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>>77257622
>height
I don't care
>weight/build
not obese
>hair
present. must be able to present a picture of maternal grandfather (research shows balding likelihood is most heavily influenced by this). style is not particularly important
>dick size
6"+
>interests
weeb stuff and games
enjoys discussing niche sperg stuff
>personality
I like a wide range of personalities but especially either golden retrievers or grouchy rough-edges antisocial tsun types
>extras (anything else you think is important).
1) young
2) femdomfags go to hell
3) Christian
4) non Hispanic white

>>77257622
i just want a boyfriend who WONT LEAVE

>>77257720
>WONT LEAVE
what do they say when they leave?

>>77257720
i won't leave bby

>>77257729
that im a terrible person
or they ghost me

>>77257622
>not fat
>virgin
Thats literally it. But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious

>>77257622
go to /soc/ bitchass edating niggas

>>77257736
>that im a terrible person
>or they ghost me
why do you think they say that? have you cheated on them or something?
>>77257746
>But also I will pretend like anyone who gives me a chance is trolling me or not serious
tragic

>>77257622
I have a bf who fits all of these
>>height
180cm+, reasonable ask most men where I live are this or taller.
>>weight/build
idc about weight, i kinda like men who lift but just dont be fat
>>hair
dont care just no buzz cut
>>dick size
6in+
>>interests
vidya and random fandom shit like shows or weeb stuff. Basically just know what im talking about or be willing to learn and I will learn about your hobbies I dont share either. Talking about stuff you like is nice.
>>personality
Shy, introverted, fits my sense of humour
>>extras (anything else you think is important).
Bonus if not from my country I fucking hate men from here.

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>height
any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
>weight/build
doesn't matter, please don't be obese to the point of not walking though
>hair
doesn't matter but if you're balding i might encourage you to go entirely bald
>dick size
don't care
>interests
games, reading, history, manga but any is fine as long as not shallow and materialistic (i'd like to learn if different) instant no if there're coomer related interests
>personality
i don't have a specific like, if you're shorter i'd prefer you to be not dominant/masculine though. a cute, shy, submissive short boy is adorable desu. if you're taller idc which way you go. i'd like a talkative, caring and obsessive person, that way i can listen to them as i'm a not so talkative type. if you're mean that's a immediate no (you can be jokingly mean).
>extras (anything else you think is important).
-NO COOMERS
-i don't mind if you're the emotional type but you can't just act like the stereotypical female (silent treatment, whining)
-understand the sanctity of love and marriage
-virgin
-obviously loyal and mature

>>77257706
Literally me. I barely ever use 4chan, just got on a second ago cuz I was bored. I think we are meant to be femanon. Am 19, Christian, etc etc

>>77257917
you should search for that image on the archives, just so you know what you're getting into.

>>77257911
fair and I agree with all of them.
>>77257904
fair but you have a bf so it's meaningless.

>>77257911
>if he's short he has to be feminine and shy and submissive teehee
fucking cunt. I'm glad at just about 5'6, masculine, long haired, and a not talkative person I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendencies. I would become an obese coomer just to spite you but you're not worth it. I despise you

GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES NOT YOUR FUCKING HEIGHT FFS

>>77257997
>GENDER ROLES ARE BASED ON YOUR CHROMOSOMES
gender roles are retarded. You sound like a troon.
if your height makes you that insecure, you should just transition.

>>77258018
>insecure
the roastie can't help but use one of the canned insults. One that doesn't even make sense here

>gender roles are retarded
this is literal lgbtqtqqiqiaiaa dogma. Who the fuck are you calling a troon, troon.

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>>77257997
>I would become an obese coomer just to spite you
oh noooo the man willing to become a degenerate doesn't like me!! whatever shall i do...
>I am the antithesis to your pedophilic tendencies
ok buddy. how is liking cute, shy, submissive boys pedophilic LOL? little boys are the opposite. >>77258018 is right

I'm a guy, who want me?

>height
6'2
>weight/build
215lbs currently, probably going to lose 10lbs over the next 2 months, then gain another 40lbs.
>hair
Asian hair. I keep it short. I tried longer in the past but it was too much work to maintain.
>dick size
Actual 6 inch. I'm not sure how much I should lie and estat inflate this by since I don't see other guy's dicks.
>interests
The same autistic nonsense everyone here likes.
>personality
Macho and overly competitive. Guys like that are usually retarded but I'm a smarty pants. It's a niche combo.
>extras (anything else you think is important).
-I live in the USA, east coast. I don't want to do LDR.
-If I roll doubles, you have to date me.

>>77258067
>short, shy, submissive, talkative, not sexual/coomer (not happening for any male past puberty)
yeah you're a pedo. Also you're fat and ugly kys

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>>77257917
are you okay with a female being somewhat older than you

>>77258091
imagine being this triggered.
>>77258114
gl, anon.

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>>77257706
>height
5'10"
>weight/build
165
>hair
Don't have a picture of my maternal grandfather, but hairline is completely unchanged from childhood so I'm like 95+% sure I'm safe
>dick size
6.5" or 7" when I measured a couple years ago
>interests
weeb stuff and games - check
enjoys discussing niche sperg stuff - check
>personality
I can be both of those types depending on the day, honestly
>extras (anything else you think is important).
1) young - is 23 young?
2) femdomfags go to hell - agreed
3) Christian - nope
4) non Hispanic white - check

We all know you won't add me though so why even post this

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>>77258091
>short, shy, submissive, talkative
most guys have this standard but the moment i have the same type it's pedophilic? do shy subbie MEN not exist now?? also that's not my only type lol. i like masculine men too
>not sexual/coomer
i don't care if they're sexual, i just care if they're a coomer or not. coomers are people whose lives revolve around mastrubating, i'm not supposed to hate that?
>you're fat and ugly
also wrong lel

>height
Don't care. Hard to suck cock for someone super super tall so I prefer shorter men, easier to have sex
>weight/build
I'd be a hypocrite if I said I wanted a thin guy. Attempting to look past people's bodies, as long as he washes his ass
>hair
LONG!!! LONG LONG LONG!!!
>dick size
Caged. I only care about the size of his balls. Big soft sensitive testicals
>interests
>personality
Easy, calm, lapdog, lazy, autistically blunt, can tell me that I'm being a retard when I'm being a retard in a way that's monotone and unbias
>extras (anything else you think is important).
I like glasses.........

