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OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)

Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde.

You've just cleared out a major Barbarian encampment, stopping their siege on a nearby city. Currently the party is basking in victory.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6160416 (OP)
Inspect the camp like the loot goblin that you are. Nothing of value will remain, all must be sold to the vendor for big money!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6160416 (OP)
The party is greeted by the near by villagers thanking heroes on their victory. They want to have a party!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6160417
Surely you can scrounge up something valuable from these savages
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6160420
Common big money!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6160420
THE BIGGEST OF MONIES!
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>>6160421
Anon winning big so soon?! That can't be right
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6160424
All OP's must die.
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>>6160426
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6160427
Command Grab him! He has stolen the loot!
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>>6160428
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6160432
Take the loot from this O(bese) P(unk)
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6160432
Now shake him upside down and get out loot back
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6160432
Keep slamming! He has to drop the loot eventually!
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>>6160433
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6160438
The party crowds around it expectantly as Firemane goes to open it...
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6160438
Open the chest
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>>6160441
>>6160442
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6160449
IT'S....!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6160449
It's the legendary legend item of legend!
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>>6160453
YOU FOUND:
- A bunch of still intact skulls that barbarians use as helmets. These are the ones that survived the thrashing you and the party gave the barbarians.
- Bags of golds and various precious gems. no doubt taken from the villages and towns they ransacked
- Buncha rocks
- Ancient artifact of evil
- A fully cooked chicken
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6160461
Holy fuck it's a fully cooked chicken!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6160461
chicken
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6160461
Surely this ancient artifact can be used for good! Let's try it on a random villager!
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>>6160467
>>6160466
Right? You didn't even know barbarians can cook!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6160471
These skulls would go great on our wagon!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6160471
Chicken IS good.
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>>6160473
It is clearly the most valuable thing here. You should keep it. And leave the rest to the party
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6160482
Do that
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6160482
But of course. Then we can have a fancy, totally not romantic at all dinner with our disciple once we get back.
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>>6160484
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>>6160491
Oh you boys
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6160491
Man, that was a great decision.

Anyway, let's go back. This adventure has gone on for long enough.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6160491
>>6160493
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>>6160493
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6160506
What's FoG doing?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6160506
Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!

Man we got through this thread real quick, good job guys. See you in two months.
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>>6160507
Punching rocks
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6160511
Okay, well, is there anything left to do? Or we can finally end the mission?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6160511
Party?
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>>6160514
Party?....Yes. You should gather your party and return to the guild. Indeed.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6160515
Ok do that
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>>6160515
>>6160516
Damn, Captcha ate my image. But first,a conundrum. You took victory last thread via launching your magical sentient wagon "Shitfucker" through a barbarian golem. So now you gotta go find it if you wanna travel anywhere
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6160517
Just whistle so it magically spawns behind you.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6160518
Surely it won't be that easy. What is this. an open world adventure game?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6160520
Yeah it's that easy.
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>>6160521
Nothing happens
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6160522
Alright go find it.
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>>6160524
"I think it blasted off thattaway. Conveniently also in the same direction of the guild"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6160526
WALK
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>>6160527
Boy I sure hope we don't run into any random encounters
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6160530
RUN SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RANDOM ENCOUNTERS
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6160531
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6160532
GO GO GO
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>>6160533
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6160534
Alright, where's our kart?
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>>6160535
IT'S....MY GOD!...ROLL 1d100 and the higher the result the better!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6160537
JOHN CENAAAAA
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>>6160538
Oh hey it's right over there, with nothing next to it
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>6160539
Get in, we ride.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6160539
Sweet!
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>>6160540
>>6160541
Wagon re-acquired. Commenced traveling.

And I uh, gotta sleep. it's 4:30 AM. Probs will continue when I wake up. See yas.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6161957
Stop at the McKnight for some fast food.
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>>6161958
"Welcome to Mcknight, may I take your order?"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6161963
'Uhh yeah, can I get a number 7 with breast milk.. I MEAN REGULAR MILK PLEASE HEY WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT'
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>>6161967
Stare of Judgement
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6161968
Okay we'll get a Looters Crate for Ezekiel, Double Wizard will have two Number Nine large with extra dip and Fist of God will have the Crusader Meal. Aside from our Number 7, of course.
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>>6161970
"Would you like to order extra Knightly Fries with your orders so you'd get a free Happy Knight Toy?"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6161973
Ezekiel tries (very poorly) to hide the fact that he really wants the toy.
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>>6161974
"HELL YEAH WE WOULD----I uh mean, yeah we should get the extra fries. I'm uh, extra hungry right now, yeah."
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6161977
Yeah we'll take the extra fries.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6161977
Or at least those apple pies
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>>6161979
>>6161980
Fucking compooter crapped itself. Anyhoo, fries? And some pies too?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6162006
what flavor?
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>>6162007
"Well, we got Chivalric Cherry, Paladin Peach, and Avalon Apple "
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>>6162013
Avalon Apple will do. Now, what the total cost for all of it?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6162013
>>6162017
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6162013
Give us a coffee to spill on double wizards crotch
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>>6162021
"Of course, ma'am, the total is..."

Conveniently the exact same amount of gold you just looted from the barbarians
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6162024
man fast food has been getting expensive
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>>6162024
Wait a minute, my ward said no pickles!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6162027
>>6162024
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>>6162028
"Yes. No Pickles. Noted."
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6162030
Collect the food, check the order is right and all there, then if so pay the knight.
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>>6162030
>>6162036
This
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6162036
There shouldn't be any errors...
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6162046
What's this here?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6162046
Mmm...
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>>6162048
>>6162049
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6162051
Wait a minute what's the fien print here
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>>6162060
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6162069
Alert the staffer about these billing issues
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>>6162075
"What...billing issues?"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6162078
TAKE OFF HIS MASK
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>>6162102
"Whoah there, calm down. I'm just a lowly fast food worker. No need to get angry"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6162106
We have another hand, unrestrained.

We have a companion, unrestrained.

That mask is coming off.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6162125
"Oh shit"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6162177
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME TODD
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>>6162178
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6162182
He runs away while the actual cashier comes back from his break
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>>6162183
"Oh hey, Welcome to McKnights. Can I take your order? Hope you didn't have to wait too long"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6162185
>>6162017
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>>6162187
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6162189
How horrible, can we even pay that
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>>6162194
Yeah it's just the entire gold you looted from the barbarian encampment
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>>6162204
Goddammit.

Okay, you know what, just get the stuff for the others since WE have the BIG ASS CHICKEN we stole from the camp. We can eat CHICKEN instead of burger.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6162207
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>>6162207
>>6162208
And that comes up as....830 G.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6162210
Okay FINE

Ezekiel better like that toy...
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>>6162214
"...Thank you Miss Firemane. I owe you my life"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6162217
All the others get cool stuff
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>>6162218
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6162223
Those 100 gold are yours, finad something to buy while you eat your chicken
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6162223
the mkkk grand wizard
lets spend the rest of the villagers stolen money
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>>6162225
BUt waht about turning in the quest so you'd get MORE gold
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6162229
Good idea, let's go.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6162229
arent we in debt? theyll just take our hard earned money
lets spend everything first
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

i kind of want a drawing of Firemane eating a burger and when she bites into it the sauce spills down on her breasts
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>>6162230
>>6162231
Just don't tell em about the extra cash, ez

>>6162232
'Course you do
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6162236
Okay, let's get da money. Eat the chicken in one bite and go.
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>>6162237
Are you sure you can devour this delicious chicken in one go?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6162239
In one bite.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6162239
Yes, all of it.
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>>6162241
You know not what power you're messing with, Firemane
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6162244
You will submit to MY power, lowly chicken!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6162245
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6162246
big talk for an already dead chicken
just accept your place and be consumed
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6162246
Perish, fool!
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>>6162247
>>6162248
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6162251
This chicken is stil a littlel raw, roast it more.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6162246
Chicken
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6162251
youll see whos laughing when you start dissolving in stomach acid
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6162253
HOW DARE THIS POULTRY
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6162257
Smells good.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6162257
correction time
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>>6162259
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6162263
Now eat it with gusto!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6162263
killed and cauterized
now we can devour the even more delicious chicken in one go
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>>6162269
Yeah cuz it's uh...more compact now, yeah
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6162281
atleast it has learned its lesson
lets head back to the guild and our mountain of debts to move the plot forward
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>>6162283
"Firemane. here to deliver the good news?" asked the Guildman.

