You ever wonder what kinda tales titcows could tell? the things they got up to? they nuts they saw?
I like big boobs but this is too big for me.
>>77201252you mean cow tits?tit cow implies a type of cow, but all cows have tits
>>77201252dem udders can feed all children in africa
>>77201278Lmfao this cheered me up. I sleep now
>>77201268newfag tier>>77201266you gay>>77201278they can feed ONE (1) man
>>77201252big tit girls had the most fun, then most regret being sluts and settle or reduce their huge udders
>>77201282happy to bring some laughs
I matched with this chick on Tinder. I'm not kidding. She's an onlyfans whore who lives in my city.She unmatched me though.
>>77201306What city is that you liar
>>77201311not doxxing her but its in the PNW
>>77201306>filenameyou're retarded stop
>>77201313bullshit since cass lives in california
>>77201306>>77201338>weed girl with giant tits that wants to have kids with youthats like a one in a billion shot
>>77201252The worst thing about the advent of the internet is that titcows know their true value and won't date anybody anymore.
Taking a stand against the trash quality of big tits posted on this board by mommy fetishists and other degenerates.
>>77201252>You ever wonder what kinda tales titcows could tell? the things they got up to? they nuts they saw?nuts? no my ex told me a guy with a massive dick, like ridiculously massive whipped it out and she was up for it originally and fucking ran for it it was so big.Another time she went to the 7-11 and some random guy just grabbed her giant boobs and said "nice". She'd only walked 50 feet from her apartment to get food.
>>77201321That isn't a tinder screenshot you dumb retard. She didn't have tinder pics that were her porn lol
>>77201252My ex-girlfriend had G or H cups. I wonder how her life would've turned out if she didn't have a bad attitude and comically large titties.Her body looks very similar to this >>77201594
>>77201653>That isn't a tinder screenshot you dumb retard. She didn't have tinder pics that were her porn lolwow shes cucking the bf with babies in the house? well, typical of OF girls.
if dubs I'll get a tomboy gf and turn her into titcow
>>77201680>My ex-girlfriend had G or H cups.J-cup ex i had, heres a close representative example.
>>77201252The things I'd do for a titcow wife
My wife is a 30G which is fairly big in my experience and she consistently tit mogs 99% of the women we meet IRL (honestly, so depressing seeing all the flatties, if you're below a 30D you probably shouldn't even be considered human)We're about to conceive our first child, what can I expect in terms of growth tit cow bros?
>>77201680>>77202814How'd you meet them
>>77203756I met mine on Bumble
>>77202814Men like you is the reason why I hate having big titties, I am not even sluttyInb4 liar>my size is 30IWell, that and having a guy stalking me
>>77203823>Men like you is the reason why I hate having big titties, I am not even sluttyWomen with giant tits complain, then other Women get giant breast implants. It's like everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side
>>77203840At least the other side can find bras easily and not being mocked by their ugly saggy balloons
>>77203854>At least the other side can find bras easily https://www.ewa-michalak.pl/main-eng.html
>>77203823>30IGod built you like a cow, so either accept reality or troon out, the choice is yours
>>77203863Some of those are cute>60 dollars for a braI think I will pass>>77203920I hate being called a cow, they used to call me that in HS. I am starting to think I should troon out
>>77203938If the opinions of teenage shitters is enough to make you mutilate yourself as an adult then honestly you're just a broken personOvercome these feelings and find a nice husband who appreciates you
>>77203938do you wanna get inseminated?!?!?!?
>>77201252I'll post this webm, I NEED to post this webm
This is my gf, has huge tits. Pretty much every girl I've ever dated was a fat titcow but one (and she was a bitch). Some people make fun of me but it's my fetish, I basically don't find skinny girls attractive. Its like they are hyper feminine. Unfortunately as this anin points out here>>77201680They pretty much all have a complex about their bodies/tits and either end up being slutty (dated a titcow with a husband and an OF) who like the attention or someone like >>77203823 who has some kind of complex and seems to resent them and ends up hating her tits and men (an x who now has an OF, dates troons and is "asexual"). Luckily my current GF is a good middle ground where she only had a few bfs before me and is still very sexual. She was thinking about trooning out because she still has a complex about them, but I (mostly) put a stop to that. Going to put a final end to it by marrying her and putting babies in her
>>77204011this is sad, booba are for lovin
>>77204011I want to kill this man. This is like slashing the Mona Lisa with an exacto knife. >>77204836Brother I propose we organize a strike force to take him out. We must protect the booba
>>77204934leave him to me brother
>>77201843Looks squishy and fun
>>77201252Not very nice mostly. My current gf always was one of busty ones (she's very skinny but has G cups) and she had lots of negative attention from her peers in the past, and lots of other dudes tried to pick on her simply because of her curvaceous figure.On bright side I get to play with her titties and cuddle a lot.
>>77201287Not new. I'm just annoyed by your autistic spamming forced meme ass.
