OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)Unfortunately your party has run afoul of Ezekiel's evil older brother. Who wrecked his hometown and beat your ass. As evil brothers to the hero tend to do. Currently you're recovering from the ass beating you've received, amidst the ruins of Ezekiel's hometown.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>6059162What she dreaming about?
>>6059163
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>6059166Drive FASTER
>>6059173
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>6059179suddenly... prophetic dream with old sage figure
>>6059182Oh shit what the fuck"FIREEEEEMAAAANEEEEE. I'VE COME TO WARN YOU....OF THE FUUUTUREEEEE"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>6059187CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
>>6059189"A FIRE THAT RAGES TWICE AS BRIGHT CANNOT SCRATCH ITS BACK, FIREMANE. THIS IS BECAUSE FIRE GENERALLY DO NO HAVE ARMS TO SCRATCH THEIR BACKS. NOR DO THEY HAVE BACKS"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6059199So wise...But what if you gave them a backscratcher to scratch non fire backs.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>6059199Okay enough dreams. Wake up now.
>>6059202"WHEN GETTING A BACK SCRATCH FROM A FLAME, TAKE CARE NOT TO BE BURRRNEEEDDDDDD"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>6059208I don't think our family's fire visions are useful, Firemane, they either replace critical info with a word "fire" or just tell you to set the orphanage on fire
>>6059211"THAT? THAT'S JUUUUUuuuUUUUUST JIM THE ORPHAN BURNERRRR. DON'T LISTEN TO HIiiIIMMMMmmMMM""THOSE ORPHANS DESERVE IT"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>6059224Can I just wake up to the manly tears shed by my party now?And no great grandfather Jim, I am not burning down that orphanage opposite from the Guild!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>6059224>>6059232Ms. Firemane is trying to wake up, but finds to her horror that a severe head injury has rendered her blind. She'll never be able to drive again unless she is blessed with a divine miracle.
>>6059232"THOSE FUCKERS LOOKED AT YOU FUNNY! YOU KNOW THEY DESERVE IT! BURN DOWN THE OOoooorpphaaannsss....." Grandpa Jim's words drift away as you jolts up
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>6059237How long were we out? We still in the ashes of Kid's hopes and dreams?
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>6059236>>6059237Tell Ezekial and the Double Wizard to turn the lights on because it's not a funny joke. There were no lights in the room to turn off and it's not a joke.>>6059240Also this.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>6059237Whu happen
>>6059241BY THE GODS! IT'S TRUE! YOU ARE BLIND! THIS CANNOT BE! WHAT A TERRIBLE FATE THAT HAS BEFALLEN FIREMANE! NOW TH---"actually I think it's just ash getting caked up in your helmet eye holes, just....uh....lemme dig em out.....I think this used to be the baker"
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>6059253Wax in her ears is the candle stick maker.
>>6059255"Oh and I think you still got some of the butcher left on you too"
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>6059257She can see! And Hear! Can she ever love again!?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>6059257Well at least I'm not covered in orphan ash...how's our newly made orphan?
>>6059260I mean yeah. Probably
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>6059262Ok good, let's do a training montage to defeat the brother bad guy. Let's have the party help!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>6059262Y8v8SAfv is lonely, you know how it is
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>6059265You don't know how true that is
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>6059262How is the cart looking? It's fine right????
>>6059264YEAH! Let's get into a montage!.......riiiight after Kid works out his issues at the moment
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>6059277give him a big ol hug
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>6059277Oh yeah umm group hug
>>6059280"That's right, compatriots! We must not let the village's sacrifices go in vain! We shall honor their memories and deaths by becoming stronger! And avenging them! Come! All of you! Leap into my sacred bosom so that we may commence the morale boosting group hug!"
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>6059282Fist of God stands awkwardly while Kid bawls into Firemane's shoulder.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>6059282"Yes, you too OP."
>>6059284
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>6059285OP's going to masturbate!
