Anon, I'm giving you ten million dollars of my money.You must invest all of it in the stock market at today's rate.If you give me a positive return, I'll reward you handsomely.But if you end up with less than what I gave you, I'll cut off your balls and feed it to my goats.So, good luck.>>Buy the shares1. You must invest the entire amount2. You can only buy stocks listed in the united states stock exchanges
>>5992502I invest it all in a consulting firm that pushes for more LGBT representation in videogames
Challenge accepted. I'm drunk as a skunk right now but OK.138,000 shares Strive [STXG]$4,999,063.8013,000 shares Tesla [TSLA] $2,348,580.002,496 shares Berkshire Hathaway [BRK-B]$999,897.6010,329 shares 3M [MMM]$999,950.495,030 shares Duke Energy Corporation [DUK]$499,529.304,353 shares of Vista Outdoor Inc$152,964.42Close enough.
>>5992714We will return in one week, anon.You will either win prizes beyond your wildest dreams.Or my goats will feast on your balls.Have fun.>>Other anons are welcome to build their own portfolios1. Anons with positive returns will be rewarded2. The anon with the highest return will be the ultimate winner3. Anons with negative returns will be castrated4. The goats hunger
>>5992502$10,000,000 into Lockheed Martin (LMT).
all into dogecoin
>8 shares of Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class A [BRK.A]$4,824,000>1,324 shares of NVIDIA Corp [NVDA]$1,175,486>12,285 shares of Alibaba Group Holding Ltd [BABA]$999,952>21,440 shares of Reddit Inc [RDDT]$999,961>149,253 shares of First Majestic Silver Corp Stock [AG]$999,995
>>5993695"just kidding. there's no way i'm gonna have the highest return with your boomer stock.">sell 8 shares of BRK.A>buy 64,838 shares of Cloudflare, Inc [NET]
>>5992502what's the timeframe here? when do we have to close all positions?I'll go forward and assume it's every week.>buy 900 000 SQQQ at 11.08 (last close)
>>5992502Buy Bitcoin, never sell. I just won the game guys. I'm from /biz/ so I know what I'm talking about
>>5993946One week according to >>5992721So 10th April closing price?
>mfw OP is an actual billionaire and will send for you if you fuck up
>>5996928I reckon OP is an excel monkey looking for someone to do his work for him for free
>>5997130OP is warren buffet shitposting
>>5992502>10 mil>1 week>just needs to be positiveHalf (dollar-wise) in SPY index fund and half in Lockheed Martin (LMT). Either the Fed continues to print confetti, or the world explodes and the Fed prints even more confetti to celebrate.
>>5997476CONFETTI PRINTERS ACTIVATE, WE SHALL ENRICH THE WORLD WITH PRINTED CONFETTIhttps://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1786272981058220187
I invest all the money in ZLPositive returns are guaranteed :)
