Showing mummy your phone with all your post and (You)s like the big boy winner you are edition
>>77252974Nice picture of ruthmong.
I won almost two hundred threads last year.
Any SSM updates this afternoon?
>>77252941actually crazy how your parents brought you into this shitty world with absolutely no consideration for how your future might gothey are fully responsible for thiswhy do it?if you arent going to take responsibility for the consequences of having a child then dont have one
>>77253016Did he get his PS5 yet?
Did he get another PS5 slim?
could not give a fuck about caravan sites, castles or towns and this thread was made first you sad little girls
>>77253037>Did he get another PS5 slim?Who is 'he' lad who you talking about?
>>77253081He is seasideMARK lad
Did he ever finish road to the masters?
woad to the wasters
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B09P3YLHDH/Should I pull the trigger on this? Need something quite small.
Shall be calling it now
>>77253126Horrible specs on that lad. Why not buy a used/reconditioned laptop?
crosscunt and the other spammers have settled in the other thread so here I'll say
She's gonna be so happy when she finally goes to Athens. I wish I had something to look forward to. She wouldn't even bring me along.
Any of you lads on venlafaxine? What am I in for?
Is this the official thread?
>>77253126No. Get this instead.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dell-Latitude-Compact-Laptop-Renewed/dp/B081NRDH6Q/ref=sr_1_3?s=computers&sr=1-3
>>77253126>celeron>windowsenjoy waiting for basic shit like a web browser to function. get a used thinkpad and install linux.
For me its Stardust. She's German and is very relaxing
>>77253037Who's that fat man and why doesn't he trim his nose hair?
>>77253126No lad that is shite. Even a Chromebook from Curry's would be better
>That scene where malfoy casts ACKvada kedavra on the tranny student while dumbledore cheers him on Jesus CHRIST rowling
laura's gash
>>77253193tru kait is so hot
Even my apu has an i9 laptop and he only uses it to fill in QMEE surveys for me
Need an update on HHL's garden
>>77253160The 4gb ram does worry me, but I just need something to access a browser with a few tabs at most. I was avoiding refurbished as I don't want something that's been used and is loud as fuck. The one I linked is fanless.>>77253204Really that bad?>>77253198Thanks lad, I'll look up reviews for it.>>77253225How much are they? Don't really want to spend more than 200. The laptop won't be my daily driver or anything, just something portable to do work on in library or coffee shops.
I don't own a computer. 100% of my posts are done on my Wamsung phoneCheers x
>>77252600she's too working class. They'd all pretend they don't notice or care about that but then quietly exclude her until she gets the message. They're not classist though because they have a black friend and her dad grew up dirt poor in ghana
Gibi keeps getting tattoos. Christ she's ruining her body.
>>77253306I am working class and went to Oxford and it wasn't like that at all.
Ruth's smelly hoIes
>>77253345Ruthmong doesn't care about Ruth anymore. You need to change it to Laura or CEX lass.
>we're not going in there, why do you want to go in there?>you told me you'd focus on our relationship and not engage in your childish hobby anymore>just install a game on your iphone>you're in a serious relationship now and you told me you were not going to buy video games anymore>you can get me stuff to show your love for me if you have money to waste>we need to buy more important things for our live laugh love home so let's check out every charity and homeware shop before they shutmen...why do they never grow up
My Poundland are hiring. Might apply for a part time job there.
>>77253366>working in poundlandGrim lad. I'd rather work in a windowless Amazon warehouse desu
>>77253366I saw my local subway were hiring. Few cute girls work there, I need to get in asap.
>>77253341>I am working class
>>77253379Mine were looking for 'sandwich artists' sounds too complecated for me
Sneed... My son... You must chose now.Will you be gucci loafers-wearing city slickerOr honorable feed & seed salesman
>>77253379Cute paki lass works in my subway. Still not asked her out yet. But I will one day
>you've already got 10 games on the *book*shelf>you can't play them all at once, just sell some
>>77253420Wonder if Laura plays vidya with her Chad bf
>>77253275yeah it'll be shit and probably break within a year.
just need a seaside dinnupdate
Will do the other fing in 5 I reckon
>>77253432She said she plays chess with her bf. He taught her and she is not at his skill level.
How long before Abood and VideoGamesWarlord discover are Laura and are sliding into her DMs?
Learning chess? Won't get me a gf
Mastering the Rubiks Cube?Won't get me a sprog.