>>6059285Okay, enough hugging, it's time for Firemane and Ezekiel to go on a journey to the fucking fire mountains or something so they can have a training arc and turn Kid into a true fire knight.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>6059292forgot
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>6059285The hugging commenses
>>6059290Quiet, anon. The party's hugging it out. Don't ruin the moment
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6059297Nice hug, but now it's time for >>6059292
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>6059297>>6059292WHAT THAT ANON SAID
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>6059297is the cart ok? he is a party member too
Rolled 1, 22 = 23 (2d100)>>6059301Roll 2d100. First roll is for picking, second roll is to contest my roll
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>6059304Ah wait my b, wrong dice
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>6059304The cart is okay, APPRENTICE-MASTER TRIP TIME. We can drop off DW and Fist on the way. This is a fire knight thing.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6059307Here's the second roll because i forgot.
>>6059307>>6059309>>6059306Ah good! It's fine! Kinda banged up in places but nothing too serious
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>6059310...Can we get the trip now?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>6059310Since the hero is busy pouting, look through the rubble for a survivor or something
>>6059312"Of course. But ah, can we trouble you to also help transport the survivors we managed to save last episode?"And the survivors are: A. Random NPC townsfolk that doesn't really do muchB. Possible new party members
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>6059321No new party members. We've got enough. It's time for an solo Firemane and Ezekiel arc for training.
>>6059325And so. After dropping off Double Wizard and Fist of God alongside the surviving villages back in the city. Firemane takes Ezekiel to....THE FIRE MOUNTAINS...OR SOMETHING
>>6059332But it also 3 AM and I gotta sleep. Bread continues tomorrowUpdates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>6059162Damn, Fireman looking low-key (pepper emoji) (pepper emoji) (pepper emoji) all defeated like that no cap
>>6059457Whats that about a Fireman? This is Firemane.
>>6059339I hope we get some XP for beating Kid's brother
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>6061250Boy! are we there yet?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>6061252"Uhmmm...lemme check..."
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>6061254we're gonna be travelling for a long time it seems
Rolled 70 (1d100)How are we feeling today anons?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>6061254Firemane is a Flame Knight. She already knows how close she is, but is simply making sure that Ezekiel is paying attention.
>>6061256Constipated
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>6061254
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>6061255"Well according to this map, judging by how far we've gotten from the city...not very close."What a shame. Sure hope you don't run into anything that'd slow your progress even more
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>6061262Plot twist. Something speeds us up but in the wrong direction.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6061262I mean, it'll be a roadtrip in the wagon
>>6061265WHAT COULD IT BE THAT WOULD DIVERT YOUR COURSE?- A RANDOM WIND ELEMENTAL?- ROVING CENTAUR BANDITS?- NIGHT KNIGHT YOUR MORTAL RACING NEMESIS?- SOMETHING ELSE?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>6061271They're centaur bandits, and we are going to run them over.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>6061271>>6061272yeah, just use our wagon to run em over
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6061272"STEP OUT OF THE INCREASINGLY FAST SPEEDING WAGON AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>6061278RUN EM OVER
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>6061278Punch it! Toss out banana peels
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>6061278FLOOR IT
>>6061282FIREMANE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE CENTAURS! EVEN THROWING OUT BANANA PEELS! BUT THEY'RE TOO QUICK!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6061284ACTIVATE THE NITRO
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>6061285CAN THE NITRO BE THE ANSWER?
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>6061287SPECIAL FIREMANE TECHNIQUE!!!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6061287GAS GAS GAS
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>6061287Maybe
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>6061288"MISS FIREMANE! THEY'RE KEEPING UP WITH US!""PULL OVER!"
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>6061292Firemane pulls over, and the Centaurs just straight up crash on the wagon and get brained.
>>6061293You put the wagon into an abrupt stop. The second centaur bandit couldn't stop himself nor get out of the way in time
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>6061298SUMMON FIRE SPEAR
>>6061300
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6061309THROW IT IN HIS ASS!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>6061309THROW IT WITH GREAT VIGOR
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>6061311>1d10Oops, missed a 0
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>6061312WILL IT HIT?
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>6061320IS THIS THE FIREMANE SPECIAL???
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>6061320Maybe
>>6061322Damnit missed
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6061340"THAT'S YOUR ONLY WARNING."
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>6061340Well I suppose we should try to get a stain on the front of the wagon to match the back, run him over
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>6061343RUNNING HIM OVER
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>6061373THIS IS IT!WATCH AND LEARN, BOY
>>6061375And so you turned the centaur into a fine mist
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>6061381VEHICULAR CENTAURSLAUGHTER!
