Femanon standards. Femoids, post your standards for your bf. Would you date someone you met here? Post the standards for a robot bf. >height>weight/build>hair>dick size>interests>personality>extras (anything else you think is important).
>>77257622>heightI don't care >weight/buildnot obese>hair present. must be able to present a picture of maternal grandfather (research shows balding likelihood is most heavily influenced by this). style is not particularly important >dick size6"+>interests weeb stuff and gamesenjoys discussing niche sperg stuff >personalityI like a wide range of personalities but especially either golden retrievers or grouchy rough-edges antisocial tsun types >extras (anything else you think is important).1) young2) femdomfags go to hell3) Christian4) non Hispanic white
>>77257622i just want a boyfriend who WONT LEAVE
>>77257720>WONT LEAVEwhat do they say when they leave?
>>77257720i won't leave bby
>>77257729that im a terrible person or they ghost me
>>77257622>not fat>virginThats literally it. But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious
>>77257622go to /soc/ bitchass edating niggas
>>77257736>that im a terrible person>or they ghost mewhy do you think they say that? have you cheated on them or something?>>77257746>But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serioustragic
>>77257622I have a bf who fits all of these>>height180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller. >>weight/buildidc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat>>hairdont care just no buzz cut>>dick size6in+>>interestsvidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.>>personalityShy, introverted, fits my sense of humour>>extras (anything else you think is important).Bonus if not from my country I fucking hate men from here.
>heightany height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)>weight/builddoesn't matter, please don't be obese to the point of not walking though>hairdoesn't matter but if you're balding i might encourage you to go entirely bald>dick sizedon't care>interestsgames, reading, history, manga but any is fine as long as not shallow and materialistic (i'd like to learn if different) instant no if there're coomer related interests >personalityi don't have a specific like, if you're shorter i'd prefer you to be not dominant/masculine though. a cute, shy, submissive short boy is adorable desu. if you're taller idc which way you go. i'd like a talkative, caring and obsessive person, that way i can listen to them as i'm a not so talkative type. if you're mean that's a immediate no (you can be jokingly mean).>extras (anything else you think is important).-NO COOMERS -i don't mind if you're the emotional type but you can't just act like the stereotypical female (silent treatment, whining)-understand the sanctity of love and marriage -virgin-obviously loyal and mature
>>77257706Literally me. I barely ever use 4chan, just got on a second ago cuz I was bored. I think we are meant to be femanon. Am 19, Christian, etc etc
>>77257917you should search for that image on the archives, just so you know what you're getting into. >>77257911fair and I agree with all of them. >>77257904fair but you have a bf so it's meaningless.
>>77257911>if he's short he has to be feminine and shy and submissive teeheefucking cunt. I'm glad at just about 5'6, masculine, long haired, and a not talkative person I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendencies. I would become an obese coomer just to spite you but you're not worth it. I despise youGENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES NOT YOUR FUCKING HEIGHT FFS
>>77257997>GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMESgender roles are retarded. You sound like a troon. if your height makes you that insecure, you should just transition.
>>77258018>insecurethe roastie can't help but use one of the canned insults. One that doesn't even make sense here>gender roles are retardedthis is literal lgbtqtqqiqiaiaa dogma. Who the fuck are you calling a troon, troon.
>>77257997>I would become an obese coomer just to spite youoh noooo the man willing to become a degenerate doesn't like me!! whatever shall i do...>I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendenciesok buddy. how is liking cute, shy, submissive boys pedophilic LOL? little boys are the opposite. >>77258018 is right
I'm a guy, who want me?>height6'2>weight/build215lbs currently, probably going to lose 10lbs over the next 2 months, then gain another 40lbs.>hairAsian hair. I keep it short. I tried longer in the past but it was too much work to maintain.>dick sizeActual 6 inch. I'm not sure how much I should lie and estat inflate this by since I don't see other guy's dicks.>interestsThe same autistic nonsense everyone here likes.>personalityMacho and overly competitive. Guys like that are usually retarded but I'm a smarty pants. It's a niche combo.>extras (anything else you think is important).-I live in the USA, east coast. I don't want to do LDR.-If I roll doubles, you have to date me.
>>77258067>short, shy, submissive, talkative, not sexual/coomer (not happening for any male past puberty)yeah you're a pedo. Also you're fat and ugly kys
>>77257917are you okay with a female being somewhat older than you
>>77258091imagine being this triggered. >>77258114gl, anon.
>>77257706>height5'10">weight/build165>hairDon't have a picture of my maternal grandfather, but hairline is completely unchanged from childhood so I'm like 95+% sure I'm safe>dick size6.5" or 7" when I measured a couple years ago>interestsweeb stuff and games - checkenjoys discussing niche sperg stuff - check>personalityI can be both of those types depending on the day, honestly>extras (anything else you think is important).1) young - is 23 young?2) femdomfags go to hell - agreed3) Christian - nope4) non Hispanic white - checkWe all know you won't add me though so why even post this
>>77258091>short, shy, submissive, talkativemost guys have this standard but the moment i have the same type it's pedophilic? do shy subbie MEN not exist now?? also that's not my only type lol. i like masculine men too>not sexual/coomeri don't care if they're sexual, i just care if they're a coomer or not. coomers are people whose lives revolve around mastrubating, i'm not supposed to hate that? >you're fat and uglyalso wrong lel
>heightDon't care. Hard to suck cock for someone super super tall so I prefer shorter men, easier to have sex>weight/buildI'd be a hypocrite if I said I wanted a thin guy. Attempting to look past people's bodies, as long as he washes his ass>hairLONG!!! LONG LONG LONG!!!>dick sizeCaged. I only care about the size of his balls. Big soft sensitive testicals>interests>personalityEasy, calm, lapdog, lazy, autistically blunt, can tell me that I'm being a retard when I'm being a retard in a way that's monotone and unbias>extras (anything else you think is important).I like glasses.........
>>77258169>also wrong lelcope mid bitch. Stop overrating yourself like every other woman>do shy subbie MEN not exist now??no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.>most guys have this standardit's the way you specified it.>oh yeah I like short girls. Oh but if she's short she has to act like a child.
>interestsAnything but Bionicle and Power Rangers. Iv been burned before.
>>77258227>easier to have sex>Cagedplease elaborate on this stance.
>>77257622>6'1">133>medium length, brown>7">music, art, videogames>shy, even with close friends.
I like caged dick, but if he does not like caged dick, he simply won't have a caged dick, therefore: suckable
>>77258285>>77258072stop posting yourselves, retards.
>>77258240>no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.lol stop twisting my words, you know damn well what i meant. you don't have to be so triggered i don't like short masculine men short king. >she has to act like a childtwisting my words. i literally added in the bonus you have to be mature. if you see a shy man and immediately correlate that to a child that's your fault. holy shit you're malding
>>77257622>heightAt least the same height as me, so at least 5'9.>weight/buildI'd prefer a fatty. Fat guys are hot af and also I'm a fatty myself so I don't wanna date someone significantly smaller than me or else I'd feel self-conscious. >hairI don't care. >dick sizeI'd like a big dick since I'm curious what it feels like to have your cervix hit, but I'm still a virgin so I could probably be made to like any size since I wouldn't have anything else to compare it to. >interestsI'd like if he was a weeb like me so we could bond over our hobbies and so he wouldn't judge me for all my anime merch. He can have a waifu too since that way he's less likely to judge me for obsessing over charas myself.>personalityI'd prefer a guy who's pretty dominant both in and out of the bedroom. Someone who can take the lead and whose word is always final. A bit sadistic but still able to be nice when it matters. Oh but I'd still hope he could be open with me during more vulnerable moments. I wanna comfort and spoil him when he's sad and needs to cry, then once he's feeling better, we can move on and go back to our normal dynamic with him in charge~>extras (anything else you think is important).I'd hope he's a kinky bitch. I've got a lot of fucked up kinks so would be nice if he was similarly fucked in the head. Also it would be nice if he made enough to let me be a housewife. He doesn't have to make 6-digits or anything, but well off enough to give us a middle-class life. I wanna be able to devote all my time to taking care of him and his house (and maybe having his children if we get married).
>>77257622>heightanything between 5'2-6ft is ok with me, im 5'4>buildsomeone who can at least work out with me, but doesnt have to be ripped>hairi like darker hair best, it frames the face well>dick size5-7in>interestsi like when guys can teach me new things, computer and history nerds are my favorite>personalityquiet, thoughtful, willing to try new things and go places, positive attitude, funny>extrasroman catholiccan dress wellable to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)not porn addicted lol
>>77258130I come on here and engage intelligently only to be bullied by neanderthals, and when I simply reply to a man pleasantly, you mock me? Is this the true reflection of your character? is it so wrong for me to ask that question? what was wrong with what I said?
>>77258137>We all know you won't add me though so why even post thiswhat does this mean. why did you say thisalso why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord
>>77258395mocking? what? I wasn't mocking you. I was wishing you good luck, sincerely, that was all.
>>77258410>what does this mean. why did you say thisHe thinks you shouldn't be posting your ideals if you don't want to exchange contacts, because he is a moron who thinks this is /soc/ and that this is a hookup thread instead of a discussion thread. Don't worry about it, some people are just stupid like that.
>>77258366>he has to be mature...but here's a bunch of traits that show he's not maturelol ok>you know damn well what I meantI literally don't. You just want a kid to take care of. Have children and have a son. Your bf/husband is not your kid because his legs are shorter than yours>short kingthanks fat queen
>>77258411oh. I see. I reacted out of my conditioning to the behavior here, I see now that this was out of line and I reacted too hastily. I'm sorry anon
>heightdoesn't matter>weight/buildanorexic>hairdoesn't matter, as long as not visibly balding >dick sizedoesn't matter >interestssimilar to mine>personalitysimilar to mine>extras (anything else you think is important).
>>77258494why do you want an anorexic? it's unhealthy
>>77257622>Would you date someone you met here? Depends on how well-adjusted they were. Not at the moment, though, no.>height5"5-6"4>weight/buildNot morbidly obese, possibly muscular but okay with skinny. >hairLong hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men. >dick size5.5"+>interestsI don't really care as long as some match up with mine (nature-related...painting, mechanics, music, anime etc.), they're not amoral or criminal, if he explains it to me he can break it down into a way I can understand if I don't without getting aggravated, and they won't cause a strain on the relationship.>personalityWarm and straightforward, less shy or possibly more on the extraverted side than me. Attentive, loyal and aware of what he wants out of the relationship, not playing around. Kind of nurturing.
