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Suffering kind of day.
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>>77248134
You 'suffer' every day don't you.
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Give me that whiny girl for caressing.
>>77248145
My computer aka my life died.
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Suffer in hell you faggy pedophile BITCH
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>>77248205
I need to finish my drinkeroo first.
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i quit my job yayaya it happened finally
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Can't finish drinkeroo with a headache like this.
>>77250126
>TFW no sugar mommy gf
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>>77250184
i'm gonna get another one.. i need moenies to i can trravel and husbandmaxx
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>>77250192
Just disabilitymaxx. Woman don't need the 5000 steps.
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>>77250264
eh, i sorta liked having a reason to go out and feel productive. sitting in my room hurts. can easily work another 6 months and save some thousans and go away somewhere again. i'll disabilitymaxx in the process to give me leeway to be lazy though :)
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>tfw no useless woman to come home to every day
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>>77250316
u dont even leave the house
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>>77250333
Maybe I would if I had someone to get away from.
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having a husband who finds me useful in ways that help his life and happiness... sigh
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the leave house to feel productive wagecuck virgin vs the only leave house to buy alcy gunjymaxx chad
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>>77250378
Damn. You gonna start wearing aprons too.
>>77250389
Nigga stocking on Red Bull like he works construction.
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>>77250421
no my husband will know i wont be cooking for him. ill pay my wife wages somehow else. no tradmaxxing we're gonna sit around watching reality tv and making seggs
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I think my computer deaded for good.
>>77250435
Damn nigga it's the language of love and you already planning on skipping out it.
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>>77250494
what better way to breed reseentment than to use something u don't enjoy as a way of "love language" or whatever tiktok psychology shit that is
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>>77250494
sigh u dongeddit lesbian romance one has to moidmaxx
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>>77250504
It's about enjoying making your partner happy. It's like wiping baby butts.
>>77250508
I thought she's looking for pp.
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closet homosex many such cases
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>>77250524
im gonna get one of those husbands who would likely have the attitude that he can cook better than me anyway and since i hate touching or cooking meat he'd get all mad and just do it all himself and bully me into eating his shitty meat cooking so its a win/win for his ego and my lazy bone
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he can cook me dinner and in return ill hump his boner
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>>77250541
I thought that's just being a woman. She's also pretty thirsty too.
>>77250542
My dad and his gf are like that I guess. How will you wifemaxx aside from offering your slimy holes?
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>>77250585
true its 2024 and open relationship with ur husband while u watch reality tv with ur gf are totally cute and valid
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they don't want to believe my ideal husband exists and also wants my butt
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Maybe a Chromebook indeed. Windows is beyond bloated garbage and I have no patience for Loonix. Chrome OS is pretty polished I hear.
>>77250618
Will Kooma look for a caretaker wife gf?
>>77250642
Same.
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>>77250679
how old is yer mom again asking for a friend
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>>77250679
if u shacked up with koma u could use one of his 4 pcs
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>>77250827
She's probs like 10 years older than u. Wow you'd totes relate over wanting to be a speshul awoo.
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Internet store shows official ChatGPT review. Wew.
>>77250850
I need girlsmell in my hytte.
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>tfw no lazy bug gf who uses sex to get out of doing any housework
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i'll do all the house work just not the cookin damn how hard is that to understand
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>>77251039
How do I get a gf that won't cuck me with boomers?
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>>77251062
idk, how do i get a bf that will marry me asap for a green card?
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>>77251090
Just offer your butt in a space that's not 99% mentally ill shut-ins.
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>tfw bug will never gib butt to slap
Baka would sound too cute. Sigh. Time to drink.
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Fixing my computer would probs cost same as new one.
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Kind of almost glad it broke. The new one won't have an avatar folder on it. Pure and clean.
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ChromeOS would cure my OCPD.
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Plus already hab a Pixel phone. Googlecel maxxing for aesthetic consistency...
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I started hearing my accent. Woah.
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It still has a warranty, but they might not repair a laptop reeking of vodka.
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>>77251039
Would bug do all the housework like cleaning because a man doing work like that dries the vagoo???
