Summer has finally arrived, and with it, the chance to dive into the digital worlds that promise adventure and escape. You’re Jack Malone, a high school sophomore with time to burn and not a lot of cash to spend. After hearing the buzz about *Battle for Athera*, the latest MMORPG captivating players across the globe, you’re ready to give it a try. The game boasts sprawling landscapes, intense battles, and a unique twist: you can choose to fight for justice as a valiant hero—or embrace the darkness and play as a monster.But there’s a catch. Playing as a hero costs a steep $20 monthly subscription, not to mention the temptation of endless microtransactions. With your wallet nearly as empty as your fridge, the choice is clear. You'll be starting your journey as a monster. It’s free-to-play, after all, and you relish the idea of clawing your way up from the bottom, earning your power the hard way.The game boots up with a fanfare of orchestral music, and soon, the character creation screen appears. Five grotesque, low-level monsters glare back at you, each with its own strengths and weaknesses. The question looms: Which monster will you choose?
Monster Classes Available> Slime - Advantages: - High resistance to physical attacks, making it tough to kill early on. - Can regenerate health slowly over time, minimizing downtime between fights. - Flexible evolution paths allow you to eventually specialize as a tank, poison expert, or even a magic wielder. - Disadvantages: - Extremely low damage output, especially in the early game. - Vulnerable to elemental magic, particularly fire and lightning. - Movement speed is sluggish, making escapes tricky.> Goblin - Advantages: - Quick and nimble, with high evasion and speed for darting around enemies. - Gains early access to tools and gadgets, including traps and bombs. - Strength in numbers—your class encourages forming goblin clans for enhanced group power. - Disadvantages: - Fragile, with very low health and defense. - Poor long-term scalability without a coordinated group strategy. - Reputation as "starter fodder" means many players and NPCs will target you without hesitation.> Kobold - Advantages: - Excellent scavenger—finds hidden treasures and bonus loot more frequently than other classes. - Gains early proficiency with ranged weapons, including slings and simple bows. - Loyal pet companions can be acquired early on to assist in battle. - Disadvantages: - Weak in direct combat, relying heavily on ranged attacks and pets to deal damage. - Low charisma with other factions; NPCs tend to treat you poorly. - Slow evolution compared to other classes, requiring patience to unlock significant power.> Skeleton - Advantages: - Immune to poison and disease effects. - Doesn’t require food or rest, allowing for uninterrupted adventuring. - Can collect and equip fallen bones to enhance abilities and grow stronger. - Disadvantages: - Weak to blunt weapons, which are common among NPCs and players. - Limited customization at the start—you’re stuck as a fragile pile of bones until you gather upgrades. - Fire magic is especially devastating, often killing you in one hit.> Batling - Advantages: - Gains the ability to fly short distances, providing unique mobility options. - Proficient in stealth, allowing for sneak attacks and escaping dangerous encounters. - Natural affinity for sound-based magic, which can disrupt or confuse opponents. - Disadvantages: - Severely limited in combat power without significant investment in stealth or magic. - Fragile, with the lowest health pools among starting monsters. - Weak to wind-based attacks and environmental hazar
>>6146819>Batling Time to cheese with kiting, stealth, and status ailments!
>>6146819>>SlimeCutemaxxing.
>>6146819Shout "What is this gacha bullshit" while clicking the locked option and look up what's the big deal> Kobold
>>6146819> Kobold Loyal pet companions and slow but good scalability. Hell yeah.
>>6146822>>6146826>>6146827>>6146832As you sit at your computer, staring at the character creation screen for *Battle for Athera*, a smirk curls on your lips. You’ve been deliberating over your choice for far too long, lost in the possibilities each monster class offers. You muse over the Slime, its bouncy, gooey form looking almost too cute to resist. Its ability to shrug off physical damage and regenerate health seems like it could make it a decent tanking option, but you quickly realize that with its low damage output, it would be a drag to grind with. Not to mention, it’s a bit too… squishy. Yeah, that’s not the way to go.Next, your thoughts wander to the Batling. Ah, the Batling—a sneaky little devil with the ability to fly short distances, ideal for kiting enemies, hitting them from afar, and darting away before they can retaliate. The thought of stealthing around and making use of status ailments to weaken foes, all while evading combat with your superior mobility, almost tempts you. But you shake your head, imagining just how fragile it would be in a direct fight. The low health and limited combat ability make you wonder if it’s worth the effort, no matter how clever the mechanics seem. No, it’s probably not your best bet.Curiosity piqued, you scroll down, eyeing a strange, locked option. "Gacha Bullshit," you mutter under your breath. There’s an icon of a radiant fairy with shimmering wings. You click on it, only to see that the locked description hints at a "Fairy" that outranks all the other monsters. With *every* advantage and *few* weaknesses, it’s the pinnacle of the game’s monster classes—but it comes with a cost. Not only do you need to roll for it via some luck-based system, but the price is steep. Far more expensive than even a champion-class hero. You click away from it, deciding that’s not for you. So, after all this deliberation, you make your choice: the Kobold. In the name screen is the default "kobold9831." The name feels odd as a moniker, as if you were one of countless kobolds in the game. But as soon as you attempt to change it, a pop-up appears: "Custom names require a fee." Of course, you think, rolling your eyes. Another microtransaction. You decide you can live with "kobold9831" for now, settling into the game’s world without the extra cash sunk into a personalized name.
