Cizilivacionn therd, pink race and locate .
>>6133251myceloid, swamp
>>6133562thisyou better deliver OPyou gave us all high hopes
>>6133562>>6133583(Of course you pick the most overpowered rack/locate combo. Okay, have your way. Noobs.)You? Loid, Megalord of the Myce. Many generations have adapted your kind to the swamp. Retractable swim bladder also used for threat displays and courting mates.Opposable tentacle tail for item use and anchoring.Fin for the swim.Your fin is biggest, your bladder the shiniest and smelliest. Your tail kind of weak but whatever, two of three ain't bad, and most Myce women want your Stinkhorn.You have control of 9,999,999 Myces, the maximum amount. Currently, you force the babies to eat the elders that go over capacity. All of them have maxed out all their Skill trees for Archery, Potted Plant Care, Shadow Magic, Mr. Bean Impressions, and Poison Resistance.You also control 9,999 Ent slaves who used to rule the Swamp before your ancestors came here. Currently, they are inbred, uneducated, and nearly completely cut off from their natural affinity for Forest Magic. To the north, west, east and southeast, the swamp is the swamp. It doesn't do anything, because it's inanimate.To the south, snortheath and weast, Horsemen With Ostrich Heads (Hwoh) are settling the land and erecting restaurants and libraries. Myce can't read, but they can eat. Books, and other food, too. Counterclockwise, upside down and inside out, the Cyber Police of the Meccaloids are trying to pierce your magical veil of shadows protecting the Swamp that your Swamp sages worked super duper hard on creating. They are using an unknown technology that we don't know how to counter.Possessions:-All of the Swamp -Ancestral Stinkhorn-Generic Swamp GunSword with no Curses or Blessings-Subterranean Homesick Blues (1st press)-9,999,999,999 Gold piecesWhat do you do, Loid? Please be painfully specific, to the last detail. Go ahead and do multiple, if you think you can handle it. I friggin' dare you. >Train Myce to learn a new Skill Tree >Instruct Myce to complete a task>Do something with the Swamp>Do something with your Gold>Head snortheath and confront the Hwoh (nice)>Head snortheath and contronf the Hwoh (mean)>Pimp out the Ents>Counter-espionage the Meccaloids>Curse your GunSword with a Swamp Curse>Write-in
>>6133623>(Of course you pick the most overpowered rack/locate combo. Okay, have your way. Noobs.)I'm a noob indeed, but that's the most op choice ? really ?>Train Myce to learn a new Skill Treeconstruction so we can do better shit here
Voting closed, writing.
Voting re-opened.
>>6133251Gnoll, mystery location.
>>6133623>order your Myces and Ents to track down OP and make them do a quest that doesn't suck ass
>>6136287Nah, this one is definitely a retard player issue.
>>6133796>>6136226>>6136287 noob lmao>>6136448 You spen 39 gold on a detective to track down Beyonce Knowles, who resides in a misery location. 9,998 Ent slaves acoompany the detenctive, to make sure there is no funny business. >Roll as many dice as you can with the fewest amount of faces to see if he finds herYour Myce learn a new Skill, Construction, and forget an old skill, Mr. Bean Impressions. This infuriates them and they kill Loid. You lose.Play again?Okay.Mynce. They are a hardly folk. They care not for blessings nor curses on their gunswords. They take their Construction skills and 9,99,9,999,9,99 Gold Piecs and build a very shitty pyramid with it. They are confused and uninspired by their lack of unblithered, unblathered, concatenated perspicacity. Only girls can vote on this vote. No boys allowed. Please include telephon umber and shemail. >Shoot them all in the head with a gun through your computer/phone screen>Breed with the Hwoh>Get the last Ent in the swamp and shove a broomstick up his ass>Eat the ancestral stinkhorn (forbidden)[blue>Slime[/blue]>Turn expert mode on, abandon the Myce, whom you've grown to know and love extremely intimately.>Get matching bandanas for the crew>Call the Meccaloids "harsh">Start a new siv thredd>I voted for Jill Stein>Travel snortheath and look for employment opportunities>blow up the swim bladder to attract a mate (role all dice )>enter the s h a n d o w . r e a l m >>>You have not earned a right in. you NEVER will.[/greeb]i will be sending your report cards out to your parents next week, this is the last test that will influece you're grades.
>>6136697>>Start a new siv thredd>Get matching bandanas for the crew
The crew gets matching bandanas. Is this the end of the line for our unlikely heroes?>>6136713Siv thredd minigame unlocked. >Choose race and location.
>>6136714Troll City Ruins.
>>6136719Troll is an occupation not a race, pick again
>>6136774Gnoll Haunted Forest.
>>6136796(G)no(ll) and (Hau)n(ted F)o(rest). That goes against my religion.
>>6136803Human Volcano.You can pick the Race/Local I don't mind.
>>6136807Race: Human VolcanoLocation: Taco BellYou are Jerry Sanchez. Leader of the Human Volcanoes. There are only three of you, and you need to blow some steam. Lava Sanchez and Lava Sanchez (your tribe could only afford two names) watch you eat bean burrito, it's very exciting to them.You shart horrendously and are ashamed, feeling dirty and belittled. But the shame washes away and you walk back up to the counder. He says "what can I get you?"Yeah, nice try.>"I want a job application for my brothers an me">Shoot the taco bell guy with volcano juice>Start a new civiliatizfno thera.>Ask about myce. What happened to them. We're just done with them now or what. Cmon man. >Order a tuna sandwich*>write in* (*= you haven't earned it)
>>6136812>>Start a new civiliatizfno thera.
chose race car driver and location
>>6136872Skaven Necropolis
water elemental, volcano
So clever and witty.