>>77258169
>also wrong lel
cope mid bitch. Stop overrating yourself like every other woman

>do shy subbie MEN not exist now??
no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.

>most guys have this standard
it's the way you specified it.
>oh yeah I like short girls. Oh but if she's short she has to act like a child.

>interests
Anything but Bionicle and Power Rangers. Iv been burned before.

>>77258227
>easier to have sex
>Caged
please elaborate on this stance.

>>77257622
>6'1"
>133
>medium length, brown
>7"
>music, art, videogames
>shy, even with close friends.

I like caged dick, but if he does not like caged dick, he simply won't have a caged dick, therefore: suckable

>>77258285
>>77258072
stop posting yourselves, retards.

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>>77258240
>no but apparently short MEN don't exist?? Only short boys according to you.
lol stop twisting my words, you know damn well what i meant. you don't have to be so triggered i don't like short masculine men short king.
>she has to act like a child
twisting my words. i literally added in the bonus you have to be mature. if you see a shy man and immediately correlate that to a child that's your fault. holy shit you're malding

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>>77257622
>height
At least the same height as me, so at least 5'9.
>weight/build
I'd prefer a fatty. Fat guys are hot af and also I'm a fatty myself so I don't wanna date someone significantly smaller than me or else I'd feel self-conscious.
>hair
I don't care.
>dick size
I'd like a big dick since I'm curious what it feels like to have your cervix hit, but I'm still a virgin so I could probably be made to like any size since I wouldn't have anything else to compare it to.
>interests
I'd like if he was a weeb like me so we could bond over our hobbies and so he wouldn't judge me for all my anime merch. He can have a waifu too since that way he's less likely to judge me for obsessing over charas myself.
>personality
I'd prefer a guy who's pretty dominant both in and out of the bedroom. Someone who can take the lead and whose word is always final. A bit sadistic but still able to be nice when it matters. Oh but I'd still hope he could be open with me during more vulnerable moments. I wanna comfort and spoil him when he's sad and needs to cry, then once he's feeling better, we can move on and go back to our normal dynamic with him in charge~
>extras (anything else you think is important).
I'd hope he's a kinky bitch. I've got a lot of fucked up kinks so would be nice if he was similarly fucked in the head. Also it would be nice if he made enough to let me be a housewife. He doesn't have to make 6-digits or anything, but well off enough to give us a middle-class life. I wanna be able to devote all my time to taking care of him and his house (and maybe having his children if we get married).

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>>77257622
>height
anything between 5'2-6ft is ok with me, im 5'4
>build
someone who can at least work out with me, but doesnt have to be ripped
>hair
i like darker hair best, it frames the face well
>dick size
5-7in
>interests
i like when guys can teach me new things, computer and history nerds are my favorite
>personality
quiet, thoughtful, willing to try new things and go places, positive attitude, funny
>extras
roman catholic
can dress well
able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
not porn addicted lol

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>>77258130
I come on here and engage intelligently only to be bullied by neanderthals, and when I simply reply to a man pleasantly, you mock me? Is this the true reflection of your character? is it so wrong for me to ask that question? what was wrong with what I said?

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>>77258137
>We all know you won't add me though so why even post this
what does this mean. why did you say this
also why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord

>>77258395
mocking? what? I wasn't mocking you. I was wishing you good luck, sincerely, that was all.

>>77258410
>what does this mean. why did you say this
He thinks you shouldn't be posting your ideals if you don't want to exchange contacts, because he is a moron who thinks this is /soc/ and that this is a hookup thread instead of a discussion thread. Don't worry about it, some people are just stupid like that.

>>77258366
>he has to be mature...but here's a bunch of traits that show he's not mature
lol ok
>you know damn well what I meant
I literally don't.
You just want a kid to take care of. Have children and have a son. Your bf/husband is not your kid because his legs are shorter than yours

>short king
thanks fat queen

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>>77258411
oh. I see. I reacted out of my conditioning to the behavior here, I see now that this was out of line and I reacted too hastily. I'm sorry anon

>height
doesn't matter
>weight/build
anorexic
>hair
doesn't matter, as long as not visibly balding
>dick size
doesn't matter
>interests
similar to mine
>personality
similar to mine
>extras (anything else you think is important).

>>77258494
why do you want an anorexic? it's unhealthy

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>>77257622
>Would you date someone you met here?
Depends on how well-adjusted they were. Not at the moment, though, no.
>height
5"5-6"4
>weight/build
Not morbidly obese, possibly muscular but okay with skinny.
>hair
Long hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men.
>dick size
5.5"+
>interests
I don't really care as long as some match up with mine (nature-related...painting, mechanics, music, anime etc.), they're not amoral or criminal, if he explains it to me he can break it down into a way I can understand if I don't without getting aggravated, and they won't cause a strain on the relationship.
>personality
Warm and straightforward, less shy or possibly more on the extraverted side than me. Attentive, loyal and aware of what he wants out of the relationship, not playing around. Kind of nurturing.

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>>77258410
>why do you want me to be alone in the kingdom of the Lord
I dunno I just don't think God is real

>>77257736
why did they call you a terrible person?
i tried my hardest but hey. she's gone. it was some bullshit excuse after another, she used to giggle at stupid jokes and love being around me so much ah man

>>77258499
i'm anorexic, i like anorexics

>>77257622
>height
165cm +
>weight/build
Preferably not obese
>hair
Preferably not bald
>dick size
Not micropeen
>interests
Role playing games, language learning (Japanese and German preferred), music
>personality
Kind, caring, calm, prefers to keep his peace but has proper goals and principals
>extras (anything else you think is important).
Hugs me and listens to me
Dominant
Actually offers proper solutions and motivates my procrastinating ass
Won't leave

>>77257622
These thread hurt me every time.
Even the lenient posters will include a singlepoint that punctures my ego.
And still I click
Even sadder is the guys that reply as if the set of standards was a wanted ad and they try to sell themselves or make up for missing points, nah they were just replying to op
And yet I click
I knew already exactly what Ill read and how Ill feel about it
And yet I click

>>77258670
im not gonna say exactly what but it was a very toxic relationship and it was 100 percent my fault. i wasnt aware when picking fights and we started off very healthy i finally thought it was going to be a normal long relationship
i dreamt of him today and woke up crying

>>77258728
wym?
I'm usually of the same opinion, but I fit most of these. I'm surprised about it.