>>6061383"I'm already learning so much"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>6061384Let's continue our journey.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>6061386Alright. THose centaurs ate up your time and made you take a detour. Lessee if you can reach the Fire Mountain without more interruptions
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>6061391We DRIVE
>>6061392
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>6061394Time to do a rally up the mountain, Firemanes of old did this on foot, thankfully we have a wagon.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>6061394It's time to ride along a comically small road on the mountainside so we can get to the top, where the ancient fire knight training grounds are.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>6061394Don't forget to adjust the suspension on the front and to deflate the tires so that the wagon is easier to drive on dirt roads.
>>6061398"Right. So, uhmmm, miss Firemane...What are we doing here, exactly?...And why are the mountains on fire but also somehow not a volcano?"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6061403It's time...for a LOREDUMPA loredump about the fireknights!
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>6061403"I'm gonna train you to become a Fire Knight. As for the for why the mountain is on fire, it's because>>6061408WHAT THAT ANON SAID
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>6061403"This place is where fires meet the heavens, the physical manifestation of spiritual force as flame. Here, you will learn to harness and balance your being and soul to project your very will in such form."
>>6061413"wwwoooooowwww"Indeed. This mountain is where spiritual force itself manifests as flame.Definitely not because one of your great ancestors fucked up a spell somehow
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>6061414Time for the actual lore of this mountain and the fire knights.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>6061414The space deer is very upset with your reckless driving.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>6061414>>6061417Supported.
>>6061417Ah right.....what was it again? This place is indeed a sort of nexus for the fire elemental energies. But it's history....You try to recall...Was itA. When 2 knights had an epic duel at the top of the mountain. Unknowingly becoming channels for the fire elementals and unleashing their power onto the mountain, being touched by their flames and becoming the very first fire knights.B. When a knight accidentally came into contact with the Fire God of the Mountain, establishing a connection between the god and the physical realm, allowing him to manifest a part of his domain on the mountain, covering it in eternal flames, and empowering said knight and turning him into the first Fire KnightC. When a pyromancer played a little bit tooooo fast and loose with the rules
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>6061425B. The VERY FIRST FIREMANE!How could we forget?
>>6061428FLAAAASHBACK"MORTAL! YOU STAND BEFORE THE VERY MANIFESTATION OF FIRE ITSELF! WHO ARE YOU TO MAKE CONTACT WITH MY DOMAIN?""whaaat the fuuuuuck"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>6061425>A. When 2 knights had an epic duel at the top of the mountain. Unknowingly becoming channels for the fire elementals and unleashing their power onto the mountain, being touched by their flames and becoming the very first fire knights.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6061435RIP BOZO
>>6061438"BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY GOOD SERVICE. GIVING ME A BRIDGE TO EXPAND MY DOMAIN INTO THE MORTAL REALMS. FOR THIS. I BLESS YOU, AND YOUR BLOODLINE. RECEIVE THE SACRED FLAME AND BECOME. A FIRE KNIGHT""wait hold up whaa-----"
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>6061435"Hey man, that's pretty cool. If you can manifest as a soul, do you think a soul could manifest as flame?"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>6061443HIS HEAD IS ON FIRE HIS HEAD IS ON FIRE!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6061443>>6061444>>6061445These go really well together, actually.
>>6061446>>6061445>>6061444"OH YEAH TOTALLY, ANd...uh....hmmmm....yeah, it takes a bit to get used to. Don't worry. You'll be fine...probably"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>6061448and so begins the story of the Fire Knights!
>>6061449 Blessed with fire immunity and thus, allowing the fire to always be raging atop his head but never actually burning his hair, that nameless knight was christened the First Firemane from that day on. He went on to form the noble house of Firemane and the first iteration of the Fire Knight order, sharing the gift of fire with worthy warriors. ....Waaayyy later down the line the Fire Knights discovered that they can use pyromancy to help make things go faster. That was pretty cool so the Fire God was okay with it.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>6061452Time to teach BOY the ways of the Fire Knight!
>>6061454And since then, this mountain has been forever on fire. A sacred place where every fire knight goes to in order to partake in the flame's power. And now. You plan to share said power with Kid. Who is very impressed by what you told him so far
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>6061457...Wait, if the Fireknights are literally descended from Firemane, doesn't that mean we'd technically have to make kid a "Firemane" too?