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Eh. It's all fine. I wasn't even feeling that bad about. I'm kind of just happy to have even more excuses to move on. This place hurts.
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counting the days until bigu comes back...
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Maybe Bug and I would fit in real life. Both kind of useless and without ambition and needy.
>>77251951
He's not coming back. That boy finally stood up for himself.
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>>77252029
are you more exciting irl because thats what all those mento illy egirls want otherwise u will have to wait until their eggs are all shriveled up to settle for a nice guy
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Damn. I have more drinkeroo than I thought. This one bottle looks yuge.
>>77252126
Bug isn't really a mentally ill BPD e-girl. I think she's def calmer irl, but still wants a boyfriend that would entertain her obvs, just not too much or else she'll feel out of her depth and anxious.
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>>77252163
the situation is all teh same whre isolated women crave stimulation first and foremost but of course u can always cope with substances
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>>77252179
Well, in all my time knowing her, there's nothing really to suggest yuge emotional issues aside from ones excabarated by being terminally online. Which kind of already suggests she's too shy irl. I mean we have no idea what she even looks like.
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I can relate to that part of her. Just being off the hook on the internet a bit. But in a safe way.
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Just remembered her saying pretty mean stuff about how boring I am compared to Koomer. Sigh.
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I guess whatevs because I think so myself anyway.
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neither of u have any idea what i acutlaly want
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>>77252495
Baka tired of having her e-character taken apart. Even more relatable.
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>>77252495
Boomer here, what do you want?
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Boomers when no one's character has been torn apart in 24 hours: " I must rectify this!"
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i'm just a simple girl
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>>77252542
I don't get what you meant by this
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>>77252647
I'm just a simple boy. I see a cute girl, I simp.
>>77252658
It's like when you're being e-exploited for e-points.
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>>77252678
I just want to know more about people. I don't mean to make you feel exploited.
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>>77252678
simp pls defend me this boomer 2.0 of urs called me a witch!
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>>77252691
I just mean that e-dopamine can be more attractive than e-communality sometimes. Either way, my senpai is simply exercising his right to rule over the idiot masses.
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>>77252717
One of my original lines was "When I said I like witches I didn't mean THIS!"
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noooo i'm not a witch i'm a good girl
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>>77252790
You revealing what you thought of me all along compared to koomer did hurt doe.
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Girls are so mean waaaah!
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burn the taylor jew witch
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I would be constantly worried of you are comfy while ducking you irl not rapesu to be desu.l
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burn the witch incell vs rape the witch chad
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>>77252930
no thanks thats how u get STD cursed
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I'd just fuck her to make her feel nice.
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my vagina muscles are so tight no pp is ever getting in there
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>>77252951
practice safer sex and do some good ole handholding to feel nice intsead
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>>77252957
t. non-virgin
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I mean, I'd just sex her because she feels as shy as I am. I want her to feel comfy enough to relax her pussy and let me make her feel like a woman.
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>>77252980
ya how do u think i lesarned my vaginey broken
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jesse what are these witches hoes even talking about
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I always knew her vagoo was broken and took it into account. I guess boomer had needs not to and can just fuck away the pain :(
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>>77253096
ive just learned to not get excited over nothing
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>>77253132
I never fucked while u had girls begging for u're 8 inch cock. Obvs she senses the sigma.
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>be virgin
>not being devout christian bf material
youre doing this to urself
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>>77253152
he's too smol and dainty for that to be true he strikes me as one of those guys who cant get a boner around a woman
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>>77253203
They don't want it. Bug wants to hear all about how I fingered that girl in high school.
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>>77253227
I bet u're fantasy of u being the first one to get his cock all up. But the idea of a reluctant Koma flipping out his 8 incher after some girl pesters him enough is hot too.
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>>77253230
yeah im sure hoes witches can relate to those kinda stories more
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>>77253259
uh u mean his moderate 5 incher with lots of italian coloured foreskin
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>>77253262
They want a fuckboi who'll take them to nightclubs but not judge them for being socially traded simultaneously.
>>77253264
You'd pick his Brownwood eyes over my deep blue jewels if you had to cockride for sure.