>>77258410>why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the LordI dunno I just don't think God is real
>>77257736why did they call you a terrible person?i tried my hardest but hey. she's gone. it was some bullshit excuse after another, she used to giggle at stupid jokes and love being around me so much ah man
>>77258499i'm anorexic, i like anorexics
>>77257622>height165cm +>weight/buildPreferably not obese>hairPreferably not bald>dick sizeNot micropeen>interestsRole playing games, language learning (Japanese and German preferred), music >personalityKind, caring, calm, prefers to keep his peace but has proper goals and principals>extras (anything else you think is important).Hugs me and listens to meDominantActually offers proper solutions and motivates my procrastinating assWon't leave
>>77257622These thread hurt me every time.Even the lenient posters will include a singlepoint that punctures my ego.And still I clickEven sadder is the guys that reply as if the set of standards was a wanted ad and they try to sell themselves or make up for missing points, nah they were just replying to opAnd yet I clickI knew already exactly what Ill read and how Ill feel about itAnd yet I click
>>77258670im not gonna say exactly what but it was a very toxic relationship and it was 100 percent my fault. i wasnt aware when picking fights and we started off very healthy i finally thought it was going to be a normal long relationship i dreamt of him today and woke up crying
>>77258728wym?I'm usually of the same opinion, but I fit most of these. I'm surprised about it.
>>77257622>would you date someone you met here?yeah>hairI don't care>weight/buildI don't care>hairI don't care>dick sizeI don't care>interestsI don't care>personalityreliable and kind>extrasyou want to build a small happy family and you live in Europe or in America (I mean the continent)I'll post my discord if anyone's interested
>>77257720okay be my gf>>77257746okay be my gf>>77257904what country are u from?
>>77257622ugh i literally don't care about a boy's looks at all as long as he's tall and handsome
>>77258746where do you live though? could you move in with me immediately? what's your age and interests? And why can't you find a bf with those low standards?Post disc
Fembots all want to date me 88w88No need to deny it anomis
>>77257622>over 5'11 (im 5'9)>anything but super skinny or super fat. >messy hair .... drools.. >6 inches preem>furry, mlp, pokemon, autistic shit like me. >funny ! and open minded. im a very ppositive person and i dont want to be surrounded by hate >extras: not addicted to porn. im anti porn that shit fr rots ur brain and shrinks ur dick
>>77258436I see. thank you for informing me.>>77258608>I dunno I just don't think God is realwould you like for me to present you with arguments for the existence of God or would I be wasting my time
>>77258808>would I be wasting my timeYou would, yes. I've probably heard them all already considering most of my friends are Christians lol.
>>77258784Hi. I live in Europe and I probably wouldn't move in with you immediately. Can I ask you your age first?
>>77258844I see. such loss. you will feel the flames soon enough.>phallic faced creaturehe makes me feel threatened. why is he like that
>>77257911I fit all of these perfectly. It is genuinly hard to find a level-headed woman okay with twinks and a stable mutually respectful relationship, it always seems like a fetish thing for a lot of ppl.If you wanna chat by any chance shoot a message to atomicsubmarine on discord, otherwise I wish you luck on yer quest for a malewife regardless.
>>77258879You are 10 years younger than me and underage, you know people can report you for that?
>>77258486Hey I got banned for some reason, posting from a new ipI dont mind at all btwheres my discord>armourbearer.
>>77258913I know that, but hey age never stoped me from doing dumb shit
>>77258903west or east europe?i'm 25how long until you would consider moving? also are you in college or do u work or are u neet
>>77258907>you will feel the flames soon enough.Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.>why is he like thatIdk but I think he's cool
>>77258935Plus i live in Brazil, here ya have to grow up fast if you wanna live, 4 of my friends already got killed, 2 are already dads, so....
>see post says "dont care about height">read further>she wants a submissive femboywhy the fuck do you people(women) have to be like thisis there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetish
>>77258993you would make a good submissive boy, since you whine like a bitch all the time.
>>77258721Me except I'm not dominant. Not really submissive either, but simply not dom. Anyway, good luck. I hope you find what you're looking for.
>>77258960>phallic animal is aggressivehorrifying, thank you >Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.I don't and it's not a threat, it was a meme reference
>>77258993>why the fuck do you people(women) have to be like this >is there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetishbastard. I was literally the first poster itt and said exactly that I don't care about height and that I hate femdomfags yet you ignore me. suffer
>>77258918>>77258958you're too young. good luck with your love quest.
>>77258730what the fuck is this. why do these guys get this?I thought mine would be a normal long relationship, but she doesn't care to talk and doesn't care when her actions and words hurt. I just gotta put on a mask and keep going on flirting with her and giving her attention.>woke up cryingsorry about that though I feel less sorry because clearly I'm a self obsessed fuck. I'm tired, I thought she loved me.
>>77259079>too younghow old are you, are you some christmas cake hag or someone with severe daddy issues
>>77258903how old are you? prob wouldn't move in immediately but I've been considering Europe. currently in NAalso older than those 2 but I've given up on dating esp from here. I'm not expecting anything. I think I need to find someone irl
>>77259120Hello, are you older than 28? Where in Europe would you consider moving to?
>>77258769Poland, its a combination of the worst parts about eastern and western european men.
>>77259165>28 year old hag thinks she's still worth somethingBuddy, it was time to settle down and get married 8 years ago.
>>77259186where's your bf from? how did you meet? why didnt you date me and move to west europe?
>>77259186Poland is literally the best country in Europe
>>77259165yeah I'm older by a couple of years, and idk where yet. somewhere English speaking ideally. fuck North America, people here aren't my thing you seem a bit over eager, what else do you want in a guy?
>>77257622>>heightmy bf height>>weight/buildmy bf weight/build>>hairmy bfs amazing hair>>dick sizemy bfs monster dick>>interestsmy bfs interests>>personalitymy bfs personality <3>>extras (anything else you think is important).my bf my bf my bf all i can think about is him <3
>>77259233where you from? do you do anal? do you shave? do you swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? do u cum quick? how kinky are you? whats your most degen fantasy?
>>77259233how old is ur bf anon
>>77259201>where's your bf from?Austria>how did you meet?Shared friends on discord lol>>77259212I never said I didnt like it, I just don't like the men here. Mainly because they hate us. If my bf wants to move here, that would be great.
It's a terrible feeling, to just barely miss all of these standards.
>>77259264>Shared friends on discord lolwhat a stupid normie way to meet people. you're not a fembot. fuck off from my board and take your normie discord servers with you
>height - any height, I'm 4'11 so just be taller than me>weight/build - any weight>hair - any color>dick size - five inches or above>interests - weeb like me, and likes vtubers>personality - extroverted>extras (anything else you think is important). - likes me for me
>>77259192I couldn't. I'm aware of my worth and I hope my standards reflect it.>>77259213I'm sorry I come off as over eager, I don't want anything in particular.Sadly I don't live in an English speaking country.
>>77259192She's still got another 7 or so years of fertility. The average age of marriage for women in the US is 28.4 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_age_at_first_marriage#Americas), she's fine.
>>77259243sorry i only care about my bf and not random r9k coomers!
>>77259404yet you're still here you attention whore. you like random men giving you attention? what would your bf thinkSo answer the questions or get out of this thread.
>bare minimumOrthodox, wholesome, moving or is in Japan>extrasGood sense of fashion and into history and other cute nerdy shit>absolute notsCatholics, moids, anything resembling a degen or wrong head thinker, not going to Japan
>>77259452>moidsSo your a lesbian?
>>77259430Nope! Im just posting in the thread so he'll see it because he'll know my post is for him! So fuck you, random coomer.
>>77259480bad excuse. you just like cheating and talking to other guys. and your bf doesn't love you so much that he doesn't let you.sad. relationship doomed to fail, many such cases!
>>77259466A good man transcends moid, but they're mythical which is why im single
>>77259522you're projecting an awful lot and have no idea. you know nothing about me or my bf, so fuck off. sucks for you that you'll never have a gf who thinks you're the ideal lol
>>77259522bf here. stfu retard. She's my ideal too and we will fuck while laughing at your post.
>>77257622>heightstarting from 5'7>weight/buildaverage with some muscle>hairblonde or brown>dick sizeidk but not one that's basically non-existent>interestsweebknowing my language would be cool, or knowing multiplepcs and programmingcookingmusicalso can clean and do household stuff like fixing stuff>personalityoutgoing since i want to him to get me out of this shellprobably more extroverted than meusually calm and carefreecan solve most problems that gets in his wayalways does somethingdoesn't sit it in one place>extras (anything else you think is important)not porn addicteddoesn't have a high body count (must be celibate virgin)must have traditional valuesmust be stronger than me so he can protect meok that's it
>tfw don't fit any of the standards of fembots
From this thread I think hair/not being bald might be more important than height
>>77258535>Long hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men.
>>77259547>>77259566This is cringe, you guys are probably teenage edaters. If not then that's even worse.
>>77259656>This is cringeanon, you're the one who made this fucking post >>77259243you are cringe.
>>77259664>anon, you're the one who made this fucking post
this thread is stupid and useless
>>77259376>sadlythen we probably wouldn't get along. I need someone I can get along with who I can relate to
>>77259723what did anon mean by that? is he some kind of sherlock holmes?
>>77259784whats all this about now
>>77257622>heightat least 5'10" pla>weight/buildnot fat and not a lanklet (guys with skinny arms turn me off so much... lol)>hairnot bald>dick sizedon't care>interestspreferably a stemfag. bonus points if he likes animals and will look at birds with me>personalitynice and gentle and caring>extras (anything else you think is important)please do not have awful hygiene and also don't be a NEET and/or manchild. I like hardworking men (I work hard too)
>>77258114Depends how olderAlso I would hope you are not super ugly
>>77258907Synchronicity has brought us together. I already love you, pls add me on my discord we can talk abt God and stuff, you seem really cute.>jamesbhollingsworth
>>77257622fag obvi bait that I will adhere to >five four plus >140 or above >not bald or if bald you must be extremely sexy or odd looking enough to be sexy >thick and idc as long as you can work it >humanities and arts so I can manipulate you or eh preferably science you can be superior and mean about it >sensitive and easily malleable >virgin or kys srry for formatting am mobilefag
>>77258721Lemme guess you're from south asia or SEA
I love threads like this even tho they make me sadI fit some peoples ideals but I know that there's always going to be something in the way
most of these girls have interests that are weird so I don't feel like I've missed out on the love of my life.