Chew the chicken in a way that bits and pieces fly into his face? Y/N
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6162281
Concentrated. Bite-sized.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6162285
Nah, eat the whole thing. MAKE NO WASTE.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6162285
>>6162286
We killed the barbarians, and found out that double witch is back from the dead or whatever she went to
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>>6162288
"Yeah---I---just---what was that----wizard?----I----hrrmmm----"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6162294
Quest is done. Gib reward plox.
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>>6162295
"Right. Of course. I'm not quite sure what you said back their due to how much you rattled my helmet with your....I don't even know what bits. But word did get sent that you saved the city. Here's your gold, with the guild's cut already taken, of course. Go prepare for the next quest. The barbarians are still out there"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6162305
I think we deserve a lil' break and get a down-time after we finished like 4 quests at once. I'm certain the other have stuff to do too.
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>>6162307
"The lord's holy work is never done. But I do need some time to recuperate, and I'm sure you all do too. You know where to find me if you need me"

"And I'll just be heading to the local archives to....meditate. Yeah. Meditate....DOUBLE Meditation"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6162316
Guess it's just us, then, Ezekiel?

It's the perfect opportunity for a date. Don't waste the chance, Firemane.
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>>6162320
"Yeah! I'm ready for more training, Miss Firemane! We'll show those barbarians who's boss!"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6162326
Haha, yeah...training.

Well, uh, this ultra-special-training is gonna take a while to make, so be sure to go and get ready for it while we set it up. Go wash off all the barbarian corpse smell.
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>>6162330
"Okay. I'll see you later then. Find me in the guild hall. See ya miss Firemane"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6162336
Okay, Firemane, you have the opportunity for a nice date with your boy before all hell breaks loose and the apocalypse begins or whatever. You need to think of an idea QUICK!!!!
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>>6162340
Honestly you never gotten this far before. Oh shit. What DO you do on a date?

All you can think of is variations of "Take him to a wagon race or something"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6162346
Okay, okay, let's think. You've spent plenty of time with Ezekiel. Surely you remember at least one time he's talked of something he'd like to do???
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6162350
Roll against your own memory
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6162353
le funny roll 1
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>>6162356
Wait of course! That's right, during your training up on Fire mountain. Ezekiel mentioned that he was into....
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6162361
Hey, if i was creative enough to think of something like that, i'd be making my own quest.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6162361
dont look at me i just got here
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>>6162365
>>6162367
"Pssst. I heard he's super into The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim."
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6162374
BEGONE, TODD!

Let's just pick somethin easy, like...I don't know, some random samurai knight animated series on Knightflix he enjoys.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6162374
damn you todd even in my quests you come to distribute yet another version of skyrim
is he into figurines or toys given his totally not excitement before?
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>>6162384
Ah yes of course! You remember now. He sometimes mention his interest in those figures? dolls? models? Of knights and warriors. Especially the ones that comes in parts so you can build yourself. He called em...uh...Knight..Pla. Yeah KnightPla. Totes
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6162403
TO THE KNIGHTPLA STORE! THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE!

Time to put the gold we saved to use
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6162403
Okay so we have to take him to the classiest model shop in town. We need to dress the part! Quickly, storm to our wardrobe and look for a nice dress to wear.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>6162409
Wait, would the date be making the gunpla? Or would it be buying it? I'm not sure.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6162414
Ooops, that's a d10, not a d100
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6162403
wait is he really a kid? firemane you sick girl
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>>6162416
Kid is just his nickname. Ezekiel is totally, 100% legal. Certified.
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>>6162417
DOUBT
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>>6162416
His nickname's Kid. Also, you sayin' dudes can't be into plastic models? HUH? Anon?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6162421
Yeah, you tell him OP!!!

Anyway, I guess anon is right, we should probably buy the thing with Ezekiel instead of just getting whatever. So let's go get firemane prettied up for a date! We don't wanna smell like barbarian corpses either.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6162421
>implying implications
we should paint figurines together
it would make a killer date
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6162421
stop hiding your vtuber plastic models
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>>6162422
Not to worry, Firemane. Due to your fire...mane, the barbarian corpses sticking to you doesn't smell like usual barbarian corpses.

They smell like burned barbarian corpses
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6162433
Well, what are you waiting for? TO THE CLEANING CHAMBER!
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>>6162433
We should increase our allure and set a good example by giving ourselves a good polish
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>>6162438
Washing in progress. please hold
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6162441
Not even a shower curtain shot? Booo!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6162441
Wow we get no fan service, how far you have fallen OP.
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>>6162443
>>6162447
Well it's simple anon. We have to tease the fanservice. We have to imply it. So that you'd be asking for the real thing.

But mostly it's because it's 3 AM and i'm tired and lazy
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6162451
Okay, well, I guess i can save the fanservice for the date. Let's have Firemane prepare herself until then.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6162451
i will be expecting nothing less than a microbikini armor then
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>>6162452
On that note. Imma pass out now. As it is 3AM. Continue bread....whenever I can continue bread.
Nighty night


Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6162457
cute knees
thanks for breading
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Now I kinda wanna see Firemane without a helmet. I hate it when they leave that sort of reveal for the finale.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6162457
Oh dear fellow thread watchers, it appears someone has stolen Firemane's clothes from this bath! This must mean that she now has to go on a comical adventure hiding her naked body to find them before her big date with Ezekiel!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6163218
Who the hell wears the same dirty clothes after a bath? Surely she must've stashed away a fresh change of clothes somewhere nearby...
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6163840
You're thinking small. This is a Date. That means Firemane has to put on her DATE ARMOR to utterly swoon Ezekiel.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6163218
Oh my God! My Dice God, my one Supreme God, my Barbarian God! Anything but this!
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>>6162457
Nighty knight???? Where?????
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>>6162457
Merry Christmas, OP!
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>>6165192
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6167161
Boy I sure hope there isn't a snowy chill that will create a festive atmosphere and drive our young compatriot physically closer to us for warmth against the cold air haha
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>>6167165
Yeah wouldn't that be something, huh anon
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6167168
Let dress up for our supposed 'date' with Kid. Now what to wear. . .
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>>6167174
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6167178
We've gotta have finer wear, a nicer jacket or something
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6167178
we may need to buy a bow or something
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>>6167189
A bow? How would that help
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6167191
Let's just take a deeper peak into the closet
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>>6167194
Let's see...there's the jacket from when you were part of a wagon racing gang
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6167201
Your first actual wagon too...you miss it so much
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6167201
Nah that ain't workin. Surely we have something more casual.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6167201
reminisce
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>>6167204
Ah yes. The days when you ruled the streets with your gang of fellow Knights of Fire
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6167205
No wizard nerds were safe from our harassment
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>>6167206
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6167207
Ah, the good ol' days.

But uh, you sure that whole style still fits? >>6167201 looks like you're wearing a sarashi instead of a shirt.
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>>6167208
Good times. Shame that the gang broke up when everyone else got their own young hero to look after before you d---ahem, I mean. Yes less look at other options. For example, something much more casual
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6167211
By fitting i meant like literally fitting in your body, if that thing was supposed to be a shirt it really shrunk or you really grew

Anyway, casual is nice, but it won't do you any good for a first date. You need to wear something that'll make Ezekiel swoon!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6167211
Too casual
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>>6167212
>>6167213
Of course, something less casual
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6167214
Maybe show a little bit more skin? Don't you have like, some cute clothes good for dates you were given as a gift but never wore because you never needed to and that's totally not sad or anything?
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>>6167216
Well there's this dress that's been lying in your closet for a while...
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6167217
Well, that is pretty nice...though it feels a *bit* too formal. You're not going to a grand ball. It's close though. Try thinking of something truly fitting...something neither too casual nor too formal, and also showing skin.

I'm totally not saying this so I can see firemane in different clothing, hehehe
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>>6167219
There's also this "armor set" that the Optimal Armor Knight gifted you. An "armor set" that you deliberately ignore most of the time
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6167222
Wait, I KNOW!!!!

