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men of /r9k/ how do you cope with this?
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>>77258806
It's 5.5" and I just say "at least it's not smaller"
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>>77258806
Bros need to sunbathe in the nude for a while, that shorts tanline is unfortunate
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>>77258818
does that actually help you?
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>>77258806
I dont. I know I have shit for a dick.
I m not partner material. I never was and I will never be.
One of the many reasons why I m miserable.

All I want is all of this to stop. I want out. I want to die.

>CAPTCHA: MAP AA
How ironic.
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Im a grower not a shower. my dick is big perked up but small when not getting abused
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>>77258806
I don't and that's the only correct way.
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/v/irgins know this feel all to well so need to cope with vidya.
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>>77258806
cope with what?

i have sex and i don't know what i'm supposed to be seeing.
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>>77258806
Shower vs Grower
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>>77258939
yeah. a lot of things in life would be way worse and that does help.
plus i'm not a virgin and i've held relationships for a few years where we continue to have sex and they seem fine so it's not like oh nooooo
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>>77258806
bisexuality, admitting this to myself let me recontextualize my obsession with big dick into something enjoyable
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>>77258806
I'm an autistic retard with a big dick. My 7.75" dick doesn't matter because I'm average height and am ugly as fuck.
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My cock is pretty big when it's hard, so I don't mind that it looks small soft (it's roughly between those two when flaccid)
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>>77258806
those could be the same erect size thoughbeit
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>>77258806
I'd rather be the guy on the right. Nothing to cope about. Have you never seen a grower?
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>>77258806
Cope with the fact guys have dicks? Why did you legit post two pictures of uncensored penises and ask how we'd cope?
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nice thing about experienced women is they know about growers
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>>77258806
>men of /r9k/ how do you cope with this?
Cope with my big shlong? Most of the time i have to tuck it into my waist band because it just keep flopping around everywhere, makes it a bit awkward especially when i wear looser pants.
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>>77258806
With what exactly?
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>>77258806
Well, I had always been ridiculed for my small dick. I tried to hide it my whole life. The 3 gfs I had all would say the same thing when they were in love with me
>"your size is perfect for me"
hated that shit! And even with these measurements I had always had my small cock size used against me when those pieces of shit broke up with me. You know, saying my dick was small, the guy they had been with before was way bigger, etc. But after I input my measurements on one of those dick size calculators, I realize MOST of us are small-dicked! If my is top %ile, then holy FUCK we are all fucked!
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>david sized when idle and its cold
>6+inch when hard, also chub not a pencil dick
I frankly prefer that im a grower, growed to appricuate my body in adulthood, but i thought i was small dicked when I was a teen. It turned out im quite big and I cant powerfuck in most positions because I cause damage to my gf pussy.
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>>77258806
Both men are intact. Unlike me. Even the small guy has it better than us cutfags do. Holy shit there is no cope for this feel
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>77260560
Shit bait unoriginally.
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>>77260560
women just say that shit it don't matter. obviously one time they got piped by giga dick chad but how come he didn't stick with her? they're saying whatever the fuck to hurt you when you're breaking up, you can find a new bitch. think about it you might have fucked a girl with better pussy than your gf and you might even bust nuts thinking about that bitch sometimes but it doesnt mean youre seething and itching to leave her over it
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>>77260779
Thank's for the reminder fren, I must not let this place destroy me.
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>>77259533
But how do you cope? Bro? You know, cope? What went wrong?
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>>77258806
flaccid dick size varies wildly even when we're talking about the same dude in different situations and doesn't necessarily correlate with erect size
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>>77258806
Right is better suited for rape and hedonistic pleasure (only simps and insecure incels care about what a woman thinks or feels).
Also big dicks look quite comical, almost like a caricature
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>>77259263
literally "just be yourself" type social advice would work for you. Looks dont matter as much as dick size.

its personality/game > dick size > looks. If you are ugly but with a big dick it actually can help you more than being good looking in the long run.
>>77260560
>I had always had my small cock size used against me when those pieces of shit broke up with me.
its because women know what you are insecure about and use it against you when they want to hurt you. guys with 6inch+ dicks usually dont have girls telling them its too small. they brought it up because you did.
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>>77258806
I don't, I have a huge cock, like truly big, above 8 inches without doing any dirty pron measuring tricks yet I'm still a kissless virgin due to criplling anxiety, potentially low IQ/being a poorfag so I never really feltuch about muh dick, I will probably die alone
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>>77258806
mine is both of those depending on mood and temperature
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>>77261583
anxiety is a physical problem with your body. eat healthy and exercise and stop jerkingoff so your hormonal balance heals and inflammation dies down
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I have the balls of the left guy and the dick of the right guy.
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>>77259127
this for me. im not big, 6", but flaccid im about 2". id need to fluff myself if i wanted to go about in the nude--something i've always wanted to do at like a festival.
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>>77258806
im not even 4.
>how do you cope with this?
i inhale maximum amounts of copium by telling myself that im so ugly nobody will ever see it anyway, and i wont curse future offspring with it since im going to die a KHHV
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>>77258806
My dick is 4.9" soft and 6.3" hard, I'm also very thick both soft and hard. I never get naked in public though, I don't even piss in urinals cause I only want my future wife to see it.
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>>77258806
How do women cope with their sons' baby dicks? I don't know. You tell me!
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i have never seen this much cope in a single thread
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>>77258806
nature also gifted me a tongue and fingers worst case also a fist, if the girl is very loose
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>>77258806
Nothing compared to how I imagine that gigachads dick is considering hes 2.05m tall and showed it off to the worlds most beautiful young woman and got threesomes out of it since it was so large.
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>>77258806
Where is this and how do i go there
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r/gettingbigger desu
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I don't, never will really, just have to try not to think about it. Having a tiny penis will always be embarrassing and I would never go nude in public like this because getting brutally mogged is an inevitability and a humiliation I'd rather avoid
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There literally is no way to cope. Cock is everything.
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>>77258806
being a grower is an evolutionary advantage. you want your dick and balls to be as tight and small as possible unless you're actually using it. imagine being in a state of nature and having a huge dick flopping all over the place, getting caught on things, restricting movement, etc.
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>>77258806
Only gay guys care about huge cocks

Just think about the stereotypes that women belive men want and how incorrect they are

Also, stop worry about things you cant change
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At 7x5.5 I'm the king of dicklets and I'm relieved that I'm big and have no reason to be ashamed when I'm nude around other men, but I'm worried that it's still not enough if I ever get a gf who had bigger (flesh or plastic) in the past.