>>77257622
>would you date someone you met here?
yeah
>hair
I don't care
>weight/build
I don't care
>hair
I don't care
>dick size
I don't care
>interests
I don't care
>personality
reliable and kind
>extras
you want to build a small happy family and you live in Europe or in America (I mean the continent)

I'll post my discord if anyone's interested

>>77257720
okay be my gf
>>77257746
okay be my gf
>>77257904
what country are u from?

>>77257622
ugh i literally don't care about a boy's looks at all as long as he's tall and handsome

>>77258746
where do you live though? could you move in with me immediately? what's your age and interests? And why can't you find a bf with those low standards?
Post disc

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Fembots all want to date me 88w88
No need to deny it anomis

>>77257622
>over 5'11 (im 5'9)
>anything but super skinny or super fat.
>messy hair .... drools..
>6 inches preem
>furry, mlp, pokemon, autistic shit like me.
>funny ! and open minded. im a very ppositive person and i dont want to be surrounded by hate
>extras: not addicted to porn. im anti porn that shit fr rots ur brain and shrinks ur dick

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>>77258436
I see. thank you for informing me.
>>77258608
>I dunno I just don't think God is real
would you like for me to present you with arguments for the existence of God or would I be wasting my time

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>>77258808
>would I be wasting my time
You would, yes. I've probably heard them all already considering most of my friends are Christians lol.

>>77258784
Hi. I live in Europe and I probably wouldn't move in with you immediately. Can I ask you your age first?

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>>77258844
I see. such loss. you will feel the flames soon enough.
>phallic faced creature
he makes me feel threatened. why is he like that

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>>77257911
I fit all of these perfectly. It is genuinly hard to find a level-headed woman okay with twinks and a stable mutually respectful relationship, it always seems like a fetish thing for a lot of ppl.

If you wanna chat by any chance shoot a message to atomicsubmarine on discord, otherwise I wish you luck on yer quest for a malewife regardless.

>>77258879
You are 10 years younger than me and underage, you know people can report you for that?

>>77258486
Hey I got banned for some reason, posting from a new ip
I dont mind at all btw
heres my discord
>armourbearer.

>>77258913
I know that, but hey age never stoped me from doing dumb shit

>>77258903
west or east europe?
i'm 25
how long until you would consider moving? also are you in college or do u work or are u neet

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>>77258907
>you will feel the flames soon enough.
Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.
>why is he like that
Idk but I think he's cool

>>77258935
Plus i live in Brazil, here ya have to grow up fast if you wanna live, 4 of my friends already got killed, 2 are already dads, so....

>see post says "dont care about height"
>read further
>she wants a submissive femboy
why the fuck do you people(women) have to be like this
is there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetish

>>77258993
you would make a good submissive boy, since you whine like a bitch all the time.

>>77258721
Me except I'm not dominant. Not really submissive either, but simply not dom. Anyway, good luck. I hope you find what you're looking for.

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>>77258960
>phallic animal is aggressive
horrifying, thank you
>Why do you want me to suffer? I don't get why Christians threaten people with Hell.
I don't and it's not a threat, it was a meme reference

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>>77258993
>why the fuck do you people(women) have to be like this
>is there no room in this world for the 5'7 man without a femdom fetish
bastard. I was literally the first poster itt and said exactly that I don't care about height and that I hate femdomfags yet you ignore me. suffer

>>77258918
>>77258958
you're too young. good luck with your love quest.

>>77258730
what the fuck is this. why do these guys get this?
I thought mine would be a normal long relationship, but she doesn't care to talk and doesn't care when her actions and words hurt. I just gotta put on a mask and keep going on flirting with her and giving her attention.
>woke up crying
sorry about that
though I feel less sorry because clearly I'm a self obsessed fuck. I'm tired, I thought she loved me.

>>77259079
>too young
how old are you, are you some christmas cake hag or someone with severe daddy issues

>>77258903
how old are you? prob wouldn't move in immediately but I've been considering Europe. currently in NA
also older than those 2 but I've given up on dating esp from here. I'm not expecting anything. I think I need to find someone irl

>>77259120
Hello, are you older than 28? Where in Europe would you consider moving to?

>>77258769
Poland, its a combination of the worst parts about eastern and western european men.

>>77259165
>28 year old hag thinks she's still worth something
Buddy, it was time to settle down and get married 8 years ago.

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>>77259186
where's your bf from? how did you meet? why didnt you date me and move to west europe?

>>77259186
Poland is literally the best country in Europe

>>77259165
yeah I'm older by a couple of years, and idk where yet. somewhere English speaking ideally. fuck North America, people here aren't my thing
you seem a bit over eager, what else do you want in a guy?

>>77257622
>>height
my bf height
>>weight/build
my bf weight/build
>>hair
my bfs amazing hair
>>dick size
my bfs monster dick
>>interests
my bfs interests
>>personality
my bfs personality <3
>>extras (anything else you think is important).
my bf my bf my bf all i can think about is him <3

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>>77259233
where you from? do you do anal? do you shave? do you swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? do u cum quick? how kinky are you? whats your most degen fantasy?

>>77259233
how old is ur bf anon

>>77259201
>where's your bf from?
Austria
>how did you meet?
Shared friends on discord lol
>>77259212
I never said I didnt like it, I just don't like the men here. Mainly because they hate us. If my bf wants to move here, that would be great.

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It's a terrible feeling, to just barely miss all of these standards.

>>77259264
>Shared friends on discord lol
what a stupid normie way to meet people. you're not a fembot. fuck off from my board and take your normie discord servers with you

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>height - any height, I'm 4'11 so just be taller than me
>weight/build - any weight
>hair - any color
>dick size - five inches or above
>interests - weeb like me, and likes vtubers
>personality - extroverted
>extras (anything else you think is important). - likes me for me

>>77259192
I couldn't. I'm aware of my worth and I hope my standards reflect it.

>>77259213
I'm sorry I come off as over eager, I don't want anything in particular.
Sadly I don't live in an English speaking country.

>>77259192
She's still got another 7 or so years of fertility. The average age of marriage for women in the US is 28.4 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_age_at_first_marriage#Americas), she's fine.