>>77253366Probably could score a better girl at home bargains.
no point learning chess if you didn't start before the age of ten. Your brain plasticity is gone by then and you'll never be any good at it
>>77253478Is Home Bargains a northern thing? Never heard of it
>>77253460She already has several arabs commenting on her videos. They love white angelic girls.
>>77253478she has a boyfriend of five years. Even the plain girls are already taken and have a 30-40 simp collection just in case
>>77253489They have them in the south too. Get out more lad.
>>77253434I don't mind it lasting a year, I only need it for 5 or so months. I move soon and I don't plan on bringing it with me. That's why I don't want to spend much at all. But if it's shit day 1 that's a problem.
>>77253499It grim lad. The only single girls are those on the chad hunt through online dating apps. It's no wonder young zoomer men are struggling to get relationships and turning gay/trans.
>>77253489Home Bargains are everywhere now lad.
>>77253516buy a thinkpad off ebay from a computer specialised business seller. they will be selling barely used laptops treated well from businesses.
>>77253502>>77253527None near me lad. There is a store called 'The Range' which looks to be very similar though
>>77253470Too low iq to ever learn chess. I know draughts (checkers) though.
>>77253528Thank you lad, will spend some more time and look at thinkpads. Just want something small I can stuff in my gym bag with the rest of my gym clothes.
>>77253453She also said she installs all the apps for her bf when he comes round to stay like that sports one.
>>77253545Same lad. I know snakes and ladders, that's about it.
>>77253364lad I've been married 5 years and my wife has never once said anything like this. I think the most critical thing she's ever said was "If you want to install Henkaku on the PS4 shouldn't you get one brand new so that the firmware won't be up to date? I know it's cheaper getting it from CEX but it'll be for nothing if you can't softmod it."
>>77253332Even Ruth got tattoos. Disgusting isn't it?
SEASIDE UPDATE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=745MuAu_JCg
>>77253306She should still go to university someday.
>>77253590They really do look shite, even on men.
>>77253564It's a shame we are too low iq to attract a decent girl. Even low iq ones will be after gymmaxxing tradie deanos.
>>77253596https://youtu.be/745MuAu_JCg?t=295
>>77253566why would you not update your ps4 firmware?
>>77253657LOL fucking based. Wagies will be paying for the ganja.
Having a jalfrezi curry for din dins. Only Morrisons finest for me. It lush x
>>77253657I doubt he'll find anyone to buy it from in Wareham. He'll have to travel to dumps like Poole to find dealers.
>>77253564Laura is so pretty. I want to drink a full pint of piss. Cheers x
>>77253691SSM has contacts, they will come to him.
The women? White. The cocks? Black. The sex? Exquisite!
>>77253697*her pissPhwoaaar
The Seaside Creed taught me so much.He teach me to appreciate Britain.
Anyone with tats would be the first to go if I were PM.
>>77253732Britains first shoeless Prime Minister
>>77253160chances are it was used by a nonce before
>>77253657Fucking right mate. Good lad.
>>77253691You can buy it online these days mate.
I fucking do everything for Ruth. I don't do normie things yes, but everything that I do, I do it for her. She's got way too much to lose with me. I can't believe she has someone else by her side. Step back Ruth, don't try to kiss me!
SEASIDE DOUBLE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/WnEvn6Wc9oMSEASIDE DOUBLE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/H7UaBMgFaVo
Security immigrant grabs his camera. Clown.https://youtu.be/xqwdJztW1aM
I'm not ashamed that I stink of shit
>>77253887We're talking about SSM here lad. I doubt he knows how to use the darkweb
>>77253961You don't need the darkweb anymore lad. It's easier than that.
>>77253943are reggie called him a mong and he did not like that one bit. MONG.
>>77253657ahahaha he's still going on about not having a car
>>77253915You are not the real Ruthlad lad. She would like me more than you.
>>77254018Prove it that I'm not the real Ruthlad.
>>77253981he been betrayed by benefits system, they took his car away. He got bad back and stinks out public transport. They try kill him off. It a travesty.
Dossers, deanos, immigrants and druggies usually frequent CeX.
HIS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHpzWcioQo
>>77253916>been on benefits for 30 odd yearsfucking based
>>77254029You don't even know her favourite album of all time.
he's going home to get his microphone
>>77254064It's a new one that you don't know about.
