You are Brian Wilson.Your band is on top of the world.David just quit the band.You are a God unto men.And Mike is looking really fucking punchable right now.What do you do?Going to keep things simple for this one. Roll for things like attacks and extreme actions (eg: jumping out a window, or running over Steve Love).Enjoy.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>6119431>Go on a surfing safari to hunt down native Hawaiian tang (snizz)
>>6119561You arrive in Hawaii with the capital B Boys and manage to kill a Hawaiian right at the airport!+1 Hawaiian corpse+1 State wanted level
Rolled 82, 72 = 154 (2d100)>>6119632>Butcher the Hawaiian and serve him up at a concert to our unsuspecting crowd, tell them it's pig meat from a luau. >Tell the crowd that Elvis is a faggot (2nd roll)
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>6119632>Pray to Jesus Christ to resurrect the Hawaiian
>>6119674At your next show you put the meat in a little basket for the fans. You take great joy in watching the squealing teenagers shove human flesh into their face like churgling pigs. The rest of the band are concerned for your sanity, except for Dennis, who is playing the drums with his dick.You call Elvis a faggot during "Long Tall Texan".The crowd cheers and tosses their meatchunks into the air.+1 Crimes against humanity.+1 Band concern.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6119698>Assemble a torch and pitchfork mob, march on city hall, overthrow the mayor