>>77259243
sorry i only care about my bf and not random r9k coomers!

>>77259404
yet you're still here you attention whore. you like random men giving you attention? what would your bf think
So answer the questions or get out of this thread.

>bare minimum
Orthodox, wholesome, moving or is in Japan
>extras
Good sense of fashion and into history and other cute nerdy shit
>absolute nots
Catholics, moids, anything resembling a degen or wrong head thinker, not going to Japan

>>77259452
>moids
So your a lesbian?

>>77259430
Nope! Im just posting in the thread so he'll see it because he'll know my post is for him! So fuck you, random coomer.

>>77259480
bad excuse. you just like cheating and talking to other guys. and your bf doesn't love you so much that he doesn't let you.
sad. relationship doomed to fail, many such cases!

>>77259466
A good man transcends moid, but they're mythical which is why im single

>>77259522
you're projecting an awful lot and have no idea. you know nothing about me or my bf, so fuck off. sucks for you that you'll never have a gf who thinks you're the ideal lol

>>77259522
bf here. stfu retard. She's my ideal too and we will fuck while laughing at your post.

>>77257622
>height
starting from 5'7
>weight/build
average with some muscle
>hair
blonde or brown
>dick size
idk but not one that's basically non-existent
>interests
weeb
knowing my language would be cool, or knowing multiple
pcs and programming
cooking
music
also can clean and do household stuff like fixing stuff
>personality
outgoing since i want to him to get me out of this shell
probably more extroverted than me
usually calm and carefree
can solve most problems that gets in his way
always does something
doesn't sit it in one place
>extras (anything else you think is important)
not porn addicted
doesn't have a high body count (must be celibate virgin)
must have traditional values
must be stronger than me so he can protect me
ok that's it

>tfw don't fit any of the standards of fembots

From this thread I think hair/not being bald might be more important than height

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>>77258535
>Long hair for blonds, shorter for brown-haired men.

>>77259547
>>77259566
This is cringe, you guys are probably teenage edaters. If not then that's even worse.

>>77259656
>This is cringe
anon, you're the one who made this fucking post >>77259243
you are cringe.

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>>77259664
>anon, you're the one who made this fucking post

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this thread is stupid and useless

>>77259376
>sadly
then we probably wouldn't get along. I need someone I can get along with who I can relate to

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>>77259723
what did anon mean by that? is he some kind of sherlock holmes?

>>77259784
whats all this about now

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>>77257622
>height
at least 5'10" pla
>weight/build
not fat and not a lanklet (guys with skinny arms turn me off so much... lol)
>hair
not bald
>dick size
don't care
>interests
preferably a stemfag. bonus points if he likes animals and will look at birds with me
>personality
nice and gentle and caring
>extras (anything else you think is important)
please do not have awful hygiene and also don't be a NEET and/or manchild. I like hardworking men (I work hard too)

>>77258114
Depends how older
Also I would hope you are not super ugly

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>>77258907
Synchronicity has brought us together. I already love you, pls add me on my discord we can talk abt God and stuff, you seem really cute.
>jamesbhollingsworth

>>77257622
fag obvi bait that I will adhere to
>five four plus
>140 or above
>not bald or if bald you must be extremely sexy or odd looking enough to be sexy
>thick and idc as long as you can work it
>humanities and arts so I can manipulate you or eh preferably science you can be superior and mean about it
>sensitive and easily malleable
>virgin or kys
srry for formatting am mobilefag

>>77258721
Lemme guess you're from south asia or SEA

I love threads like this even tho they make me sad
I fit some peoples ideals but I know that there's always going to be something in the way

most of these girls have interests that are weird so I don't feel like I've missed out on the love of my life.

Impressive, I don't fit any femanon's standards. Suddenly I understand why I keep getting ghosted lmao now it all makes sense

I fit a few of these but I think trying to date anyone off here would never work.

demoralization thread
die

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>>77260497
>Depends how older
like 8 years
>Also I would hope you are not super ugly
well I hate to crush your hopes. but at least I'm self aware of it. best of luck anon

>>77257706
I fit them all
Are you virgin?
>>77257911
I fit this too. How old are you?
>>77258721
Fit that one too.

>>77260623
west Asia

>>77257622
I just want a submissive shy bf who I can tie up and abuse
Is this too much to ask?

>>77257911
What constitutes a coomer? The vast majority of men in the developed world masturbate regularly.

Any girl that says she doesn't care is desperate. She'll eventually develop preferences once shes in a relationship and her confidence increases. Then she'll be monkey branching to a better guy.

This isn't gender specific, I know the desperate guys will do the same thing. Think they can score a hotter chick.

>>77260880
Wait are you fat and ugly or just ugly and ugly?

>>77261605
Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat. And personality makes up for at least 25 percent. And you seem a little autistic which is kinda cute. Also 27 is not that old unless you arent a virgin. In which case you are cooked. I could see myself giving a trad life to some hopeless girl on 4chan. As I said. Its fate. Love at first post.

I never had sex but any guy who explicitly asks for virginity is a red flag. I didn't keep it to satiate your retarded misogyny and double standards, I did it because intimacy is a gift I want to give to a man I made 100% certain I'll spend the rest of my life with. It's not for you, it's for me.

>>77261767
are you a virgin tho?

>>77258535
Wdym with mechanics as Hobby?

>>77261767
It is objectively for your future partner, to give it to them as a gift and not to keep for yourself. You are right though. It is not for me.

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>>77257622
alright ladies one at a time i know you all love me

>>77257622
I thought it was 6ft 6inch and something else 6 but i like anyone who accepts me

>>77262044
Six pack and six figure salary

I'm curious about you. You're an interesting person. I do not want a romantic relationship though. Just to ask questions and stuff. I will probably ghost you if you catch feelings though.

banevasionhaha on discord

>>77257911
>any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
This seems very strange. Is being 2imches shorter really that different then one inch? I've never heard a woman say this

>>77262109
>>77260880
Didn't attach reply

>>77257622
>>height
5'7 at least
>>weight/build
Not overweight
>>hair
Curly and dark
>>dick size
As long as its not like,a 2 inch micro pp I'm happy with whatever
>>interests
Creative hobbies
>>personality
Nice to me. Loyal. Makes me laugh.
>>extras
No weird fetishes. Nice to his mom. Wants to be a father

>>77261574 here, i forgot to mention in my original post but i'm trans btw :3

>>77262138
>but i'm trans btw :3
hot

>>77259576
Seems reasonable but not worth it

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>>77257706
>>77258114
>>77258395
>>77258410
>tfw I agree with a lot of what radfem femcel says and I fit her standards
Where do I find women like you I would like a gf who has your kinds of standards and desires in life

>>77259301
What's the catch? Do you live in a third world country or happen to be underage?