>>6061458Well, only the mainline Firemanes are direct descendants. Fire Knights can be made by just training up on this mountain and getting that fire juice inside em
Rolled 57 (1d100)Now tell the story of the skellies vs vampires! >>6061470
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>6061470Oh okay. For a minute i thought fireman was gonna have to like...marry him or something.Yes, i am disappointed
>>6061472Well, you see, sometimes a tomb aint big enuff for 2 types of undeads
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>6061480Blah blah blah sure, anyway, have we arrived at the fire temple watchamcallit? So we can train?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>6061480Something to do with the Night Knight order history while I doing "research" on him. Anyway >>6061483
>>6061483Yes. The Fire Knight Temple. The Flaming Training Grounds on the Fire Mountain. Where you will impart the power of fire to Kid.aaaand where imma head off to bed. since it's 4:30 AM, fucking whoops.Bread continues later, probs in a few days, cuz uh, I gotta leave town for the weekendupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
soon
>>6065716punch self in the face
>>6065716It's time for kid to burn his bread I mean dread
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6065716>>6065718with dice roll
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>6065716The training will be harsh Hero-kun! First wear this heat insulating armor! To be fire you must burn like fire on the inside!
>>6065722"Kinda stuffy in here"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>6065722WRONG! It's the opposite - you gotta be shirtless for Fireknight training, so your skin can become fire resistant.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>6065724either that or be on fire you decide
>>6065727"So this is how warriors without pyromancer blood joined the order"
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>6065728unzip penis
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6065727>>6065724This and if you choose the fire option you might be gay.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>6065728well after half of mountain became filled with grilled flesh, armor became a requirement
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>6065731>>6065728
>>6065729Anon don't do that, it's not healthy
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6065734It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>6065734while anon burst into fire we proceed furtherreally some people have fetishes for fire mountains
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6065734Can't we just get some sort of ritual to make his skin fire resistant? I feel like that should be the first thing. His SKIN must become RESISTANT TO FIRE.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>6065734Hil anon down! He mustn't do the deed he doth try to doest!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6065734"You must first focus on drawing fire toward yourself with your own will. Start with small amounts at a time. Once you have enough control and can safely handle larger amounts of flame, you can then practice without the armor."
>>6065742"woaaah"But just letting him stand in one place and try to harness the surrounding flames would be too easy for proper Fire Knight training, wouldn't it. He would have to practice while....A. ...You're constantly trying to shoot fire at him, until he can grab one of your projectiles as his own, this will continueB. ...he's being constantly attacked by fire elementals spawned from the magical flames.C. ...a dragon attacks him. HOnestly it's probably not even part of the training and just happened to show up, but you think it'd be a good exercise
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>6065746c.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>6065746Oh c please let's do c
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>6065746all three
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>6065746D. Eating ghost peppers
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>6065746He has to do it while also lifting ridiculous amounts of weight.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>6065746>A. ...You're constantly trying to shoot fire at him, until he can grab one of your projectiles as his own, this will continueLet's start with ones the size of baseballs.
>>6065751All three?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>6065761yeawe are not raising a wuss herenot on a picnic too
>>6065763And thus, Kid's grueling training commences
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>6065768he seems doing fineback in your days there were no armorhe has it easy
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>6065768The dragon is the size of a dog because he is young. His mother expects him to be back home by dinner.
>>6065774Of course. The days where the Firemanes would train in the scorching flames, shirtless. Covered in sweat, their bodies glistening as they move through training, grasping at the fire and eachother....
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>6065787OP, stop with marketing ploy to sell anons official merch via horny tactics
>>6065789
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>6065792Back to our training, remember what we DIDN'T tell Kid.That we're actually adding weights to his armor every night so he becomes stronger.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>6065792OP gets hit by stray fireball and drops art of Firemane in tanktop
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>6065792"It looks like one of the younger elementals is hitting on kid and the others are bullying the dragon," OP whispers into Firemane's ear before dashing away.
>>6065793
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>6065800Okay, time for an TRAINING MONTAGEROLL OUT THE MUSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p44G0U4sLCE
>>6065800>>6065756>>6065799
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>6065802Supported.