>>77205748hahaha I know who you are
>>77201252i have:>throatfucked a titcow>titfucked a titcow>came on a titcow's face>sucked on a titcow's tits while she drove down the highway>fingered a titcow in a movie theater>had my pp worshiped by a titcow>fucked a titcow in a carthe list goes oni've lived a good lifestill obsessed with titcows tho
>>77206203>no pregnant titcow stuffngmi lad
>>77201306Shes in an open relationship? Why doesnt she do hardcore with those guys to?
>>77206937She does, but she just doesn't post it it's kept private
Where's the best place to find titcows?
>>77205998So you are just one autist pressing that shit
>>77206820gott damne
>>77206820What do you call this region?
>>77203938>I hate being called a cow, they used to call me that in HS. I am starting to think I should troon outYeah let what happened in HS dictate your life, sounds like a good idea
>>77207790>Where's the best place to find titcows?Its rare as fuck, even at the busy shops on a holiday I'll at best see 3 out of thousands of people.Much better luck if you are an ass man.
>>77207883The neurons zone
>>77207883Handle for me fucking her as deep and hard as I can while I try to fertilize her every chance I can.
>>77207909>Its rare as fuckWe choose to do these things not because they are easy, but because they make us HARD
>>77208168Well said mayne
>>77207883belly rollbelly hang
>>77201252I knew a tit cow in highschool, she had a decent face to. sadly alot of tit cows are kinda ugly like that one jew girl that keeps getting posted on every board, yall know the one. anyways I always wanted to fuk her. wonder where she is now. Her tits did leaked but I never got ahold of the pic. I did see the pic on a homies phone tho. good times.
>>77208440>that one jew girl that keeps getting posted on every board, yall know the onepretty sure that horrible creature is being posted by some social media agent trying to get a few clicks for her. Everything is so fake now
>>77201306damn I hate when girls have huge knockers but an awful face. guess she could be uglier tho
>>77201609that dude at the 7-11 was a hero
>>77204683a happy ending if there ever was one.....assuming this tale is true.
>>77205006the huge vein kinda bothers me but I still saved the pic
>>77209442>he doesn't like veiny milkers
>>77210289Good god who is this
I think titcows are useless pieces of shit and highly aggravating. Their high estrogen makes their behavior strange, or perhaps the attention leads to mental illness. I could postulate all day on that but most appear dysfunctional. They are lazy, flighty, which means flakey, pampered and selfish pieces of shit who mostly don't even leave the house. They will have simps and people glob onto them and live easy insulated lives. If you came across one it's only because your social spaces coincided and you're also domesticated trash, for brevity's sake. They don't advertise themselves and I don't like thinking about their existence because the thought of the difficulty of locating one sends me into rage. I've banged plenty of genuine titcow asian hookers and such, the last one was some Chinese old lady inside a Singapore shopping mall brothel. That was invigorating. Even more recently I had my hands on some big dense breasts, another genetic rarity which is really dense and firm breast tissue, anyways when I sucked on that teen's nipples I got a sour rancid taste so that sort of put me off.
>>77210945Titcows are based ans you are a turbocuck
>>77211010The fuck are you talking about you little estrogen dweeb bitch. Type something coherent, bitch.
>>77201306> matching with Cassie0piacan see the fucking lie.get yourself a life, faggot.
>>77210945Yeah all titcows I met are either highly mentally unstable or whores that use their tits to get their way in life wherever they can
>>77201252I have a friend who has massive milkers. She's told me a bit about her life and it's sad. She's been molested. A lot. Seems big tiddies make you a target.
>>77211295Girls who claim to be molested are lying most of the time. They are preying on the fact that men take the phrase "molested" to mean rape or near-rape. Most girls who have been "molested" have just been catcalled or bumped against in the hallway.
titcows that aren't complete obese whales are a gift from god
>>77211423>titcows that aren't complete obese whales are a gift from godyeah but you know what happens then. Women hate God, they love the snake that told them to eat the apple.
>>77211439I should have been a doctor. It looks fun to draw on big boobs.
>>77211295bigpaireire said the same on her twitter that's why she hid them for most of her life, all the bad attention just weirded her out
>>77211773>bigpaireirestupid bitch
>>77211773I want to see those titties get whacked with that ruler.
>>77211872You should not want to hurt titties anon, they are for snuggles
I have never seen a titcow
>>77212136But they jiggle so pleasantly when you smack them and sometimes the girl attached to them enjoys it.
>>77206820What a godess
I love titties so much it's unreal
>>77212475are there cows without tits?
>>77206820There's no way this isn't a OF setting. She literally is a breeding cow.
>>77215121>>77212871She's the bridgeport weathergirl
>>77214614Yes they are called bulls
>>77211439Yup the self destructive urge is strong in wahmen
>When a girl has really big boobs and another girl comes along and one of her boobs weighs more that both of the other girl's boobs combined.
>>77216672A tale as old as time bruh
>>77201252tit perkiness really is everything, these saggy stretchmarked udders aren't that appealing.