>>77254064Isn't it a Gary Glitter album
Ruth is out with Malik tonight
Bet she wouldn't walk round Luton or Birmingham dressed like this.
still going on about having no car kek
>>77254101No that was probably just something she got from a charity shop. She didn't know he was a child rapist.
>I really hope this country becomes islamic state in 200 years
The Mujahid Army.Seaside Omar.
>>77253916>>77254062kek he knows how to wind up trolls. They will be absolutely fuming
>>77254287He's been watching too much GB News
>>77254092>>77254122Lying mongs.
>you will never make memories with a girl travelling the world
Sexual intercourse is reserved for 6'2" muscular men with hunter eyes
>>77254398>tfw 5'7 with round eyes and spectacles
I want sex but it's fucking impossible to get.
Screwfix manager just turned up kek
>>77254453I like how he asks for a job whilst handing him a can of guinness.
>>77254188Is that Laura?
Real thread is right here:>>77253001>>77253001>>77253001>>77253001
>>77254551This thread was first little lad
Why are there two threads? hmm
Crossmong is shitting up the other thread with his daily routines so I'll stay in this one.
>>77254303it all part of ssm's plan. make obvious troll videos and let the trolls clip his video and promote him on their own channel
I have never seen a cute british twink porn star
>>77254604He should hit 2k in a few weeks It lush
ssm reckons guy richie has been watching ssm on youtube for 5 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZQs06NMpUmark just got absolutely BTFO by this chad. how will the SSA even recover?
>>77254625he looks like me desu
>>77254654he was best mates with alex higgins in the 90s are mark. he live a rich life and meet a lot of people
>>77254654>The "I'm going to become an actor" arc is coming back
>>77254656MMW still seething because SSM banned him from his channel.
SSA for life tbqh
>>77254530yes, the real scottish lass
>>77254654He's coming out with some dire LARP at the moment
>>77254699Lauren was first and is the original Scottish lass retard. Laura is a newbie.
She would never let herself go like Fat Laurel.
it is all so tiresome. britfeel has changed.
he would have been a nurse right now if not for TMAU. It not right how they bully him, he got low confidencehttps://youtu.be/H7UaBMgFaVo?t=364
>>77254725she does the same sexualised shit. laura cares about her community and bought herself a ps5 and streaming kit to make vidya asmr now.
Todays events may make me change forever. Either for the better or for the worse. Very saddening indeed.
>>77254756Laurel is too busy working a real job. She doesn't have time to exercise.
LittIe gay feIIa
imagine being a teenage girl and attempting to murder your school. Mad. Life on easy difficulty awaited her.
>>77254790Why do you do this non-insulting form of trolling. It an enigma.
Only being mischievous cheeka you little gay
>>77254787This girl isn't fat.
>>77254832You are like garden gnome creatureLittle scamp you
he started a new livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyfTotfpLN0
HE LEFT HIS iPAD DOWN THE ROAD.
SSM is a business manHe buy high and sell lowSo get in there
He's paying 26 quid to watch the Liverpool game. Well, it's not his money is it.
Why are there two freds de lads? That's not on is it.
crosscunt wont post in a dollymong thread bless you dollymong xx
>>77254898One of the sensitive lasses made another thread because the op image of this one upset them even though they are here posting their gimmicks and drivel
>>77254903He will soon get lonely and show up here for attention.
>>77254840I know but she could be in better shape.
He missing the game. It not right.
He can't afford to watch even a single Liverpool game. He missing first half. This isn't fucking right.
>>77254953It's his own fault for spending 200 quid on PS5 games he won't even play
>>77254949>314 watchingfuck me he a big time streamer are mark
HMDI giving him grief. It not right.
This breaking my heart watching this. He just want footie game.
>>77254983I bet someone posted his channel link on tiktok
He just paid 26 pound. The cable gone wrong. He paid 26 pound for nothing.
>>77255001>>77255027He sorted it now
>>77254983324 now. mad innit
he aint happy
he pay 26 fucking quid to watch this. It not right
it better than giving it to the wookes
WHAT DA FUCKS GOIN ON NAW?!
LOL LIVERPOOP LOSING
liverpool been fucked over this season. It not right
I'm hoping Liverpool lose now just to see Mark have a weltdown.
klopp the flop only 1 league title infront of zero fans
fucking hell 640 viewers now
No more internet for SSM, he has to cancel internet cause he spent it on the footie. It not right.
>>77255235He received 30 quid in donations tonight so his footy is actually on for free
>>77255262He can't access that money for thirty days.