>>6146849The game begins, and you find yourself standing in a dimly lit, cavernous entryway. The interface is surprisingly intuitive, with buttons laid out in a clear, easy-to-read manner. You wander through the menu options, testing out the basic controls, until you feel confident enough to step forward. As you move through the environment, you notice a small figure in the distance. An NPC, hunched over and wrapped in tattered robes. As you approach, it turns, and you can make out the faint silhouette of a kobold—a fellow member of your race, but clearly much older and weathered. The NPC gives you a slow, deliberate nod."Ah, a young one," the old kobold croaks, his voice gravelly but warm. "I see the winds of Athera have caught you as well. You are like us, born from the deep earth. We kobolds are known for our cunning and perseverance, but also for our strength in numbers."He pauses for a moment, looking you up and down with his beady eyes. "But no warrior is born without a test." He extends a gnarled hand. "I can tell you the story of our people, or… if you wish, I could offer you a task. Simple, yet rewarding. Bring me some herbs from the nearby forest, and I will teach you how to get a rat companion."The old kobold’s gravelly voice continues to echo in your mind, the mention of a rat companion drawing your attention. A rat companion, huh? It might not sound like much, but you’ve heard that companions can offer all kinds of benefits—additional inventory space, extra damage in battle, or just a bit of moral support when things get rough. Maybe that’s the right choice, even if it’s just a simple task.You consider his offer, weighing your options.> Accept the quest: You decide it’s time to get your hands dirty and complete the fetch quest. A rat companion could be useful.> Ask about the lore: You’re intrigued by the old kobold’s mention of your people’s history. Maybe learning more about the lore of your race could give you insight into the world and your place in it.> Reject the quest and explore: You feel the need to get your bearings before taking on any tasks. Reject the old kobold’s offer and continue exploring the area to see what else the game has to offer.> Challenge the kobold to a duel: You’ve always been a bit reckless, and the old kobold’s aged demeanor makes you feel cocky. Maybe testing your skills in combat against a fellow kobold will be the best way to learn how to fight in this world.> Inquire about other quests: Perhaps there are other, more exciting opportunities out there. Ask the old kobold if he knows of any other quests or challenges that might be better suited to your skills.> Write in
>>6146850> Ask about the lore: You’re intrigued by the old kobold’s mention of your people’s history. Maybe learning more about the lore of your race could give you insight into the world and your place in it
>>6146851You look at the old kobold, curiosity bubbling within you as you ask, "What’s the story behind our race? Where do we come from?"The old kobold’s eyes narrow, his ancient gaze piercing as if he’s searching for something deep within you. After a long pause, he begins to speak, his voice thick with the weight of history."Our story begins with the dragons," he starts, the words slow and deliberate, as if each syllable carries a heavy burden. "We kobolds… we are the children of dragons, born from their blood, descended from the great winged beasts themselves. But our lineage is not one of grandeur or pride, no, we were left behind when the world was torn asunder."He pauses, his gaze distant, and you can almost see the weight of the memories hanging heavy on him. The cavern around you feels colder as he continues, his voice dropping to a near whisper."Many ages ago, a cataclysm struck the world—a great disaster that shattered the very fabric of the realm. It was a time when dragons soared across the skies, ruling over the lands, their power unmatched. But after that cataclysm, the dragons were thought to be no more. Their mighty wings were silenced, their fire extinguished. All that remained were the kobolds, left to scurry in the shadows, the last remnants of a magnificent race."
>>6146860The old kobold’s eyes flicker with a faint glimmer of something like pride, but it quickly fades. "But fate had a different plan for us. Not long ago, deep in the earth, beneath layers of rock and magic, a few dragon eggs were discovered—eggs that had been preserved in a magical stasis, untouched by time. From these eggs, the dragons returned. They were reborn, more powerful and terrifying than ever before."He looks at you now, his gaze intense, the gravity of his words sinking in. "And since that day, the dragons have used the kobolds as their servants, their messengers. We have been bound to them, and they to us. But we are not to be enemies. No, a kobold should never raise their hand in aggression against a dragon, nor any creature that shares their kin. For we are all of the same blood, of the same ancient lineage."The old kobold leans closer, his voice filled with a quiet urgency. "To harm a dragon is to dishonor your own existence. We must revere them, treat them with respect and reverence. Only then will we earn their favor. Only then can we gain powerful allies, allies who will stand with us when the time comes."You stand there for a moment, the weight of his words sinking in. This is not just a tale of ancestors and lost glory—this is a guide, a law of your people. > Ask about the dragons' return: You’re intrigued. What is the nature of the dragons' return? Are they allies, rulers, or something else entirely? Maybe the old kobold knows more.> Offer your loyalty to the dragons: You understand the importance of respect, but you wonder—can your loyalty gain you favor with these powerful creatures? You tell the old kobold that you’ll honor the dragons as your kin and seek their favor.> Challenge the idea of servitude: Something about being bound to dragons feels restrictive. You question the old kobold, wondering if there’s more freedom for kobolds than just serving dragons.> Ask about your place in this world: You’ve learned a lot about kobold history, but what does that mean for you? You ask the old kobold what a young kobold like you should be doing in the world now, given the legacy of your people.> Leave to explore more: The weight of the story lingers in your mind, but you decide there’s more to discover. You thank the old kobold for the lore and head off to see what else the world has to offer, perhaps searching for answers on your own terms.> Write in
>>6146861> Ask about your place in this world: You’ve learned a lot about kobold history, but what does that mean for you? You ask the old kobold what a young kobold like you should be doing in the world now, given the legacy of your people.Hm, so our 'pet' mechanic can maybe eventually net us a dragon 'ally', I surmise?
You stand there, the weight of the old kobold’s words lingering in your mind. Your ancestors, born of dragons, bound to serve them, but is that truly your destiny? You've heard the story, you've absorbed the weight of the past—but what does it mean for you, now, in this world?Finally, you find the courage to ask, "What should I be doing, then? A young kobold like me, with all this history behind me—what’s my place in the world?"The old kobold gives you a long, thoughtful look, as if measuring your worth with his keen, ancient eyes. After a moment, he nods slowly, the lines on his face deepening with the gravity of his next words."Ah, young one, it is not enough to simply know the past," he murmurs, his voice rich with the weight of his centuries. "For in this world, we are defined by our actions. A kobold cannot live in the shadow of what was; we must carve out our own path."He stands a little straighter, though age still weighs heavily on him, and with a deliberate gesture, he begins to speak of the world beyond the cave."If you seek greatness, you must venture out," he continues. "There is a place to the south, the Dark Caves. There, you will find an ancient blue dragon, one of the last of his kind. A powerful creature, though now weakened by time. His wings were torn long ago, and he hides in shame, unwilling to face the world above. But… he is still a dragon. And a dragon, even one so weary, is a force to be reckoned with. If you can bring him food, something he craves, he may be willing to offer his magic in return. It’s a dangerous journey, but there is power to be gained, if you are clever enough."He pauses, letting that information sink in before continuing. "But, the world is not only about dragons. To the east lies the Swamps of Despair, a vast, muddy stretch of land where another tribe of kobolds resides. It is a place full of life, though not always the kind one would expect. There, you'll find opportunities, people to meet, tasks to do… and many stories to hear. The swamps are full of challenges, but they also offer much to those with the guts to brave them."The old kobold chuckles softly at your confused expression. "But if you truly want to test yourself, head west, to the Edgelands. There, many heroes and monsters alike battle for dominion. It's a land full of strife, but also full of potential. To survive there, you'll need to form alliances—strong alliances. You might find a powerful group to stand with, or you might become the prey in the endless conflict. Be prepared to fight, because it's a place that tests everything you are."He leans in closer now, eyes gleaming with some unspoken secret. "And if none of those paths call to you, head north. There lies a vast and unexplored land filled with monsters. Allies or enemies? It is unclear. But opportunity is everywhere, if you're willing to find it. The north holds great mystery, but there are risks involved, as with all things in this world."