>>77216506This is my kind of womanA shame they are so damn rare
I had a chubby titcow gf with a big ass for a couple of years, she would wake me up with blowjobs and if I woke up first she told me to start fucking her. I was her first too, we were 15 and 16 at the time
>BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING
>>77218080If that stomach were only a bit smaller she'd be perfect
>>77218098suck all her fat out and put it in her tits, holy SHIIIT FUUUCK
Wonder how many wardrobe accidents a titcow suffers per year
>>77218116I like the way you think originally anon
>>77216030this german bitch is so ugly and sexy at the same time
>>77218136I can just tell by the expressions this bitch is a 0 personality wise.
>>77218136not as many as they were hoping for.
>>77218774her mid tits will carry her through er entire life, negating any need to develop a personality or anything resembling a valuable contribution to society
>>77218774Very astute observation.>>77218797Hoping for?
>>77218080do we even know who this is?
>>77218774Of course she doesn't, she's a woman
>>77219274>a womanNo. She's an American woman. If that's the only woman you know, you're missing out.
Mega boobs are based
>>77219381dumb take ngl
>>77219656Maybe you should learn proper English before calling others dumb. Your picture is shit too.
Can't escape the big titty threads.
>>77219776Why would you want to escape? They're the best threads
>>77218841I believe it is Mal Malloyhere is her when she was younger and less fat
>>77219415too sun burned>>77219274nasty neck wrinkles
you know, there is an odd frustrating feeling to know there are titcows browsing the chins and me never having touched a women may never fondle them.
>>77201252Your life doesnt begin until you drink milk from big lactating tits as an adult manPic rel fed me
>>77221137begone faglord
>>77219776that chick is so hot in a bimbo way
>ywn reproduce with a big honking mama and have children with herShucks
>>77221500What is her name?I like her hair and face
>>77221644She is, I know
Advice for my titcow lover brothers is that big tits are an investment that will grow with time from things like pregnancy hormonal birth control and weight gain. You don't necessarily have to go straight for a girl with humungosaurus jugs straight away and her boobs might grow past the point of structural integrity (unless you like that). A decently busty girl now will be a bountiful titcow a few years down the road.
https://www.xvideos.com/video.itboahh377a/untitled these are glorious
>>77222711>>ywn reproduce with a big honking mamasome black girls are nuts
>>77201306That one hour long video she has with that 1/10 nerd who cums like a Minecraft villager screams is amazing, no idea how that lil chud lasted so long, he blew big fine ropes all over her tits too iirc
>>77224249made to be white slave owner's personal titcow breedhog
>>77224270Your kids might be darker than you though, I love me some nice large dark udders, but breeding them is a complicated spot for me, even if I'd love to.
>>77224312i don't care what race anymoreI just want to suck and fuck titanic titties
>>77224214>pregnancyOuch>hormonal birth controlWhy does birth control induce breast growth?>weight gainThat depends on how her body distributes fat, not much can be done reallyHeard of someone using progesterone to induce growth, you heard of that?
>>77224373>Why does birth control induce breast growth?Because it's hormones.
>>77224463Are there any other ways to induce hormones in the body?
>>77224373Hormonal birth control mimics pregnancy hormones causing breast growth just like pregnancy does but not to the same extent
>>77224509Pregnancy. Diet, but that's not gonna make you have a noticeable change unless you have some strong reaction to something, idk.
>>77224361>>77224361>i don't care what race anymore>I just want to suck and fuck titanic tittiesthe minute those girls appear they get stalked off the internet by fetishists.
>>77224857holy mother of venus
>>77224270Based Clint (forgot my pic)
>>77224922big black tootas
>>77220637It's not Mal Malloy, it might be Ephermial or Lantti Innes, but more likely it's a shoop
>>77225065BBT>>77225068God I love handbras so much
>>77225068who is Ephemial? can you post a picture? google is fucking dogshit these days.
>>77225093She's an oldschool titcow from 2006-2009, not many pics of her left desu
>>77225068>It's not Mal Malloy, it might be Ephermial or Lantti Innes, but more likely it's a shoopmaybe AI generated, they are getting advanced now
>>77224922I love white looking black girls
>>77225117hmm, well it's definitely not Lanti Irres (pic). Ephemial you say was 2006-2009 era and that picture looks too high quality compared to your picture
>>77225148It's not AI generated, it's clearly an old pic
imagine having this over you when you wake up
>>77224857>the minute those girls appear they get stalked off the internet by fetishists.hate this shit
>>77201252Pics like this where the sag is shown in a tasteful way. Just sublime.
>>77225191honorary aryan
>>77225191Lmfao anon, you can say you're attracted to a big titty negress
>>77211479But then you would have to destroy every pair of breasts you touch
>>77204683I wish I had the confidence to show myself and believe I am attractive. I feel like my tits make me so ugly. I have a decent waist but the fact of them being saggy hides it and I look boxy. I can never be elegant or cute. All the guys always made talks about my tits and I hate how I look in clothes like tank tops or bikinis. I wear baggy clothes but that too makes me look fat. I feel like a walking blob.And it always like this, ever since my teens. I tried to be ana-chan, and guess what? I was a stick with two saggy balloons. I took birth control, and gained a cup. I don't even know what would happen if I ever got pregnant, probably they would get saggier and larger.