Did he just bet 100 quid on liverpool?
he put hundred pound on liverpoolit not fucking right
what happened to 'better than giving to ta bookies'?
he got no more fucking broadband money. He need a cash injection
The fucking slug is still gambling.
So many things today have gone wrong. Very ominous sentiments right now. I sink I need to relax for a long time. Not good things on ze horizon.
Seaside sisters, are we so back? or is it so over?I feel terrible for finding this funny
>mark once lost 100,000 on a liverpool matchfuck me
imagine what he could have done with that 120 grand. He would be living a completely different life right now
>>77255399He would have spunked it on buying and selling shit from CEX within a year.
This not right. His Seaside Dreams falling apart at the Seaside Seams.
>>77255406he'd have bought a house with that. Probably worth half a million now. Nice seaside retirement been cancelled
Where's the lad who was on about SSM having loads of disposable income? Hope your sending him some cash
>>77255493He said he would have bought a Rolex and a car, He would not have used it for anything wise.
>>77255530he should be driving around in is aston martin right now hand built by iqbal. It not fucking right
His bet of 100 quid down the drain.
someone wasting money viewbotting his streams and he doesn't even notice kek
>>77255597Of course not, he spent 26 to watch the game and then a 100 quid bet. He's way too focused on the money now.
Praying for Liverpool to win.He need that money so bad or he not eat.
he is fuming now
He's gunna meltdown if Everton score another
it not fucking righthope city win now
Please Jesus let Everton score another.
LMAO THERE GOES HIS 100 QUID
the true reality of marks life. what a sad pathetic slug of a human. alone pissed up and gambling.
26 quid broadband moneyCould've made another 1/4 bet with that lads Oh well fresh start tomorrow 18 months no bookies
>>77255735look at this thread which you have spammed since 5 am this morning. take a long look at your empty void of a life lad. then kill yourself.
>>77255762And I'll be back again tomorrow to continue the Seaside Word and you'll be here impotent but to seethe, read and respond to it all.It's a wow!
>>77255762ive been working lad. not all of us that hate mark are on his level.but you make a fair pointbut i just think its 4x funnyhe remembered to delete the streams b4 bed good lad
Gunna have to sell his bacon and pork belly slices now.
>>77255811https://youtu.be/7Yp6p5RxEzQTrolls already uploading lad. It not right.
Riffratz 100% posts here.
Still has the brass to claim he's 18 months no bookies too.What a sausage
>>77255857What's up lad?
>>77255910I can hear your baby crying and your lass shouting at you. Go see to your family before you worry about are Mark okay?cheersx
>>77255922After I'm done editing these clips de lid.
On that Wednesday night wuppagrind. Garn grind some vidya for a bit then check into beddingtons around 11-12ish. It womfy.
>>77255762Remember seeing that post and cracking up. 20 to 6 in the morning and he's posting his gimmicks a real sad cunt with nothing and nobody except 4chan
>He is into 'findom'>He doesn't have a sprog>He doesn't at least productively channel his degenerate fetish into supporting his sprog
>>77255933Make sure to get the part where tells us guy Ritchie is eyeing him up for a big netflix role on the summer.
>>77255968who are you lashing out at now little lass?
>>77255991No one in particular, I just find 'findom' particularly grim. Also, I paid 3 grand in child support today, and was just thinking about how that would be an effective way for those into 'findom' to at least do something useful and get a kick out of it at the same time
>>77256011Any proof of this 3k payment little fella?
I'll be happy to show you at your local train station. As a bonus I'll spin your jaw.
You can't knock me Ruth. You can't hold me down. I'm going to keep hustling girl.
>>77255903He doesn't count online gambling as bookies so he's still 18 months no bookies.
Ruthmong is in a LEAGUE of his own. Such a talent was a DIAMOND in the MAD
>>77256079He truly is an idiot
>>77256079So he's patting himself on the back for avoiding the bookies, but continuing to do the easier and much more risky alternative. Man's a genius
>>77256034Last time I posted proof people just said it was 'car payments or something'
Grindin' Wortnite and neckin' Wustlerz.It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it.
>>77256205At least you ain't drinking so good job.
>>77256181Nah this is how I know you're lying. You always ALWAYS say in the transfer reference that it's for child support. You legally have to, or the woman can just say "He didn't send me child support, that was for something else"
shit himself again on holidaylosing his broadband money on gamblingdo you think helens starting to second guess their more than friends relationship?
she need someone more responsible are 'elenshe want kids and she not getting any younger
>>77256243I'm 5 weeks no wokey and 5 days no wooze. It great. Might treat meself to Helldivers 2 and a nice big wizza this weekend.