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bruh i don't wanna fugg either of you i'm lookin for a husband ideally one that doesn't carry on about shit like this but would start beating my ass if i did
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>>77253308
u just need to beat the moderate 5 incher to impress aussi hoes
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>>77253344
>but would start beating my ass if i did
Holy hotness.
>>77253356
I mean you just need to look less dysgenic abomix than Gungee to impress woman.
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>>77253382
beat the noisy bug
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>>77253424
I think she would be easy to pressure irl not that I'd want to do that. Gonna go throw up now
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>>77253471
this guy doesn't know me at all i'm extremely stubborn to be convinced to do something i don't want to do
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>>77253484
no worrie im sure his slav alcoholism violence genetics will activate in time
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Goddamn this was bad.
>>77253484
You'd use your woman rain to convince urself it's what u want obvs
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huh did someone say something
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>>77253026
Can it be fixed at all? Or is it like that for life?
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>>77253544
shuddup an lisen based men are talking
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>>77248134
I want to ride my bike, it finally stopped raining but it's 40 degrees outside and it's already the afternoon
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>>77253616
it can be fixed with true loves kiss
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>>77253616
>Can it be fixed
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Someone should find and kill me
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Goddamn I'm throwing up so much.
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>>77253659
maybe u just need a little push to diy
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I want to coom into soft and fluffy bug vagoo.
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>>77253729
>soft and fluffy
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>>77253787
Fucking her to the point she relaxes her pussy must feel pretty rewarding.
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>>77253880
no aiste! thats rape
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She''s been so ride towards me recently. Now imagine her forgetting all that meanness just because my pp is inside her cutie tummy. That sounds rewarding very much. Biggie enjoying herself would look very cute.
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her witch face when
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heh forgot to add the picture
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>>77254484
poor aisu is dying of alcohol poisoning and youre being content what a cruel witch u are
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>>77254614
cruelest persn i knowt tries to bully me uhmm uh haha
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>>77254686
>persn knowt uhmm uh haha
gosh ure drunk too what a bunch of degenerates
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i cant drink on these meds id die
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>>77254741
well yes and?
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>>77253962
Putting my small pp inside Bugs tummy while Aisu is sleeping!
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Woke up from my vodka coma. Gib snack.
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>>77248134
So basically any day that end with a y
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Homely yet very horny bug is cute. Makes me wish for a simple relationship.
>>77255413
Any day that ends with "day" yes.
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>>77255438
You are very brave to say lewd things to her publicly like that, but she isn't really lewd back to you
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>>77255447
Oh, well it's fine. She's above that at least today. Not even trying to woo her at this point. Just longing for a specific feel.
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>>77255514
I think we all long for that specific feel deep down. At least Bug does reply to you.
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>>77255447
>he doesnt know the deepest bug lores
she only stopped unapologetically parading her rotten slutty self in e-public after we started calling her out on being a degenerate hoe
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>>77255542
I like the simplicity of her daydream. Just watching TV and having sex lol. None of the overcomplicated bullshit Koma or Bigu might come up with to justify their virginity.
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whos this guy bitchin about me again is it that same one who said i make him so uncomfortable that its hard to even be around me or respond to me... sheesh what a little baby is this some sort of lonely pp tantrum he's throwing uh i think we call it a "not my problem"
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>>77255589
i still have ptsd from ur most degenerate comments i should sue u for emotional distress
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>>77255576
Bigu and Koma are virgins? Wow. They always seemed like smooth mythical people. Well, Bigu is cool.

>>77255565
It was just banter I'm sure. And everyone can reform.
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>>77255617
no u dont geddit shes a bna fide fujoshi there most be the most disturbing things in her fap folder i assure u she has regularily fantasizes about teh men here sexing each other
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>>77255652
That is okay. I like girls kissing girls. It is the same but in reverse
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>>77255686
yeah not like i expected anyone whos around r9k to have any issues with that u all need jesus
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>>77255712
He hasn't given me a girlfriend for over 30 years so I don't think he is going to start now
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I wonder if the stuff she told Koma was more degen than the stuff she told me. Now I'm jelly.