>>77204683when did you lose your v-card man? I got the fantasy of losing mine to a hucow, but sadly I am a complete autismo and for some reason the idea of going with anyone that isn't from the internet just seems like a turnoffI really wish I could just like, idk be normal
>>77225600well, if you are really concerned about your look, food is key. Eat good and lose weight and your skin will tighten up as you lose weight, probably lose a cup or two. If you want to take it a step further, then of course exercising is good. I would particulalry recommend back exercises (for obvious reasons) but legs and stomach is also great, so that you can support your body betterthat being said, tits are wonderful, don't feel bad about them
>>77225691Nah but nice projecting I guess
>>77225705It's not a matter of weight, anon. Like I said, I too had them large when I was very skinny.I wanted to buy a nice looking black dress thinking it would at least do the visual trick of making them looking smaller but even so, they still looked huge, I felt like an ugly cow. And I will always feel like that. I feel like a joke, the bras which fit me are all marketed as nursing bras (they are the ones which carry larger cups or those dreadful plus sized bras, which don't fit me, because their bands are too large.
>>77225691would be based if she put that monster cock between her cowtits
>>77225781she does but the webms I have have sound so can't post them>>77225785why gatekeep titties fag
>>77225414It would be heaven, bro
>>77225772despite how you feelyou have no idea how desirable this exact thing is for some menI understand that there may come up issues, but if you learn to accept yourself, you will be 100% loved by anothercutting yourself isn't a solution. Only if it poses a threat to your health should you do that
The last thing you ever see
>>77225972man those nails look really neat
>>77225414>prime titomiwould pinch myself because it would have to be a dream
>>77225781sauce is hilari baknew>>77225785lick my trouser streak you monumental megafaggot
discord server for titcow fanatics8EkPkvUETS
don't bite
>>77208440>>77209325abby shapiro?
>>77225191Nothing white about that woman (thank god)
>>77225600Anon, I really like the baggy shirt hiding big tits. I don't think it makes you look fat or anything, I think it looks really fucking cute. I think I've seen you post about hating your "saggy tits" many times before. Why do you hate them so much?
>>77225836They are not desirable right now being saggy and with me being sweaty, trust meIt's no about men finding them attractive, it is about me wanting to be beautiful, elegant and feminine
>>77214078same and especially big naturals
>>77216506>>77217970hitomi 2.0 just dropped
>>77226223>>77226223>it is about me wanting to be beautiful, elegant and feminineGet yourself a nice ribbed sweater with dark colours, you'll love how it suits you
>>77226223>They are not desirable right now being saggy and with me being sweaty, trust meThat's literally fucking hot. But I feel it's weird to say that, because I'm praising you for something you dislike. Yeah, I remember you, you want to look dainty and wear old school clothes.
>>77217634saggy baggies can be an acquired tasteboth perky torpedo/banana tits and saggers are good in their own ways
>>77226219I don't like them, I got bullied over them and my mom and other people liked to imply that I was slutty because of them, I got harassed and even one guy who thought I was a friend told me that I was only good for my tits. All my icons are elegant beautiful women, women with big tits are only seen as whoresThis thread is a fetish one but even if it was it would say the same things about big tits. Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton and others are not seen as symbols of elegance or class, are they?If I say I hate my nose no one will bat an eye, if a man says he hates his height, the same. But hating large breasts are seen as something blasphemous I feel like I am more tits that person desu
>>77226262Jfc, that's not saggy. And yes, that's better. "Perky" tits are just static amd boring, like a fucking silicone blob. Bouncy is best.
>>77226278>If I say I hate my nose no one will bat an eye, if a man says he hates his height, the same.No. I do the same on many threads, because it's retarded how much people hate themselves over things that aren't that bad. The people that bully you over them are literally retarded, it's like people who bully women for being tall. It's just dumb. >I feel like I am more tits that person desuI get that, but you also give them a lot of focus. You probably don't do a lot of things you would like to because of how you think it will look. You should do stuff you like, dress how you want, despite your tits.
>>77226278>This thread is a fetish one but even if it was it would say the same things about big tits. Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton and others are not seen as symbols of elegance or class, are they?anon, it's not something that you can put on the wall and claim it's objective. many different men have different preferences for women, moreso in this day and age with chubby chasers. And just because you have certain characteristics that you think makes people see you in one way doesn't mean everyone does thatyou should cheer up for yourself, you got something no one else got. you got thisjust gotta be more creative with the way you dress and find the sweet spot between suggestive and elegant.
When I was younger, I had reoccuring dreams about pic rel, but breasts instead, that I jumped on. Each time I did, milk started spurting out. I had a waterbed as a child too, so that's probably a cobtributing factor, kek
>>77226745Imma need a full Freudian analysis of this anon's dreams and subconscious rn.