>>6146898The old kobold straightens up, his gnarled hands clutching his staff. "Where you go from here is yours to decide, young one. The paths are open, and your fate is yet unwritten. What matters is what you do with the time you have."The old kobold watches you carefully as you stand there, absorbing the weight of his words. He notices your pensive expression and seems to sense that you're still seeking more, something that will help you decide where to go and what to do next."Ah, I see," he murmurs, as if reading your thoughts. "You are still uncertain. Understandable. The world is vast, and many paths lie before you. But before you rush off into the unknown, remember—our tribe is here, in these caves. There are others you can speak with, other kobolds who might offer insights, advice, or even opportunities of their own."He gestures toward the dimly lit tunnels that branch off from where you stand, a faint, flickering glow emanating from the deeper caverns. "If you take the time to explore the local caves, you will find more than just old ruins. Our tribe is small, but we are resourceful. You may encounter others with tasks to offer, or perhaps people who hold knowledge about things beyond our immediate reach. Some may have needs of their own, or maybe they will teach you skills that could serve you well in the future."He leans in closer, his voice lowering conspiratorially. "Don’t underestimate the value of the kobolds here, young one. Our tribe might not be as grand as the dragons, but we have lived long in these caves. We know the land, and we have our own secrets. Take the time to speak with them, and you may find that the answers you seek—whether for knowledge, power, or guidance—are much closer than you think."The old kobold stands back, a knowing glimmer in his eyes as he regards you.> Explore the caves: You decide to take the old kobold’s advice and explore the nearby caves. You’re curious about the other kobolds in the tribe and what they might have to offer.> Ask the old kobold for more specific recommendations: You want to be sure before you head off. Ask the old kobold if he can recommend anyone specific within the tribe who might be of help to you.> Head to one of the distant locations (south, east, west, or north): The old kobold’s words have given you some direction, but you feel ready to strike out into the wider world. You decide to set your sights on one of the distant lands he mentioned.> Thank the old kobold and go back to exploring on your own: You thank the old kobold for his advice and head off to explore more of the area, unsure if the local tribe will provide the answers you're looking for.> Ask about tribe history: You’re intrigued by the idea that the tribe has secrets and history that the old kobold alluded to. You ask him to tell you more about your tribe’s past and the hidden knowledge within these caves.> Write in
>>6146898Man, Jack roleplays HARD, huh?>>6146900What does jack know about these areas from an out-of-game perspective? Are there strategy guides or icons to indicate which one is a tutorial zone, or if any are level-inappropriate for our character right now?
>>6146900>Explore the caves: You decide to take the old kobold’s advice and explore the nearby caves. You’re curious about the other kobolds in the tribe and what they might have to offer.Get some xp.
You shift in your chair, realizing you’ve become a bit too immersed in the game. It’s almost like you’ve forgotten where you are—everything feels so real, so vivid. Shaking your head, you glance over at the other tab open on your browser. You could use a quick check of the strategy guide to help you make sense of things. It’s probably a good idea to get a better feel for the areas the old kobold mentioned, before diving in blind.You quickly skim through the guide, your eyes scanning the detailed breakdown of the regions in Battle for Athera. The more you read, the clearer it becomes.The Dark Caves, you learn, are a mid-level area where seasoned players often go to farm loot and face off against mini-bosses. It’s a good place to level up, but not without its risks. The area is filled with quests that require you to kill large amounts of monsters, but the rewards are worth it: there’s a blue dragon residing deep within the caves, offering enchantments for your gear in exchange for completing various tasks. This dragon is a sought-after NPC—those who can complete its tasks often find themselves well-equipped for tougher challenges down the line.The Swamps of Despair, on the other hand, are a low-level zone, ideal for beginners. This is where most new players grind, building up followers and taming creatures. The swamp is teeming with giant lizards, which can be tamed and trained to fight alongside you. The real challenge here, however, lies in gathering enough kobolds to form your own small army. While you can grind for them, it’s much easier (and faster) if you’re willing to spend real money on microtransactions. But for a newbie, this is an excellent place to start, with tons of quests and friendly NPCs ready to offer help.The Edgelands, however, are a different beast entirely. This region is all about PvP, where players battle each other for dominance. The danger here is real—if you’re not prepared, you’ll die quickly, and once you do, you’ll return to your starting zone with all your progress lost. If you venture into the Edgelands, you’ll need to form alliances and come up with a solid strategy, or you’ll be toast. It’s a high-risk, high-reward zone, but it’s definitely not for the faint of heart.To the north, the true heart of danger lies. This area is filled with ridiculously overpowered monsters—one wrong move, and you’ll be wiped out in seconds. But deep in the northern wilderness, there’s something special: dragon eggs and whelps, young dragons that can be tamed and raised. It’s a long and dangerous journey, but the reward is worth it: the ability to raise a drake, one of the best pets a kobold can have. But only the bravest dare venture into those frigid lands.Lastly, the local tribe provides a safe haven—a PvP-free zone where you can grind, interact with NPCs, and complete quests without the threat of other players. You won’t find the best pets here, nor many companions, though.