Impressive, I don't fit any femanon's standards. Suddenly I understand why I keep getting ghosted lmao now it all makes sense
I fit a few of these but I think trying to date anyone off here would never work.
demoralization threaddie
>>77260497>Depends how olderlike 8 years>Also I would hope you are not super uglywell I hate to crush your hopes. but at least I'm self aware of it. best of luck anon
>>77257706I fit them allAre you virgin?>>77257911I fit this too. How old are you?>>77258721Fit that one too.
>>77260623west Asia
>>77257622I just want a submissive shy bf who I can tie up and abuse Is this too much to ask?
>>77257911What constitutes a coomer? The vast majority of men in the developed world masturbate regularly.
Any girl that says she doesn't care is desperate. She'll eventually develop preferences once shes in a relationship and her confidence increases. Then she'll be monkey branching to a better guy.This isn't gender specific, I know the desperate guys will do the same thing. Think they can score a hotter chick.
>>77260880Wait are you fat and ugly or just ugly and ugly?
>>77261605Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat. And personality makes up for at least 25 percent. And you seem a little autistic which is kinda cute. Also 27 is not that old unless you arent a virgin. In which case you are cooked. I could see myself giving a trad life to some hopeless girl on 4chan. As I said. Its fate. Love at first post.
I never had sex but any guy who explicitly asks for virginity is a red flag. I didn't keep it to satiate your retarded misogyny and double standards, I did it because intimacy is a gift I want to give to a man I made 100% certain I'll spend the rest of my life with. It's not for you, it's for me.
>>77261767are you a virgin tho?
>>77258535Wdym with mechanics as Hobby?
>>77261767It is objectively for your future partner, to give it to them as a gift and not to keep for yourself. You are right though. It is not for me.
>>77257622alright ladies one at a time i know you all love me
>>77257622I thought it was 6ft 6inch and something else 6 but i like anyone who accepts me
>>77262044Six pack and six figure salary
I'm curious about you. You're an interesting person. I do not want a romantic relationship though. Just to ask questions and stuff. I will probably ghost you if you catch feelings though.banevasionhaha on discord
>>77257911>any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)This seems very strange. Is being 2imches shorter really that different then one inch? I've never heard a woman say this
>>77262109>>77260880Didn't attach reply
>>77257622>>height5'7 at least>>weight/buildNot overweight>>hairCurly and dark>>dick sizeAs long as its not like,a 2 inch micro pp I'm happy with whatever >>interestsCreative hobbies>>personalityNice to me. Loyal. Makes me laugh.>>extrasNo weird fetishes. Nice to his mom. Wants to be a father
>>77261574 here, i forgot to mention in my original post but i'm trans btw :3
>>77262138>but i'm trans btw :3hot
>>77259576Seems reasonable but not worth it
>>77257706>>77258114>>77258395>>77258410>tfw I agree with a lot of what radfem femcel says and I fit her standards Where do I find women like you I would like a gf who has your kinds of standards and desires in life
>>77259301What's the catch? Do you live in a third world country or happen to be underage?
>>77262436>>personality - extrovertedThat's the catch. She wants social party chad to brag about to all her friends.
>>77262439That somehow flew right under my radar, nice save, thanks anon
>>77262439How the fuck do you guys manage to be so pessimistic and cynical
>>77258728>These thread hurt me every time.Yeah same. I only come to /r9k/ to mentally damage myself. In a different thread someone said women don't care about dick size but 99% of this thread wants minimum above average dick size.
>>77262485that's just how it is anon. What does an 'extroverted' personality mean in your opinion and why would a girl want that?I'm going to assume you are 18 or younger so you don't have much life experience yet but as they say: it is what it is
>>77261767It's not a double standard if the guy is a virgin as well. Maybe he wants someone who values intimacy as much as he does.
>>77261557Persian or gtfo
>>77258721I am German want to marry now
>>77258395>I come on here and engage intelligentlyEverything you say is based on inaccurate anecdotes and you ignore anyone making a good counter point.
>>77262666Persian. But why reject Turks, turk women are really pretty.
>>77262826You still in Iran or you been able to flee?
>>77262887Still in Iran. Have plans for immigration.
>>77262906What are your rough plans? Also what music you into Atossanon
>>77262917This is not /soc/ lmao. I want to study PhD. I'm into electronic/alternative.
>>77262938Oh I do not want to date you, lol, you live far away. I am just curious. Ah what field? Are PhDs necessary? Else it is a bit of a time waste according to my academic friends
>>77262953STEM. It is still a waste of time but the most reliable option for immigration.
>>77262826It has nothing to do with turks appearance or whatever but it does have something to do with language and i think persian language is one of the beautiful language i ever heard despite me not knowing what they're talking about. So that's that
Lady's, I am 19m,> 6'2> skinny-ish (75 kg) > dark-brown wawy hair> 6.5 looks, 7.5 if u have daddy issues> 7'5 inches> play piano, > learned 7 languages, know 4 fluently> like anime & games; have creative hobbies> introverted personality with extroverted behavior> have domination, anal, and ear licking kink> the only downside is i'm a mentally ill neetWould u date me?
>>77260687wtf, people with weird interests are cool.I wish more girls had weird interests.
I found this thread to be a bit of a whitepill.Nice to know the femanons have a lot of different tastes in the dudes they fancy.
>>77263113cute. I'm sick so my voice is gone, I'd say something for you in farsi if you wanted.
>>77263533>a lot of different tastesIf you pass all the physical requirements.
>>77257706At what point does being 'tsun' get boring to you? You cannot love someone like this forever, or can you
>height dont care>weight/builtdont care as long as healthy>hairpresent or bald>dickdont care>interestssmart. like intelligent as fuck. cares so fucking much about quantum physics. reads everyday. Can do and enjoys extremely complex math. Enjoys spending time in nature. Likes discussing literature. Likes staying healthy. Likes to game. DOES NOT WATCH PORN!!>personalityidk just comfortable with himself and loyal. >extra+21yo
>>77263672>intelligent>likes to gameoh sister
>>77263677hey man its a fantasy okay
>>77263672pls be inGERMANYERMANY
>>77263705nordik :p
>>77263782damn, was worth a try
>>77257622dubs checked!btw everynyan here needs to go outside
>>77263672>tfw me but i miss the standard by 2 years of age
>>77263871is this endo -or exothermic reaction2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5B.
>>77263672I read humanities book instead daily (and now fiction a bit), but I do not game however
>>77264208>2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5Bim guessing you meant 2/1H + 12/6C => 4/2He + 10/5B.?In that case, i still wouldnt be able to determine it bc i dont have the enthalpy values. If you can provide them, i could tell you though
>>77263533the different tastes being tall and big dick
>>77264236yeah my arrow went missing for some reason :( also meant endo/exoenergic... solve mass decifit and then Qdeltamc^2
>height>weight/build>hair>dick size>interests>personality>extras (anything else you think is important).i don't care about any of this i just want love
>>77264406damn, im not a chemist but i'll try my best from what i remember. So aftyer looking at the isotopic masses (assuming you are using the most common ones in natur and not decayants) the mass of the reactactants is 146 u (approximately)The mass of the products is 116 u ( again, doing all thios on paper so i dont feel like adding up to the 4th decimal point like im supposed to, deal with it) so the total mass defixcit is approx 30 u. So to balance3 the equation i would have to make sure that the amount of each type of atom is the same on either side so 2H +12/6C => 4He+10/5BSooooooooo 2 protons combined with a carbon-12 nucleus produce 4 alpha particles (aka helium nuclei) and a boro-10 atom? am i right? i'm studying informatics, i just like reading lab books
>>77264406Now, allow me 5 mins to type out qdeltamc^2, i alr solved it in my head pretty much kek
>>77263851I'm outside right now. It makes me worse.
>>77264208exo>>77264406i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.
>>77264406>>77264550sowe know deltam (rounding it up), its 30 uc is a constant so 1 u is (again, allow me to siumplify) 1.7*10^-27 kgso deltam is 30*1.7*10^-27 kg/usoooo we can just calculate Q from this (ill spare you the details it's 4.6*10^-9
>>77264584>i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.it'spretty obvious since there is a release of particles but you kinda have to justify it Plus i like moving numbers so it was a fun exercise
>>77263672The perfect woman foundHow smart are you?
>>77264539>>77264550>>77264604>>77264621I liked this exercise. Not exactly looking for a gf rn but if you got something better to throw my way or wanna play some cs/dota/arma/overwatch/minecraft/whatever shoot me a dm on discord (gorrgodslayer)
>>77257622Height not a huge factor but ideally I would want them my height or taller Weight and build I cannot do skinny men My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvis Hair HAS TO BE WASHEDD size is MehYou surprisingly dont need much interest in common in order to datePlease be the social one. The one who will or can answer the door and make friends or conversation with strangers
>>77261025>Are you virgin? no pajeet, also English nouns require a quantifier and adjectives require an object.>>77262404>Where do I find women like youI am a recluse in my home>>77263653how am I tsun?
>>77264621gay shitNumbers are just a placeholder to help your brain make connections with intuition. Like August Kekule finding the structure of benzene by thinking of an ouroboros
>>77258730Have you considered looking for a dominant partner who has consent to pin you down and ass fuck good behaviour into you?
>>77261721>Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat.that's silly.
>>77264706meh, im not a chemist so i'm not actively thinking differentlyBut that story is wild lmaoHalf of chemistry is "hey, i found this weird shit, let's taste it/inject it in myself/this random guy to see what it does (see LSD/Sweetners)
>>77257706What if I'm not into femdom but I'm pretty squeamish about sex and the only way I'm ever going to get laid is if the girl takes the lead?Also my grandpa on my mom's side still had a full head of hair at 99.