>>6065802>>6065804Sorry anon, you were late on those
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6065813Now it is time for the FINAL TEST
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>6065813Alright, now repeat that for like...a month or two. Not literally, just do a training arc timeskip so we can get to the cool part.
>>6065816
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>6065818FINAL FINAL TEST???
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>6065818Ezekial is ready to remove the protective plating on his armor and practice handling the flames without it. Soon, he will learn to exert his will and the force of his soul as flame itself. Fire within, fire without.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>6065818It's time...for the FINAL TESTAlso Kid can't take off his armor until he completes it because we're going to get a cool post-training redesign once he becomes a fire knight. He can't look like a rookie adventurer forever, after all, right? Every cool hero gets a makeover when they finish their training.
>>6065823>EzekialEzekiel
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>6065823Boo...no removing armor until the final test...i want a cool fireknight makeover...
>>6065823
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6065828Damn, it looks like we spent more than a couple months training before this milestone. Alright, let's have him try to wrap himself in fire, just above the surface of his skin. Slowly at first, until he knows it like the back of his hand.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>6065828It's time for the final ritual...the final test...and the test is...A fistbump. Ezekiel and Firemane fistbump while she says "BECOME FIREKNIGHT". And then we set him on fire.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>6065828Now kid, you must fight me on top of the fire mountains to test the flame of our mighty Fire God of the Mountain also a makeover after that.
>>6065831That's right. And thank you Ezekial, you can leave Ezekiel now
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>6065833Okay, don't mind the smell of gasolin- I mean sacred ritual oilsBECOME FIREKNIGHT
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>6065833Let's take his advice and try to do >>6065830 with a fistbump.>>6065834No 'roids. Natural gains.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6065833FISTBUMP THAT DUDE!
>>6065837BECOME....FIRE KNIGHT?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6065852Make an fistbump so badass it literally sets Ezekiel on fire and blows all his armor right off of him.
>>6065855
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6065852Get up Kid, test out if you can muster up a fireball or light up your sword in flame.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>6065852My love my anger and all of my sorrow!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6065859>>6065856Whoops
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>6065856He's just a bit toasted he's fine
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>6065856RISE, MY DISCIPLERISE AND SHOW US YOUR SICK NEW DESIGNWell I guess we'll have to make it but you get the point
>>6065864>>6065861Yeah! This is all part of the usual process! The new fire knight should suck all the flames back into their body and then there should be a big burst of energy a----oh hey there it is
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>6065865Hellfire knight is bornThe power of hellfire shall burn the undead back to hell!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>6065865Okay, time to bring up the character designer...I got some cool ideas.
>>6065871orly
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>6065878Reah reary
>>6065882Surely anon will provide us with some cool ideas
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>6065878Yes, actually. Here's my ideas1. Ezekiel gets a growth spurt so he's only like 1 forehead shorter than Firemane. This is because he's too small.2. Ezekiel gets yoked. Not full on Ezekial level, but like, greek hero level.3. Ezekiel gets an absolutely badass firemane. ObviouslyI guess there's more stuff I could say, but these are the best.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6065887>>6065888Oops, slightly late.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>6065887Gurren Lagann and fire pompadour
>>6065891
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>6065900You call that a glorious firemane? Make it BIGGER
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>6065900Eh kinda generic Try more hell fire knight mentioned earlier? Give it that OP spice.
>>6065901
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>6065907Now that's more like it. As for his armor...something more hellish? I'd post an image but I can't do it on incognito. Have you ever seen Sir Alonne?
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>6065907Too big
>>6065910>too bigThat's what she saidIt's never too big. Big hair is cool.
>>6065910
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>6065900Give him a hood to go with the outfit. He does not have it over his head at the moment, but it will help keep a low profile. A plate of some kind to go over his chest would be helpful.>>6065901It's a good enough size.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>6065913Ewwww that's even shorter than the first. Can't we have a mid ground at least?
>>6065913>>6065914Give his vambraces grill slits so they don't overheat.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>6065914How can you call that good enough? It's even shorter than the first. It's FireMANE, not FireBALD
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>6065914>>6065918Fuck, forgot to roll this time around.
>>6065916Of course
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>6065930Now THATS more like itThe skull on the chestpiece is a bit too much though. Seems like a hassle to draw. The rest is cool, but just for the chestpiece, How about something inspired by the Burnt Ivory King? Ignore the weird corruption on the upper right.