>>6146988"Hey, what’s up?" A new player’s voice cuts through the air, and you glance up to see his character dancing in front of yours. The guy’s clearly excited to make contact. You refocus on your controls, shaking your head with a smile. "Hey, I’m new!" he says, and without missing a beat, he sends you a friend request. "Wanna play together?"You raise an eyebrow but quickly accept. "Sure! I'm new too! Let's see what we can do."The new player, kobold9901, seems eager to team up. "Should I do the quest from that old kobold?" you ask, unsure of which direction to go.The other kobold shrugs and gives an exaggerated shrug. "I have no idea. What does he give you?"You pause, thinking about it. "He promises to teach me how to tame a rat.""Ha! That’s funny," kobold9901 says, grinning wider. "I think we should get weapons first. There’s this NPC down the path who says he’ll forge a metal dagger if we bring him a bunch of ore or metal."Your eyes light up at the mention of weapons. "Ore? Where do we get that?""I think you can mine it," he replies, tapping a few keys on his screen. "Or it drops from monsters deeper in the caves."You lean forward, already formulating your plan. "How do we mine?""Well..." The other kobold scratches his head. "We need a stone axe, I think."You blink. "How do we make one of those?"He paces for a moment, thinking. "We need stones and sticks. But, uh… the thing is, if we go outside to grab sticks, we might get killed."You raise an eyebrow. "Isn’t there an area inside the caves where we can find sticks?"He pauses, and you hear he clacking at his keyboard. "Hold on... yeah, the guide says there are fungal stalks that grow randomly in the caves. They work just like sticks, and they’re pretty easy to grab."What do you do next?> Partner with the new guy and go look for fungal stalks: You decide to team up with kobold9901 and search for the fungal stalks, ready to get started on crafting your stone axe.> Go do the old kobold quest instead, you fancy a rat companion: The idea of taming a rat intrigues you. You head to the old kobold to take on the quest, hoping for a companion to join you on your journey.> Don’t be chicken shit, just step outside and grab a bunch of sticks: You’re not afraid of a little danger. You head straight outside to collect the sticks yourself, ready to take on whatever the world throws at you.> Grab a rock and go kill those monsters that drop metal: No need to waste time. You decide to go deeper into the caves, hoping to find monsters that will drop the metal you need for the dagger.> Go talk to the dagger guy to get his quest: You want that metal dagger, so you head toward the NPC who can forge it, hoping his quest will give you the boost you need.> Write in
>>6146991>Don’t be chicken shit, just step outside and grab a bunch of sticks: You’re not afraid of a little danger. You head straight outside to collect the sticks yourself, ready to take on whatever the world throws at you.
>>6146991> Partner with the new guy and go look for fungal stalks: You decide to team up with kobold9901 and search for the fungal stalks, ready to get started on crafting your stone axe.
>>6147088>>6147092>>6147141Deciding to team up with kobold9901, you set off into the dimly lit caverns in search of fungal stalks. The air feels damp and heavy, carrying the faint, earthy scent of mushrooms. Stalactites hang precariously overhead, and the uneven ground crackles softly underfoot with every step. Your new companion chatters excitedly, occasionally gesturing at the strange rock formations that line the walls. “Shouldn’t be too hard to find these things,” kobold9901 says, his avatar shifting nervously from side to side. “They’re supposed to glow a little, right?”“Yeah, the guide mentioned a faint bluish glow,” you reply, scanning the area. The two of you press onward until you stumble into a larger chamber. Bioluminescent fungi sprout in clusters along the walls and floor, their faint blue light casting eerie shadows. Unfortunately, they’re not alone. Strange, lumbering creatures with mushroom-like caps for heads shuffle among the glowing stalks, their movements slow but deliberate. “Uh-oh,” kobold9901 whispers. “Fungus monsters. The guide didn’t say anything about *those* being here.”You glance at the creatures, trying to gauge their level of threat. “Think we can take them?”Kobold9901 shakes his head. “Not a chance. They might be low-level, but we’re not even armed yet. Let’s try to sneak past them.”Carefully, you and your companion edge around the perimeter of the chamber, keeping a wide berth from the fungal monsters. Your heart races as one of them turns in your direction, its eyeless cap tilting slightly. After a tense moment, it loses interest and lumbers away.Finally, you find a patch of stalks growing in a secluded corner. The two of you crouch down and begin harvesting them as quickly as you can, stuffing the glowing stems into your shared inventory. “That should be enough,” kobold9901 says, his voice low. “Let’s get out of here before those things notice us.”Finding a stone for crafting turns out to be far simpler. As you make your way back toward the main tunnel, you spot several jagged rocks scattered along the ground. Picking one up, you add it to your inventory, and kobold9901 does the same. Back in a quieter part of the cave, the two of you fumble with the controls until the crafting screen pops up. It takes a few tries to figure out the interface, but before long, you both have freshly crafted stone axes in your hands. The rudimentary weapons aren’t much to look at, but they feel solid and dependable.Kobold9901 swings his axe experimentally, grinning. “Great! So… ready to get some ore now?”You nod. “Sure thing. Let’s go.”
>>6147425The two of you descend into a deeper level of the cave system, where the air grows cooler and the walls glint faintly with metallic veins. It isn’t long before you spot movement ahead. Strange, humanoid constructs made of rusted scrap metal patrol the tunnels, their glowing eyes scanning their surroundings. They clank and creak with every step, radiating an air of mechanical menace.Checking the guide, you identify them as Scrap Golems, the weakest golem-type monsters in the game. But the guide also warns that they’re no pushovers. “Think we can handle one?” you ask.“If we gang up on it, maybe,” kobold9901 says hesitantly. “We just have to be careful.”Before you can decide, another figure catches your eye—a tall, robed figure with pale skin and sharp features. A dark elf. But it’s no NPC—it’s another player. The dark elf is casting powerful spells, effortlessly tearing through the Scrap Golems and looting their remains. “Wait, are human players supposed to be here?” you ask, a little baffled.Kobold9901 pulls up the guide again. “Well, this zone is PvP-free, so technically anyone can enter. But… they’re way higher level than us.”