>Height191 centimeters tall>Weight/buildThin and athletic due to sports such as fencing>HairBlonde>Dick sizeIdk, average size>InterestsMusic (preferably a talented violin player), military, fencing, rowing and swimming, reading (especially espionage novels)>PersonalityCharming, highly intelligent, a bit shy but extremely cunning and passionate>ExtrasMust be germanic
>>77264780imma yoink that "the scream" by munch thank you very much
>>77264584sowwy incorrect :(if u calculate mass deficit is is delta m = mH12 - m e +mC12 -6m e - (mHe4 -2m e - + mB10 - 5m e)=mH2 + mC12 -mHe4 -mB10=2,0141018u +12, 000 000u - 4 ,0026033u -10,012937u = -0,0014385usince the mass deficit is negative, reaction must be endoenergic therefore reaction energy isQ=deltamc2 =-0,0014385u x c2=-0,0014385 =-1,339 954MeW =-1,340Mewsomebody correct me if am wrong am at biochem class rn so might b typos
>>77262436I live in America and no I'm not underage.and there is no catch
>>77264818So you do live in a third world country.
>>77264644not very smart i just really like physics
>>77264833 your dream man is basically Einstein but humble
>>77264813probabloy right, im not exactly in chem. Im in engineering kek Your turn to sufferIn a parallel RLC circuit, the resistor has a resistance of 10 ohms, the inductor has an inductance of 0.1 henries, and the capacitor has a capacitance of 100 microfarads. If the circuit is driven by an AC power source with a frequency of 1000 hertz, determine the impedance of the circuit at resonancealso if you want pain Discuss the behavior of the circuit near resonance and its implications in practical applications, such as in frequency-selective filters and impedance matching networks.
>>77264813>mass deficit is negative>reaction must be endoenergicYou mean it's positive. It's supposed to be products minus reactants. And higher mass of products means endo
>>77257622>height6'0>weight/build< 15% Bodyfat, athletic>hairBlonde>dick size6 inches plus>interestsVidya, hiking, swimming>personalityKind, honest, caring, supporting, relaxed.>extras (anything else you think is important).natural body scent smells nice, indicating compatible immune systems.
>>77257622>5'10>healthy range for his height>mid length hair>just not tiny>a total nerd>a total nerd>not annoying
>>77264877It's good. Insufferable moids and foids belong together, don't ruin better people.
>>77264684>>Are you virgin?>noThen why do you want a christian boy when you are not even christian and going to hell for premarital sex?
>>77264813it's good to be on topI used to like maths but after I learned to min-max for grades/exams, the fun disappeared
>>77263672>quantum physics Oof. I'm more of a geometry guy (did pic related for fun). Quantum physics just never interested me as much because you can't really do anything with the equations unless you have a particle collider at home.
>>77264969you dont go to hell because of premarital sex you fucking dunce
>>77264947>not annoying
>>77265287>doesn't get filtered out at >5'10+begone normalfag
>>772576226'3200 lbslong wavy hair8 inchmeobsessed with me
nerdposting>>77265042>>77264947>>77264872>>77264833post your academic rankingsI am top 1% of my cohort
>>77265327Wow that bitch got standarts!Even I don't qualify!
>>77265427i skipped the 11th grade
>>77265050It's literally a sin. Your priest never told you that? It literally says fornication is forbidden in the bible!
>>77257622>not fat>loyalThats it, but apparently that is too much to ask
>>77265450it is a sin but it doesnt directly send you to boiler retard, you can still get saved and repent of your sins it's not like youre a lost cause for having early sex you fucking nincompoop
>>77257706>6"+its zo over.....
>>77265462If you have repented sure. But why would you want a christian boy so bad? I don't think someone like that would want to be with someone to disrespected the covenant of marriage and intimacy like that!
>>77265491>But why would you want a christian boy so bad?idk im a different anon, i just feel the need to correct the premarital sex thing in this thread, girls love virgins so they prob want christian boys
>>77265310You do not understand what a burden it is being annoying. I have to try so hard not to get on people's nerves but I can only keep up the act for so long. The worst part is I can't even resent them for hating me because I know they are right to do so. I am simply insufferable.
>>77265491She will just lie to him like women always do.
>>77261574>Is this too much to ask?if you're attractive it ain't
>>77265624>like women always do.ouch dont stab yourself on that edge, i take it you have a bad relationship with ur mom kek
>>77265427In my defense my GPA is so low because I could usually derive the answers from first principles DURING the exam so I never bothered studying.
>>77265658there is no defense for lack of diligence
>>77265658>cumulative>gpa Modern colleges are so retarded honestly. You wasted 4 years for no reason. When I was an engineer we talked about our mentorships and internships, not our grades lol
>>77264793No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sadNow seriously, he must be white, have blue eyes, sorta tall (over 5'9), 18-30 and a medium to large dick, not too dumb, and not a porn addict, be completely straight and not a serial killer I guess and love me, be loyal, not fatSome of those are even negotiable
>>77265678True. But Rainbow 6 was calling me.>>77265705>You wasted 4 years for no reason.It's not wasted. I have a career lined up, which for legal reasons requires me to have a degree in engineering.
>>77264309I thought 5 inches was average. Not to mention most seem not to care. Take that with a grain of salt if needed.
>>77265640Well she ain't denying it.
>>77264517is literally the only one I pass...
>>77265708 So a 6'2 jobless non-white is okay? Anyways I don't pass since my dick is too large
>>77265774>I have a career lined upESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasons, either you are willing to talk about your industry or you just don't. The point is that you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort. You can even get a cumulative median IQR gpa.
>>77265708>No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sadhahah, based.
>>77264517good. I am sure that the posters who talk about these superficial traits will find some sort of relationship one way or another (as long as they are sufficiently kind/do not repulse the other person too much), hopefully they will realise soon how meaningful a genuine connection with another human being can be :)
>>77265909>JoblessNo>Non-whiteYes, if Japanese or KoreanI said that dick size should be medium to large, I didn't say the limit kek
>>77265640I have a lovely relationship with my mother and all 4 (four) of my younger sisters.
>>77265914>ESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasonsI said "career" instead of "job" because calling it a job would have implied it's a temporary stepping stone, which this is not. My father runs a small consulting firm, and when he retires I'll take over. In order to do that I'll have to be a "Professional Engineer" (this is a tightly regulated title in Canada, similar to how you can't just arbitrarily call yourself a doctor) which requires an engineering degree and 4 years of work experience. I just simplified that as "legal reasons" because I didn't feel like explaining the retarded intricacies of professional engineering in Canada.>you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort.I wouldn't want to get my meme degree online because I got lots of hands on experience with robotics, mechanical design, human kinetics and bioinstrumentation that I couldn't have gotten from some shitty online program.Now if you'd like to shit on me for being Canadian, be my guest. It's a shithole country and nobody would ever deny that.
>>77266158quit making shit up
>>77266038What about Slaves? >jobless noWhat about neetbux
>>77266304>SlavicsYes>NeetbuxYes
>>77266285Cope however you want. My three nieces love me as well.
>>77266623pedo incest groomer go rope
>>77266636My brother and nephew love me, too, go ahead and call me a homosexual.
>edating a femanon from r9kwew lad lmao, at least it isn't soc but i am only interested in people who are interested in something more than friend collecting
>>77265890good job passing, i think>>77265926at this point i find it unlikely to find a simple meaningful connection with someone who is fully honest and committed
>>77266362Nice, so I pass as long as 7"5 is OK
>>77266734have you tried trying to form a connection without the goal of dating? I find it is quite fun to try to share a bit of yourself with another human being, and also to try to learn something from them
>>77266868yes, i have only ever had one partner. im essentially asexual and rarely desired a romantic partnership - only ever sought loving companionship from someone. id prefer the love to be platonic, honestly
>>77261574I am the type you would want but the problem is I am so depressed when it comes to these sorts of things that I rarely come here only when I'm down bad I guess but ehHow can I contact you?Maybe we can get to know each other as friends firstI'd like to go look in a used bookstore with you for comics and games and such but then you can drag me along shopping and have me get you cute clothes and shoes for you
>>77257911>any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)lolwut? So specificYou are autistic aren't you?I mean I would find a slightly taller gf cute but that is just me
>>77258395It's cuz you're a passive aggressive close-minded fascist cunt who lacks the humility to admit that your delusional self-importance is the source of your problems in life
>>77258372Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standards; the average 25-year old dude makes about$30,000 a year if he is lucky
>>77258373You'd probably like me but idk if I'd like you lol but yeah I'd be down to play sports and go hiking with you
>>77258494>>77258716Honestly based do you listen to SEWERSLVT? Let's vibe togetherLately I just drink coffee and don't even eat meals sometimes but I am kinda normal-ish weight I need to get it down cuz I hate how my mom's side of the family is fat
>>77267096When I say connection I don't even necessarily mean romance. Just finding another person cool as a person and sharing your ideas with them in a genuine way.I guess eventually, when you are looking for a partner you would be on the lookout for someone who you think is really cool, as a person.
>>77258721>>77261557You're unironically probably the nicest girl here just from reading these although the height preferences and skin colour preferences are some annoying cultural biases still desu
>>77261599THAT IS WHY YOU MEET EACH OTHER'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY IDIOT
>>77263672YoooYou're based honestlyI have several feet worth of stacked notes for physics including quantum mechanics, vector calculus, graph theory, abstract algebra etc.Lately I have been more into art stuffBut yeah I do have an entire compilation channel I created to archive mathematics materials like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PewYeYVYE-ESo yeah if that seems interesting to you I think we could be friendsPorn is cucking yourself btwt. - urokosakanabito
>>77258373> actually works outincrediblethis is kinda me? good to know that I have a shot.computer/maths nerd. but what can YOU teach me?pls be inU KKextras:> roman catholicatheist> can dress wellyou will have to teach me> able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)struggling with cooking> not porn addicted lolhaven't watched porn in 2 years
>>77264677>My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvisUh that's not how that works, I thinkDo girls not realise when they say things like this how it drives our imaginations wild?