Fuse this with the first set. You take this armor. And then you put on the shorts, and jacket.
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>>6167223
Hmmm, I wonder why you'd pick this combination anon.
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>>6167228
Might be too cold for that, let's just fall back to sweater and keep the optimized set on hand if things go well
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6167228
Because it's hot. But fine, you can button it up while you're outside. Only Ezekiel and us, the spectator should have the right to see her FLAMIN' ABS
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6167228
Just go in your pyjamas
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6167229
>>6167228
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>>6167232
You know, we could have just buttoned up the suit instead of using the sweater.
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>>6167232
Keepin' it casaul huh
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6167236
Carry along. Let head back to the Guild Hall. To see Night Knight sister chatting with Kid.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6167236
Alright, *fine*

just remember to wear the sexy armor fit inside.
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>>6167237
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6167239
Ask her what she's doing here while staring a hole through her.
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>>6167241
"What? Can't I congratulate my childhood friend on a quest well done?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6167244
Well your CHILDHOOD FRIEND is going to go on a DATE i mean AN OUTING with HIS TEACHER now.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6167244
Night Knight's Sister is a childhood friend to Kid? Good, everyone knows the childhood friend never gets the boy
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>>6167246
"Who knows. What if they decided to subvert expectations this time? Hothead?"

She said hothead like it's a slur somehow
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6167247
I don't think so, nighty. Now scram before I put you to sleep
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>6167247
Then why aren't YOU his teacher, huh DUSKY???
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>>6167249
As Firemane and Night Knightess flings slurs at eachother, I uh, gotta go somewheres. Bread on hold until I'm donezo.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6167251
Damn, a bit too late and a wrong roll. Dusky is a great insult, though.
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>>6167252
Is Ezekiel angry here? His eyebrows are turned down.
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>>6167252
Why do my neurons spark looking at fireamane?
I hope she is aggressive during snuggle sessions.
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>>6167277
Moment ruined for him.
Now he will never get to touch boob.
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>>6167277
It's just the shape of his headgear, trust
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>>6167277
He's not angry, he's trying to think really hard over why they're fighting.

Could it be that he's getting past his protagonist density??
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>>6167285
>I can change the plot of this if I simply take control of Op's mind and GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>6167301
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>>6168136
waiting
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>>6168138
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6168139
in female knight fights, the goal is to remove the mask
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>>6168148
"It is? Are you sure, mysterious guild member from offscreen?"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6168150
Yes, something to do with pride and somesuch, you ever seen a knight without a mask
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>>6168152
"Hmmmm, you're right, can't say I have. Who are you, mysterious offscreen guild member? That you are so wise in the ways of knights?"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6168153
It's me the [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]
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>>6168154
THE...

A. Knight. The basic one
B. Berserker Knight
C. Automaton Knight
D. Mysterious Hooded Figure

I gotta go out for a bit, so uh, feel free to mull this over
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6168157
E. Clown knight
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6168157
F: Amazonian Knight
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6168157
A - John Knight, the Knight. Just Knight.

Because not everyone has a gimmick.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6168157
A. Completely Normal Knight
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>>6168168
>>6168170
Could this be?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6168171
Is that... John Chivalry?
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>>6168172
JOHN CHIVALRY?!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6168174
Also known as no-gimmicks knight. He can neutralize the powers of any other knight and fight him on equal terms
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>>6168176
WOAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6168179
Ask for an autograph, boy
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>>6168180
"Here, sir. Would you mind signing my scroll?"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6168181
Admire his knightliness in signing while Firemane continues to fight with your childhood friend
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>>6168183
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6168188
Anyway, it's time for John Knight Man to break up the fight and give those two an earful about acting like barbarians in front of an impressionable young squire.
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>>6168189
"Now now, ladies. We must not act like barbarians. Especially in front of an impressionable young squire. You must set a positive example for the new generation"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6168191
The very model of chivarly.

Which to any other knight means he's insufferable and likes to lecture for HOURS.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6168191
Yeah, well, Firemane was just about to GO. Because SHE has an actual outing with her disciple. Come on, Ezekiel, let's go.

I don't know how you can be smug from underneath a helmet but i imagine Firemane would be so.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6168191
Fem knights turn to jelly for J. chiv.
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>>6168195
Meanwhile, John Chivalry launches into one of his (in)famous hours long lectures on proper knightly conduct
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6168199
Anyway, now that the BITCH is gone, it's time for us to go on our outing, Kid. I'm sure you'll like it.
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>>6168200
"Oh yeah. Where are we going Miss Firemane? Some more training?"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6168203
Ah, this is a very important training: rest! As a Knight, you gotta know how to take it easy and enjoy your time off even if the world is at risk of an apocalyptical event and everything's probably going to go to hell very soon.

That's why we're going to buy one of those KnightPla you really like and then build one. In our quarters. Together. Alone.
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>>6168204
"WE'RE GOING TO BUY KNIGHTPLA?!---I uh mean, yeah alright. That sounds great!"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6168205
Firemane tries to suppress her desire to blush from the cuteness and just starts walking more quickly to the KnightPla store.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6168205
Yeah yeah kid you got it. Take this cash and buy that thing. I'll have a smoke outside in the meantime
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>>6168207
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6168209
To the store! Let's see their selections...
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>>6168210
Ay yo what the fuck, Night Knight has a kit? And you don't?! What a travesty!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6168212
Of course a SELL-OUT like NightKnight would SELL OUT to a company.

Anyway, let's find a kit Ezekiel would like. Preferably something that won't completely bankrupt us.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6168212
Well, of course. They've already sold out of OUR kit.
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>>6168214
Yes of course, that gotta be it. Definitely, let's look at some other kits...
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6168216
Ask Ezekiel which one he'd like to do.
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>>6168217
"There's just so many, I dunno what to pick!"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6168216
Buy the collectors edition mob knight stuff
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6168222
Let's go for something that's not ridiculously costly, then.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>6168222
Mob. Knight. Get it
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>>6168225
What is it about the mob knight Collection that draws you in so? How mysterious
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6168230
Well, I guess it looks kinda cool. We can go with that. This is just an excuse to get closer to our dear disciple after all.
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>>6168236
"You want one of the Mob Knight kits? If you get both you get a 20% on the second one"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6168240
Alright, how much do they cost?
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6168240
I'll take them. The price is irrelevant
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>>6168242
"Ah, then it's..."

Somehow the exact same amount of the gold you earned as a reward for the last quest
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6168246
>Haggle!
Time to show our affinity towards hot deals and fire-sale prices
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6168248
"M'aam, all prices are non-negotiable"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6168250
Aaaaare they?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6168251
"C-company policy s-says they are!"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6168253
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaare they?
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>>6168254
"Y-YES! YES THEY ARE!"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6168257
Well, that's not fair, i succeeded the first check! How come you can win the roloff with one failure? I should get a partial success.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6168260
"Are...are you haggling with the dice?"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6168257
It has come to this...
Show him THE COUPON
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6168263
No, I am haggling with the invisible hand of the market
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6168263
Give me the discount, retail boy
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>>6168265
"Oh fuck how did she see me"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6168268
POWERS....

POLITICAL POWERS!

Now give me a discount, fool
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>>6168269
Alright, Retail Knight, looks like you'll have to give this crazy bitch a discount. Do you...

A. Just give her the discount so your headache goes away

or

B. Flip out and start attacking

or

C. Cause a distraction somehow and dip when she isn't looking
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6168273
She's got fuckin' fire in her head, maaan. If you try to attack or flee she might burn your ass. That ain't wroth it. Give the lady her discount.
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>>6168274
"FFFFFFFFffffffine. You get a 30% discount. But that's all!"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6168278
That stacks with the 20% off for the second one. . . right?
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>>6168280
".....hrrrgghhhhh yes"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6168282
Alright, pay him
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>>6168285
"...thank you for your patronage"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6168293
Heeey, Ezekiel, I got your KnightPla! Now let's go back to our room in the guild so we can build it.
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>>6168297
"Woooooaaaah.This is gonna be awesome! Thanks Miss Firemane! Now all we have to do is make our way back to the guild. Just a few steps away. Yep. Nothing can go wrong between here and then."
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6168303
And then nothing did, because Firemane emitted an "If anybody tries something I will make hell look like the north pole" aura and all the shenanigans were scared away.
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>>6168304
"Damn" said the cancelled sidequests. Which includes Bandits, an escaped experiment, Ezekiel's Adventurer School Bully and Shamur'ath the Terror from the 8th Dimension
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6168308
Yes, and the plot twist that the tentacle guy was the bully would have been great, but if they try to interfere in Firemane's date, she's turning them into deep-fried villain.