>>77256400treat yourself to a celebratory bag and some wodka
Got back from my walk nd took me valiums very comfy now. My worries can wait until tomoro now.
>>77256205Knock those wustlers on the yed lad. Shouldn't even be legally classed as good.
Wait, what's this. Is the "no betting" streak finally over?
cannot sleep or wake up when I want to.atleast im ill so its not like i can go out and do anything anyway.
Plan 2nite finish cleaning bedroom, text dad, tick off some of the easier to-do tasks, winding down after 11 with some tranime, early night
>>77256256It's not a formal child support order, I just give her money randomly
Went and ordered a cheeky chromebook.
Spend all those years with someone and they just vanish and ghost you as they say. I think I get it but it still hurts. Hopefully he is doing alright.
>>77256525Why not a lovely little thinkpad?
Funny how i see certain ppl reposting me piccies/maymays then thye turn around and seethe at me and say the most toxic things about me. Good thing i have a thick skin.
>>77256539Look Ebin, Len doesn't want you, it's been 7 years, get over it.
Of course I'd probably be the same if I was the type of sad fucker to be posting seasideMARK at not long after half 5 this morning, I'd also tell massive lies about my life because lets be honest you can't have much going for you can you.
>>77256558It's not Len he cares about, he just wants to money back for the parker pen
>>77256577nowt wrong with having a hobby.
>>77256592I'd be annoyed too. Those pens are good.
>>7725659616+ hours a day isn't a hobby lad its more like a job, that's more hours a day than a janny does and the pay is the same
>>77256620we could all wish we were as passionate about something as he is about micro-niche e-celebs
>>77256637>we could all wishno
bored de lidswhats goin on in feelshire
If nothing else coining the term spr*gless wagie means i mindbroke the thread for 6 months and counting. Albeit not saying it's a good thing. Bossman-allocated and can a loremaster confirm not bad overall. Department of wagie payments. Lots of shiters that missed the target as well though. I thought fagie had potential.
Almost definitely could kms with enough diazepam taken beforehand. Id forgot how easy this makes everything seem.
SEASIDE UPDATE GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMEDhttps://youtu.be/7Vzko0C88Gg
Few blues it would be no bother stepping onto the train tracks. Off beachy head. Its not just simple its exciting now.
>>77256548Couldn't find one that seemed compact enough for no more than 200. And I don't want to buy refurb/used. Plus the chromebook is touchscreen and folds into a tablet too which sold me.
My waifus are waiting for me in heaven.
Might hold off on texting while i'm mad wae it
>>77256810very nice lad, enjoy
why is his dick a void
Another wuppa? Don't mind if I do x
Are Chika and Crossmong having a soppy tart off? I wonder what the winner gets
Rayner calls Sunak a "pint sized loser".Lmao. I wish she'd verbally abuse me too tbqh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAvtNhskgqY
>>77256793you won't be laughing this time next year when he a world famous star and a millionaireseasidearmy going global and it's lush
Found me jigglypuff plushy
She's in her early 20s, lived in several countries by herself and going to become an architect. What about you?
>>77256933I would lose that every time because I dont make that many postsWill soon be in dreamworld. Ze land of nod. I hope things are nice there.
>If I had a superpower I would want it to be the power to make everything for you work out well. I would want to be able to fix everything for you so you'd never have to be sad. I don't have any superpowers but I can still try to help you. Let me try.>****Few years later she cheated on me lel
>>77257016Why would I wanna live in several countries and become an architect?
>>77257016i've had the same mic as her for like 7 years and she's still going strong, hell yeah. i'm a failed shrink working a 9-5 and have spent only several weeks total outside of the american southeast. not terribly upset because being terribly upset is not enjoyable.
>>77257016I start a graduate job in August and will be living in my own lush flat. Hopefully gf after that. What about you?
>>77257040Beats living and dying in the same town.>>77257042A Blue Yeti? Most asmrtists use them. They break them a lot though.
>>77257016Sometimes I stink of fish, sometimes shit. Some people can smell it, some can't.
>>77257047I'm low iq and working depresses me.