>>6065933(By corruption I mean the weird fur-like thing sticking out from his armor, that's just the hell energy)
>>6065933Yeah sur---oh shit I misclicked oh damn
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>6065938Quick! Cover the lady folks' eyes!
>>6065938Uhh... redo.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6065938Firemane:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba9_jaN7EA
>>6065940
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6065949I'm sure he'll wear it for you later if you ask nicely, Firemane.Now, back to the design for the final version.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>6065949She knows that buldge
>>6065951Down, girl, down
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>6065954Alright let's just keep the design simple like >>6065900He'll get his skelly armor after he kills his brother and takes his gear
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>6065955>>6065954Oh come on, now full on simple. Make it like suggested in >>6065933, just removing the skull in the center.
>>6065958>>6065955Perhaps something in the middle
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>6065964Aye that'll do
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6065964Nice. Looks good to me. Lock in.
There's also this exclusive pre-order skin
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>6065972Na. Now you officially become part of the order. Muster up a fireball to test your power.
>>6065968Anyway, as the smoke clears. You see Ezekiel in his new form.....Damn the training not only added a few pounds but also some inches too
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>6065980Ok, so he's definitely, 100% an adult now. Ther's no arguing about it. You know what that means, right Firemane?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6065980I liked Ezekiel better when he wasn't just our character but male.
>>6065983Everybody knows he's not actually going to wear the mask, anon, he's a hero. Heroes don't wear masks. It's not marketable.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>6065980>>6065981He'll become different when he discovers that the position of hero allows him to MULTICLASS
>>6065981
>>6065991It means HE CAN DRINKLet's bust down the Firemane Cellar, take all their cool ancient drinks, and DRINK COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>6065991Tylko jedno w głowie mam. Koksu pięc gram. Odlecieć sam. W krainę zapomnienia.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6065993oops, forgot to rollBut still, BOOZE!>>6065994totally wasted roll
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Rolled 100 (1d100)>>6065996Take his helmet off.
>>6065997Damn, bro is on a roll. Not even gonna bother trying. I'll save my booze roll for later.
>>6065997Ah, then you prefer to still see his boyish looks, then
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>6066003Firemane has a type.It's Ezekiel. Ezekiel is the type.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>6066003>>6065977
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>6066003Yeah he has to form his own identity. We taught him firepower, but he can't just look exactly like us. Give him back his old armor.
>>6066007Uuuurgh we already finished designing him, man. His old armor doesn't fit his new size.
>>6066007Of course! His old armor!...That you also bought for him. To match your own jacket.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>6066010We've been training for too long, lets do some fucking questing to put those new powers to the test.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>6066010Okay, can we not completely remove his new looks? We didn't have a whole training arc and spend several hours discussing a new look just so we can go "actually nah, make him look the exact same"
>>6066013The secret is without the mask, his "new" armor is actually just his actual original look with extra bits.The true secret of OP: extreme asset reuse
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>6066015His new armor looks cooler and he's taller and stronger too. Let's not fall into the nostalgia pit.Anyway, booze time?
>>6066019Of course! He's gotta old enough to drink now! That means to congratulate him for completing his training, you can treat him to...A. The secret Fire Knight wine stash under the templeB. A shot of...Fireball, hur hur hurC. Orange Juice, growing boy needs his vitaminsD. [This space for rent]
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>6066022D. The secretest stash of fire knight alcohol...The FIREMANE VODKA, Made of 102% pure alcohol, so strong that only a fireknight can drink it without literally dying.
>>6066025Russians and their vodka.
>>6066025What the Fire Knights don't tell you about is the massive gravesite behind Fire Mountain. Comprised entirely of people who tried to drink it without becoming a Fire Knight.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>6066028Truly, it is the drink of all drinks. Made with magic so it doesn't just taste like rubbing alcohol. It's time for Ezekiel and Firemane to drink a whole ass bottle off it. This is the TRUE test of a fireknight.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6066028But he is a fire knight now... So like ... He can drink it ... Right?
>>6066031Yeah! LEt's party a---Oh shit it's 5 AM. I uh, got work in the morning so I gotta sleep now. Thread continues when it continues.Update be here n shit, as always: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>6066033Good sleep, man.Everything is going exactly according to plan.