>>77262436
>>personality - extroverted
That's the catch. She wants social party chad to brag about to all her friends.

>>77262439
That somehow flew right under my radar, nice save, thanks anon

>>77262439
How the fuck do you guys manage to be so pessimistic and cynical

>>77258728
>These thread hurt me every time.
Yeah same. I only come to /r9k/ to mentally damage myself. In a different thread someone said women don't care about dick size but 99% of this thread wants minimum above average dick size.

>>77262485
that's just how it is anon. What does an 'extroverted' personality mean in your opinion and why would a girl want that?
I'm going to assume you are 18 or younger so you don't have much life experience yet but as they say: it is what it is

>>77261767
It's not a double standard if the guy is a virgin as well. Maybe he wants someone who values intimacy as much as he does.

>>77261557
Persian or gtfo

>>77258721
I am German want to marry now

>>77258395
>I come on here and engage intelligently
Everything you say is based on inaccurate anecdotes and you ignore anyone making a good counter point.

>>77262666
Persian. But why reject Turks, turk women are really pretty.

>>77262826
You still in Iran or you been able to flee?

>>77262887
Still in Iran. Have plans for immigration.

>>77262906
What are your rough plans? Also what music you into Atossanon

>>77262917
This is not /soc/ lmao. I want to study PhD. I'm into electronic/alternative.

>>77262938
Oh I do not want to date you, lol, you live far away. I am just curious. Ah what field? Are PhDs necessary? Else it is a bit of a time waste according to my academic friends

>>77262953
STEM. It is still a waste of time but the most reliable option for immigration.

>>77262826
It has nothing to do with turks appearance or whatever but it does have something to do with language and i think persian language is one of the beautiful language i ever heard despite me not knowing what they're talking about. So that's that

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Lady's, I am 19m,
> 6'2
> skinny-ish (75 kg)
> dark-brown wawy hair
> 6.5 looks, 7.5 if u have daddy issues
> 7'5 inches
> play piano,
> learned 7 languages, know 4 fluently
> like anime & games; have creative hobbies
> introverted personality with extroverted behavior
> have domination, anal, and ear licking kink
> the only downside is i'm a mentally ill neet
Would u date me?

>>77260687
wtf, people with weird interests are cool.
I wish more girls had weird interests.

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I found this thread to be a bit of a whitepill.
Nice to know the femanons have a lot of different tastes in the dudes they fancy.

>>77263113
cute. I'm sick so my voice is gone, I'd say something for you in farsi if you wanted.

>>77263533
>a lot of different tastes
If you pass all the physical requirements.

>>77257706
At what point does being 'tsun' get boring to you? You cannot love someone like this forever, or can you

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>height
dont care
>weight/built
dont care as long as healthy
>hair
present or bald
>dick
dont care
>interests
smart. like intelligent as fuck. cares so fucking much about quantum physics. reads everyday. Can do and enjoys extremely complex math. Enjoys spending time in nature. Likes discussing literature. Likes staying healthy. Likes to game. DOES NOT WATCH PORN!!
>personality
idk just comfortable with himself and loyal.
>extra
+21yo

>>77263672
>intelligent
>likes to game

oh sister

>>77263677
hey man its a fantasy okay

>>77263672
pls be in
GERMANY
E
R
M
A
N
Y

>>77263705
nordik :p

>>77263782
damn, was worth a try

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>>77257622
dubs checked!
btw everynyan here needs to go outside

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>>77263672
>tfw me but i miss the standard by 2 years of age

>>77263871
is this endo -or exothermic reaction
2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5B.

>>77263672
I read humanities book instead daily (and now fiction a bit), but I do not game however

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>>77264208
>2/1H + 12/6C 4/2He + 10/5B
im guessing you meant
2/1H + 12/6C => 4/2He + 10/5B.?
In that case, i still wouldnt be able to determine it bc i dont have the enthalpy values. If you can provide them, i could tell you though

>>77263533
the different tastes being tall and big dick

>>77264236
yeah my arrow went missing for some reason :(
also meant endo/exoenergic... solve mass decifit and then Qdeltamc^2

>height
>weight/build
>hair
>dick size
>interests
>personality
>extras (anything else you think is important).

i don't care about any of this i just want love

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>>77264406
damn, im not a chemist but i'll try my best from what i remember.
So aftyer looking at the isotopic masses (assuming you are using the most common ones in natur and not decayants) the mass of the reactactants is 146 u (approximately)
The mass of the products is 116 u ( again, doing all thios on paper so i dont feel like adding up to the 4th decimal point like im supposed to, deal with it)
so the total mass defixcit is approx 30 u.
So to balance3 the equation i would have to make sure that the amount of each type of atom is the same on either side so
2H +12/6C => 4He+10/5B
Sooooooooo 2 protons combined with a carbon-12 nucleus produce 4 alpha particles (aka helium nuclei) and a boro-10 atom?
am i right? i'm studying informatics, i just like reading lab books

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>>77264406
Now, allow me 5 mins to type out qdeltamc^2, i alr solved it in my head pretty much kek

>>77263851
I'm outside right now. It makes me worse.

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>>77264208
exo

>>77264406
i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.

>>77264406
>>77264550
so
we know deltam (rounding it up), its 30 u
c is a constant
so 1 u is (again, allow me to siumplify) 1.7*10^-27 kg
so deltam is 30*1.7*10^-27 kg/u
soooo we can just calculate Q from this (ill spare you the details it's 4.6*10^-9

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>>77264584
>i ain't doing that shit it's obviously exo.
it'spretty obvious since there is a release of particles but you kinda have to justify it

Plus i like moving numbers so it was a fun exercise

>>77263672
The perfect woman found
How smart are you?

