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ONE COLD DAY IN HELL
you SATAN are chilling in hell
when you are approached by ????
LORD OF ALL CREATION,
AND A SINGLE CHERUBIM
CALLING YOU BY your nickname:
which is ??????
>please enter a NICKNAME

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

What is your response?

>please enter a response followed by MORALITY CHOICE:

>OFFER GOD ALL YOUR $ -causes ????
>TELL LIE , offends god, begin battle
>TELL TRUTH causes bonus 1
>DANCE causes you to feel SAUCY

YOU FEEL: what feeling?
>>
>>6183996
>please enter a NICKNAME
Lulzifer
>DANCE causes you to feel SAUCY
>YOU FEEL: BORED! Nothing f@%#ing happens in Hell, this f@%#ing sucks
>>
>>6183996
Lucian Ferrus

>TELL TRUTH causes bonus 1
>Feeling: amused
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>>6184007
+1
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>>6184042
>TELL TRUTH TO GOD:
"hey did you hear the big philosophy major companies are hiring?:"IS the hole in a doughnut part of the donut?"

>god is confused for 1 turns!
YOU REMAIN AMUSED.
>>6184007
>>6184064
HEY LULZIFER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
>Nothing f@%#ing happens in Hell, this f@%#ing sucks
HA HA SERVES YOU RIGHT
YOU ACT AS though I do not appreciate free will, but must also reserve all right to punish those who act against divine will.
>LULZIFER: "DOESNT SEEM FAIR BUT OK."
>YOU NO LONGER FEEL: SAUCY
>YOU FEEL: AWKWARD
>DANCE >YES NO

MUSIC PLAYS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

>Dead Love couldn't go no further
Proud of and disgusted by her
Push shove, a little bruised and battered
Oh Lord I ain't coming home with you

My life's a bit more colder
Dead wife is what I told her
Brass knife sinks into my shoulder
Oh babe don't know what I'm gonna do

I see my red head, messed bed, tear shed, queen bee
My squeeze
The stage it smells, tells, hell's bells, miss-spells
Knocks me on my knees
It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt
Hang me on a tree
After I count down, three rounds, in hell I'll be in good company
>>
>DANCE? YES
>"And David danced before the Lord with all his might" 2 Samuel 6:14
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>>6185034
>yes



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