Any Korean and Japanese titcows on OnlyFans? I want to pay for custom videos.
>>77221221How does the milk taate like?
>>77226864>How does the milk taate like?Hopes and dreams.
Cutting your breasts involves surgery.Surgery can go very wrong.Also, you can potentially get very nasty scars, which can look worse than before! #savemacromastia
man, if a titcow gave me attention i wouldn't give a fuck about her past, i would make her mine and have babies instantly
>>77227323Her past? What? You'd fear she was an ex nazi officer or something?
>>77226241>>77226262>>77226807Meh azns always look unappealing, I wonder do robots like them because they think they're low hanging fruit or what? and when I see azn chicks with white dudes the dude is always a dweeb
>>77227336obviously talking about sexual partners man, i am extremely picky with that, to the point that where if you are a girl and are also virgin, but still dated others, i'd really be turned off by that.but for titcows? I don't care! I would love to breed with you!
>>77227360Well you do you for the other girlsBut I wouldn't especially care in the slightest about a titcow's dating history either
>>77226864It tastes really good, like sweetened almond milk.
>>77227381you had any experience with busty girls? me? none
>>77227504I don't have any, anon.
>>77227515>>I don't have any, anon.ohh, to be a permavirgin
>>77227341Wrong, faggot
>>77227360need moar titcow gifs
>>77227547I made peace with it, anon. You should do too.
>>77227580contriboooootin
>>77227591forgot my webm fuck
>>77227381post moar oregano
>>77227599Can always do that.
>>77222761Hazel May
>>77227587>I made peace with it, anon. You should do too.if there is one thing that can be thought upon, is that you never know what life may bring to you.who knows, maybe a titcow wife will appear in your life, maybe she does care about you and maybe she realizes that besides the big personality you also find her an interesting person.
>>77227617thanks based anonhave this
>>77227636I exactly had one occasion in my teens and completely squandered it due to my own autismo. At least I saw her in a bikini for a couple of summers, that was hot>>77227643Nice, here's another
>>77227715patrician taste, anonhere's another bella
>>77227734>Bella ColtelloShe italian?
>>77227747>She italian?no clue unfortunatelyi do know she used to have a website but it's long gone and i can't find her anywhere
>>77227715>I exactly had one occasion in my teens and completely squandered it due to my own autismo. At least I saw her in a bikini for a couple of summers, that was hotIf it makes you feel better, there are chances you come across someone as good, or even better. Just gotta put yourself out there, slowly.
>>77227770Well thanks for posting her anyways! Speaking of titcow websites, this is a legendary pic for me>>77227779Aye, I guessI appreciate the advice. And the boobs too
>>77227747Most of her stuff is gone now, she really liked Liam Neeson though
>>77228476if you ask me liam neeson missed out big time lmaochrist what i would do for a titcow gf
>>77203823huge tits are meant for pleasuring man, stop acting all prudish you also want to be slapped on your huge udders and be objectified
>>77228476too old for a-list celebrities kek
Best thread on this god forsaken board
>>77225772>feel like a joke, the bras which fit me are all marketed as nursing bras (they are the ones which carry larger cups or those dreadful plus sized bras, which don't fit me, because their bands are too large.https://www.ewa-michalak.pl/main-eng.html
>>77226807>Any Korean and Japanese titcows on OnlyFans? I want to pay for custom videos.pchan666
> tfw all the whores around my city are flat-chested crackheads and all the hucows know the worth of a man's desire for big fucking udders so they are priced far outside of my budgetCut my life into pieces
>>77229103this bitch is legit crazythere was a video i saw where she took a dog sitting on the floor and smacked his head around with her tits and posted on onlyfansshe had a shit eating grin, looked like she wanted to smother the pupper and that instakilled my boner
Not enough taboo itt..Where's the mommy general?!
>>77229181well yeah shes been an escort since she was at least 16
I wanna fuck a mid 40s mombod milf with some huge udders so bad just once, just once is all I'm asking
>>77229212don't get me wrong, she's got great honkers but just thinking about that video pisses me offwhen i was a kid, i had a doggo that was practically my brother and this bitch just does that shit for contentshe's got some serious issues
>>77229212>>77229103>>77229181I wonder how they met
it's depressing to find what looks like a non-trashy titcow only to see shit like this
>>77229329>it's depressing to find what looks like a non-trashy titcowhappens all the time, my highschool crush i discovered wanted to cheat on her then bf and also have threesomes.Just because she wanted to know what taking multiple dicks felt like
>>77201278>dem udders can feed all children in africaill show you udders!
>>77209352She's not the hottest, but she's got that piggy hot thing going on that I find appealing.
>>77229398Ms. Choksondik vibes
>>77229398wish they'd not cut em off bruh
>>77229329Titcows are for group breeding.