Yep. Already clipped, webm'd and saved to me femdom folder. Her thick northern accent just makes it better. I'd rank her the second sexiest MP, behind Liz Truss.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1713997787440083.webm
This is such an insulting image of a very beautiful person but I get a good chuckle from it.
>>77257142height shaming a man. imagine if this were the other way around. a man calling a women fat in the house of commons. he'd be forced to resign
>>77257177Women can humiliate and belittle men as its socially acceptable. The next Labour government (led by cuck Starmer) will be the most feminist and anti-male in the history of this country.
>tfw no Liz Truss dominatrix PMAn evil bitch for sure but god damn did I enjoy wanking over. She did an SPH sign in parliament once but I can't find it anywhere.
>An evil bitch for sure but god damn did I enjoy wanking over. She did an SPH sign in parliament once
He was filming their granny's ambulance. A new low for him. The narcissistic side once again showing and his commenters aren't happy at all about it. Try that shit in Brazil.https://youtu.be/bNaW0_9-B3k
>>77257072Not really. Everywhere is basically the same now due to globalization. Buildings are different and maybe the weather but that's it. People are still mongs, all the same boring shops, same careers, same everything.
Imagine worrying about your mother in the ambulance and some cunt in public calls you a "fat office beta". Think this guy has been on /pol/ too much.
>he thinks I feel shameI'm a nobody. A loser at the bottom of society on NEETbux. Nobody cares what I say or do.
>>77257374What's your exit plan?
>>77257374You should prioritise getting a sprog, you can help raise the collapsing birthrate, and redirect your Findom into a worthwhile cause
Sad cunts doing litter enforcement. What a grim job that must be looking out for someone's kid dropping an orange peel. Council scum.
>>77257381I don't have any plan tbqh. I'm just womfing around for as long as possible. My gut feeling is that Western civilization is collapsing and each year that passes we will see an acceleration of this. Me shitposting about my fetishes on britfeel isn't going to change a damn thing so who cares. The endgame is already set in motion.
My Welsh femcel gf is a certified faggot slayer teacher nonce cunt deserved it. Teachers shouldnt feel safe.
Teachers are the scum of the earth. Rest in piss.
>>77257433>You should prioritise getting a sprogI'm too lazy to put in the effort though. I might just donate sperm one day and if it gets picked then whoopty doo.
>>77257466What are you on about lad?Need some punctuation I think.
>>77257486Teachers put you at the back of the class because you were ugly.
>>77257072ayuh, that 100 united states aircraft carrier group shekel snowball from ages ago. the thing's been a workhorse. possibly looking to get a cheaper Shure for some fiverr voiceover work. only relatively rarely meet new people and more than a third of this office of 30-35 i'm working at have mentioned i should do something in this vein. it would be pretty fun. but if i'm off the clock it is difficult to muster motivation to make more money. but for now i simply use it for comms-heavy games with randoms. >>77257072i've lived in the same locale for 24 years and i'm 32. the experience is brilliant. i've got major metros within an hour if i want to do some shit (hardcore shows and such before the coof), but i can leave my doors unlocked and (relatively and reasonably) shoot firearms. i see the hills and trees i love. i bitch about the weather when it gets too hot and too cold and praise Heaven when it is the 1.5 months of lovely weather we have now. i've got a core of extremely long-term local friends with good attributes. if i left, i'd only go 50 or fewer miles, and that's in the direction away from civilization. i would take up my rifle for this area of about 3 counties, give or take. but yes i understand your archetype of the "sad, under-achieving townie". i forget i hopped into the brit thread- this is likely different where y'all are at. i do not envy you. my people were largely Borderer sometime-reavers and Ulster folk; i am pleased as punch that they left that place for the hills here. it suits us even better.
Or maybe everything will be fine and nothing will happen. Who fucking knows. My mental health has fell off a cliff this year so don't take my word lmao.
>>77257543Teachers deserve to be made homeless and the public takes turns pissing in their face. MOAR pay cuts for teachers. Vile psychopaths.
>Being in a committed relationship is really the difference maker to living. In a lot of places, a one or even two bed flat doesnt actually cost 2x a room in an HMO. The difference is what you end up putting away as savings instead, which is what makes it possible to find financial stability. You're also less at risk from job loss, as would only be losing 1/2 your total salary.>Me and my partner are both on around 30k and feel pretty comfortable (Edinburgh.) We live fairly frugally (no car, holidays are just to stay with family, inexpensive hobbies, etc.) and no mortgage yet, but we're getting a deposit together gradually. And we do our shopping online at Sainsbury's - rather than lugging it back from Lidl in big blue IKEA bags like we used to.>If you're single, the threshold for what you would have to earn to actually be secure is fucking unhinged.over for us incels. why would I work?