To the quarters!
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>>6168311
As you return to the hall, John Chivalry is STILL not done with his lecture.

And OP gotta go sleep. We'll continue tomorrow.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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OP we need a new multiplayer qst after this. A civ one maybe.
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>>6168319
I want to see John Chivalry FUCK Dusky (after a happy relationship culminating in marriage)
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>>6168406
A fair and reasonable thought, my good anon, but if you'd allow me to be more ambitious, i would like to propose the following scenario: Firemane and Night Sister, in a threesome with Ezekiel, 'competing' to see who can do him better.
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>>6168414
What you propose is not ambition, but degendarcy. Now what I would accept is side by side missionary for the purpose of procreation, John x Dusky, Firemane x Ezekiel. Maybe Firemane and Dusky competing.
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>>6168319
Where the thread?
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>>6168918
I forgot to press post, my b
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6168919
Anyway...back to the room! Firemane's room. The room where she is alone. With her disciple. The disciple she likes. In her room. And they're alone.
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>>6168921
Oh my
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>>6168921
I'm sure they'll be engaging in wholesome activities. Like helping eachother build a model kit
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6168930
Oh wow! Man with no game Model! He's got mustache action and everything!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6168930
Hey Firemane, you should switch into that fusion suit now that you're back home. No reason to wear a sweater inside. Tell Ezekiel to get started unpacking while you change.
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>>6168934
>fusion suit
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6168940
That's an battle suit.

You know the one I'm talking about.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6168940
Glad you are comfortable, wanna play skelemetroid!?
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>>6168943
You suddenly have a vision. A vision of some great mystery. The mystery of....y can't skele crawl
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6168950
You have to have the skeleball to go through there, firemane!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6168950
Just drop and crawl.
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>>6168952
Skele...ball?....SKELETON BALL. SKELETON WARRIORS. DA DA DA DA DA DA
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6168958
Well, I didn't get that joke.

Anyhow, back to the date, and Firemane with the special clothing that shows her abs.
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>>6168961
"The what now?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6168966
You heard me, I will not be denied my bikini armor and jacket combo!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6168966
Nevermind that. Lets build that thing.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6168966
The abs to help sand down some of those model parts for you
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6168966
It's a shirt with abs drawn on it
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>>6168970
"The what combo---"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6168979
Play race cars on her abs.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6168979
Hell yeah

Time to put on your best firemane charm.
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>>6168980
Yeah, time to play race cars on her abs Ki--Hey Kid. Damn. He needs a minute to catch up right now
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6168985
ASTRAL FINISH
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6168985
Did we do it???? Did we break through the protagonist density curse???
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>>6168987
That or you knocked him out and fried his brain
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6168990
Just too hot, I'm afraid
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6168990
I'd ask if she tried turning him off and on, but I think he's quite turned on already!
>Ba dum ts
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>>6168990
DISTORTION FINISH
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6168997
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6168990
Firemane cool him down with a kissu
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>>6168999
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6169015
Oh no, now we have to rest his head on our lap and wait until he regains consciousness...what a shame.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6169015
Now what? Do we, like, kiss him? Check the pulse? Leave him as a quaint coat hanger?
Reveal ourselves to be a traitor all along and kill him?
Probably not the last one, that guy stinks
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>>6169018
Yeah. That one sounded kinda

sus
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6169025
Omae wa mou shindeiru
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6169025
The only 'betrayal' her is that this was never about building knightpla. It was about building LOVE!!!!!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6169031
Come on, OP, this is fantasy setting, plastic hasn't been invented yet, don't act so surprised
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6169031
You do not yet realize the depths of my SCHEMES. In time, you will. Now let us carry on, and help Ezekiel get refreshed.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6169031
Naw it was about knightpla. Reboot the kid and try again!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6169031
Lets just build that stupid thing to cheer ezekiel up and call it a night
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>>6169039
Anon, he's knocked out, not depressed.
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Firemane deserves better, poor girl.
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>>6169043
What's wrong with Ezekiel? He's cool.
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>>6169039
Well he doesn't needs cheering up exactly. Just needed a moment to reboot. The real conundrum is how do you even build this shit. So confusing
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6169048
Hey kid, I think we're gonna be here all night. Just look at this piece of shit. I don't think the designers really want you to finish it
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6169048
Don't they have an instruction manual? Man, what does Ezekiel even like in doing this?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6169048
Start doing it wrong on purpose, literally always works on men
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6169048
Try chewing it
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6169048
Call tech support
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>>6169050
These words are indecipherable. E2? G-1? These are all made up words. Clearly warriors like Ezekiel uses this as some sort of meditation method. Like those monks that work on some mind numbing mundane tasks repeatedly without end to calm themselves
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6169057
Okay, this ain't gonna work out. We need to find a way to wake him up. Smelling salts? A bucket of cold water? A true love's kiss?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6169057
The thingies you have to cut, Firemane, look at them they have to be numbers there
Its like our uncle always said "THE NUMBERS, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. AAAAAARGH"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6169057
What if we got a monk to help us with it?
And maybe marry firemane and shounen here....
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>>6169058
Indeed, a sloppy true love's kiss will definitely wake him. With some tongue to---ahem, I mean. Let's review your options here:

A. Smelling salts
B. Bucket of water
C. True love's kiss
D. Just shake him a lil
E. Start building the kit wrong, he will immediately re-awaken to correct you
F. Remind him of the time back on Fire Mountain and let his ingrained training kick in
G. Watch him sleep until he wakes up like a creep
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6169072
I really wanna vote for C, but our first kiss should be one he remembers. So i'll go with F
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6169072
H.Poke him until he wakes up
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6169072
H. Shiko in his face.
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>>6169080
You mean like...literally stomp on his face? Or aggressively stand over him?
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>>6169080
We don't speak moon here, weeb
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6169084
Teabag him then.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6169086
L-lewd...
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6169084
I googled it, OP, what I'm getting is some anime girl on youtube(vtuber?) and nightcore
So uhhh blast nightcore I guess
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>>6169089
Ah of course. Good thing you saved this Scroll of Nightcore, from one of your previous jobs for the Guild.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6169093
Were practically begging me to take it, open it
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6169093
What are you waiting for?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6169093
Dammit you forgot you are music dyslexic!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6169097
A million dollars, I uh mean, roll to unleash The Nightcore Incantation upon Ezekiel's unsuspecting ears
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6169108
Music Go!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6169108
Its a stupid magic music scroll, how hard can it be?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6169108
Look at him. Lying there asleep, the idol of millions! He's a fool!

They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we.
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>>6169113
>>6169117
My god

the seal's stuck
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6169108
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6169119
>>6169118
Apply pressure
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6169118
So get it unstuck.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6169118
Sniff his head instead and ponder the aroma.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6169118
Are you some sort sissy, some sort of little girl!? Fucking tear it off!
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>>6169124
That's right. You can always rip off the seal later. But who knows when you will again have a chance to take a big whiff of that?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6169130
In trutina mentis dubia
Fluctuant contraria
Lascivus amor et pudicitia
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6169130
What are we doing here, man? You too Firemane, what are we doing here, is this what you wanted when you were a child?
This is why I have love as a concept
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6169130
Smells like... Wait .. what is that...
-Sniff- it's...
Basking Shark Oil!? Wtf?
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6169130
Do it. You must know.
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>>6169132
Yes. The scent of vigorous youth and....basking shark oil for some reason. You gotta get him to change shampoos
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6169142
Wouldn't it be real awkward if Ezekiel just woke up? Right now? While you were sniffing him?
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>>6169142
Kid was awake the whole time.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6169145
>blank empty-eyes, shadowed-face stare
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>>6169143
Yeah wouldn't that be awkward. Luckily that won't happen
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6169147
that position means that he's right next to the tiddies and abs
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6169147
Oh boy, time for a real awkward talk.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6169154
So...talk?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6169154
Well, time to open that scroll to wake him up, he's still asleep after all, right?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6169154
This is double embarrassing, says double wizard while pondering his double orbs
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>>6169158
Right of course. Everything in moderation. Gotta control yourself, Firemane. And wake him up
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6169162
Alright, let's play da music!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6169170
Yep, he's definitely woken up now.

