You wake up in a room with a small stool, a large artillery shell and a barred window.What'chu gonna do?
>>6149613Ponder your lack of arms
>>6149614Say again?
>>6149616Ponder your lack of a second arm
>>6149618Ponder what exactly?
>>6149622I don't know. You're some kind of frog/fish/webbed creature, but you seem pretty okay in this dry dirty prison cell.
>>6149613what's under the stool
>>6149643Clearly nothing.
>>6149647Inspect mysterious 4th wall
>>6149650There's some writing. You're not exactly sure why it's there.
>>6149653Holy shit that artillery shell has a face
>>6149655The shell grows legs and stands up to face you.Watyugunna dou?
>>6149667HIT IT WITH THE STOOL
>>6149676+1
>>6149676Motion seconded, such an abomination should not be tolerated. Abhor simulacrums of life.
>>6149667ask for his grain load
>>6149716You're right. 147 grain gets a pass, like Swayze.
>>6149676You ready yourself to bash this metal aberration, but something occurs.(1/3)
The shell starts to whimper. It grows arms and wraps them around itself in fear.(2/3)
>>6149724You're not exactly sure how, but the shell starts crying loudly, and cowers in the corner. It's actually kind of unsettling.(3/3)
>>6149727Yell out, "That's right! Bow before... FrUmEnTuLa!"
>>6149727Shove a hand in the aberration's mouth and harvest its sweet grain/shrapnel balls. This simulacrum will not need it
>>6149728Is... is that actually your name?That's the dumbest name you've ever heard.
>>6149736Do it now! Shove a hand in its mouth and steal its insides, concern yourself naught with names!
>>6149737There's no way in hell you're sticking your beautiful webbed hands in anyone's filthy mouth. Disgusting.
>>6149741Fine, use the stool to check outside the window.You might be squishy enough to squirm through the bars.
>>6149742You can't squish yourself through these bars, because you're not exactly a squishable individual, but you can see something now atop this stool...(To be continued, 'cause I gotta sleep. Keep this thread alive.)
I still want to hit the artillery shell
>>6149753Change to a first person perspective.
>>6149753Can't we just smash the shell against the wall head first? That should trigger the explosive mechanism.
>>6149753Just ask the artillery shell what his name is>>6149790>>6149941Can you psychopaths contain yourself for a second.
Here's a teaser so you guys don't think I'm dead. I'll be a bit busy today (a trip with my grandfather), so I hope to be back around the evening in Pacific Standard Time to draw the next panels.>>6150088It's a she.While I'm gone, you guys can give suggestions for what the shell's name should be, and I'll pick the one I think is best.
Shelly. The basic name.
>>6150137A target. We should tell the shell to explode and kill that guy.
>>6150137>It's a sheSex with the artillery shell
>>6150137>>6150146Shelly Gunter, born and raised a Shetlander way back in WW2 as part of the British response to operation Sea Lion, she was promised to a 155mm M1 gigachad artillery cannon. However, it was never meant to be. The Nazis chickened out of doing anything beyond dropping a few bombs and rockets, as the RAF cucked her out of her destined BANG of a lifetime. Eventually, her betrothed was shipped off to fight in Korea while she languished in a forgotten warehouse in Birmingham, shittiest of all shitholes, alone and miserable. She later learned he died to a Chinese Dare To Die corpsman whose mother, wife, sister, and daughter were all raped by the same communist party member.Go ahead, harvest her of her grains, you vile beast. They've probably long since clumped up from the humidity and sprouted yeast, if not mushrooms. She's got no hope for a future anyhow. Hell she probably won't even trigger if you slammed at her fuze with a sledgehammer. She's expired goods, barely fit for a museum. The only reason she never blew her brains out was guilt at not wanting to set a bad example for her .303 grand nieces next door.
>>6151197That shell looks and acts too young to be a hag like that. Some broken old hag wouldn't cry because a dude lifted a stool.
>>6151208PTSD
>>6151210Why would someone who wants to die get PTSD from a stool? I don't believe it.
>>6151211Do you think people who get PTSD from firecrackers cannot be suicidal or something?
>>6151230Not like that, no. That's way too young behavior.
>>6151153You don't deserve her.>>6150137You see some tall guy standing in a room pretty similar to yours. Who the hell is he?(1/3)
>>6150088You walk over to the shell and ask it what it's name is.(2/3)
>>6151481She responds in a barely audible tone with "Shelly".(3/3)
>>6151482"Do you know where we are, Shelly?"If she answer something dumb like "a room" I'm going to vote for bashing her with a chair.
>>6151484Don't be mean to her.
>>6151482Apologize for the chair thing, ask what she's in for.
>>6151484>>6151499(Combining these two)You apologize, and ask her where you and her are.She's not exactly sure, she can only remember her name and some very blurry but horrible things.(1/2)
>>6151515After a pause, she thanks you for apologizing.
>>6151516Well, now that we're good, let's start again. Properly introduce ourselves, and ask if she has any idea for their situation.
>>6151516Great, now I feel bad. Alright.Ask her if knows anything about the guy next door and if she saw how we came into this room. I assume she was already in the room before we got here.
>>6151471>"Nice haircut"
turn 360 degrees and walk away from the shell
>>6157544So you're moon walking?