>>6147426You both watch as the dark elf finishes off another golem, its shattered remains collapsing into a heap of rusted scrap. The player hasn’t noticed you yet, but they’ve cleared out most of the golems in the immediate area, leaving a tempting trail of loot in their wake.Kobold9901 pulls up the guide, squinting at the small text before letting out a low whistle. "Uh, so... bad news. The guide says loot belongs to the owner for half an hour. If we pick it up, we get a thief flag—and they can attack us."You glance toward the dark elf, who’s currently obliterating yet another Scrap Golem with a barrage of fire spells. The construct crumples into a pile of twisted metal, and the player casually walks over to gather the shimmering remains.“Thief flag, huh?” you mutter, feeling a shiver run through your digital spine. “That doesn’t sound fun.”“Nope. Pretty sure we wouldn’t last ten seconds against someone like that,” kobold9901 replies, his voice uneasy. He points with his axe. “Look at that gear—they’ve got to be at least twenty levels higher than us.”“What do we do?” kobold9901 asks nervously.> Attack a Scrap Golem to loot some metal: Take your chances and gang up on one of the weaker golems still roaming the tunnels. It won’t be easy, but you might just manage to take one down. > Look for more new players willing to attack the golems: Safety in numbers. Try to recruit other players who might be wandering nearby. > Play it safe and go mine some ore instead: Avoid conflict altogether and look for mineable metal veins further into the caves. > Try to steal some loot from the powerful human player: Risk everything by sneaking close to the dark elf and swiping some of their hard-earned loot. > Talk to the human player and ask for some metal: Approach the dark elf and see if you can charm them into sparing some of their loot. > Write in.
>>6147428> Talk to the human player and ask for some metal: Approach the dark elf and see if you can charm them into sparing some of their loot. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. they can't attack anyway, since we're in a PvP-free zone and we haven't stolen anything yet. What's there to lose?
>>6147428> Play it safe and go mine some ore instead: Avoid conflict altogether and look for mineable metal veins further into the caves.
>>6147428>Talk to the human player and ask for some metal: Approach the dark elf and see if you can charm them into sparing some of their loot.
>>6147437>>6147467>>6147587Deciding to approach the dark elf, you carefully make your way toward him. The imposing figure doesn’t acknowledge you at first, too focused on dismantling another Scrap Golem with an effortless flourish of fire and shadow magic. When you get closer, you clear your throat, hesitating for a moment before speaking.“Uh, excuse me,” you say cautiously, gripping your stone axe nervously. “Could you… maybe spare some of your metal loot? We need it for a quest.”The dark elf finally turns, his sharp, angular features illuminated by the eerie glow of the cave. He arches a brow, his voice carrying a mix of amusement and disdain. “And what exactly do you think I’m doing here, little monster?” “Uh…” You glance at kobold9901 for backup, but he’s frozen, leaving you to stumble through your words. “You’re, uh, here on a quest too?”“Of course I am,” the elf replies with a snort. “Sometimes the game sends human players deep into monster territory for rare quests. Mine? I’m supposed to collect rare core shards and kill a Scrap Golem boss. So, yes, I’m slaughtering these trash golems until the boss decides to show up.”“That’s how it works?” you ask, your curiosity piqued.The elf shrugs, launching another spell at a nearby golem. “More or less. I’ve already killed hundreds of these things, and all I’ve gotten so far are a couple of shards. The boss will spawn eventually, but it could take all day.”“Wow,” kobold9901 mutters, clearly impressed. “Are you using the metal for anything?”The elf chuckles dryly. “Heroes like me don’t bother with junk like that. We can buy dimensional bags and stash ridiculous amounts of loot, then sell it all back in the city for a tidy profit. Honestly, I have no reason to help monsters like you at all.”You feel your shoulders sag slightly, but before you can respond, the elf surprises you. “That said,” he continues, “I’ll throw you a bone. Or in this case, some metal.”With a flick of his hand, the trade window pops up. He dumps a massive pile of scrap metal into the trade, an amount that seems absurdly generous. You quickly accept, and as the trade finalizes, you find yourself staggering under the weight of the haul. “Uh, thanks,” you manage, your kobold avatar wobbling precariously. You’re so overburdened you can barely move.Kobold9901 steps up to help, opening a trade window with you. You split the scrap metal evenly, each of you carrying a manageable—but still heavy—load.“Thank you,” you say again, genuinely grateful.The dark elf smirks, adjusting his gloves. “Don’t mention it. If I found you two outside this cave, I’d probably kill you. Consider yourselves lucky this is a PvP-free zone.”
>>6147868With that ominous statement hanging in the air, you and kobold9901 retreat from the elf’s line of fire and make your way toward the NPC blacksmith deeper in the cave. As you approach, the smith—a burly kobold with soot-covered scales—greets you warmly.“Ah, welcome!” the smith says, his gravelly voice booming. “The name’s Targ. I’m the tribe’s blacksmith. If you bring me enough ore or metal, I can forge you some daggers to help you survive out there.”Before you can respond, Targ’s eyes widen at the sight of the large amount of scrap metal you’re carrying. He strokes his chin thoughtfully, then grins.“I see you’ve brought quite the haul,” Targ says, his voice taking on an excited tone. “Tell you what: part ways with all that metal, and I’ll make you a custom short sword. Not just any sword—it’ll have a SLOT where you can insert a magical gem to enhance its power. What do you say?”Kobold9901 jumps in, his tone eager. “Hey, uh, can I get one too?”Targ hesitates for a moment, then chuckles. “Sure thing! Looks like you’re hauling enough metal too. Today’s a good day for the tribe!” You glance at your companion, then back at Targ. The offer is tempting, but it’s a big decision. What do you do?> Trade all your metal for a short sword with a slot: The promise of a customizable weapon is too good to pass up. > Couldn't you make me some armor instead? You’re more interested in protecting yourself than wielding a better weapon. > I would be interested in a shield: A sturdy shield might be better for your playstyle. > You really only want a dagger; you have plans for your metal: Stick to your original plan and keep it simple. > On second thought, I’ll keep my metal: You might need it for something else later. > Write in
>>6147869> Trade all your metal for a short sword with a slot: The promise of a customizable weapon is too good to pass up.