>new Family Guy wepisode just dropped on Wisney+Reckon that calls for a wustlerz. It lush x
Unless you can moneymaxx (high iq), being an incel means you'll never live independently.
>>77257501i think it would be better if your genes didnt get passed on
>>77257609>think it would be better if your genes didnt get passed on
>>77257544Wow you sound like a loser. Staying around your friends and family. You should go live in Japan around racial aliens by yourself because of anime, or go live in Spain around Diegos who can't speak English because... well you just SHOULD ok?
No point playing the wagie game when I'm not getting a girlfriend or apartment. Fuck giving in to the system. I take all I can get (hopefully PIP).
Cheers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3k2PJumfI
Immigrants do the shit jobs and want a better life for themselves. It would be morally wrong to take a job from an immigrant. Being on bennies I can pay back and support the economy, keep people in jobs and pay VAT. It's a good system.
You work for me wagies. I'm the king. I take from my slaves.
Hope Wortnite adds some more Wamily Wuy skins. I want Quagmire me.
A young woman teacher made some flirty comments with me. Bit weird desu.
Sprogless wagies not happy this evening
>>77257688Could you show me the unhappy wagies in here this evening? Can't we have some comfy neet hours without the pretend arguments?
>>77257536Welsh girl chibbed some teachers femcel beta uprising https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/24/three-people-injured-at-welsh-school-and-one-arrestedIm naming her duffy the noncepire slayer : )
The wustlerz wheesewurger has been necked.
>>77257572Dont forget that the vast majority of break ups are initiated by women and you will have to move out and be homeless in that scenario.
>>77257585>Unless you can moneymaxx (high iq)IQ meaning Inherit Quite a bit
>>77257695yeah, this sprogless wagie right here>>77257609
Even wagies can't get girlfriends. Why bother? So grim reading some of those posts. Imagine trying for years and getting nowhere... women just don't want average men anymore.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cbxpos/is_dating_for_men_is_actually_as_hard_as_its/
>>77257829>women just don't want average men anymore.Obviously, they can get housing and food without a man now.
Being homeless is more appealing to me than being a slave. I'm so fucking far gone.
>>77257829Yep. Being pussyfree is the new normal. Pussy is reserved for alphas. At least we have our ASMR girlfriends. It lovely.
Marriage is simply a contract for a woman to provide sex and sprogs to a man, and for her to provide materially for her and provide her with safety. That's it. If you think marriage is anything else then you're wrong
>>77257897>Pussy is reserved for alphasI'll take that as a compliment
>>77257829How much time do you spend trawling reddit for posts that make you miserable? It can't be very good for your mental state lad
Women want us to become extinct. It not right.
>>77257908yeah but that thread is pretty much true though. ruthmong is a boring bastard but dating is fucked now for men
>>77257619yes yes, one wouldn't want to be provincial, would they? :)
Garn watch some ASMR in beddingtons, have a wankingtons then sleeps. Fresh start in May, NNM coming on strong x
>>77258042WELPERLAD IS BACKHOW ARE YOU
>>77258080I've been back for about a week de lid.
>>77258090Can't be here all the time like you kings. Glad to have you back mate
>>77258120Cheers de lid. I'm 5 weeks no wrugs so feeling pretty good about myself.
Any danganronpa fans hereDownloading the anime atm
Corr it's cold one tonight de lids.
>>77258355had to put on an extra layer. bloody almost may, wheres the hot weather?
>A persistent and marked resistance to demands is a characteristic experienced by and observed in some autistic people. It can impact essential needs like eating and sleeping, and expectations such as going to school or workDoctors agree this is a medical issue for asd lads. Stop calling us lazy.
>Oh you're going bald? But youve had your whole life to grow hair. Its your own fault.Thats what some of the jobsworths sound like to me
should I get diagnosed with autism?whats the process like as an adult?