Now...where were we? The part where we pretty much couldn't have made it clearer we liked him?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6169170
Oh man the party members rush in hearing the noise! Did someone call the Mood Killers!?
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>>6169170
great, now we can finally build that Knightpla thing.... what was the goal here again?
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>>6169174
How dare you cockblock my confession scene with your 100 roll.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6169175
forgot the fucking roll, well, there is a nat 100 but still, fuck
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>>6169177
You know this is how it's done. The dice gods demanded it
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>>6169174
Alright Ezekiel. Firemane doesn't seem to have noticed you were awake since she started sniffing you. Now that you think about it. She pays for everything for you. Takes you up to her room to build Knightpla with you. Dresses up in...that. And then sniffs your hair like it gives her a contact hight. Either this means she's just really nice and that's just how fire knight culture is. Or that she actually likes y----

"EZEKIEL! FIREMANE! WE HEARD THE COMMOTION! ARE YOU UNDER ATTACK BY THE FEDS?!"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6169190
The feds are indeed attacking and they are just outside!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6169190
Boy, is it ever gonna be awkward to explain why Firemane is in her room with Ezekiel wearing bikini armor.
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>>6169196
So the young squire can master the ... Heat of the firemane sexy body!
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>>6169200
Anon, that sounds like an even worse innuendo of what's happening.
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>>6169205
That's the whole point.
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>>6169196
"Huh--OH RIGHT! MISS FIREMANE! QUICK YOU GOTTA CH---Oh hey yeah that works"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6169218
Whew. That's good. I do not want to imagine what kind of talking Fist of God would give us if he suspected PRE-MARITAL SHENANIGANS.
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>>6169223
"THAT'S RIGHT! THERE BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN ANY PRE-MARITAL SHENANIGANS HAPPENING HERE! OR GOD FORBID....HAND HOLDING BEFORE MARRIAGE!"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6169225
Nope, there definitely wasn't any hand-holding here.Not yet, at least. Just some good ol' KnightPla building. Yep. We are perfectly good and just having a normal KnightPlate building session. There's no need to worry, you can go.

Now.
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>>6169226
"Hey. Hope I'm not interrupting anything. But new requests just came in so time to get back to work, guildmembers. Chop chop.....Also Firemane, repairs for this room is going into your paycheck"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6169231
Damnit. Cockblocked by the universe yet again.

Well, Kid, I guess we're going to have to TALK about that THNG that HAPPENED and that WE PROBABLY SHOULD TALK ABOUT...
Later.
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>>6169233
"A-ah y-yes. Of course! I, um, uh, look forward to it. The next time when we can be alone again. yeah. Thanks, Miss Firemane"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6169242
Man, that jacket looks like it's about to burst. Did Firemane's tatas spontaneously grow yet again?

Well, I guess break time's over...back to tha grind.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6169244
>>6169242
Then with out warning, Miss Firemane gives the squire a kiss on the cheek when everyone got distracted by the guild owner.
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>>6169247
I will definitely support this.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6169261
More unmasked firemane! Woohoo!

Anyway, yeah, time to go do some quests. Why is Ezekiel suddenly blushing? No reason, let's go check out the board.
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>>6169266
I'm gonna check out instead. Cuz oh fuck it's 7AM already. I should not have stayed up this long. Gonna pass out now. Bread continues when it continues.

See yas

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>6169268
Well, we made progress! A lot of progress, even! T'was a great session. You cooked well.
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>>6169261
mating press
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>>6169301
Indonesian Gentleman was in the thread, it's only a matter of time until we get one, even if not officially. Though I'd love to see some unironic official nsfw from OP. While his comedic chops are obvious, he is seriously talented at drawing sexy ladies. But if he doesn't want to I get it, everyones vibe is different
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>>6169514
Nope pure bread American made you happy. Remember that.
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OP will draw anything if you force him.
That one thread back in the old days his sole player was some vore fetishist and every prompt was about getting swallowed
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>>6169660
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo
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>>6169660
not weaseling out is the difference between a coward and a worthy man
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>>6169658
What did someone draw it?
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>>6169244
> Man, that jacket looks like it's about to burst. Did Firemane's tatas spontaneously grow yet again?

Of course they did, that's an OP staple
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>>6169709
Oh no I misunderstood
Thought you meant the suggestions that won those rolls that pushed your ship. It was done by the guy who tried to get Fist of God in the party.
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>>6169748
Nah I was talking about Ezekiel mating pressing Firemane hah.
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>>6169817
Pfaahaha, no way, fire mane would dom, gently.
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>>6169923
porquenolosdos.jpeg

Fuck, throw in some good ol' wholesome vanilla handholding missionary action too to finish
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>>6169923
>>6169928
Honestly, Firemane broke the shackles of Ezekiels brain. It'd be funny if one was fantasizing the scenario that the other isn't/wasnt.
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How am I the only one who wants to see the firemaneXnightknight ship
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>>6170285
Because your taste is shit
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>>6170285
yurifaggots keep moving, this is a /ss/ neighbourhood
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>>6170320
No, that's Night Knight's Sister. Night Knight is the other guy that Firemane hates.
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>>6170322
darkies all look the same to be
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>>6170359
Yes, but the reason we hate them are different. We hate Night Knight because he's a bitch-ass motherfucker. We hate Night Knight's Sister because she wants to steal Ezekiel.

Bloody hell, did they make the captcha harder than usual? It's so fucking annoying nowadays.
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>>6170320
It's not /ss/, Ezekiel is an adult as voted on back in thread one. Kid is just a nickname.
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>>6170617
he's not just a manlet the bodytype is different
so he's a male quivalent of a lolibaba? what do you even call that?
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>>6171037
Euh... shotajii-san? Possibly.
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>>6171037
He's just got that shonen-style 'young look' that the heroes there have where they look the exact same at 16 when they are like 25
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>>6171037
More like he is a manlette.
Short MC hero that gets the pure maiden or the closest female MC in the story.
>>6171352
25 is the new 16 and 40 is the new 25
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>>6162457
>>6169261
so with the data gathered from this thread we can assess that Firemane has very big eyes and juicy meaty lips, plus her other sizes, i think our girl is quite a bimbo
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>>6171686
bimbo has negative implications on her intelligence, while she doesn't seem any dumber than anyone else we've seen
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>>6170010
+1
>>6167211
>Good times. Shame that the gang broke up when everyone else got their own young hero to look after before you d---ahem, I mean.

Nuh uh! I'm not letting you get away with that slip up young lady! You mean to tell us that you were part of a hero grooming gang?! Is that why so many of the heroes of legend running around nowadays have a buff heroine companion with them?! Are they all ex-gangster groomers!?!? Does that mean Night Knight a former gang rival of yours!?!
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>>6172112
Innocent rookie hero boys are made for mature teacher women. It is simply the truth.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6172112
>>6172117
so there was an entire gang made up of just firemane-like girls but were more competent in grooming, and they all kidnapped young adults of questionable age for themselves
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>>6172285
Kidnapped? Nah they uh, formed parties. To save the world n shit. yea
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>>6172317
Formed parties like Diddy parties.
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NotAPaladin you are the rock of the /QST/.

I know that no matter how many years I go without visiting here, when I come back you are there. I don't know how your hand hasn't fallen off yet.