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>>77264539
>>77264550
>>77264604
>>77264621

I liked this exercise. Not exactly looking for a gf rn but if you got something better to throw my way or wanna play some cs/dota/arma/overwatch/minecraft/whatever shoot me a dm on discord (gorrgodslayer)

>>77257622
Height not a huge factor but ideally I would want them my height or taller

Weight and build
I cannot do skinny men
My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvis

Hair HAS TO BE WASHED

D size is Meh

You surprisingly dont need much interest in common in order to date

Please be the social one. The one who will or can answer the door and make friends or conversation with strangers

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>>77261025
>Are you virgin?
no pajeet, also English nouns require a quantifier and adjectives require an object.
>>77262404
>Where do I find women like you
I am a recluse in my home
>>77263653
how am I tsun?

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>>77264621
gay shit
Numbers are just a placeholder to help your brain make connections with intuition. Like August Kekule finding the structure of benzene by thinking of an ouroboros

>>77258730
Have you considered looking for a dominant partner who has consent to pin you down and ass fuck good behaviour into you?

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>>77261721
>Because truthfully anybody can be pretty as long as they are not fat.
that's silly.

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>>77264706
meh, im not a chemist so i'm not actively thinking differently
But that story is wild lmao
Half of chemistry is "hey, i found this weird shit, let's taste it/inject it in myself/this random guy to see what it does (see LSD/Sweetners)

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>>77257706
What if I'm not into femdom but I'm pretty squeamish about sex and the only way I'm ever going to get laid is if the girl takes the lead?
Also my grandpa on my mom's side still had a full head of hair at 99.

>Height
191 centimeters tall
>Weight/build
Thin and athletic due to sports such as fencing
>Hair
Blonde
>Dick size
Idk, average size
>Interests
Music (preferably a talented violin player), military, fencing, rowing and swimming, reading (especially espionage novels)
>Personality
Charming, highly intelligent, a bit shy but extremely cunning and passionate
>Extras
Must be germanic

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>>77264780
imma yoink that "the scream" by munch thank you very much

>>77264584
sowwy incorrect :(
if u calculate mass deficit is is
delta m = mH12 - m e +mC12 -6m e - (mHe4 -2m e - + mB10 - 5m e)
=mH2 + mC12 -mHe4 -mB10
=2,0141018u +12, 000 000u - 4 ,0026033u -10,012937u = -0,0014385u
since the mass deficit is negative, reaction must be endoenergic
therefore reaction energy is
Q=deltamc2
=-0,0014385u x c2
=-0,0014385 =-1,339 954MeW =-1,340Mew
somebody correct me if am wrong am at biochem class rn so might b typos

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>>77262436
I live in America and no I'm not underage.
and there is no catch

>>77264818
So you do live in a third world country.

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>>77264644
not very smart i just really like physics

>>77264833 your dream man is basically Einstein but humble

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>>77264813
probabloy right, im not exactly in chem. Im in engineering kek
Your turn to suffer
In a parallel RLC circuit, the resistor has a resistance of 10 ohms, the inductor has an inductance of 0.1 henries, and the capacitor has a capacitance of 100 microfarads. If the circuit is driven by an AC power source with a frequency of 1000 hertz, determine the impedance of the circuit at resonance
also if you want pain
Discuss the behavior of the circuit near resonance and its implications in practical applications, such as in frequency-selective filters and impedance matching networks.

>>77264813
>mass deficit is negative
>reaction must be endoenergic

You mean it's positive. It's supposed to be products minus reactants. And higher mass of products means endo

>>77257622
>height
6'0
>weight/build
< 15% Bodyfat, athletic
>hair
Blonde
>dick size
6 inches plus
>interests
Vidya, hiking, swimming
>personality
Kind, honest, caring, supporting, relaxed.
>extras (anything else you think is important).
natural body scent smells nice, indicating compatible immune systems.

>>77257622
>5'10
>healthy range for his height
>mid length hair
>just not tiny
>a total nerd
>a total nerd
>not annoying

>>77264877
It's good. Insufferable moids and foids belong together, don't ruin better people.

>>77264684
>>Are you virgin?
>no
Then why do you want a christian boy when you are not even christian and going to hell for premarital sex?

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>>77264813
it's good to be on top

I used to like maths but after I learned to min-max for grades/exams, the fun disappeared

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>>77263672
>quantum physics
Oof. I'm more of a geometry guy (did pic related for fun). Quantum physics just never interested me as much because you can't really do anything with the equations unless you have a particle collider at home.

>>77264969
you dont go to hell because of premarital sex you fucking dunce

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>>77264947
>not annoying

>>77265287
>doesn't get filtered out at >5'10+
begone normalfag

>>77257622
6'3
200 lbs
long wavy hair
8 inch
me
obsessed with me

nerdposting

>>77265042
>>77264947
>>77264872
>>77264833
post your academic rankings

I am top 1% of my cohort

>>77265327
Wow that bitch got standarts!

Even I don't qualify!

>>77265427
i skipped the 11th grade

>>77265050
It's literally a sin. Your priest never told you that? It literally says fornication is forbidden in the bible!

>>77257622
>not fat
>loyal
Thats it, but apparently that is too much to ask

>>77265450
it is a sin but it doesnt directly send you to boiler retard, you can still get saved and repent of your sins it's not like youre a lost cause for having early sex you fucking nincompoop

>>77257706
>6"+
its zo over.....

>>77265462
If you have repented sure. But why would you want a christian boy so bad? I don't think someone like that would want to be with someone to disrespected the covenant of marriage and intimacy like that!

>>77265491
>But why would you want a christian boy so bad?
idk im a different anon, i just feel the need to correct the premarital sex thing in this thread, girls love virgins so they prob want christian boys

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>>77265310
You do not understand what a burden it is being annoying. I have to try so hard not to get on people's nerves but I can only keep up the act for so long. The worst part is I can't even resent them for hating me because I know they are right to do so. I am simply insufferable.

>>77265491
She will just lie to him like women always do.

>>77261574
>Is this too much to ask?
if you're attractive it ain't

>>77265624
>like women always do.
ouch dont stab yourself on that edge, i take it you have a bad relationship with ur mom kek

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>>77265427
In my defense my GPA is so low because I could usually derive the answers from first principles DURING the exam so I never bothered studying.