>>6147869> I would be interested in a shield: A sturdy shield might be better for your playstyle.
>>6147869>Trade all your metal for a short sword with a slot: The promise of a customizable weapon is too good to pass up.
>>6147913>>6147930>>6148361You weigh the options briefly before deciding to go ahead with the trade. The idea of a customizable short sword is too tempting to pass up. “Alright, Targ,” you say, hefting the pile of metal onto the counter, “you’ve got a deal.”The blacksmith’s eyes gleam with excitement as he takes the scrap metal. “You won’t regret this,” he says, his claws deftly sorting through the materials. “Stand back and watch a master at work!”The screen shifts into a short but satisfying forging animation. Sparks fly as Targ hammers away at the glowing metal, his movements precise and methodical. The clang of metal on metal rings out, and you watch as the sword takes shape under his skillful hands. With a final hiss of steam, he quenches the blade, then polishes it to a brilliant shine. When the animation ends, he turns to you, holding the completed weapon with pride.“Here you go,” he says, handing over the short sword. “This is no ordinary blade. It’s got a SLOT for a magical gem, which means you can enhance it with all sorts of effects. Monsters in these caves drop all kinds of loot—if you’re lucky and persistent, you’ll find something that fits.”You examine the sword in your inventory. It gleams faintly in the dim cave light, its stats a noticeable improvement over your previous equipment. The slot for enhancements is marked with a small, glowing rune.“Thanks, Targ,” you say, admiring the craftsmanship.“Don’t mention it,” he replies with a toothy grin. “Remember, the best gear comes to those who work for it. Happy hunting!”Your new friend gets his own weapon as well.As you tuck the sword away, kobold9901 nudges you. “Cool! Now we’ve got weapons. Let’s go kill something!” His enthusiasm is contagious, and you find yourself grinning despite the lingering tension of the dark, monster-filled caves.What do you do next?> Go kill fungal creatures: Return to the part of the caves with the fungus monsters and test your new weapon there.> Go kill scrap golems: Take on the Scrap Golems and see if you can handle them now with your upgraded gear.> Look up in the guide what the weakest creature in the caves is: Take a safer approach by researching the easiest enemies to fight in this area.> Look up in the guide what is the best item to equip in a slot that you can get while in the caves: Strategize for the best loot and focus your efforts accordingly.> Find an exit to the caves and venture outside: Leave the caves to explore new areas and face different challenges.> Write in
>>6148697So is a lot of this in jack's head, or is this game a legit full-dive VR RPG?> Look up in the guide what the weakest creature in the caves is: Take a safer approach by researching the easiest enemies to fight in this area.
>>6148697>Look up in the guide what the weakest creature in the caves is: Take a safer approach by researching the easiest enemies to fight in this area.
>>6148702>So is a lot of this in jack's head, or is this game a legit full-dive VR RPG?This game takes place a few years in the future, where full-dive VR is common place and it is expected that NPCs have infinite dialogue options due to AI.
>>6148702>>6148913>>6149170Curiosity gets the better of you as you pull up the guide, eager to figure out your next move. After scrolling through a few sections and parsing some player tips, you find the information you’re looking for: the weakest enemy in the caves is the "Clumsy Rat." The guide describes the Clumsy Rat as the most basic and feeble type of rodent found in these caverns. While other rat variants—such as the Agile Rat or the Rat King—pose real threats, the Clumsy Rat is laughably easy to defeat, especially if you’re armed. It’s perfect for beginners looking to get a feel for combat.The guide also explains their habitat: rats tend to live closer to the surface. However, there’s a twist—the weakest rats are found deeper underground, where fewer players bother to venture. This quirky placement makes them ideal targets for new players who are cautious yet willing to explore a bit.Another interesting note in the guide catches your attention: above the caves lies a neutral city. It’s a bustling hub where monsters and humans alike come to trade and restock. However, it operates under “Enforced Non-PvP” rules. Unlike starter zones, this doesn’t outright prevent you from attacking other players; it just comes with heavy penalties. If someone commits murder in this zone, they’re immediately flagged with a "Murderer" status for 30 minutes. During this time, anyone can kill them without repercussions, NPC guards will hunt them down, and the victim gains an "Avenge Ticket" valid for a month. The risks of breaking the rules are steep.“Looks like we need to head deeper,” you tell your companion, who nods in agreement. Armed with this newfound knowledge, the two of you begin searching for Clumsy Rats.
>>6149174It doesn’t take long before you spot one. The rat is a pitiful sight—its movements are slow and awkward, its patchy fur and beady eyes doing little to make it intimidating. You and kobold9901 exchange a glance, then silently agree to strike.The battle is over in seconds. The rat flails helplessly as you both land clean hits with your new weapons, each strike shaving off chunks of its minimal health bar. With a squeak, it collapses, disappearing into a puff of digital smoke.A small notification pops up, awarding you a meager amount of player experience and weapon experience. You glance at kobold9901, who looks less than thrilled.“This thing is way too weak,” he grumbles, lowering his weapon. “At this rate, we’ll need to kill a hundred of these just to level up.”You nod, feeling a mix of satisfaction and disappointment. The fight was easy—too easy—but it’s a start. At least you’ve proven your new short sword can handle combat.> Keep grinding Clumsy Rats: Stick to the plan and continue farming these weak creatures for steady, low-risk progress. > Find a rat more powerful: Seek out a slightly tougher rat species, like the Agile Rat, for better rewards. > Find a creature more powerful that isn’t a rat: Expand your horizons and look for non-rat enemies to test your skills. > Go do some quests instead: Take a break from grinding and explore other ways to gain experience and gear. > Go outside: Head toward the surface and see what adventures await in the neutral city or beyond. > Write in
>>6149175> Find a rat more powerful: Seek out a slightly tougher rat species, like the Agile Rat, for better rewards.