>>77258227Besides the long hair, literally me
>>77267378those preferences are because I want a free language teacher included in the package too, although that's also selfish for a different reasons
>>77257622>heightdoesnt matter, but cant be a literal/actual midget>weight/buildslender, not fat>hairmaybe black or brown, but also doesnt matter>dick sizenot relevant/doesnt matter>interestsreally strange/nerdy interests that you would have to assume he is autistic or something >personalityintroverted, shy but willing to open up with enough commitment (from me) loyal, not a normie, *often feels like an outcast in society* personality like morishige from corpse party if you know who he is (pic rel)>extras (anything else you think is important).not addicted to porn/willing to give it up for me, east asian (preferably japanese, chinese, or korean) but doesnt have to be, *not black or indian* doesnt smellbasically an average guy with an internal conflict complex/mental issues, and by average i mean 4/10s, 5/10s, 6/10s maximum, not scarily attractive, but not too ugly
>>77265502>girls love virginsLying is a sin too
>>77267943just bcuz hollywood makes it seem like girls hate virgins doesnt mean its true movie chud kek
>>77267582Oh okay fair enoughWould you teach me Farsi?I think that has beautiful poetryI am creating an original character and I am making her name Farideh/Faridah since it is such a pretty name btw
>>77267751why did you literally just describe meexcept I'm not east asian, I'm white.
>>77258721My German has been deactivated for a dozen years now but I have that and Japanese
>>77267990the only persian poet I actually got into is khayyam, sure if you want but there's little benefit to learning farsi if you want to have a character with that name, make her a little self obsessed. it does mean self centered as well as unique and every Farideh I know was at least a little egoist.>>77268073I once attempted at german and gave up and am currently only studying japanese cause I don't want to give up. dekinai chan breathing down my neck.
>>77268010hi.. *blushes and tucks hair behind ear*
>>77268382hi... um, would you maybe uh, add me if I dropped my tag?
>>77257622I wonder how much anons could fit into my *ideal* standards>HeightI like tall guys, so 5'9 tall minimum>Weight build If I could describe, not fat. You can be heroin skinny, lean, ripped but not fat. Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk food>HairI tend to like more blondish tones, but a dark hair is fine. He should have light eyes>Dick size6 inches>InterestsGaming, literature, animes, mangas, must have an interest in history, especially WWII, music, languages>PersonalitySmart, shy but functioning enough to buy groceries, loyal and affectionate. He must like dark and shitty jokes>ExtrasIdeally must be German, I always wanted a German bfBut in reality all white men are fineMust hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboysNo cuck shitOver 18
>>77267378>5'4/165cmthis is not a big (lmao) requirement>skin colorrace differences go beyond skin color. the moid thread has all of them hating black women and fat women, go whine at them for that.
>>77257706>>77257904>>77258137>>77264931An average penis is too small for most women
>>77267943lmao women get retroactively jealous WAY more than men. they don't want a manslut. they do actually want to feel like a princess to her prince charming but she's going to start thinking about how her prince charming did/said the same exact things to 20 other "princesses", well are you really a princess to his prince charming? lmao the fantasy ideal husband is very, very rarely a manslut. the only reason they don't say "virgin" is because virgin has a negative connotation. they want a man that can make them feel good in bed but is still sexually inexperienced.men think very similarly. disgusting species.
>>77268890>women want mutually exclusive things at the same timeWow shocker. Thanks for sharing.
Holy shit just read the whole thread and woman are SO boring might just date men instead lol, whats the point of marrying someone with the personality and interests of a video game npc
>>77268992Okay then, so long, goodbye.
>>77269017lol u just proved my point, woman are fucking bots
>>77268939yeah men do, too. they want a semen demon who can suck dick like a vacuum with big ass tits and a perfect hourglass figure who is otherwise a sexual prude until they meet him.
>>77268890>>77269077Seething troon. This thread and the other one proved that no one here has crazy requirements. It's almost entirely all perfectly reasonable posts. Well, to be honest I feel bad for dudes with small or average dicks based on this thread.
>>77269077Whats stopping woman from being like that a whores better and more honest than a retard feminist who works a 9 to 5 and lies about what she wants
>>77267252>Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standardsI'm into fatties though. I literally want my looksmatch.>the average 25-year old dude makes about $30,000 a year if he is luckyI want man older than 25, so there's a better chance he would be a bit further in his career. But I have an inheritance that can help make ends meet if his salary alone isn't enough, and worst case scenario I'll get some part-time work from home job. (Though if I end up needing to wageslave, I'm not doing all the household chores like I would if I got to be a proper housewife.)
>>77258721Is it okay if I'm jobless but 188cm, lean, Nice haired, almost 20cm dick, know German, have a goal in life and like to dominate girls?
>>77269287why are you jobless anon?
>>77269331 Being jobless aligns with my current goals. And im very agoraphobic but in therapy
>>77257622>>height5'6 +>>weight/buildTwink build>>hairSoft and dark>>dick size6 inches>>interestsMe>>personalityProtective of me. Doting. >>extras (anything else you think is important).Doesn't watch porn.
>>77269372then it depends on what your current and long term goals are. also depends on what your idea of "dominating girls" is.
>>77269424my short term goal is getting a flat from the government, and to get it I need to be jobless. And curing my mental illness. My long term goal is killing myself in a Buddhistic manner: not impulsively but in peace with the world and with zero regret
>>77269424My idea of dominating girl is being the one in charge in relationships and taking responsibility. And also fucking her in the ass while tied up.
>>77268803Oh, something I fit perfec..>Must hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboysWft?
>>77269484Worthless. You would date someone, make ger care about you, love you, want to be with you and then take it all away because you are useless? Those are not goals. You literally want to be a neet forever, that's the opposite of what "goals in life" means.
>>77269552Being a meet is a goal too, especially if you want it to be comfortable.
>>77269484I do want to have children so my definition of proper goals and principals has a lot to do with eventually filling the role of a good father, sorry anon I don't think you fit my standard
>>77268803>Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk foodFat foids are different how?
>>77269583I guess it makes sense. Well, children are too annoying for me nontheless
>>77269552And its not about taking all away from her - its about dying with no regrets, mostly
>>77268803I don't eat junk food, I'm still fucking fat 210 lbs
>>77269617Yes, selfish. >>77269578No, it's not.
>>77269077I want a woman with a sexy body and a homely personality. Those are at odds, but they're hardly mutually exclusive.
>>77269633 Yes, it is selfish, but so is your wish to make children - to create people only for your own self-actualization.And being a neet who doesnt have to work when his parents die is actually harder than it seems. Muchharder than going the normal way
>>77269656I want a woman that somewhat looks like me, acts very much like me but is a woman and loves me. Tough shit I know I'm most likely dying alone.
>>77268421sure, what do you want to message on? preferably discord
>>77269484>killing myself>in a buddhistic mannerWhat? Are you saying you want to reach nirvana but in a stupid, misleading way? Because suicide does not align with Buddhism at all.
>>77269674You bring no value to others' lives. All of your goals are selfish. You are narcissist, evidenced by how much you are fishing for validation in this very thread. I never even talked about having children. Your goal is to have no goals, utterly worthless. And if that's the reason you think people have children, then you're retarded and the fact you think you're smart for holding such an opinion is yet another proof of your narcissism.
>>77269710 it does.Read a little about Buddhistic monks first please
>>77267751bumping my own standards post ^ will i ever get a virgin boyfriend..
>>77269723 I am a narcissist, nice catch. But aren't you Cluster B too? You said your partner has to be a good father - and yet u assure me now you want no children.
>>77269749what's morishige's personality like?
>>77269764I am a random anon, not the femanon you were replying to. I was just grossed out by your existence.
>>77269723>Your goal is to have no goals, utterly worthless.I don't think you understand what having no goals means. Worth is a social construct, after all.
>>77269777I am too grossed out - thats why i have this goal
>>77257904Do you like 40k and tolerate Russians?
>>77269788>Worth is a social constructSo? What stupid thing to say. But you are literally incapable of understanding why it is stupid because of your narcissism. It is beautifully ironic how the grandiose belief in your own intelligence makes you dumber.
>>77269839>What stupid thing to saWorth is only determined by how much are you ready to invest in sth.>It is beautifully ironic how the grandiose belief in your own intelligence makes you dumber.Quite the opposite, mostly. Its just that we are clearly nit within the communication range.
>>77269542I just hate degeneracy in men, and I have no interest in dating faggotsNot hard to understand desu
>>77269868a person can only determine how far one's intelligence lies from his own - not in which side the deviation lies. This creates an illusion if stupidity when you meet someone too clever - your ego says you he is dumber to defend yourself from feeling stupid
>>77269738Wrong. Suicide is not only antithetical to the Buddhist "ideology", it is directly harmful to your place in samsara. You're one of the retards on /lit/ and /his/ that calls Buddhism a death cult.You have the chance to reach enlightenment and end the cycle but instead you are deciding to make the willful decision to end your life and continue the cycle, albiet in a lower, shittier realm as a lower life form than human, with a lower chance of discovering enlightenment because of it.Buddhists do not ever try to kill themselves because "themselves" is a fucking puppet stuck in this cycle of suffering.
>>77269869>degeneracyThat's just a buzzword, humanity has been jerking off since living on the trees.I know coomers are gross, but full on "hates porn" is kinda radical desu
>>77269940 I only use Buddhism parted from the religious bullshit, as a way of thinking
>>77269918It is amusing to watch you trying to validate your own ego while at the same point you still haven't even been able to realize why I said it was a stupid thing. Quite the show, anon. Please keep embarrassing yourself.
>>77269982Embarrassing myself became my fulltime job so I might as well continue. But it would be more cruel to let you hang
>>77269949I don't care about him masturbating, I just hate porn.
>>77270016It's kinda conventional to masturbate to porn tho, but it's your preferences ofc.
>>77270039Porn is gross and degenrate. If you have a gf, just wait for her to get home. Why even jerk off? I want to focus all my lust and desire on her.
>>77270060If I had a gf I won't be bored and depressed, there'll be zero reason to masturbate
>>77270016The concept or the ethics of it? How do you feel about hentai?
>>77258803hello i am like that, please be european.
>>77267751I fit most of these except East Asian, and maybe Morishige. We can watch Corpse Party together and I can figure it out. What counts as a "nerdy" interest? I'm fairly standard 4chan anon interests in /co/v/a/ topics, smidgen of /fit/ and /k/, but I've been dabbling a bit in /x/lit/his/ recently. They're making me interested in reading nonfiction books again at least.
>>77257706My whole life i knew my grandfather he shaved his head bald and rarely grew for more than week, apparently he was like this his whole life no idea if he was ever balding I just knew he shaved his head just cause
>>77257706 I meet this criteria but I've seen your threads and I'm not willing to get involved
>male>straight (means no tranner porn)>white>not obsessed with his exthat's it. surprisingly difficult.