Master scribbler!
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>>6173916
Mostly through vigorous wrist exercises

Jacking off
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No session today, OP confirmed LIAR AND FRAUD once again
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>>6174015
Good, I'm going to sleep now so if there's a session in the next 8 hours I'll miss it. And I don't wanna do that.
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>>6174309
Did the "d" fall off, the headstone?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6174309
Now where we? Ah yes. We were about to take a new job, and for some unknown reason Ezekiel is redder than Firemane's hair.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6174323
So, what are the jobs, guildman? More random barbarians or is it a big adventure that advances the plot this time?
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>>6174325
"We have good intel that the current horde is going around absorbing smaller barbarian tribes, further increasing their size and power. We also have the location of the next tribe they plan to annex, your job is to go and stop this from happening. But be warned, word is the Mega Chieftain of the Horde will be going to the negotiations"
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>>6174344
Alright, time to go. TO THE FIREMOBILE!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6174344
mega chieftain looks like a pussy hiding himself behind his goons, he should be called mega pussystain
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6174346
Forgot roll
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>>6174351
Of course. Your sentient barbarian hating wagon.

Shitfucker
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6174362
Gather up the gang and let's go!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6174362
transition scene to random encounters
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6174362
The party fight over what station to listen too
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>>6174364
>>6174369
Boy I sure hope no random encounters happen on the road
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6174374
Spin the wheel!
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>>6174376
Of course. This totally not rigged random encounters wheel
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6174379
Okay then, let's spin it.
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>>6174381
Oh wow look, you need to give OP your money. How crazy is that huh? What are the chances. Damn
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6174386
No, look closer. Like really look close into the wheel
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>>6174387
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6174391
Zoom in...
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>>6174396
MY GOD. IT'S....

A. Some rando bandits
B. Some rando barbarians
C. Dragon attack
D. Interdimensional portal opens up and spits out enemies from another world
E. Another adventuring party
F. Give OP your money
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6174404
>D
Time to find our alternate universe evil counterparts.
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>>6174406
Are you suuuuuuuuuuure?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6174411
I mean, do you have a cooler idea for interdimensional shenanigans?
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>>6174414
Yeah you cross over the dimension of "my bank account" and give me money, hur hur hur
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6174418
I thought you were gonna say something like funny quest crossover time, but oh well. Time for the encounter.
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>>6174418
Alright, let's see, if we take the remaining quest money we managed to save due to getting the Knightpla cheap, and subtract the damages to the room... that lends our balance squarely in the red, let's transfer that shit to OP
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6174421
forgot to roll
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>>6174420
MY GOD! IT'S....

A. Watermane, Jeremiah, Single Wizard and the Leg of God!

B. Darkfiremane, Leikeze, Double Warlock and the Haymaker of Satan!

C. Some weird knights
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6174429
B
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6174429
C
its the mob knight
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6174438
no wait the mob knight are from the same universe arent they what the fuck OP are the quests from different universes and not from the same fucked up world
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>>6174438
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>6174441
Maybe the real Knight(s) Quest was the friends we made along the way
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6174442
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't play Knight Quest. All the references would fly over my head. I prefer the Evil Counterparts.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6174442
Mob Knight you morons, you aren't the main characters in this they'll kick you asses!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6174442
stop posting abel
>>6174445
i didnt either i just like them
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6174442
Go with A
The anit group
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>>6174446
That's right. Therefore they will be replaced with....

Firemane, Eliza, Double Wizard and Fist of God
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6174463
Lets go with A then, I hate the Watermanes(no racist)
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6174463
>Firemane and Eliza
Man, their "date" probably sounds a lot creepier, aren't they?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

if we go watermane we will lose because of the type effectiveness
if we go darkfiremane we gain the advantage because good always triumphs agains evil
or we go genderbender and see if society treats firemane the same when he tries to groom a little girl
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11 seconds and society already kicking him down, fuck this double standard world
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>>6174467
>>6174468
>>6174470
>>6174464
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6174472
You tell 'em, Fireman. If your female counterpart gets to wear skimpy clothing and expose herself to her young disciple, you get the right to do it to yours!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6174472
La Societa
Put on a Jokester makeup
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>>6174476
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6174478
Clearly we just need to ask Eliza how she feels about it. She's a grown woman, she can speak for herself.
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>>6174484
"I dunno what you guys are talking about, Fireman just took me out to a nice dinner"

"Yeah, Miss Watermane took me fishing"

"Darkfiremane baked me cookies"

"What WERE you doing over here?"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6174493
HEY THOSE ARE MY SCHIZOPHRENIC VOICES, GET YOUR OWN
Choice A
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6174493
NOTHING YOU CAN PROVE IN A COURT

Firezekiel ship confirmed an universal constant, let's gooo
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6174493
the dark side does have cookies after all
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>>6174496
Luckily you didn't open the portal to the one dimension that would have instantly defeated you.

Lawmane
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6174500
HOW MANY MORE MANES ARE THERE!?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6174500
What if these other-dimension us are actually all federal agents?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6174500
Firemane will never bow to a court of law

Anyway, I choose B, evil counterparts.
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>>6174506
You stink
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>>6174503
we need to check if they glow
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>>6174503
"Put the spell down, Double Wizard, they aren't federal agents. Besides, >>6174506 got the roll for the Evil versions of ourselves"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6174510
Yeah! It's a 100. Evil counterparts are kewl. Let's fight em.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6174511
Evil counter parts are played out and boring! It's the govment that's the problem>>6174510
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>>6174520
Evil counterparts were played out like 20 years ago, now they're back to being cool and new.
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>>6174511
>>6174520
>>6174522
Of course. The true interdimensional battle was before us the whole time:

Anonmanes
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6174526
do we get a small child to groom too
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6174526
Do you ever think about paralel universes, Ezikiel? About how every choice we take, every step we take, creates a new one? There could one where I went with my plan of smashing your head in with a rock, there is one where I won the race against the Night Knight and we never met, there is even one where your brother was killed in our first meeting
I think about it a lot...when I drink Double Wizards potions, think they are laced with something
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6174526
Alright, fine, let's meet in the middle and fight Darkwatermane, Haimerej, Single Warlock and Leg of Satan
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>>6174528
AMBIGUOUSLY a child. Or not. Who knows
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6174532
Okay are we fighting or not? Just pick an option and let's go with it.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6174532
its the schrodinger sidekick, we can have both if it never leaves the box
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>>6174539
A genius maneuver. Something that can only be thought of by great minds, such as....BigBrainMane
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6174549
Fight pls?
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>>6174551
Of course. The party was making their way merrily across the country side, but then suddenly...SOMETHING CRASHES INTO SHITFUCKER OH NO
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>>6174551
why are you in such a rush, theres so mane manes to discover
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6174552
Damnit, we ran over someone again. Ezekiel, get the shovel.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6174553
I wanna see a fight and sheet
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6174555
you gotta appreciate the good things in life like a good hit and run
>>6174552
leg it
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>>6174554
"Damnit, I think we ran over someone, Leikeze, prepare to leg i---what the hell"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6174573
EVIL COUNTERPART!

Then perhaps, maybe they are the real ones and we are merely the good counterparts. Or maybe what they consider good is what we consider evil, and vice versa
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>>6174577
"Ah great, we got the philosophical dopplegangers"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6174591
kidnap their leizeke so you can have two of them
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6174591
More like philosophical dopple-WIZARD ATTACK THEM GO!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6174593
You fly too close to the sun, Icarus.
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>>6174597
Anon nooooo
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6174602
im free free falling
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6174602
Here lies anon, he shitposted fast and died a virgin.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6174591
double warlock is so cool
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>>6174606
A fate that awaits us a---

"Dopplegangers of us that JUST happened to appear out of nowhere? Nah. NAH. I DON'T BUY IT. THIS GOTTA BE THE WORK OF THE FEDS"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6174613
Well, doppelganger or feds, there's only one solution

SMOKE'EM!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6174613
shit their wizard is casting a spell
quick warlock dispel magic
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>>6174615
"DON'T TALK TO ME, LIBERAL"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6174627
DOUBLE BEAM DUEL
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>>6174628
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6174640
They're gonna stay like that for a while. Time to jump our doppelganger!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6174640
those guys are so damn cool, I wonder if there is a wizardmane somewhere out there
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>>6174648
i want a stamp collection with all the manes
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6174651
I want to stamp out these edge fags>>6174640
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>>6174648
Perhaps there is anon. Perhaps
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6174661
Or perhaps some fist of God! Can fist them some GAWD!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6174661
Her bazoongas brings all the Ezekiels to the yard.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6174661
the universe where she was the wizard nerd suffering harassment
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6174661
>>6174668
or perhaps a wizard bulling the warriors with CC spells
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>>6174670
So many possibilities.