>>77209352nigger are u high her face isn't bad at all lol>>77229434kek
nooo mommy nomnomnom
>>77229350>my highschool crush i discovered wanted to cheat on her then bf and also have threesomes.>Just because she wanted to know what taking multiple dicks felt likenevermind tits that big don't fix shit like that
>>77229439Was a damn shame, I think she trooned out
>>77229972Truly this is a cruel and evil world
>>77229972>, I think she trooned outnot sure, pretty sure this one did though
>>77201252Why do many titcows not want you to acknowledge their gigabooba?
I fucking love milktrucks
>>77230456It's a shit test, by mentioning their boobs you become like all the other guys. Playing it cool and treating her like a lady without being vulgar is what they want, then you may have the booba after you've passed their shit test
>>77230681too bad they've used their boobs so long they dont know how to be interesting outside of it. You are there to entertain her while you get a view of her boobies.
>>77230681>It's a shit test, by mentioning their boobs you become like all the other guys.There is something interesting about talking to an attractive girl and never making remarks on her body.Personally I like that. Sadly that means that when the time to give compliments to them because of how they look I am retarded as fuck
>>77230789Autist, you never compliment a woman unless you're already fucking her
>>77231220aaa i'll die a permavirgin i hate thiiis
>>77230716That describes every woman
I love the sight of thick densely meatpacked braphogs or cowtitters bordering on obese or actually bbw, actual curves though and all the excess caloric intake going anywhere but their stomach But maybe petite is good or even better for sexo too In any case I NEED to have sexo, this is triggering The amount of hogs ive passed up irl .. it's like God keep planting them in front of me tooI really need to get my life together Fuck
>>77231928>That describes every womanthe hotter they are the worse they get.
>>77230456Damn I mean don't make all your tinder pics of your tits then
>>77232037saved, but I'll always stick my dick in crazy anyway
>>77225600Anon, I know you're probably not going to read this, but you need to get over yourself. I'm this anon:>>77204683I pretty much exclusively date really busty girls. I actually don't really vibe with the woman hatred in this board, but in this case you really need to stop being woman brained. I feel like half the girls I've dated have had your mindset. "oh, I get too much attention" or "oh, it's ugly" or you have a weird complex that you don't want a guy to be attracted to you because of your tits but you don't want to not be attracted to you because of them. Stop being such a a woman. You have something that some guys (me included) will worship you for. Sure some will fetishize you and some will call you a cow, but literally every woman has some form of this problem. Hell, you have things you're attracted to and things you aren't. Height, money, personality- whatever you're attracted to in a man, it's not incidental. So why do you expect that from people attracted to you? Get over it and use it to your advantage. Men who are just being coomers are easy to filter out, the ones into you who will wait are worth it. And then let them worship your glorious titties.
i want to titty fuck busty bitches. i want to impregnate big fat tits
>>77233126hey anon you still didn't tell me about things that I asked you about >>77225615
>>77233286>>77233126joining in with you, I'm a random anon. I feel like I just don't really find anyone I REALLY get along with irl. They're nice, some are cute, but ig it's both them and me maintaining a persona, idk. Here, I can be honest about what I think and what I want, it feels more genuine, and by incredible, I've actually met the girl of my dreams here, it ruined me. I got ghosted. But yeah, I'm open to meeting someone anywhere, and probably the only physical trait I care about is boobs. I don't like saying it, because it comes off a coomer shit, and objectification. But I can't help it. I like big tits too much.
>>77233286I lost my virginity at 20 with a big titty bbw girl. It sucked honestly but it got better over the course of a year but honestly she wasn't that good in bed. It's not uncommon for girls like that to be bad in bed and not even really be interested in sex and just use it as a bargaining tool. She was the one who ended up asexual with an OF and discord server dating troons.
>>77233460Did you feel dirty after doing that? I can't imagine doing it, I feel like an absolute retard when it comes to that because I felt for the "save it for someone you really like" op, but no one I really like comes across easily
>>77233482Not really. I made her cry since I didn't know you had to get her wet first at the time but we cuddled after. I did love her, she was my first love. I still do in some ways and I still think about her. Feeling dirty came later. Not everyone on this board is an incel and I've had sex with like 20 women. Honestly I only really enjoyed 3 of them (current gf being one) other than just the pleasure of cooming. The last one before my current GF was a bad experience- it was a chubby goth chick like 15 years older than me and she lived in a friend's basement and she was still "going to shows" and living like a 22 year old at like 43. I just remember not wanting to be there and wishing I hadn't have done it. It was a wakeup call.
>>77227597Adding a bump
>>77233532She was most probably a lesbian or extremely addicted to deranged porn anyway like every female
>>77233537Forgot picHere's another great onevideo.rule34.xxx//images/1280/8a4d72b319507ece79b18849000df8eb.mp4?9312677
>>77233589nothing here bud
>>77230456Back in the day I would have just hit up this slut with something about how interesting her eyes are, or maybe sperged out about literature so she immediately understands that I'm capable of understanding her as a person very deeply. Women love that shit.