>>77270129A bit of both. I just am a irked if my boyfriend would be dedicating his lust for another woman. If it helps, I don't watch porn myself and people would say I live a rather prude lifeI don't know how I feel about hentai, I don't exactly hate it, but at the same time, I am not ectastic by it. All of them seem incredibly degenerate from what I have seen and I feel like I would be more positive if they showed romantic sex. About the ethics, I heard animators are underpaid so I don't like that either
>>77258373These threads are ridiculous. Women claim they want someone like me, but nobody actually does. Damn larpers.
2 matchmaking threads running along eachother, based cupid op. Hopefully some anons end up less loney as a result of this
>>77270275It's sweet and I do wish everyone happiness here but to be frank, the other thread has absolutely zero women putting themselves out there to respond to the men posting their list. That's very sad in my opinion. Whereas in this thread you have quite a few men trying their chances. Both threads are abundant with unimportant physical requirements. But this thread is much worse than the other one in that regard.
>>77270342It's not like i don't understand. This board thends to be very crititcal of women despit always looking for female attention. It's easy to feel intimidated when all the posts are "be anything except fat". I made a post myself overthere but like any other anons i am not expecting a response. It's still nice to put myself out there regardless of how it ends up.
>>77270191>animatorsOh I literally meant single images like the one I posted. Not full on animations produced by studios.>I would be more positive if they showed romantic sexYeah, I feel there's a real lack of that in hentai. That said it's kinda hard to show romance in one or two pictures.
>>77270424I definitely don't understand. I think 90% of posts here being don't be bald and have a big dick is way way way more intimidating yet the men are still trying.
>>77270462its not hard to have a big dick and not be bald
>>77270462Yeah that's fair, maybe the femanons aren't as desperate as they claim to be. Let's just hope something nice comes out of these threads regardless.
>>77270482and being tall is easy. Being beet us a pe
>>77270482I mean it is way harder to have a big dick and not be bald than just being a normal weight like they're asking in the moid thread. One is a choise the other is a physical limitation.
>>77270462>big dickWym? Most of them said they don't care or that they want 6 inches. I think you're giving more weight to those you don't fit because of the way they make you feel.
>>77264684Not you. You say you like antisocial type, rough, stoic, but would it not bore you to have him after a while
>>77270507 idk for me having a big d is a matter of not doing drugs. Not balding is a matter of not shaving. Being tall is a matter of posture
>>77270549Not being fat is much harder if u are on antidepr
>>77270510I think most ITT want 6 inches, minority don't care and a smaller minority want even bigger, and it's fine to have preferences but 6 inches is above average. You're talking to /r9k/ and want genetically gifted men.
>>77270549drugs can make you penis shrink? what does shaving have to do with balding. Good posture doesn't make you taller.
I fit to 93% but really neet is a unsaid dealbreaker
>>77270573Idk anon. I'm a fucking loser and I fit most of them.
>>77270484That's because women's "wishlists" for boyfriends have always been ridiculous and men were smart enough to ignore it.It's only in the age of social media and simps that we actually start listening to women and taking what they have to say seriously.In reality, in 20 years from now on, 99% of these fembots will end up married to some betabuxx average-short height average dick average salary bald guy, or end up alone and rotten.
>>77270582>drugs can make you penis shrinkYes.cigs too>Good posture doesn't make you taller.but bad one makes u smol
>>77269765Sakutaro is a character with layers: he likes to leave a good impression on other people while hiding his inner personality. He acts stoic and collected(lazy copy and paste from the wiki) basically if you are a borderline weirdo/freak that is against society and social norms that is my type
>>77270611u know hell prolly be a nest?
>>77270600>>77270606I'm starting to think these threads are just copium bait.
>>77269406What if my dick is bigger
>>77270616it is. In reality looks is just a first step to relationship
>women claiming they don't care about heightthat's how you can tell this is all bullshit.
>>77270616I was a little happier than usual while typing up my list and looking for someone here. Copium? Maybe.I'll still be alone tomorrow but it's nice to dream, isn't it.
>>77270616Just so u feel better:I'm 6'2, +-21BMI, 7'5inches. 7/10 virgin
Man, this thread's brutal.My hairline hasn't moved much, but I'm diffuse thinning like crazy even on dutasteride, minoxidil and microneedling. Got a very visible thin spot now which is worse when not having showered. I'm a turbomanlet, but even I got attention sometimes when I had a full head of hair. Hoping the switch to oral minoxidil does something.
>>77270600If it makes you feel any better, I meet a lot of these girl's laundry list requirements but still can't get laid irl. I'm also a manlet.
>>77270675I hope you're one of the lucky ones to get a reply then.>>77270683Damn chad, how are you here.
>>77270687>go on fin to stop losing hair>loses erection strength and fall below 6 inches
>>77270695*chud, not chad. Why?to put it short,mental illness
>>772577066 inches>>77257746Doesn't care>>772579046 inches>>77257911Doesn't care>>77258227Doesn't care>>77258372Doesn't care>>77258373Avg range>>77258494Doesn't care>>772585355.5"+>>77258721Not micro>>77258746Doesn't care>>772588036 inches>>772593015"+>>77259576Doesn't care>>77260485Doesn't care>>77260592Idk if this is a faggot or not.>>77262136Doesn't care>>77263672Doesn't care>>77264517Doesn't care>>77264677Definitely care>>77264793Avg>>772649316+>>77264947Avg>>77265327Fag>>77267751Doesn't care>>772688036">>772694066">>77270573Seems pretty balanced to me.
>>77270704Fin didn't do shit to me personally. I just maintained my thin hair. You might be interested in GT20029 down the line. Phase II testing results got released and it works wonderfully. It completely blocks DHT receptors on your scalp as opposed to lowering DHT so it'd be a good fin/dut replacement. It's gotten farther than RU at this point, no more "wait 15 years" memes. It's gonna happen.Planning on holding out until 2026-27 for it.
>All these femoids asking for golden retriever/stupid nice guys into nerd hobbiesI refuse to believe you exist, not a single example have I ever come across on a dating site. It's all tattood up fat sluts with kids looking to settle after riding twenty million dicks.
>>77270724Rip chu(a)d, mental illness really is the ultimate life cuck. Still though if you look good, wouldn't you at least be able to reach a few milestones?
>>77270757I have agoraphobia.Going out hurts me physically
>>77270754That's the point of fin. You won't gain hair but you won't lose hair.>>77270757>mental illness really is the ultimate life cuckIt really isn't lol most mental illnesses can be managed. It requires a lot of work which is the real problem. No one wants to put in the work to manage their mental illness. They rather make their problems everyone else's problem as well.
>>77270783requires a lot of work which is the real problem. No one wants to put in the work to manage their mental illness. They rather make their problems everyone else's problem as well.>true, as a mental I confirm were just lazy
>>77270765that's a tough one. Good luck anon. Pro tip : close your eyes when you go outside so you don't know you're outside.>>77270783brain invisible walls are hard to reach through way harder than anything physical (that's actually doable).
>>77270628As long as its not any bigger than 8 inches than that's perfect yeah
>>77270799>close your eyes when you go outside so you don't know you're outside.> I unuronically will try it
>>77270799Hard, not impossible.
>>77270756Because they actually will choose dark triad 6 ft Chads in practice every time.
>>77257622>heightDon't really care. I'm 5'10'' and have seen men shorter than me who I found attractive. Not in a snu-snu/fetish way either.>weight/buildNot fat to the point of waddling.>hairIdeally still has most of it on his head.>dick sizeNot sure. >interestsThe stuff that they talk about on the Weird Studies podcast.>personalityHigh openness.>extras (anything else you think is important).Pure virgin, laughs at my jokes, thinks my taste in music and dress sense is cool, wants to reproduce, goes to music events with me, simps for me, wants adventure and novelty but also wants stability and trad-ish life at the same time.
>>77270825Yeah it hurts to read these. You get hope but then realize they're lying.
>>77258372How fat are you out of curiosity? Also how old are you?
>>77270736Fine, I'll take it back. Most foids ITT are in fact not size queens, a minority of them are.
>>77270844what kind of music do you like? I'm not looking for a gf especially on here since I'm bald, short and ugly, but I'm curious about the music compatibility being importantMoving to a city with a great music scene (Chicago) from a hick town has done wonders for my social life and output. I joined a noise rock band here and have met some semi-RYM famous band guys. 2 years ago I didn't know how to play a single instrument and I was a lonely 29 year old loser with a worthless STEM degree. It's been a fun time, even if I felt old towards the beginning. You should do something similar if you want "adventure" and are musically inclined. I don't regret it at all, especially since there's better jobs here
>>77268803>But in reality all white men are fineAre you white?
>>77265658Nigga you go to Guelph! LOL!!! Go to a real school!!!
>>77270916>How fat are you out of curiosity?I don't own a scale so idk my weight. Definitely obese, but still mobile. I'm not one of those people who needs a scooter to get around walmart. (I'm also tall and the fat distributes itself fairly well, so I've got more of an hourglass figure rather than just being an indistinguishable blob.)>Also how old are you?I'm 25.
>>77270736Anon took my Heydrich's description seriously kek
>>77264818Where in America approximately?
>>77270983Why would I do that? Guelph has the best on-campus food in the province. And I already finished my degree anyway.
>>77264818>there's no catch>anime and vtubers kek
>>77271104Nigga why did you go to Guelph?t. Queens bull
>>77259716i feel the same>choese
>>77259716>the moids barely replied to anyone despite the low requirements being asked>the foids who did get responses stopped replying backlol fuckin a
>>77271163Because there are only a handful of schools that offer biomedical engineering degrees? Or at least there were in 2017. It was basically Guelph or Carleton and Carleton shit the bed when I went to their campus tour so I picked Guelph. I don't regret it.
>>77270207how are women supposed to get to know you and realize all your positive traits if you dismiss us as larpers?>>77267470unfortunately, i do not reside in the uk. good luck though, anon :)>>77267273what sports do you like? not huge into sports myself, unless you count lifting, basic cardio or hiking lol.
>>77270140The femanon you replied to is a whore who solicits gifts from /r9k/ simps in the BioFem general. If you'd be okay with dating a woman like that, go for it, but I'd personally find it revolting.