But the main takeaway is...it's almost 5AM and I feel like passing out. BRead will continue laters.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6174682
good sleep and warlock winning by a few pixels
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>>6174682
thanks for the updates OP, I love every design
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6178712
OP was busy drawing an entire stamp book worth of -manes
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>>6178718
COMING SOON TO A GAME SHOP NEAR YOU! THE HERO(party member) QST -MANE TCG!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6178726
I can't wait to accumulate a literal mountain of the same few cards while misisng the last 'special' ones because they're pretty much never produced to keep people buying.
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>>6178729
And so you fall into the clutches of CapitalistMane
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6178733
Well at least it's not ManeMane. Or Mane (Just Mane)
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>>6178736
HOw horrifying
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6178743
FiremeriF vs ManeEnaM, who winning da fight?
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6178743
I think hero-kun wants to start a revolution against the capitalist pig manes!

Where did he get that pamphlet!?
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>>6178751
What? Wait a minute....EZEKIEL NO! THAT'S COMMIEMANE!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6178757
Do all female manes have massive chests?
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6178757
Is it just me, or all these Manes trying to steal and make hero-kun their own?!
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>>6178760
>>6178761
Diplomatic Answer
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6178765
Anyway, back to the DUEL
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>>6178766
DRAMATIC CLOSE UPS
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6178769
Who will win the beam fight???
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>>6178771
QUICK! MASH BUTTONS
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6178778
Spin that joystick so hard it breaks!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6178779
AAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6178782
SPEEN
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>>6178786
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6178787
Anime protag music starts playing in the back ground with really clingy generic lyrics
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>>6178791
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6178796
LETS GO FIGHTING KI KASU!
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6178796
NOOOOOOOO DOUBLE WARLOCK DONT LOSE TO THIS FUCKING WEEB
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>>6178798
YOU KNOW THAT EXPLOSION AT LEAST WRECKED THEIR WAGON. BUT FROM THE SMOKE, THE HAYMAKER OF SATAN LUNGES FORWARD!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6178805
Fist of God FIST OF GLORY!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6178805
archangel, dark angel lend me thy light through death's veil until we have heaven in sight ! FUCK HIM UP HAYMAKER
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>>6178808
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6178814
PUNCH RUSH DUEL
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6178814
the only difference between martials and spellcasters really is fist and magic
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>>6178815
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6178825
Ora ora harder!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6178825
So, we're just going to wait them finish to see who wins so the next mirror match can happen, right?
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>>6178828
You can really kill the tension there anon.
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>>6178826
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>6178834
MORE MORE!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6178834
GO HAYMAKER!
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>>6178838
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6178842
Time to settle it with one final extra-big punch that'll just utterly break the one who loses.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6178842
Its time to hit him with a haymaker
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>>6178843
Of course. And to ensure their victory....each of them engage in the ancient technique known as the Jobberification Speech: where they glaze and hype up their opponent so much that the plot has to make their opponent lose
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6178851
"It" would "appear" that "he" has "climbed" the "wall"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6178851
Break through my limits
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>>6178855
"You "See" "it" too, don't you?"

"Yes. "They" have "managed" to "surpassed" "it"

"Arriving at "that place"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6178868
This technique is clashing with their reality! It's using God like meta! Reality could shatter!
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>>6178870
WOAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6178871
This is it, the [[[FINAL BLOW]]]!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6178871
you could make the rest of the quest with this effect
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>>6178874
No I don't I'm too lazy
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6178875
then lets go back to the jobbering
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>>6178879
i mean haymaker absolute victory
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>>6178879
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6178884
Night Knight and his evil counter part make a appearance.
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>>6178886
MEANWHILE: IN AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED LOCATION:
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6178890
Night Knight and Day Knight goes looking for all the anons that went missing.
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>>6178894
i hope they dont find me
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>>6178894
Sorry, too busy writing for my own quest. (read: I am procrastinating and forcing myself to try to write)
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>>6178894
What they found...was the real jobber all long: OP

I gotta pass out now since it's 6AM. Nighty Knight
Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6178899
night
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Average Paladin quest where he wakes up from his bed in Indonesia or wherever the fuck he lives, has his players and by association characters run in circles as to not make any meaningful progress for his players, bait fan-service without every actually delivering genuine nsfw content since that's all anyone participates in these quests for anyway. Repeat.

Nothing Ever Happens.
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>>6181512
So true, chudda...
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>>6181512
I'm tantalized enough with teasing bits of fan-service thoughever, I have enough brainpower to imagine their conclusions
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>>6181512
The perfect formula, yes
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6181870
Truly you have mastered the art of the ecchi bait anime.
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breadmane
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6182973
Punch self in the bread.
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>>6182975
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6182982
A critical hit?
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>>6182983
Indeed. Bread has been KO'd....for at least 10 hours. I'm kinda tired. nighty night
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6182987
OK, bye OP. Have good nights rest.
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who killed bread
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>>6183046
IT WAS ME

I DID IT LIKE THIS
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>>6183052
sniper_paincrticialdeath01.wav
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>>6182987
OPEEE ITS BEEN TEN HOURS WHERE'S THE BREAD?
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>>6183552
Sorry I slept too long
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>>6183599
Anyways back to the fight
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6183602
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>>6183603
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6183606
Alright, one final punch to decide the winner!
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>>6183608
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6183609
Truly, they were too strong to win
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>>6183610
Indeed. They were too strong. That's why they lost.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6183612
And then Ezekiel got flying kicked in the face by his counterpart
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>>6183614
Also somebody take over the actions, I gotta go for now
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>>6183614
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6183617
Firemane and Evil Firemane argue over which young Hero will win
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6183617
Dammit I thought I told you anon to take over
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>>6183631
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>6183634
..Anyway yeah, time for Ezekiel to fight his alter.
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>>6183637
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6183644
Meanwhile, Firemane and Darkfiremane fight (verbally) over how THEIR disciple is way better than the other.
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>>6183645
"YOUR BOY'S TRASH, FIREMANE. LIKE HIS MENTOR"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6183654
You call that an insult? I'll show you an insult! YOUR boy looks like he's about to pursue the protagonist because his father is the evil overlord and he's got daddy issues! YOUR boy looks like he's one meter away from mauling toddler because it got too close to him! YOUR BOY looks like you walk him around on a leash.
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>>6183660
"Hell yeah I do! You jealous?"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6183668
While you are satisfied with keeping your disciple weak and submissive, Firemane is molding a hero to surpass even her! She doesn't need to walk him around on a leash, because HE will be the one that walks HER on a leash! And that's why your boy can never win!
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>>6183670
"I'm learning alot of things that I didn't wanna learn today"

"Women are terrifying creatures"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6183673
While Firemane and Darkfiremane continue their heated debate over the superior choice between older woman femdom and younger boy maledom, how is the actual fight going?
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>>6183675
THE 2 BOYS CLASH AGAIN AND AGAIN, THEIR SWORDSMANSHIP MATCHING EACHOTHER. AT ONE POINT THEY BOTH GOT DISARMED AND IMMEDIATELY PICK UP THE OTHER ONE'S SWORD AND GOT RIGHT BACK TO IT. THIS BECAME KIND OF A WEIRD PATTERN WHERE THEY KEPT SWITCHING SWORDS WITH EACHOTHER
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6183679
But who will win???
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6183679
>>6183680
wizard and holy knight comment like it's Dragonball Z
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>>6183680
"It's anybody's game at this point"
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>>6183685
Wait, I know! Ezekiel! Go into your cool buff fireknight form!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6183685
Forgot to roll

what do you mean Leikeze has one too
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6183685
You guys wanna play Adventurer the Dungeoning in the meantime?
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>>6183688
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6183692
Time for EVEN MORE CLASHING!!!!

