send your conscience to them? Does that mean You Will be able to move around? Do You want to move around?

It seems because You now have the chance to obtain these powers, You can choose one of them for free.

Which do You choose?
>ANIMAL CONTROL FRUITS
>MANA FRUITS
>WOOD SPRITES
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>>5984199
Also, thanks for the idea of head fruits. Will put that into into a new upgrade
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>>5986613
>ANIMAL CONTROL FRUITS
We will lure in Disney princesses with cute birds and shit
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>>5986629
To sacrifice them or start a harem?
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>>5986613
>ANIMAL CONTROL FRUITS
Wood sprites is tempting, but let's see the extension of this animal control.

>>5986614
Kek. That's just a Heads Off (pic related) + The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy reference, but you're welcome. Personally the more bizarre this quest becomes, the better.
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>>5986613
>ANIMAL CONTROL FRUITS
ketamine



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