You are Special Agent Denny Cole. It's the 12:01 PM, March 22nd and you are entering the town of Twisty Pines.You are here to solve a horrible crime. But first, what did you have for lunch?-Raspberry Pie-Ham Sandwich-Boiled Egg
>>6078998>-Raspberry Pie
>>6078998>-Boiled Egg
>>6078998> Raspberry Pie
>>6078998>Raspberry Pie
>>6079374This is so meta.
Flaking aside, what kind of dogshit lunches are these?
0/10, quest needed more dougie jones
>>6090345I would argue Raspberry Pie and Boiled Egg are both 10/10 choices, while Ham Sandwich, is, indeed, a stinker. I have austatistically calculated every outcome and deduced that the third option should have been something along the lines of Black Coffee, or Entire Tube of Toothpaste.
>>6099352>>6079194>>6079167>>6079034>>6099374you are eating RASPBERRY PIE.you are SPECIAL AGENT DENNY COLE.... well, no.just a guy who likes RASPBERRY PIE a bunch. you've recently overheard an urban legend that says..in a small town of TWISTY PINES, there lies the most succulent RASPBERRY PIE in the entire observable universe( there might be better one out there).and the temptation of pie was so great that it caused multiple manslaughter already. and the town does not accept outsiders anymore.but if you could sneak in there somehow..
>>6099388Disguise yourself as a twisty pine.
>>6099388Pine for a twist
>>6099651>>6099663aha. with this cheap out of season costume for santa dayyou've disguised yourself as fine young PINE TREE."i'd fit fine in anywhere pine."
>>6099738uh
>>6099740>Take another bite out of the Broodwich
>>6099740Attempt to scare the axe wielder, nobody would dare cut a talking tree
>>6099803you wood, if you had any.>>6099819"BOO. i'm a talking timber, cut me down and you'll suffer, lumberer."she seems nonchalant.
".... I AM NO LUMBERJACK, AM AX MURDERER. DON'T FROWN TREE, I CHOP CHOP HUMAN ONLY.
>>6099826Ohh... Right... Let's go find one!
>>6099826Lets team up! Those humans don't stand a chance
>>6099837>>6099869you join her on her quest of CHOP CHOP HUMAN.you ask her if she had any blood spilt already, " AH ONCE. AT THE TOWN WITH PRETTY GOOD PIE. I SPARED PIE MAN'S LIFE FOR THAT."that could be the town you're aiming for.. but "pretty good"..? that's not quite the impression you would accept./" HEY, YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT? "a cop shouts from the other sidewalk. " you have ax license? " "NO."" NOT HER..! YOU, TREE BOY. HAND ME YOUR 'christmas tree in july license' NOW!"/not good. not good.
>>6099902Tell him you're special agent "YNNED" and that you left your license at home because you're undergoing a special town inspection operation that requires you to be as unburdened as possible. You would appreciate it if he didn't blow your cover. If Ax girl gets suspicious just hastily wink at her in an angle that the cop can't look in. Don't imagine her relationship with cops is the best but nothing good can come out of being on the bad side of cops for ol talkin' timber.
>>6099902Snitch! Narc on ax girl and perform a citizen's arrest
>>6099938how dare you...
>>6099917>>6099938>>6099976you carefully approach the man in uniform and go on a quiet tangent."agent here, code YNNED. on my pursuit of truth regarding certain unresolved murder case from twisty pines. that gal.. my #1 suspect, i'm digging clues from her. she has a mental condition. that turns her docile, cooperative to trees.. pines.i'd be thankful if you went back to your day patrol, sir."...."you're only digging yourself in, denny.""what?"the cop walked away./you nervously turn back to ax girl, and try to wink.you did it with both eyes."SO, TREES DO BLINK. HA"
>>6100611Mission accomplished. Denny? Never heard of him. So where is this fabled pie man? You're a professional pie fanatic so a sample of that "pretty good" couldn't hurt, and perhaps this pie man has more info on an even greater raspberry pie. Inquire Axy if she could take you there pretty please.