>>77233532>Feeling dirty came later. Not everyone on this board is an incel and I've had sex with like 20 women. Honestly I only really enjoyed 3 of them (current gf being one) other than just the pleasure of cooming. The last one before my current GF was a bad experience- it was a chubby goth chick like 15 years older than me and she lived in a friend's basement and she was still "going to shows" and living like a 22 year old at like 43. I just remember not wanting to be there and wishing I hadn't have done it. It was a wakeup call.Would you say that the tits and asses were worth dealing with them or nay?
>>77233593https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/1280/8a4d72b319507ece79b18849000df8eb.mp4?9312677Wierd, maybe this one
>>77225772>I feel like a joke, the bras which fit me are all marketed as nursing bras (they are the ones which carry larger cups or those dreadful plus sized bras, which don't fit me, because their bands are too large.You can get good looking bras with band sizes down to 34/36 and cups G+. They aren't cheap, but that is kind of the cost of having big ones.Honestly everday bras don't need to be that "sexy". Get a good fitting full coverage style that makes them look good in clothes. Buy a couple primary colors and that's what you'll be wearing the most. For a large bust stay away from anything strapless. Deep cut bras can work well for low cut dresses, but pay attention to what your breast shape is. If they sag more, with less volume on top, you are going to need one that has a bit of lift, avoid anything that appears to flatten them. If you don't have volume on the upper part of your breast a lot of cute bras simply won't look good. Look for ones that give support while rounding the shape of the breast.
>>77233639hot as fuck. I love casual bras, comfy bras.
>>77201252These things your face
Contribution 1
>>77233737Contribution 2
>>77233746If the thing wants to show it
>>77233749Contribution 3
>>77233754Contribution 4
>>77233557She said she's a lesbian last time but every millennial white woman says that these days. Clearly not because she was trying to get me back at that time. But honestly I do think she was basically asexual and just used sex to get attention/validation and that's easier to get from men. She was into some degenerate porn, though. I did find some adventure time porn on her PC once with an adult woman having sex w Finn so she was kinda a pedo. But desu I found it hot at the time since I was a ss enjoyer >>77233611Not in that case, no. Nice ass, but not great tits. She had middle aged woman tits, but not in a hot way. Genuinely bad experience and I had to get drunk/high to get through it and fend off the existential dread. The chick w the cuck husband and an OF, though. That was worth it. Amazing bbw body, perfect proportions and huge tits/ass. The "Venus" body type that's very rare outside porn. Met her on Reddit when she posted nudes when that was still a novelty. Also caught feelings for her even if it was a fucked up situation. Hope she's okay
>>77233781shotacon women with big tits are the most based creatures on this planet. I want a gf like that.
>>77226241I had that thought before watching it because of the name too. But it wasn't close. What even is this body? Ew.
>>77233797Let me give you a piece of advice then, fren. Don't seek one out, they are all psychos. Get a nice, big tiddy girl who's submissive and groom her into it. That's what I did with my current gf. She started as a compete sub but I eased her into it and now this weekend we are doing a RP where I'm her teen (16 yo) son and she's taking my virginity and showing me "how to please a woman". It works better and you know they are actually into it and not just using it to manipulate you.
>>77233853hot. I uhh, turn into a complete autist in front of women with big boobs. Or any girl I'm attracted to. My brain turns off and I get the idea that there's no way she would want me. But it's all I want.
>>77233845asian women typically have a longer torso and shorter legs but thats quite an extreme example.
>>77233910Yeah, can't help you there other than unironically "just go for it". But honestly this is millennial advice, if you're a zoomer or someone my age only just now making a move on women it may not work. A decade ago the Internet was a great way to get laid and meet people with weird kinks but that's what it was a kind of obscure thing. Now there is probably an app to meet shotacon women and they are all troons, single moms or cat fishers. Good luck though, anon. Not trying to discourage you. Despite what this board will tell you, women are just people. Women have depressingly low standards and put up with quite a lot. Hold your own, don't seem too eager to impress but do out in effort. Like I said, if you like it cows they usually have one of two complexes- they internalized the attention they got from their tits and like it if you aren't too much of a coomer. The other is the one who hates it and just wants to feel normal. If you aren't a coomer and hold your own they will sometimes let you in and you can enjoy the booba, just don't sperg out about it too early. Wnjyt
>>77234224>Withold the urge to perv-out>Reap the rewardsWe must be strong, good things will come
>>77232037This is why there are single men.
>>77234224Honestly, I think I'm pretty good on it. I'm a closet pervert, I'm very modest in public and with most interactions.
I've gotta organize my nudes folder sometime, its a fucking mess, its just random girls i dumped in there.
>>77211439To be fair, each breast looks like it's wider than her waist. I totally understand the decision in this case.
>>77234326>>To be fair, each breast looks like it's wider than her waist. I totally understand the decision in this case.>Not making an anonymous OF for a few years and setting yourself up for life.Thats how rare those types of girls are.
>>77234349>anonymousI somehow doubt that attempt at concealment would prove successful.
I can only fap to titfucking.