>>77272276Can't find a like minded woman anywhere it seems haha
>>77272364nah, she's a sweetheart who's been looking for you. anon is salty he either has no money to gift anyone or can't get her attention. exchange some emails with her at least.
>>77272458She's officially a prostitute.
>>77272558so close! to be a prostitute she would need to have personal encounters that are mostly illegal anywheregirl just has a wishlist set up. you could make your own too. who knows?
>>77272458>>77272558no no~ dont worry, hes not the guy im looking for anyway. im gonna make another "this anime guy but irl reply if you are like him" reply to this thread later, maybe i should choose a character like scaramouche
>>77272582i'd just hate for you to lose a contact because a salty asshole showed up like what probably happened with me.i'll use this as my opportunity to post this too. sad i missed the thread before it got so close to bump limit.
>>77272576>>no good! stupid!!! boring!! aaah!! oh also, i didnt ask for any gifts, i made a throne to see what it is and someone gifted me out of the blue. seems like its gonna be used against me for now own though, so i will stop namefagging for nows~
>>77272601>>i'd just hate for you to lose a contact because a salty asshole showed up like what probably happened with me.HI KPOPS dw i dont mind! there are millions of guys like my post >>77267751and if he doesnt like one part about me i wonder what he will think when he finds out i am a freak lol. i should have put "not a normie" in bold i guess
>>77269837>Do you like 40kNo, but painting the figures seems fun>tolerate Russians?My bf is half russian
>>77272582>>77272604>i didnt ask for any giftsNot only a whore, a lying whore. This is why you always have to be careful, lads.
>>77272458No, sorry but I'm a loner and the thought of someone I'm talking to with the hopes of dating and eventual marriage being chased and given gifts by multiple men while I am talking to her grosses me out quite a lot. Like I said, a like minded woman eludes me.Before I head to sleep I would also like to say I find it shameful and hypocritical for so many women here to say porn/masturbation bad, while they have a horde of orbiters.I just think that is the opposite of loyalty that some of you are demanding.
>>77272790Wow a bot with integrity, good on you anon. You are one of the rare ones. I hope you find that mythical woman.
>>77272787ieeee!! im getting stalked!! super hot steamy sexy!! lovely lovely koibito ga ero! aah!!
So is being bald just not preferred or is it like a deal breaker? What about this pic of my friend, is this too bald?
>>77272790>the thought of someone I'm talking to with the hopes of dating and eventual marriage being chased and given gifts by multiple men while I am talking to her grosses me outanon i was talking to this slut (non-romantically tbf) and this is how i felti guess i was part of what made her a slut so it's paradoxical but she didn't feel guilty about it when i wanted more exclusivity.
>>77272816Scara sucks, Kazuha is way better.
>>77272835based superiority complex prettyboy twink vs just kazuha
>>77272847Kazuha is way more pretty and calming + a poet. Scara is just an edgy faggot. Even Xiao is better.
>>77272790>I find it shameful and hypocritical for so many women here to say porn/masturbation bad, while they have a horde of orbiters.That's because it is shameful. The greatest irony is that almost all of them mention porn as a deal breaker while not realizing that they are being used as a porn fantasy to jerk off to for the price of $10-20. Then they act all surprised when men prefer to jerk off to porn.Who would want to spend real time and money on a whore who sells her dignity to stranger coomers for $10 lmao
>>77257622>heightdoesnt matter>weight/buildslender, not fat>hairdoesnt matter, but preferably without hair dye.>dick sizedoesnt matter, preferably greysexual / asexual >interestsfinds various simple things intriguing/deep>personalityintroverted, keeps things to himself, socially aloof, takes a while to warm up to other people, abandonment issues, superiority complex for everyone besides me, thinks this world is full of morons besides a very small select few. personality like pic rel (scaramouche from genshin) >extras (anything else you think is important).not addicted to porn, not black or indian, preferably east asian (japanese) but doesnt have to be. not a normie but not completely deranged. average/twink looking, in his 20s.
>>77272879what if i liked edgy faggots. then what. have you considered that possibility. what would your response be
>>77272947You forgot to include a link to your Throne.
>>77272947>preferably greysexual / asexual im extremely sexual but otherwise me, esp the personality part :3what race are you?
>>77272954fair enough. I was just giving you shit because I was bored. Edgy faggots can be cool.
>>77272947>greysexualThanks for introducing me to this term. I felt like a retard saying I'm "kinda asexual"How old are you? I fit most of what you listed.
>>77272947This is literally me, am a textbook twink I'm middle eastern/north african tho
>>77272963>what race are you?white, russian american. are you japanese? do you speak your native language?>>77272972omgg, its so hard finding greysexual/sex repulsed guys these days, also i recently turned 19
>>77273009>are you japanesenein. am mainland cn.>native languageyes. and the local dialect
>>77272963Don't fall for the biofem tranny >>77272787>>77272276
>>77273009Oh, yeah sorry I'm not interested in talking with a teenager. I hope you find yourself a greysexual bf your own age. Consider looking for guys with mild schizoid personality disorder. They tend to be pretty sex averse.
>>77273038huh, i asked for guys around the age of 20 which i am a year younger. thanks for sticking to your morals though, i respect that
>>77273032ommgg, what province? and what do you want to message on?
>>77272963>>77272972>>77272984But can you compete with her orbiters? You'll really need to go the extra mile to make her happy.(She made the account one day ago btw.)
>>77273071>(She made the account one day ago btw.)What the actual fuck
>>77273057You said "in his 20s" which I am. If you'd said "around 20" I wouldn't have replied. But anyway, sorry for wasting your time.
>>77273074I don't even know what the fuck is going on itt anymore. Some teenage attentionwhore is begging for internet simps to buy her stuff?
>>77273071noo! dont censor my username!! its scara peace!! also for a guy like scaramouche i would delete all if my social medias / throne if the thought even bugged him
>>77273089Wouldnt surprise me if she was underage
>>77273069uh are you fr or just farming simps?
>>77273089this was my response in defense to this below v >>77272620>>77272604but if any guy wants to believe what a moid says to him without a second thought then ew! not for me! bye!
>>77273131i dont like the thought of farming simps.
>>77273089>Some teenage attentionwhore is begging for internet simps to buy her stuff?Pretty much. Man, she sure is surprisingly interested in talking to average/below average looking guys who have self esteem issues and don't want to have sex. I wonder why that is?
Femanon, if you recognize this image, I'm still waiting for you to come back.
>>77273146drop your disc if you're interested
>>77257622this is stupid. i dont have a list of standards, i fall in love with whoever i fall in love with. none of this superficial appearance stuff matters past the first like, week of knowing a person. once youre in love, your monkey brain chemicals will convince you that every feature about the other person is perfect
>>77273071>>77273091i aint tryna compete with nobodyits interesting to see people who seemingly line up with me on here and soc threads, doin the odd bit of probing to see how close they actually are or not, nobodys ever been bang on
>>77273131anon do you really want to get involved with a girl who preys on and exploits weak mentally ill men out of their money?one day your life might take an unexpected turn for the worst and you'll be in a similar mental position as these men, do you really think someone like her will be there to support you?
>>77273162well i did my research on her and she seems to be very picky and weird.would still give her a shot tho. im picky too..
>>77273057What is your max age then? 20s covers a wide net.
>>77273148>Man, she sure is surprisingly interested in talking to average/below average looking guys who have self esteem issues and don't want to have sex.Cant you just let me dream
Since Scara is here I'll try too.>heightpreferably above 5'6 but ultimately does not matter (i'm very short)>weight/buildslender, a bit of muscle is fine but don't be like a jojo character >hairpreference for long hair and blondes but any kind is well as long as it's well groomed and cared for. no buzzcuts, broccoli hair or balds.>dick sizeplease don't be a sex pest.>interestsvisual kei, literature classics and anything/everything vintage and old. art, poetry and such.>personalitywell spoken, classy, have something more to offer than small talk. unironic larper. oujidere. since scara used her husbando as an example i'll use mine too: like joseph from identity v.>extras (anything else you think is important).take good care of your appearance. don't mind if it's a 4-5/10 as long as you are willing to pamper yourself to go out and such. preference for east asians, and even better, anyone living in/near australia. also don't be over twenty five, i don't want too big of an age gap. (hoping i did not miss anything)
>>77273240i hope ur white and not fat
>>77273131I dunno read this and you guys tell me how does this look to you
>>77273272i am white and weigh 37.3kg
>heighttaller than me by at least a few inches>weight/buildlanky/skinny/boney/borderline underweight>hairlongish hair? don't mind too much. black/dark brown.>dick sizedon't care>interestsweebshit, computers/tech>personalitytsundere, cranky, bully/big brother-like, but very cuddly and touchstarved>extras (anything else you think is important).shut-in, not many friends like me, likes to autistically ramble, GLASSES!!! no/little body hair. asian.
>>77273279yeah she seems ridiculous haha>>77273286if ur into asian dudes that's a plus for me :)my only rule is white femcels/stacies
>>77273240Put your name back on, kpopnona. >>77272458No self-respecting man is going to want to date a woman who whines about "moids" while soliciting gifts from them.
>>77273306>>77273071You're like a super hero manOr guardian angel
>>77273239if you say that only like the sterotypical mythical chad, you are a liar and a whore, but if you say you like average guys, apparently you are still a liar.. also to all guys with self esteem issues but arent degens i heart you!! :3also i forgot to mention i like guys that have "no filter" in my post >>77272947
>>77273306notice how i didn't associate my name here and didn't bring it up? why do you think that is anon?do not gift the account mentioned in picrel>>77273296as long as you fit most of what i mentioned
i will add then that>i do not promote the link to my throne publicly in any thread especially not outside of biofem>i do not have any private conversations with any of the people that have previously gifted me nor do i have their contact information>i have spoken about this being my ideal man thousands of times on biofem. if you are willing to give me a chance i would really appreciate it. if not, i thank you for your time reading this.
>>77273240which state in australia?
>>77273364new south wales
>>77273306>>noo people gifted her out of the kindness of their heart, despite her not doing any type of services for those gifts noo!! if you act like above dont even bother kek, it shows you are of low value. men like this will more than likely leave you if they get suspicious/jealous of something kpopchan, so dont beat yourself up over it.
>>77273378private school girl?