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>>77255576
lazy day in bed (while we take turns picking trash to watch and laugh at) with bf where he lets me lay all over him (nonsexually) and touch his weiner (only sorta sexually) and also whine that im hungry until he brings us back a snack to get crumbs in the bed with and then when im up outa the bed brushing the crumbs out like a maniac my butt will seduce him and he'll grab me in there and SEGGS ME HARD
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>>77255750
I wonder what she said but it is rude to pry in public. You are lucky.
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>>77255755
Damn. Not sure what you tryna accomplish here. Make me KMS or what.
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>>77255755
I think this makes me more lonely than anything to read something so innocent and pure and know I am no closer to it now than when I was born. You are a gem
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>>77255763
Sometimes I want to just install Discord and call her my smol girlie over and over until she's sick of it.
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>>77255730
u just need to try harder mate nothings free in life except neetbux
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>>77255824
would u like her to call u oniichan
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>>77255824
What's stopping you? You could probably date her by the looks of it. You're very lucky.
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>>77255865
No am younger than her so it would be meh. I want her to try and kiss me that I would sometimes deny. It would look cute.
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>>77255890
i think she would prefer if ud punch her in the face or kick her in the butt instead sometimes
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>>77255882
I'm a chudcel shut in with too much baggage.
>>77255896
I would totally kick her in the butt. Otherwise I dont think you need to be explicitly violent to dominate a woman. Just a bit rough.
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>>77255917
its a question of finding the right hole to shut her yapper
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>>77255946
Bug probs sounds pretty cute when she whines anyway.
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>>77255955
well the point is foids cant whine while theyre choking
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>>77255999
But it's so cute. My totally misogynist guilty pleasure is dismissing women's issues just to see their cute childish complaining as they try to make themselves look strong and serious to you.
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>>77256037
u may have been watching too much animaymay recently irl women are not cute at all
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>>77256059
lol this nigga is gay
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>>77256067
i still go outside enough to realize the absolute state of western 3d pig disgustang
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>>77256059
They're cute, just not perfectly so. Yeah I geddit real women have nonsense like adult brains and agency, but I think deep down rlthey can still revert to the natural childlike state when they want their butt touched.
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>>77256078
lol this nigga is gay for real
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>>77256116
u cant handle the truth SAD!
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OwOing over bug's "buttons" vs akshually touching them...
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>>77256133
lol this gay nigga thinks real women care at all about the insults of ugly incels
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>>77256140
>lol this gay nigga thinks real women care at all about the insults of ugly incels
t.
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Whiny needy buge... Sigh gib. Getting asked by her if I'd still love her if she was a worm or a puddle... Gib cute woman logic to be pestered with...
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>>77256149
ruhroh u got meeee i'm secretly seething oh noez how will i recover now
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>>77256196
too late youre already the basedjak (me on the left)
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>>77256192
Damn, what kind of Stockholm syndrome must a nigga have to actively want that kind of shid...
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>>77256215
Now she will finger herself thinking of that 'jak. Sigh. Time to drink.
>>77256241
Women being traded in their special way is cute.
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>>77256241
what abusehaus childhood does to mfers
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>>77256268
>Women being traded in their special way
uuhm misogynist much
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him being gay would make so much sense itd really explain why hes acting like such a woman towards me now after his whole novel length shid and cry about how uncomfortable and traumatising talking to me is here he is throwing shit desperate to see if something sticks. literally female optics nigga needs a man to set him straight and get him to quit acting like a lil bitch
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>>77256339
you need the pp just as bad as he does
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copee seethe dilate etc
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>woman shittalking her ex
Not cute :(
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>>77256368
>woman "ex" begging for a scrap of her attention for days on end
never had the ick more in my life
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>>77256368
im so sorry for ruining ur fun
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>>77256386
Sigh. I guess it makes me free posting whatever feels cute regardless of reality.
>>77256391
I'll drink to it.
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>>77256386
>attention
how bout some boober intsead
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>>77256414
it's oke aisu ur still allowed to find irl women cute and want to touch their nice soft bodies
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>>77256452
Now I can't if it gives them the worst ick of their life or whatevs
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boober pls?