>>77265658
there is no defense for lack of diligence

>>77265658
>cumulative
>gpa
Modern colleges are so retarded honestly. You wasted 4 years for no reason. When I was an engineer we talked about our mentorships and internships, not our grades lol

>>77264793
No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sad
Now seriously, he must be white, have blue eyes, sorta tall (over 5'9), 18-30 and a medium to large dick, not too dumb, and not a porn addict, be completely straight and not a serial killer I guess and love me, be loyal, not fat
Some of those are even negotiable

>>77265678
True. But Rainbow 6 was calling me.

>>77265705
>You wasted 4 years for no reason.
It's not wasted. I have a career lined up, which for legal reasons requires me to have a degree in engineering.

>>77264309
I thought 5 inches was average. Not to mention most seem not to care. Take that with a grain of salt if needed.

>>77265640
Well she ain't denying it.

>>77264517
is literally the only one I pass...

>>77265708 So a 6'2 jobless non-white is okay? Anyways I don't pass since my dick is too large

>>77265774
>I have a career lined up
ESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasons, either you are willing to talk about your industry or you just don't. The point is that you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort. You can even get a cumulative median IQR gpa.

>>77265708
>No one noticed that I described Heydrich, sad
hahah, based.

>>77264517
good. I am sure that the posters who talk about these superficial traits will find some sort of relationship one way or another (as long as they are sufficiently kind/do not repulse the other person too much), hopefully they will realise soon how meaningful a genuine connection with another human being can be :)

>>77265909
>Jobless
No
>Non-white
Yes, if Japanese or Korean
I said that dick size should be medium to large, I didn't say the limit kek

>>77265640
I have a lovely relationship with my mother and all 4 (four) of my younger sisters.

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>>77265914
>ESL bro, it's called a job. People say "i have a job lined up", and don't say autistic shit like le legal reasons
I said "career" instead of "job" because calling it a job would have implied it's a temporary stepping stone, which this is not. My father runs a small consulting firm, and when he retires I'll take over. In order to do that I'll have to be a "Professional Engineer" (this is a tightly regulated title in Canada, similar to how you can't just arbitrarily call yourself a doctor) which requires an engineering degree and 4 years of work experience. I just simplified that as "legal reasons" because I didn't feel like explaining the retarded intricacies of professional engineering in Canada.
>you could have gotten your meme degree online for almost free without even taking exams or any effort.
I wouldn't want to get my meme degree online because I got lots of hands on experience with robotics, mechanical design, human kinetics and bioinstrumentation that I couldn't have gotten from some shitty online program.
Now if you'd like to shit on me for being Canadian, be my guest. It's a shithole country and nobody would ever deny that.

>>77266158
quit making shit up

>>77266038
What about Slaves?
>jobless no
What about neetbux

>>77266304
>Slavics
Yes
>Neetbux
Yes

>>77266285
Cope however you want. My three nieces love me as well.

>>77266623
pedo incest groomer go rope

>>77266636
My brother and nephew love me, too, go ahead and call me a homosexual.

>edating a femanon from r9k
wew lad lmao, at least it isn't soc but i am only interested in people who are interested in something more than friend collecting

>>77265890
good job passing, i think
>>77265926
at this point i find it unlikely to find a simple meaningful connection with someone who is fully honest and committed

>>77266362
Nice, so I pass as long as 7"5 is OK

>>77266734
have you tried trying to form a connection without the goal of dating? I find it is quite fun to try to share a bit of yourself with another human being, and also to try to learn something from them

>>77266868
yes, i have only ever had one partner. im essentially asexual and rarely desired a romantic partnership - only ever sought loving companionship from someone. id prefer the love to be platonic, honestly

>>77261574
I am the type you would want but the problem is I am so depressed when it comes to these sorts of things that I rarely come here only when I'm down bad I guess but eh
How can I contact you?
Maybe we can get to know each other as friends first
I'd like to go look in a used bookstore with you for comics and games and such but then you can drag me along shopping and have me get you cute clothes and shoes for you

>>77257911
>any height except for 5'6 (i'm 5'7 so i'd find someone only a bit shorter awk, but, don't mind 5'5 and under)
lolwut? So specific
You are autistic aren't you?
I mean I would find a slightly taller gf cute but that is just me

>>77258395
It's cuz you're a passive aggressive close-minded fascist cunt who lacks the humility to admit that your delusional self-importance is the source of your problems in life

>>77258372
Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standards; the average 25-year old dude makes about
$30,000 a year if he is lucky

>>77258373
You'd probably like me but idk if I'd like you lol but yeah I'd be down to play sports and go hiking with you

>>77258494
>>77258716
Honestly based do you listen to SEWERSLVT? Let's vibe together
Lately I just drink coffee and don't even eat meals sometimes but I am kinda normal-ish weight I need to get it down cuz I hate how my mom's side of the family is fat

>>77267096
When I say connection I don't even necessarily mean romance. Just finding another person cool as a person and sharing your ideas with them in a genuine way.

I guess eventually, when you are looking for a partner you would be on the lookout for someone who you think is really cool, as a person.

>>77258721
>>77261557
You're unironically probably the nicest girl here just from reading these although the height preferences and skin colour preferences are some annoying cultural biases still desu

>>77261599
THAT IS WHY YOU MEET EACH OTHER'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY IDIOT

>>77263672
Yooo
You're based honestly
I have several feet worth of stacked notes for physics including quantum mechanics, vector calculus, graph theory, abstract algebra etc.
Lately I have been more into art stuff
But yeah I do have an entire compilation channel I created to archive mathematics materials like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PewYeYVYE-E
So yeah if that seems interesting to you I think we could be friends
Porn is cucking yourself btw
t. - urokosakanabito

>>77258373
> actually works out
incredible

this is kinda me? good to know that I have a shot.

computer/maths nerd. but what can YOU teach me?

pls be in
U K
K

extras:
> roman catholic
atheist
> can dress well
you will have to teach me
> able to take care of himself (cooking, cleaning, critical thinking, etc)
struggling with cooking
> not porn addicted lol
haven't watched porn in 2 years

>>77264677
>My butt is too big and I dont want to accidentally crush his pelvis
Uh that's not how that works, I think
Do girls not realise when they say things like this how it drives our imaginations wild?