>>6149288Determined to step up your game, you decide to seek out Agile Rats, a tougher breed than the feeble Clumsy Rats. According to the guide, these creatures are quicker and more aggressive, making them a challenge for beginners but also offering better rewards. As you and kobold9901 delve further into the caves, you soon spot one of the elusive creatures. Its sleek fur gleams in the dim light, and its movements are sharp and unpredictable. It’s a stark contrast to the sluggish Clumsy Rat you just defeated. “Ready?” your companion asks, gripping his weapon tightly. “Yeah, let’s do this,” you reply, trying to sound confident.The fight begins, and almost immediately, you realize this rat is no joke. It darts around you with unnerving speed, its sharp claws slashing at your legs. You manage to land a few hits, but not without cost. Suddenly, it lunges, sinking its teeth deep into your arm. A sharp, searing pain shoots through you, causing you to yelp involuntarily. The sensation is so vivid, so real, that it takes you a moment to remember you’re in a game. “Shit, that hurt!” you shout, stepping back as the rat scurries away, preparing for another attack.Kobold9901 looks over, startled. “Wait, you didn’t turn off pain simulation? Dude, why didn’t you turn it off?”“I didn’t know I could turn it off! I didn’t even know it was turned on!” you snap, clutching your arm, though the damage is only digital.“Well, no wonder you’re freaking out. That setting’s optional, you masochist,” he quips, landing a final blow on the Agile Rat. It lets out a high-pitched squeak before collapsing. The loot drops as the creature dissolves, but your attention is elsewhere.Without another word, you rip off the VR gear and lean back in your chair in real life. The pain vanishes instantly, leaving you with only the memory of it. Your arm is fine—of course it is—but your heart races as you struggle to process what just happened.
>>6149452Back in-game, you pull up the guide, desperate for answers. The section on neural remote stimulation explains everything: it’s a cutting-edge technology designed to simulate realistic sensations—both pain and pleasure. The brain perceives it as genuine, and most players can’t distinguish it from reality. Fortunately, it’s an optional feature that can be toggled off at any time. Your companion’s voice cuts through your thoughts. “Did you figure it out?”“Yeah,” you reply, your voice tinged with disbelief. “It’s some new tech that makes the pain feel real. They call it ‘neural remote stimulation.’ I guess it’s supposed to make the game more immersive.”“Immersive? That’s one way to put it. You looked like you were ready to quit life just now,” he jokes. “So, you turning it off?”You glance back at the settings menu, debating your next move.What do you do next?> Turn off this masochistic shit: Decide that realism isn’t worth the agony and disable the pain simulation feature. > Go back to hunting weak rats to avoid further injuries: Play it safe and stick to the Clumsy Rats for now. > Continue powering through Agile Rats even if it hurts you a lot: Embrace the challenge and push forward, pain or no pain. > Find a different creature to kill: Look for another type of enemy that might be easier to handle without turning off the feature. > Go do some quests instead: Take a break from combat and focus on exploring other game mechanics. > Write in
>>6149453> Continue powering through Agile Rats even if it hurts you a lot: Embrace the challenge and push forward, pain or no pain. Maybe we'l unlock a special achievement or something this way?
>>6149453>> Continue powering through Agile Rats even if it hurts you a lot: Embrace the challenge and push forward, pain or no pain."You see, I'm not falling for that trope where the guy who can't feel pain steps on a nail or gets stabbed or something and then bleeds out because he didn't notice."Out of character, this will both make us learn how to dodge, and also prepare us for if this game pulls an SAO on us.
>>6149453>Turn off this masochistic shit: Decide that realism isn’t worth the agony and disable the pain simulation feature.
You grit your teeth and press on, determined to tough it out against the Agile Rats despite the constant nips and scratches that set your nerves on edge. Each rat you slay adds to your growing pile of loot, but the strain on your body—even simulated—begins to take its toll. Surprisingly, the pain isn’t as intense as you initially feared. It feels more like a persistent ache, a dull throb in your virtual limbs that mimics the sensation of a sore muscle after a long workout. Each new wound delivers a brief, sharp pulse of discomfort, but it fades quickly into the background, blending into the overall sense of exertion. It’s more distracting than debilitating, and you realize it’s entirely manageable if you keep your focus.“I think I can handle this,” you mutter to your kobold companion. “You sure? You’re moving like you’re carrying a sack of boulders,” your friend replies, watching you stagger after a particularly feisty rat delivers a critical bite. “We could just toggle the pain off, you know.”“No way,” you reply stubbornly, dodging another attack and retaliating with a precise swing of your weapon. “This makes it feel... real. Like I’m actually in the fight.”“Suit yourself,” your companion says with a shrug. “But don’t come crying to me if you collapse under all that pain.”The two of you continue your relentless grind, dispatching Agile Rats one after another. Each kill brings a small sense of satisfaction and progress. By the time your inventory is overflowing with loot and the cumulative penalties to your movement make every step feel like trudging through molasses, you decide to call it. “Let’s find a quiet spot and take stock,” you suggest, leading your battered kobold friend to a calmer corner of the caves. You slump against the cool stone wall and begin sorting through your loot.The haul is impressive. Your inventory is brimming with Rat Fangs and Rat Pelts, basic items useful for crafting and selling. As you sift through the pile, you also notice a few glimmers of something rarer. Each player rolls 3d100, with loot determined by the ranges below: - Small Coin Pouch (3-120): Contains a modest sum of silver coins. - Moldy Cheese (121-200): Regenerates health and mana outside combat slowly. - Agile Essence (201-240): A rare material for speed-enhancing gear. - Uncommon Gear Scrap (241-260): A piece of broken gear with potential for salvage. - Random Consumable (261-280): A valuable healing or stamina item. - Rare Gem Fragment (281-300): A precious component for high-tier crafting or enchanting.And how are you going to heal your wounds?> Wait it out, shouldn't take too long> Look for an NPC that can heal you> Call it a day and sleep with your character to log off, when you come back tomorrow you'll be ok> Go see if there are fetch quests you can do in the mean time> Just go kill a weaker monster that won't harm you> Write in
Rolled 43, 85, 64 = 192 (3d100)>>6150300> Call it a day and sleep with your character to log off, when you come back tomorrow you'll be ok
Rolled 72, 76, 61 = 209 (3d100)>>6150300> Just go kill a weaker monster that won't harm you
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>6150311 1>>6150405 2
Deciding that a safer grind is better for now, you retreat back to the Clumsy Rats. Their complete inability to inflict damage makes them ideal for honing your blade skills without further aggravating your wounds. As you slash through their ranks, you reflect on the game's mechanics. “This game really leans into the grind,” you mutter to your kobold companion, who is enthusiastically skinning another rat.Before he can reply, a pop-up window suddenly fills your vision. “Potion of Experience: Increase skill acquisition by 25%! Only $4.99!”You blink at the intrusive advertisement and let out a frustrated groan. “Ugh, pay-to-win nonsense. I should’ve known.”Your friend snickers. “Better get used to it. These games always find a way to make you open your wallet.”Shaking your head, you close the window and refocus on the task at hand. Despite the monotony, you manage to make steady progress. After grinding through countless Clumsy Rats, your wounds heal thanks to the game’s natural recovery system. However, the loot is underwhelming compared to what the Agile Rats dropped. You’re left with piles of Rat Fangs and Rat Pelts, both lower in quality than before. Amidst the loot, you discover a piece of Moldy Cheese and an Agile Essence.