Bros.......i just want an azn to push my face into her soles.......SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF
Just gotten up there, meHafta head out in 4ish corr
All tucked up in beddingtons with Nurse Glow. It womfy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XgcBIPnyQU
>>77258443Depends what youd do with it theres not really much support available besides bennies. In my area anywayYou'd probs need a family member etc to talk about what you were like as a sprog
This got dang nightmareshire about the lurking masheen breaking down/being compromised with him having to pull the ethernet completely won't leave the apu alone either lol A scenario the apu's subconscious is clearly dreading very much indeed, and maybe also a call to action to get the other fallback masheen back in working ordah as swiftly as possible just in case
Night thread it bed tmie
Beddingtons gang report in.Are we confirmed womfy?
I go sleeps now x
Need to take a crap phwoarr
How much do you spend on your food each week?I used to keep track of it but stopped bothering and now I want an idea.
Imagine how empty britfeel would be if all the avatarfags killed themselves. must be at least 50% of all posts
wouldnt mind giving ruthmong a swift kick in the bollockssss
>>77259045The most significant human contact of his life
When do you reckon is the least busy time to get a haircut?
Fink it's pretty likely the unemployed schizoid boomeroid took the faulty insulation off the other day or modified it in some other fashion when he made all that noise for hours on end, haven't had any problems in the storage room for a good lill while now even w/the weather changing and allMight be taking a cheeky look in the basementburgh tomorrow or sommet for me lawyer, i fink
>>77253566are you dating a tranny anon
Bellyberg sounding quite upset thereI shall be ingesting a small bite so as to mayhaps assuage it in this regard
any 40k lads around? been tinking about getting into a new army but im stunlocked between chaos daemons and genestealer cults
Corrrrr laddingtonsI'd like to send a probe into her deep space and take some samples, if you catch me meaning hehConfirm the panspermia hypothesis with her and all that
>>77259499im on 70k myself
Hafta head out in 2, don't ickin ell need some wofvefe soonish
>>77259499You arent actually into wokehammer are you?
Goonshire-on-the-spaff... Home.
>>77259804Aren't lads allowed to like anything anymore?
Anuddah soft crashington just now corrReally need to prep that aero reset approach next time around it happens
phwooooarr just woke upDINT Iluckily for me the wapu has already prepped the brekkiebergshirenow to eat the brekkiebergshirethen imminent first round of spaffingtons in about 30
ssm waking up right now remembering he lost his broadband money betting on the footballthe ipads got to go he need a cash injection. It not fucking right
I'm neurodivergent and i'm proud
The wofvefe hath been ingested
Shall be doing the other thing in 5-10 minutes
I do wonder what "the other thing" is. Maybe some soundspacker decipherer knows, don't care enough to ask on /deutsch/ or wherever though.
1 hour left now innitPhwoarrr
When Sneed sold his feed and seed, i felt that.
Roight den laddingtonsWish me luck, for i shall be sorely requiring it for this particular appointmentshireham
>>77260609What's the appointment about?
collecting his dildo from an amazon locker
>>77260609Good luck then ladberg
Appointmentberg's got me feeling rough
wonder what its like to have a job lads, and maybe some friends
>>77260717Soundspacker will never answer lad, don't bother.
Good morning de Iads
The early fish doesn't get hooked by the suspicious worm
It's fun being an shartist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGyNNXcf2pU
>>77260733>collecting his dildo from an amazon Iocker
>>77260733>coIlecting his dildo from an amazon locker
seasideMARK Morning update. He's getting his PS5 almost for free and he won't be selling it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LlvMJMPpdg
>>77260733A third, to mark the glorious dubs, as well as a checked.
>>77261285And who the fuck is this?
It's all on for freeeee can't wait to see him play road to the masters so GET IN THERE
>>77261531Good meme face ngl
Fuck it, i'm changing gyms.
>>77261584Why? Exposed at your current for being a nonce?
She should return to onlyfans and show her beautiful body off more.
>>77261531I can't wait for him to sell it all to CEX.
>>77261442>>77261607New games coming on strong
>>77261390He's got a roof over his head and a brand new PS5 on the way.
BNWOlad will never tell us.
HHL should get a job as a sex worker
>>77261610And not to forget of course ROAD TO THE MASTERS and Robocop (giving it one last go)
The PS5 has arrived
I'll bake the next one lads, gimmie two mins.
>>77261611>WagiesWaking up early to slave away for most of the day eating slop for lunch>SSMRelaxing waiting for PS5 paid for by the wagies followed by curtis butchers for lunch
Here we go, new one is up and running>>77261651>>77261651>>77261651
>>77261593No there's a gym right next to the wage cage and they're making us go in 3 days a week now. May as well lift on company time
Been wanting to join a gym for ages but too afraid
