YOU are a TRIANGLEBeing a TRIANGLE is dumb as fuck, and all the other shapes are racist to TRIANGLESYou want to become a SQUARE by any means needed
>>6047942Become an isosceles trianger
>>6047942find another poor triangle like you and have fuse into siamese twins to become parallelogram
>>6047958all that hard work in gym class paid off finally
>>6047962You'll need to find another way
>>6048009Hmmm, it seems we need to acquire a new vertex. But how could we do that?
>>6048009Bash your head onto something and hope it flattens and your sides break into new vertexes
>>6048191You were too pointy, and got stuck.
>>6048205Try to wiggle out.
>>6047942We must become a tetrahedron.
>wanting to become a squareeither we clone ourselves or split in 2, and then 69 with our other halfthere, a square
>>6048205Give up on being a SQUARE. Start convincing other triangles they are the perfect shape.
>>6048205either return to your original non-iscoceles shape, and bash your head against something again, or do this >>6048852
>>6048009Bisect yourself and then put yourself back together as rectangle
Draw your mighty stainless steel katana you bought at a carnival and start cutting. The other shapes shall learn that the triangle is the master of all