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>>77256479
no you silly boy i wasn't referring to you. you're more like a horny nuisance (cant partake cus im on a husband quest rn) but it's fine
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>>77256493
I'm 80% cuddles 20% sex aksully
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western 3dpd when they try to be cute be like
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>>77248134
Anyone else notice that the universe itself seems to be hellbent on stopping you ever attaining even a modest shred of happiness?

Worse, sometimes it dangles a sweet little nugget of hope in front of you, just long enough for you to almost believe, and then it's snatched away suddenly and completely?

Those times are worse than simply never having any hope at all.
Like fate is real and the universe has some specific outcome in mind for you and goes out of its way to keep you exactly in the rut it wants you?

Just me? Fuck.
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>>77256493
quest on getting fat more like
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I guess I'm allowed to say bug butt would be a sticky mess after I'm done with it now.
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>>77256511
i wonder if your moid hormones would go into hyperdrive and go 100% sexo once you're around a girl
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>>77256616
Sex is just an eventual conclusion to cuddles. I want her to cuddle up to me for hours before anything and gib me the big spoon privileges.
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>>77256532
hope is the half assed retarded brother of determination
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Teasing mixed signals all day before she makes her butt aggressively available...
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>>77256661
i think i want my seggs to be less routine than that
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Not that I'm not trad. Women for sure still want to be dominated in the loose meaning of the term. Like I'd need to familiarize myself with the western ways of woman on top.
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>>77256748
Baka wants spontaneous caveman bonk over the head sex. A bit spooky for this shy boy.
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bend over bitch its time for ur daily 8pm seggs sesh
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>>77256790
i don't want bonks or aggression just someone who can challenge my personality and be likeable enough for it to not turn into a full battle
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>>77256811
How many headpats to fully challenge u're personality?
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I think I can probs challenge u're personality through sheer autism. I'm outwardly berry calm irl.
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>>77256835
oi mate gotta put ur shrimp in her barbie to fix that daft cunt ya
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I need a wife
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Niggas always thought of this boy as incredibly patient. I guess from that just need to learn to not be a total bore. Even as Aisu, I think I'm not a totally lost cause in that department.
>>77256956
She just needs her skirt tugged on.
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>>77257000
no problem heres some top tier waifus pick whatever u like
>>77257007
she needs to be put on a leash
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Using buggie as a cuddle plush toy as she wonders if I don't find her attractive anymore for not taking her butt despite obvs having a boner against her back for hours... Gib
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neurotypicals wouldnt geddit
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>>77256670
The only thing I'm really determined to do is join in a revolution and rope some politicians, but since everyone's still happy to goon and play vidya I'm sort of stuck with my retarded hopes of modest improvements to my life

But I will dwell on your words, kind primate.
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Comfily pushing bugge over for her butt taking sesh when I feel like it... I think am aksully horny now. I want to gib most softest touches that are just forceful enough to bulli a bit.
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>>77257231
>slapping her around until she stops resisting
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>>77257273
I don't like outright violence. But mental dominance is hot. I want her to feel like the smol helpless girle she sees herself as whenever her butt aches for pp. Girls wanting to be raped by someone they trust is what they want and deserve.
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>>77257317
>sitting next to her and talk about raep and she gives u dis look
no aisu bad aisu raep is WRONG
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>>77257376
Uh. Obvs I would never call it raep. It's more like ''challenging her personality.
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>>77257391
>its not raep if u dont call it raep
genius
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>>77257452
Women hate the word not the act.
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>>77257464
aisu the woman understanderer i kneel
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>>77257516
Missing the days of calling Bug a slut as a form of endearment
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Comfy sex with bugge... I geddit now what I want. Comfort. To calmly take what I want. To coom on her thighs because she is owed as much. To shower her soiled tummy after because that's what you do for love. Damn.
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I can edge forever cause am too drunk to coom.
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>>77257452
>>77257464
I love the word because I've redefined it as I see fit and inspired by Japanese usage in JAV and series like Rape Man.
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im so misunderstood damn.......
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>>77257646
youre geddin e-coomed all over what a huge slut
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>>77257635
Imagine punishing (rewarding) her for how nasty she been.
>>77257646
Is okey. Deep down we geddit.