Firemane and Darkfiremane are hyping them on like cheerleaders, of course.
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>>6183697
"FUCK HIM UP" they yelled in unison
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6183702
And then they did.
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>>6183703
A MIGHTY EXPLOSION! AS EZEKIEL'S FULL POWERED FIRE SLASH MEETS LEIKEZE'S FULL POWERED DARK FIRE SLASH!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6183704
Time to wait for the smoke to dissipate and see who's left standing (the victor)
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>>6183705
THE CLASH KNOCKED BOTH THEIR SWORDS AWAY! SOMEHOW, THEY'RE BOTH STANDING. AND HAVE RESORTED TO PUNCHING EACHOTHER
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6183706
Damn bro, these two just won't stop. They trained them too well.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6183706
OH MY LORD IT'S AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!
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>>6183707
"If they're equal....then that means I just need to give Kid a lil boost..."

"What? OH NO YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKER"

"GET OFFA ME!"
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>>6183709
First and Haymaker considering ways to pass the time
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6183709
Alright, ENUFA this! This fight is gonna take forever.

Time to settle it with da REAL Duel. FIREMANE vs DARKFIREMANE! Loser goes back to doing whatever it is they were doing before.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6183712
forgot roll
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>>6183713
"Yeah. And winner gets to go back to doing whatever they were doing. You're on"
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Rolled 1 (1d010)

>>6183718
BEGIN!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6183718
Consume
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>>6183726
damn, I really messed up that dice
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>>6183727
Anon no! That's too much sandwich for you!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6183730
OH YEAH, Uh, well, begin fight?
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>>6183726
>>6183736
>Two 1s in a row
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6183741
So what, do we just...stop fighting or something? Nigga moment over?
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>>6183744
Nah I just thought you rolling so trash was funny
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>>6183747
So, fight! Between the manes.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6183748
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>>6183749
The battle rages on! Like some sort of.....fire


Ba dum tish
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6183755
Well, we know that every F vs F fight has to have gratuitous fanservice damage.
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>>6183756
My god! What a craaaaaazy coincedence! The raging flames accidentally burned away the clothes!

Of people on the sidelines
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6183759
Quick, Firemane, attack her while she's no doubt distracted by the sight of her boy with burnt clothes!
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>>6183763
"Nice try. You and I both know that due to our training. They're immune to fire damage"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6183768
but are their clothes immune? gotcha. then sucker punch that bitch when she inevitably turns to check if their clothes are burnt
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>>6183772
"I dunno, Firemane, you tell me"

Seems you both have the same train of thought. Both looking for the opportunity to sucker punch the other one when she inevitably turns to check if their boy's clothes is burned, revealing the sweaty body underneath
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>6183775
Okay, it's time for the true combat to begin. Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6183775
Then they both must look at the same time to check and double sucker punch
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>>6183781
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>618378
What's that, Ezekiel and Leikeze? You say that your clothes did burn out? And now you need someone to hand you theirs? Gee, I wonder who could do that...they'd have to turn to do it, though.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6183783
we could profit from this, if we let them fight long enough, their clothes and armor would eventually be destroyed, forcing us to rescue them and tend to their injuries personally, because its a teacher obligation to treat their apprentice
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>>6183787
are you lost, time traveller?
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>>6183787
>>6183792
Indeed. Anon is replying to a post from another timeline. How fascinating
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6183793
Let's kill em'
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6183793
That's what happens when you accidentally delete a number. Anyway, by now they're probably dressed again, so nice going, you two wasted your opportunity.
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>>6183793
anon got a (You) 10 years later
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>>6183796
OH SHIT
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6183804
IT WAS A DIVERSION QUICK CUT TO THE TWO SWEATY ALMOST NUDE FIREMANES
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6183804
make sure to make the darkfiremane hotter because she is evil
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>>6183809
Wait a minute, are you trying to trick me
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6183830
Now it's the boys turn to stop their fight and gawk!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6183830
Of course not you're the trickster remember anyway Ezekiel and Leikeze get a full frontal view of both of them after this
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6183830
This didn't happen
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6183830
if we call Ezekiel Kid does that mean they call Leikeze Dik?
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>>6183831
"Yeah, Ezekiel, Firemane's totally naked right now. You better check"

"Nice try Leikeze. We all know that post was non-canon"

"Yeah? What makes you so sure?"

"What makes YOU so sure?"
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>>6183841
Alright, you know what, it's not funny anymore. Just get...two rooms, you four!
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>>6183841
now draw them sweaty almost nude with their swords swinging at each other
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>>6183845
But anon! They dropped their swords!
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>>6183850
Gay.
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>>6183850
You know, no one else ended up doing this kind of stuff with their alternate universe versions. Just the Firemanes and the Ezes.
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>>6183854
I know....I also don't know where else to take this bit. So....DOUBLE WIZARD USE THE DEUS EX MACHINA SPELL
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>>6183855
Yes, end this battle before we have to add an FMFM tag to the story!
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>>6183855
Time is rewounde to before our opposite counterparts appeared and we continue the quest.
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>>6183855
Ok but why is Double Warlock checking out those pecs?
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>>6183855
Only once?
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>>6183857
...."Wow Double Wizard, good thinking! Your spells banished them back to their actual dimension and fixed everything! I don't even remember what happened!"
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>>6183850
now none of us will be virgins
>>6183855
its not a bit, its a way of life.
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>>6183864
it even fixed their clothes, how convenient. now crnak the wagon up we going barbarian stomping
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A sad day for foursome and selfcest fans

Sucks to be those losers, I got what i wanted.
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>>6183869
"Fixed? Haha whatdoyomean, our clothes didn't need fixing don't be silly ahaha"

As Ezekiel laughs at Double Wizard's hilarious joke. Firemane drives them onward, towards....THE BARBARIAN GATHERING
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>>6183879
Gee, that sidequest (which totally didn't happen) sure took a lot of time. Now this mission is gonna seem totally underwhelming
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>>6183879
we should use the skulls we got from the last raid as disguise
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>>6183880
And therefore, there is only one thing to do.....end the bread here and wait a while before starting Part 6 so everyone's senses are lulled and dulled! The perfect plan.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>6183885
Well, that was a nice session. I got to see sweaty firemane, so the way I see it, i won.
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>>6183888
Perhaps the real victory was the friends we made along the way
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>>6183892
No, it was sweaty firemane. Sweaty firemane is the victory.
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>>6183894
The friends we made along the wayyyyy
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>>6183895
Didn't we forget those friends?
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>>6183900
Nonsense, the entire party's still here.

Firemane doesn't know alot of people
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>>6183901
But what about First of God befriending Haymaker of Satan?
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>>6183905
Sorry anon, but things were getting too spicy for the main duo(s) so we had to cut it off.

Sad!
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>>6183905
We save that for a possible spinoff later if the network gives us a multi season deal
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>>6183718
Wait I missed the nude hug wrestling!? Damnit! Ultimate mercy
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>>6178733
Damn, CapitalistMane really pulls off a suit well, it fills me with confidence in the bullishness of the economy! Or should I say, given the size of her... assets, cowness?

Wait a minute, if CapitalistMane wears a suit doesn't that also mean that her Ezekiel analogue wears a dress?

>>6182973
breadmane shouldn't be called breadmane but instead bakerymane since she's got a whole bakery on her chest. Shame that the same can't be said about her behind...

>>6183885
Ezekiel's beady-eyed thousand yard stare will never cease to crack me up, I sure hope he didn't hear anything about putting Firemane on a leash, nor is he imagining himself being leashed by Darkmane or anything of the sort. And I ESPECIALLY hope that he's not thinking about how much he was uncomfortably within kissing distance of his alternate self.
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>>6184486
>doesn't that also mean that her Ezekiel analogue wears a dress?
...Why would it? Our firemane doesn't wear a dress. It's not like Ezekiel wears the opposite of what she dresses. And she's not a genderbent version like Fireman.

Why would your mind instantly go to Ezekiel in a dress?
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>>6184489
I dunno, haha. It just seemed like the most logical conclusion to have at the time given the power dynamics.
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>>6184540
Uh-huh. I'm sure that there was no other reason at all.
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>>6184540
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Where's the breadmaster?
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>>6191495
Sadly,, notapaladin was kidnapped by the albanian mafia. The quest is over, the end.



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