>>6150917The cheese catches your attention first. The description explains that it restores HP and MP relatively quickly, but only out of combat. Not exactly gourmet fare, but useful nonetheless. You pocket it for emergencies.The Agile Essence, however, is far more intriguing. Checking the guide, you learn that it’s a low-level magical item with two primary uses. It can be consumed for a temporary speed boost, or infused into a weapon or piece of gear to grant a permanent stat enhancement. Your interest piques as you delve deeper into the infusion process. Any ordinary stone can act as a vessel for the essence, turning your plain weapon into something magical. However, the guide includes a warning: once a gem or essence is embedded into a weapon, it severely limits future upgrades. For example, infusing your sword with the Agile Essence would restrict it to further upgrades compatible only with rat or stone-related essences. “Sounds like a commitment,” your companion observes as he reads over your shoulder. “Yeah, and pulling out a gem later sounds like a nightmare,” you reply. “It says here the process risks destroying both the gem and the weapon.”“Maybe just eat the essence,” he suggests. “The speed boost could come in handy for killing tougher stuff.”You weigh your options. On one hand, the Agile Essence is weak and common, so using it now might not be a huge loss. On the other hand, investing it into your weapon could give you a small edge in combat, albeit at the cost of flexibility. “What are you thinking?” your friend asks.You take a deep breath. “Not sure yet, but we’ve got options.”> Find an NPC to sell all your crappy loot: Offload the pelts, fangs, and anything else you don’t need for some quick cash. > Attempt to craft something with this stuff: Try your hand at creating something useful from the materials you’ve collected. > Infuse the essence into something: Commit to enhancing your weapon or gear, accepting the limitations for a power boost.> Consume the essence and resume grinding: Use it for a speed advantage and keep farming for better loot and experience.> Combine with your friend to meet tomorrow and log off: Call it a day, planning to return to the grind refreshed.> Write-in
>>6150918> Find an NPC to sell all your crappy loot: Offload the pelts, fangs, and anything else you don’t need for some quick cash. > Infuse the essence into something: Commit to enhancing your weapon or gear, accepting the limitations for a power boost.
Dead quest?
>>6150965You approach a kobold vendor with a sack full of rat pelts and fangs, your inventory brimming with the spoils of your grind. The vendor, a scruffy-looking kobold with a chipped tooth and an oversized leather apron, greets you with a wide grin. “Well, look at all this! Got a heap of treasures, do ya?” he says, rubbing his hands together eagerly. “I can take that off your claws for some silver. Always in need of crafting materials around here.”You hand over the loot, and he counts out a small pile of silver coins, sliding them across the counter. “By the way,” he continues, “for a bit more coin, I’ve got this fine iron pickaxe. Perfect for mining your own metal and gemstones. Save yourself the trouble of hunting for rats all day.”Intrigued, you ask, “Do you happen to have any gems that I could use to enhance my weapon? Maybe something compatible with this essence I found.” You pull out the Agile Essence to show him.His eyes glint with interest. “Ah, that’s a nifty little find! Well, I do have this small amethyst. If you infuse it into your blade, it’ll grant you a once-a-day healing ability. Useful in tight spots! And if you combine it with that essence there, it’ll make the cooldown on the healing effect a bit shorter. Nice little combo.”Your excitement dims when he adds, “Problem is, all the stuff you brought me? Doesn’t quite cover the cost of this beauty.” He holds up the gem, letting it glint in the dim cave light. “Tell you what, though—I’m starving. You bring me 10 pieces of cheese, and it’s yours. Rats drop the stuff occasionally, so it’s not impossible.”You frown, considering your options. “Is there no other way? Maybe I could trade the essence to sweeten the deal?”He tilts his head, thinking it over. “Hmm. Might be persuaded to knock a bit off the price if you threw in the essence. But not too much—cheese is still on the table.”You glance at the pickaxe he mentioned earlier. “What if I bought that and mined for my own gemstones instead?”He chuckles. “Well, that’s an option too. But finding a gemstone down in those caves isn’t guaranteed. Might take some luck and persistence.”Weighing your choices, you ask, “Would anyone else around here sell gems for less?”The kobold shrugs. “Could be, could be. Not everyone values gems the same. Maybe someone’s got a spare they’re willing to part with on the cheap. Worth poking around.”> Grind rats until you collect 10 pieces of cheese for the amethyst. > Infuse the essence into a random common stone for a quick power boost. > Buy the pickaxe and try your luck mining for a gemstone. > Negotiate with the kobold, offering the Agile Essence as part of the trade for the amethyst. > Search the area for another NPC who might sell gemstones at a better price.
>>6156046I had forgotten about this quest.
>>6160236> Grind rats until you collect 10 pieces of cheese for the amethyst.
>>6160236> Grind rats until you collect 10 pieces of cheese for the amethyst. Let's get that bread, f a m. Err, I mean, that CHEESE.Also, welcome back QM. All well?