>>77273382no it's fine i understand their jealousy, but it's probably because they associate this website/getting gifts with being an e-whore and begging since "nothing comes for free".>>77273389neet, currently not in australia, i'll be traveling for three months there in a month or so
>>77273396are you like british or something?why would you want someone in aus if you're not permanently there?
>>77273382You are less than pathetic.
>>77273415>why would you want someone in aus if you're not permanently there?because i will be there for a long time and i am also looking into study options, which means moving full time.also my family is half australian.
>>77273279said that to troll and make anons mad, you boys loooveeee out of context screenshots hm? is this your idea of exposing me hm? does it turn you on hm?
>>77273449can you answer this post over here >>77273202
>>77273382>out of the kindness of their heart, despite her not doing any type of services for those giftslmaothey literally paid you to engage in their bdsm fantasy you braindead whore.you are now officially a sex worker and you should let every serious future partner know that, unless you decide to base your relationship on lies
>>77273202oh yeah, maybe 23 or 22
>>77273472Damn thats not a lot of 20s
>height5'7-6'4 (preferable 5'8-5'10. actually from now on i'm just going to name my absolute ideal)>weight/buildoverweight side of healthy weight>hairnot longer than shoulder length, also i don't like buzzcuts>dick size5 in>interestsunderground rap, fashion, history + geography>personalityfunny, charismatic, Honestly such a wide variety I don't know. But a little off beat I guess? I really don't know. I like people who are often considered 'corny' if that helps. >extras (anything else you think is important).
>>77273506I regret what I said for the personality section, just ignore it
>>77273471ive been laughing so hard at you alls hate replies, and the dopamine rush is now overflowing. it almost wants to make me throw up like im hangover. but knowing that you all are stalking me now, it makes posting things so much more fun!also for nonas, dont try and edate these coomers, calling me and my friend e-whores for having a wishlists.. shameful! im personally just trying to look for advice on my romantic taste. bye byes now!
>>77273552Fine speech, I don't understand ESL though.
>>77273506I fit most except im afraid to measure my penis becauze this board gave me paranoia and my interests only include a bit of history and geography, im more the binge anime and videogames when im not working type. At least i was close on this one
WHY THE FUCK DO MOIDS WHO DON'T FIT A WOMAN'S STANDARDS CONTACT HER ANYWAY? when did that ever work? so annoyingthe other day i made a post saying i only want hot white guys with huge uncut cocks on another site and like 100 shitskins and white moids with small cocks in my area responded saying "uhh i fit everything but i'm black" "uhh i fit everything but i'm circumcised" you knew i wasn't looking for you and you thought it's a good idea to bother me! do you think you're so great that i would suddenly change my preferences! it's so disrespectful, then they get butthurt when i ignore themanyway if you're wondering yes men wjo look like what i want did contact me but it was like only 20 hot white guys with bwc amongst 500 ugly men who didn't fit my description. i look at this thread and i also see men who know they don't fit a woman's standards and bother her anyway. it's really pathetic. stop it
>>77273638You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Albert Eistein
>>77273638can u post a contact information i am from indian with average penis but i give the sex very good!! Contact???
>>77273382Slutty prostitution you like rape?? Haha i rape you post a contact!
>>77273655i am india but i have white man pines and skin babie plez respond
>>77273638>she isn't into asian guysewwwww
>>77267309Yo i love trannycore too, fun and quirky beats to dilate to
>>77273689asians are dark and have small dicks and weird heads
>>77273689You got enough underage kpop thots to pick from, fuck off
>>77273707aww that turns me on :3i hope ur at least a white girl so you have the right to speak like that
>>77273728Itd be hotter if she was asian
>>77273638are indians white in your eyes butiful? weare caucsian, im also higher caste brahmin so look european
Even the phrase dick size makes me want to vomit, I'd cuddle with another girl I don't think I'd go down on her
>>77258137helo beauty i am white indian mix very erotic energy fucking you to death squirt everywhere! you have a facebook?
>>77263548Sure thing but how? Sharing you discord id here is not safe, so I'm just gonna imagine it instead have a good one Persian girl
>>77264793>Talented violin+fencingHoly crap mate you're watching too much opera soap i kek'd so hard
>>77268803wow I almost perfectly fit into this except for some of the hobbies, pp size and nationality (I am of Nordic subgroup) C:
>>77258721I fit these categories. However, I am only 20 years old, so if you are older than 25 it would probably not work out. I do drive, have my own apartment, a good career, and all of the above, though.
>>77273290I (should) fit this. Unless you're freakishly tall. I'm 6ft1. My hair isn't really that long but I used to have it decently long.
>>77273983>>77273994>>77274003Bro? Get real. Shes not interested.
>>77272947I'm this, kind of. I'm not very sexual at all, but I do still have sexual urges from time-to-time. I'm Korean, disc is dreed1776 if you're actually interested and not larping.
>>77274018neither am I, I don't wanna e-date and I don't wanna date someone from 4chan. I was just happy I found one where I actually (mostly) fit the criteria.
>>77274024See these postsDon't get involved with her >>77273279>>77273071>>77272787>>77272276
>>77272131> unfortunately, i do not reside in the uk. good luck though, anon :)thank you! :)self bump:>>77267470
Damn the moid thread is a ghost town, the femoid thread is beaming with life but i don't see anyone actually picking anyone
>>77274476The few femoids that got replies ignored them in the end and the throne girl probably ruined it for everyone else ITT but we're at bump limit now and the moid thread LOL
Just noticed this thread reached bump limit. The other one is barely sitting at 200 posts. Never again I will believe about fembots being real. So many chances to find a robot on each one but the girls either don't care or don't pursue any further. Still hoping an anon found a happy ending but i'd be honestly surprised if it does end up happening.
>>77274785I laughed for a bit but it's actually just sad kek
>>77274785I've seen much more sincere people in /soc/ but the thought that someone I'm talking to is entertaining multiple anons at the same time makes me sick so I've never tried /soc/.
>>77270942Lately I've been listening to Drab Majesty, Steve Roach, and Devil Master a bunch. I did actually have a coworker tell me that she met people by volunteering at our local Wire-ish music venue and I've wanted to do something like that. Also just bought tickets to Roadburn even though I have zero friends to go with but I suppose I have a year to figure things out.
>>77274827/soc/ is normieland, both men and women there look good and are generally well adjusted, it also feels a lot more casual. Here at least for me it implies a bit more commitment i mean do you really think, in this board, we would be entertaining multiple anons? Idk about you but exchanging contacts with anons here has been very rare and i've been browsing this for quite a few years now.
>>77273942Anon, I literally described Heydrich as a joke kekI posted my real standards somewhere
>>77274854I'm sorry but yes I see receiving monetary gifts as well as e-flirting as entertaining anons. Sorry I've been cheated on before so that's all just one big sign that I'll get my heart broken again because you can't truly care about me when you have a horde of orbiters at your beck and call. No it doesn't matter to me at all that they're anonymous and you don't privately message them.>i mean do you really think, in this board, we would be entertaining multiple anonsIt's not logical, it's not rational, it's my broken brain but I just can't get over it; this thread has lead me to believe no woman here is truly lonely. At any time you can have someone giving you love and care and I can't handle that realization. Sorry but that's just how I feel after this thread.
>>77274999I think that's how everyone is feeling about this thread. Still if you're self aware that i'ts not rational or logical, why not just push yourself a little bit? It's not like you'll get rejected and worst case scenario it just won't work out and you'll be back to how you are now.
>>77274785No one replied to my post aside from an anon who got banned, and I refuse to go into the other thread because I know it'll just be a bunch of posts where I tick off one of the few dealbreakers most robots have, and I don't need that hit to my self-esteem.
>>77275170I'm shooting my shot then, you sound reasonable enough. I don't know your standards but i don't think you'll be disappointed with any of my physical characteristics. My personality is a bit boring but if you're willing to work with it it'd be cool. I haven't replied to any of the posts here but i don't fit any of the personality requirements, just the physical ones.
>>77275170>>77275192If you're interested, join this instead of exchanging contacts. It's just me in it and we could talk from there. I feel it's better and more discreet than dropping usernames gg/jn2BAkM
>>77275093Push myself to? I don't understand. I assume you mean push myself to talk to women? Any tiny rejection hurts sorry my self esteem is non existent. It hurt when I got ignored after responding to a post ITT. It took me an hour to get the courage to type that response and post it. Fuck just reading these lists hurt me a bit.>worst case scenario it just won't work out and you'll be back to how you are nowWorst case scenario I fucking self destruct. I'm scared of how I'll feel if I get my heart broken again. I still wanted to try here a little bit because I thought it might be different.
>>77275219Guess I've been missreading the thread. Yeah, i see what you mean. Thread is dying but i wish you good luck with it, It's not healthy to stay stuck to women and ego so i hope you get better and become happy enough to get out of here.
It's honestly funny how far i go to try meeting femanons here. I could try and put effort into meeting people irl but i'm too much of a pussy to actually try it. Almost worked once too but i fucked it up.
>>77275248I don't want to get out of here. I actually really hate that thinking. Just leave if you hate it here. I love 4chan. I've met great, anonymous, people here. I've found great books, tv shows, anime, games, music through this website and its people. I've been here since I was 13, I'm 23 now. I'm not leaving.Anyway yeah thread is dying and I have to get to work. Good luck to you as well and enjoy your weekend, it's Friday after all woo woo.
>>77275279Oh yeah i love 4chan too. Been here a while too, not as long as you but close enough. I just meant getting out of the /r9k/ mindset. It doesn't have to be about misery. this /b/ and /pol/ are the only misery generators of 4chan.
>>height6'6>>weight/build260lbs with a 24 inch bideltoid >>hairdark blonde>>dick size7inches length by 5inches girth>>interestslooksmaxxing, history, biology, genetics, politics>>personalityhas autism and an IQ of 130>>extras (anything else you think is important).is a htn and improving himself to be a chadlite
>>77275305>I just meant getting out of the /r9k/ mindsetI was actually pretty hopeful until I read this thread then I spiraled out of it.I've been reading about Buddhism and bought some books. I would like to learn to better control my thoughts and emotions.Thank you, my friend, for the conversation.
>>77275425Yeah i appreciate you too, for the chat. good luck with your endevours and have a nice friday. I'mma continue to try to get a r9k gamer gf lol