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>>77258227
Besides the long hair, literally me

>>77267378
those preferences are because I want a free language teacher included in the package too, although that's also selfish for a different reasons

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>>77257622
>height
doesnt matter, but cant be a literal/actual midget
>weight/build
slender, not fat
>hair
maybe black or brown, but also doesnt matter
>dick size
not relevant/doesnt matter
>interests
really strange/nerdy interests that you would have to assume he is autistic or something
>personality
introverted, shy but willing to open up with enough commitment (from me) loyal, not a normie, *often feels like an outcast in society* personality like morishige from corpse party if you know who he is (pic rel)
>extras (anything else you think is important).
not addicted to porn/willing to give it up for me, east asian (preferably japanese, chinese, or korean) but doesnt have to be, *not black or indian* doesnt smell

basically an average guy with an internal conflict complex/mental issues, and by average i mean 4/10s, 5/10s, 6/10s maximum, not scarily attractive, but not too ugly

>>77265502
>girls love virgins
Lying is a sin too

>>77267943
just bcuz hollywood makes it seem like girls hate virgins doesnt mean its true movie chud kek

>>77267582
Oh okay fair enough
Would you teach me Farsi?
I think that has beautiful poetry
I am creating an original character and I am making her name Farideh/Faridah since it is such a pretty name btw

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>>77267751
why did you literally just describe me
except I'm not east asian, I'm white.

>>77258721
My German has been deactivated for a dozen years now but I have that and Japanese

>>77267990
the only persian poet I actually got into is khayyam, sure if you want but there's little benefit to learning farsi
if you want to have a character with that name, make her a little self obsessed. it does mean self centered as well as unique and every Farideh I know was at least a little egoist.
>>77268073
I once attempted at german and gave up and am currently only studying japanese cause I don't want to give up. dekinai chan breathing down my neck.

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>>77268010
hi.. *blushes and tucks hair behind ear*

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>>77268382
hi... um, would you maybe uh, add me if I dropped my tag?

>>77257622
I wonder how much anons could fit into my *ideal* standards
>Height
I like tall guys, so 5'9 tall minimum
>Weight build
If I could describe, not fat. You can be heroin skinny, lean, ripped but not fat. Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk food
>Hair
I tend to like more blondish tones, but a dark hair is fine. He should have light eyes
>Dick size
6 inches
>Interests
Gaming, literature, animes, mangas, must have an interest in history, especially WWII, music, languages
>Personality
Smart, shy but functioning enough to buy groceries, loyal and affectionate. He must like dark and shitty jokes
>Extras
Ideally must be German, I always wanted a German bf
But in reality all white men are fine
Must hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboys
No cuck shit
Over 18

>>77267378
>5'4/165cm
this is not a big (lmao) requirement
>skin color
race differences go beyond skin color. the moid thread has all of them hating black women and fat women, go whine at them for that.

>>77257706
>>77257904
>>77258137
>>77264931
An average penis is too small for most women

>>77267943
lmao women get retroactively jealous WAY more than men. they don't want a manslut. they do actually want to feel like a princess to her prince charming but she's going to start thinking about how her prince charming did/said the same exact things to 20 other "princesses", well are you really a princess to his prince charming? lmao the fantasy ideal husband is very, very rarely a manslut. the only reason they don't say "virgin" is because virgin has a negative connotation. they want a man that can make them feel good in bed but is still sexually inexperienced.
men think very similarly. disgusting species.

>>77268890
>women want mutually exclusive things at the same time
Wow shocker. Thanks for sharing.

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Holy shit just read the whole thread and woman are SO boring might just date men instead lol, whats the point of marrying someone with the personality and interests of a video game npc

>>77268992
Okay then, so long, goodbye.

>>77269017
lol u just proved my point, woman are fucking bots

>>77268939
yeah men do, too. they want a semen demon who can suck dick like a vacuum with big ass tits and a perfect hourglass figure who is otherwise a sexual prude until they meet him.

>>77268890
>>77269077
Seething troon. This thread and the other one proved that no one here has crazy requirements. It's almost entirely all perfectly reasonable posts. Well, to be honest I feel bad for dudes with small or average dicks based on this thread.

>>77269077
Whats stopping woman from being like that a whores better and more honest than a retard feminist who works a 9 to 5 and lies about what she wants

>>77267252
>Bitch, quit eating so damn much and take care of yourself if you wanna actually have such high standards
I'm into fatties though. I literally want
my looksmatch.
>the average 25-year old dude makes about $30,000 a year if he is lucky
I want man older than 25, so there's a better chance he would be a bit further in his career. But I have an inheritance that can help make ends meet if his salary alone isn't enough, and worst case scenario I'll get some part-time work from home job. (Though if I end up needing to wageslave, I'm not doing all the household chores like I would if I got to be a proper housewife.)

>>77258721
Is it okay if I'm jobless but 188cm, lean, Nice haired, almost 20cm dick, know German, have a goal in life and like to dominate girls?

>>77269287
why are you jobless anon?

>>77269331 Being jobless aligns with my current goals. And im very agoraphobic but in therapy

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>>77257622
>>height
5'6 +
>>weight/build
Twink build
>>hair
Soft and dark
>>dick size
6 inches
>>interests
Me
>>personality
Protective of me. Doting.
>>extras (anything else you think is important).
Doesn't watch porn.

>>77269372
then it depends on what your current and long term goals are. also depends on what your idea of "dominating girls" is.

>>77269424
my short term goal is getting a flat from the government, and to get it I need to be jobless. And curing my mental illness. My long term goal is killing myself in a Buddhistic manner: not impulsively but in peace with the world and with zero regret

>>77269424
My idea of dominating girl is being the one in charge in relationships and taking responsibility. And also fucking her in the ass while tied up.

>>77268803
Oh, something I fit perfec..
>Must hate all kinds of porn and must hate trannies and femboys
Wft?

>>77269484
Worthless.
You would date someone, make ger care about you, love you, want to be with you and then take it all away because you are useless?
Those are not goals. You literally want to be a neet forever, that's the opposite of what "goals in life" means.

>>77269552
Being a meet is a goal too, especially if you want it to be comfortable.

>>77269484
I do want to have children so my definition of proper goals and principals has a lot to do with eventually filling the role of a good father, sorry anon I don't think you fit my standard

>>77268803
>Fat moids are the laziest of the lazy, since they can lose weight by just not eating junk food
Fat foids are different how?

>>77269583I guess it makes sense. Well, children are too annoying for me nontheless

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>>77269552
And its not about taking all away from her - its about dying with no regrets, mostly