>>77234318It's a real project honestlyMake sure to do subfolders in those folders too. Just one category doesn't do it
>>77234422>I somehow doubt that attempt at concealment would prove successful.plenty of girls are doing mask/no face
>>77201252>You ever wonder what kinda tales titcows could tell?bullying mostlyhttps://news.yahoo.com/charlotte-mckinney-talks-being-bullied-113128118.html?guccounter=1i remember in high school we had a girl who looked like an adult pretty much and had huge tits and the girls spread horrific rumors about heri talked to her once and she was really nice and kind despite me being an ugly autismo which is more than i could say about the other girls
>>77234445the idea of a girl who kinda hatese her big tits and hides them, but get really horny when I grope her and tease her, only I can do it, and how good she feels when I play with them, and gets embarrassed by it. I want to build her confidence and teach her to be proud of her body because of how much I like it and be the only one who can have her.
>>77234445bigpaireire had a similar story on X, seems she got groped then bullied constantly (in that order)
>>77234442>>77234441Those proportions are extremely rare. I wouldn't be surprised of only 40,000 people on the planet are shaped like that.If her day to day life has her interacting with enough people, someone would figure it out based on her shape alone.
>>77234445Why would you ever bully a titcowVile people
>>77234505>why would women do xOh you naive robot
>>77201306It's a catfish using her pics. I saw her on there and I live on the west coast.
>>77234476>story on X,Call it fucking Twitter like a normal human.
Titty bros all out of steam?
>>77235869I'm here but idgaf about OF whores. These threads are boring when it's just spam of porn.
>>77235869Yeah I'm a big tiddy connoisseur, but I don't really have anything relevant to add to the topic, other than my appreciation for gigantic booba.
>>77236663shes older now, on onlyfans and from the furniture in the background is now escorting in hotels.
>>77236725Yeah I saw. Her tits got bigger, but now they're covered in sores. Sad state of affairs, I prefer to remember her like this.
Much like I prefer to remember Alex Storm like this and not an ssbbw
>>77201252This thread is staying alive. One time I solicited an office and the woman there was about 50 with no bra and easily F cup boobs.
don't think it belongs here but>enter breast expansion themed server>the fucking first post that replies to me is a mtf tranny with his disgusting mantitsman
>>77235484Actually call it twatter
>>77238525>141Nice collection.
>>77218841>>77218080i have the original on my pc at home (i'm waging). that's a shop that makes her look much bigger but she still does look like that.
>>77238525why is the face redacted? is that your mom?
>>77238552it's a rather extensive one
>>77201252>You ever wonder what kinda tales titcows could tell? My mom has a few to say for sure>>77238598Jesus.
>>77238608the tittymonster nomiker goes even higher
>>77238620Cool fit, looks like from Eastern Europe
>>77238608>My mom has a few to say for sureHhnnnggg
Looks like the /mcg/ is a thing of the past, mombros.. rip
>>77238154She probably can't get children anymore and women get hornier when they get olderSounds like a hidden gem
to be honest since we've been to the moon, i could say this universe has been nothing but me and tit cows.
>>77227341>Meh azns always look unappealingIs having wrong opinions your profession or what?
>>77238620she looks like sexy charlie sheen
>>77238620I HATE ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77240245>white bra on white shirt
>>77241036she chopped off her tits and she looks like a disgusting version of her previous self man, that is the last thing I care about
>>77241180Oh... I thought it was an older pic
>>77241180>would you like to see my scarred up tits and sewn on pepperoni nipples?ew no
>>77241223there is nothing worse than seeing a woman chop off her titsmaybe being dumped by a girl you loved sucks to the same level, but this shit is just... the worst...
>>77239786>he's not able to get a white woman
>>77241180Fucking wahmen what can be done about them
Thread is overflowing with milk goddamn
>>77243204a rare occurrance for this shithole board
>>77241036>white bra on white shirtmilkers
>>77243204>Thread is overflowing with milk goddamndasrite
>>77229329Okay who the fuck is she?
>>77244633no idea, just a random girl from okcupid circa 2018 or so
Idk if large personalities can fill the hole in the heart, but surely they must
>>77245312They do for me.
>Be a great guy. >You are a morally outstanding man, a pillar of the community, and a great father.>You don't browse 4chan and aren't a degenerate.>You oldest daughter hits puberty. >Her boobs start exploding in size. >You wife gets concerned and takes her to the doctor. >Your daughter gets diagnosed with macromastia. >She and your wife don't know what to feel or what to do. >They look to you for leadership. What would you do, Anons?
>>77246166Support my daughter in her life? Unless the macromastia would effectively bring serious risks to her health, this is a no issue.
>>77246185Protect her from boys? Get her a personal trainer to strengthen her back muscles? Go on bra-shopping trips with her? Rebuff anyone who suggests that she should get a reduction? Continually work to build up her self-confidence and body-image? Don't be sexually repressive and teach her to embrace her sexuality?
>>77246166>What would you do, Anons?Get my daughter pregnant
>>77246166She's basically obligated to do porn then. You have to use what you have for the good of the world, right?
>>77247039You could find a nice, smart, and maybe shy boy in her class at school, and steer her into falling in love with him.