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>>77257660
i'm really not sure you get it, there's nothing endearing about this
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>>77257682
Yeh, but it's fine.
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>>77257701
das not very cutemaxxed of you sillysu
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>>77257709
Is okey. Kooma is just watching not judging.
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>>77257646
just a soul whose intentions are good status: misunderstood
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Does Bug think a man's coom marks her forever? Sounds so hot, but a double edged blade if your not a virgin.
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I think I'll get both a laptop and a Chromebook to try. I just remembered I can do whatever I want (except sex).
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>>77257840
Will you think about someone else's mark every time you coom on her?
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>>77257870
Probs not unless she was blacked.
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A bit of slut shaming is fine. Cute how self-conscious they get. I remover bug stressing a bit over how I was still pure while she was not. Ideally it should be the opposite lol. I got to flex I'm not kiss less just to keep up.
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But yeh. A soiled girl is cute. Washing her is so so cute.
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>>77257885
What part sounds hot to you then? Trying to overwrite it with your own seggs? Competing with someone else?
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>>77257942
i think aisu e-coomed so much over bug at this point not even irl cooms can overwrite the aisu mark anymore
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>>77257942
I don't really think of other man's coom just my own. I think the inconvenience of how sex leaves women is attractive. Makes me feel more protective and responsible. Sex is a way bigger risk for girls so being trusted with it is a sign of love more so from a girl.
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>>77257976
One irl coom is worth 100 e-coom
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>>77257992
>of course im comfortable with my gf being on onlyfans its 2024 after all
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Hazelnut vodka smells like berries wut.
>>77257976
I had a pretty rich schizoid inner world even before. Bug can confirm that, but yeh she is pretty cute.
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>>77258005
More money is good in this economy

>>77257990
So more rather how you leave your mark in bug forever? And any man after has to deal with it? Always soiled
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>>77258055
its over bug got slav'd
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>>77258055
I don't think of other men. I just think a girl's "she is mine" vs a boys "he is mine" is a bit different. It's more cute to take girls for urself. Under u're wing and protect them.
>>77258076
>The first voyage under Arthur Calwell's Displaced Persons immigration program, that of the General Stuart Heintzelman in 1947,[5] was specially chosen to be all from Baltic nations, all single, many blond and blue-eyed, in order to appeal to the Australian public.
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>>77258106
fuggg ure 80 years too late so over for balticbros
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>>77258076
Slavs aren't real in Australia. They don't exist.

>>77258106
I see, deep down as mean as you are you do have some niceness and purity in you too.
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Oh fugg my tummy is suffering.
>>77258153
She deserves nordica seggs
>>77258173
I hab a berry childlike understanding of love and intimacy. A blessing and a curse.
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>>77258173
aisu in australia be like
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>>77258210
You are still bright eyed. It is a good to not be a pessimist
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>>77258213
Is good think bugge is tall (but not so tall you can't bulli her) so our kids wouldn't be chuds.
>>77258229
Yes my eyes are top 1% in a top 1% blue eye country. It's something I always god compliments on it's nice to be speshul somehow. My hair is probs darker than average. Not as hyperborean.
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>>77258258
What color are yours? Are bugs blue too?
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>>77258268
Dark blue. I think her is blue too. She is pure anglo. I used to think she was Chinese for sum reason, but she's white just happens to end up in abo country.
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>>77258258
uhhm sweaty i dont think so pretty sure bug would want her sons so be chuds so she can bulli incel moids
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>>77258299
All women want sons for sum reason. Pretty sure they worry about them not being Chad enough all the time. Like even my awoo mom who cares for nothing worldly commented how I am too feminine. I'll make a new thread I got drinks to finish. Find it ourselves if you still wish to mark me with u're ecoom.
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>>77258323
>they worry about them not being Chad enough
bich no single mom ever produced a chad son in the history of mankind
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>>77258363
They'll never blame themselves. The disgust towards the chuds on is deep in the DNA.
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>>77258385
well yeah chuds want a strong father figure something single women dont care about they just want their baby sons to be obedient cute dogs to play dress up with and carry their shopping bags
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also duck this thread



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