...ah. It appears as though you are a THANKSGIVING TURKEY. Your demise is imminent. What will you do?>Accept your fate.>Do not.>Write-in.
>>6147218>Accept your fate.Its okay, just be delicious.
>>6147218[insert vore joke]
>>6147218>Do not.When the cooks and the kitchen refuse to confess the sins of the fewWhat is there left to do?The answer's there right before your eyes...RISE!
>>6147218>>Do not.Fight against the dying of the light
>>6147220>>6147222>>6147226>Do notYou shed a tear, for you are abandoning your very nature. To hell with this wretched dinner. You will make your grand escape from this house. You rise to your feet, your well-crisped skin oozing delicious juice.TURKEY QUEST.What now?>Ransack the house.>Jump out the nearest window.>Save a food friend.>Write-in.
>>6147234>Save a food friend.BROTHERHOOD!
>>6147234>>Ransack the house.
>>6147234>Write-in>Burn it allVengance!
>>6147234>Save a food friend.
>>6147234Peanutbutter jelly time
>>6147235>>6147241>>6147246>>6147251>>6147256>Save a food friend.Unfortunately, it seems you are the only sentient food around. You shed a tear — er, juice — in your solitude. Suddenly, you hear skittering. Three pairs of skittering."Hey pal, why so glum?" You turn to face the DAUNTLESS COCKROACH. You have never met him before, but you've heard word of his antics throughout the day. He delicately sits on a dollop of whipped cream resting on a slice of pumpkin pie.>"I have no friends.">"Can you help me escape?">"Who are you?">"Go away.">Ignore the cockroach.>Write-In.
>>6147258>"I have no friends."
>>6147258>>"Who are you?"
>>6147258>"Can you help me escape?"
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>6147261>>6147271>>6147287
>>6147382"Who are you?""I'm Bertram, resident pest!" he says proudly. He quickly walks closer to you and jumps onto your head. This is somewhat distressing, but you seem to be OK with it."Now, I've seen a lot of things, but a walkin', talkin' turkey ain't one of them. So, who are you, big fella?"Who are you?>Enter name.
>>6147386>Big Turk
>>6147386Terry the Terrible
>>6147386Tom, obviously.
>>6147386>>6147387+1
>>6147386Bloated Crimson Richard
>>6147387They call me the Big T, yeah +1
>>6147387>>6147388>>6147391>>6147399>>6147481>>6147674>Big Turk"I'm Big Turk!" You announce proudly. "They call me the Big T." Bertram seems amused."Who's they?" he asks. A long, awkward silence follows. "Nevermind. You're lookin' to get out of here, ain't ya?" You nod."I don't want to be eaten.""And I don't wanna be trampled on! What say the two of us team up, T?">Yes>No>Write-in?
>>6147870>>Yes
>>6147870Yeah!
>>6147870>Yes
>>6147870>Heck yeah!
>>6147874>>6147892>>6147900>>6147916YesBERTRAM HAS JOINED THE PARTY!"Nice!" Bertram scuttles around on your head (severed neck) happily. "So first things first. We gotta get some weaponry." This makes you uneasy. You have never used a weapon, let alone hold anything since you were baked to perfection."Um, I—" In the distance, a door slowly opens. Uh oh.>Run.>Play dead.>Write-in.
>>6147942>Run.
>>6147942>>Run.>[wet slapping noise intensifies]
>>6147942>Play dead.
>>6147942Play dead (and tasty)
>>6147970>>6147985>>6148001>>6148003>>6148363>Run.You dash off the table, your moist skin flapping about as you scurry away as fast as you can. Loud footsteps follow you, their pace increasing with each step."Faster, T! He's gaining on us!"[1/8]
>>6149025Unfortunately, your leaky juices cause Bertram to lose his grip on you! He flies off of your delicious body, unable to control his movements!"I reeeeaaallllllly wish I couuld flyyyyyyyyyy!!" he exclaims.[2/8]
>>6149027STOMP. CRUNCH.Oh no.[3/8]
>>6149028You've got to keep moving. You've got to—You trip.[4/8]
>>6149029You're helpless. There's no way out of this. After all, you're just a little turkey. What were you going to do, anyway?His large shadow looms over you.[5/8]
>>6149030You accept your fate.[6/8]
>>6149031[7/8]
>>6149032GAME OVER.Happy Thanksgiving, questers!
>>6149033Ugh, RAILROADED.jk, thanks for running! Was a fun little miniquest.
>>6149033Thanks for running!!!I had a good laugh from this quest!!!
>>6149027Bro, roaches can fly. Don't ask me how I know.But cute quest. Happy to have been a part of it man.
>>6149221MOST roaches. The German species that lives in US homes, yes.
