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Choose a friend, friends
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Already have the big froggy squishmallow so I choose long arm froggy. :3
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>>77256644
capybara because i like capybaras theyre fat and cute
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>>77256644
I may not. None of those attract me.
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>>77256644
I will become a magical girl
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>>77256644
the bear with the pink heart is the hottest
>lies you tell when holdin' this plush are believed unconditionally.
so does that give be the ability to control other people's minds? If I say to someone, "you suddenly have the uncontrollable urge to act like a chicken", does that then become true, since they believe me?
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>>77256731
They are still lies even if taken as fact like some people believe trump won the election and that some men are actually women
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>>77256644
Onion one with the rare item drops may work for ebay selling depending on item value. Like half as many $20 items but 3x $60+ items sounds good.
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>>77256644
earning money while sleeping sounds useful
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The mushroom.
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The heart one sounds OP
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My mental health would be so much better if I could force others to suffer through everything I go through. I'm an insane bitch but 90% of it comes down to me being bitter and praying on the downfall of anyone who's luckier than me, so this plushie would do wonders for me.
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>>77256644
Either eggplant (permanently erase bad memories) or the one a few rows down with "don't worry about the bad things you do", both of which address the same fundamental problem - I'm a bad enough person to do shitty things but not so ice cold that it never bothers me, so I have been gradually developing an increasingly bad case of self-inflicted ptsd and downstream ocd related to avoiding all reminders of my insanely awful and numerous sins
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>>77256644
The rainbow, I avoid confrontation like the plague.
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>>77257656
>insane bitch
i wish you would bring about my downfall
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>>77256644
the star that lets you touch people
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>>77256644
>Hold capybara at all times
>Systimatically kill all feds, "elites" and other pedophiles of the world with buddy in hand since they will do nothing.
Based. I don't even need to read the rest. Will take second one brown capybara.
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I choose this kitty, and I will expose all you motherfuckers.
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>forgot image
Shiver me timbers.
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>>77256644
I feel like i need this one as the autist i am
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>>77256644
I choose the black cat. There was no one use limit specified which means I can take as many as I want. I will take all unique plushies from each anon until I have all of them and become the plushie god. First I will use the wish plushie to wish to remember each plushy and its abilities perfectly. Then to make them easier to carry around I will use the wish plushie to make them all tiny enough to fit into a capsule which I will surgically embed into myself to make sure I can't easily lose the power.
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Also I'll give the black cat plushie to a unsuspecting family member temporarily to have them steal from 1 plushie from me to activate the jirachi plushie to make myself immune to being stolen from again and get it back take it back afterwords.
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>>77256644
My pick is quite obvious, pardner. Ain't no better friend than a big iron in your hip to keep them bad eggs away.



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