The only two women in which I put my cock felt loose btw.
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>>77262503
that's obviously a guy with a big dick fetish larping
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>>77258806
My gf is tiny so my painfully average penis feels massive to her.
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>>77259238
nigga got so mindbroken that he turned into a fag

classic
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>>77258806
i cope by sucking more hung guys and making them coom to me
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>>77262503
just one of many reasons for no hymen no diamond
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>>77258806
im a twink bottom so i dont care about it
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>>77258806
I don't. I'm satisfied with my pecker.
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>>77263373
cohpe
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Having a small dick made me gay
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>>77258806
regardless of cope, it's obviously photoshopped and no more than 30 pixels there
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>>77262503
>4'11
>type dick sizes just like guys
>9x7
>almost as long as forearm
>9x7 maybe even more
is everyone who uses reddit so fucking retarded? Have they really never been around women? A relatively tall woman wont have a forearm much longer than 9 inches and you're telling me this 4'11 midget has an almost 10inch forearm? Kill yourself for posting reddit, unironically end your life dumb niggerreddit
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>>77261795
I eat pretty well, i workout, i'm 6ft1 194lbs i masturbate but not daily, my mind is just fucked i have 0 self esteem, social skills and im probably just low IQ, or i just have some form of brain autism.
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My penis flaccid looks like one in left, erect is 20cm. I am 194cm tall and 88kg heavy. I bench 100 kilo for 6 reps, have a nice muscular body, have a nice tan because i spend a lot of time outside doing field work. Nobody except me (and my parents when i was a baby i guess) has ever seen me naked. I have 0 friends, never touched a girl and haven't spoken to one in months. I have insane anxiety and cannot talk to women. Nothing else matters.
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that image is a strong argument for doing a penis check before marriage

if its the size of a clit i might as well marry a woman
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>>77264079
Have you tried pretending that you're mute ?
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i'm 7.5"x5.25" measured accurately according to scientific studies and i have never felt big enough because most dudes online (even these spaces) and in amateur porn mog me to death and every woman has been with multiple dudes far bigger than me, somehow. i'm deathly afraid of ever losing my virginity and not being girthy enough, to the point of even if a std free girl asked me for sex today i would probably decline since i'd be too embarrassed and anxious to get hard. i genuinely can't imagine how horrible life must be for anyone smaller if i feel insanely inadequate at apparently a top 20% size. i truly believe women crave giant dicks more than they let on and these top 1% dudes get around a lot and get sex insanely easily, like just showing a dick pic on apps.
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>>77260631
Problems and Solutions
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>>77258806
Both of them are flaccid.
Erect cocks are what truly matters in dickpill. Likewise, just having a hugh mongus is not enough. I saw some BPD whores orgasm in pure ecstasy from dicklets, but their boyfriends were rich.

Therefore, I conclude, it is great to have a big cock. It is even greater to be rich and the most fortunate of all have both a big cock and money.

P.S. Last option is challenge impossible and there is a secret esoteric reason behind that as to why you can't have both. Cheers, my fellow unwise /r9k/ Chuds. Stay salty and cry over petty shit as usual.
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>>77265408
so rich jews with big cut dicks are why i can't get laid?
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>>77265506
yes. Pornhub is owned by a Rabbi.
Busting a nut resets your testosterone cycle and pacifies you by flooding your brain with prolactin.
If you're porn addicted, it's because you were exposed to it from a very early age (12-13 or even younger) and you wanked to it during your most crucial years of your life when your brain is at it's peak neuroplasticity (age 15). There are literal redpill studies that show girls who are sexually active at age 15 or younger grow up to be irreparable whores. What makes you think your brain is any different? (Apart from the cognitive functions, brain hemispheres utilization and sex/gender difference, apart from the size of it and the IQ/EQ differences).

Are you even redpilled, bro? Sit the fuck down. Lurk this website for 5 more years before you have the right to talk to me. Don't (you) me, faggot.
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>>77265663
what does this have to do with hung men having more sex with more women?
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>>77265675
See /r9k/ dick threads or go to /soc/
I'd even encourage you to post your own dick there for confidence booster. Even if it's small (average). There are hung incels here who do not get any action, because they don't even know where to search for the right kind of w*men nor how to overcome their own insufferable personality.
You are your own worst enemy, but it doesn't hurt to blame the Jews for it. It's not like they are innocent either, so it makes them a very appealing target.
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>>77258806
I have a small dick but it's never prevented me from having sex
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>>77265767
Good for you, now go away. I'm probably bigger than you, yet I score 0 pussy. Guys event taunt me with the "0 pussy" when we're in public.
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>>77265734
eh, for every hung incel online there's like 100 hung dudes who claim to have plenty of sex partly because of their size. its definitely a huge positive.
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>>77265817
W*men are Chadsexual, Moneysexual, Status-sexual, Dark-Triad-sexual, Self-sexual (autoerotic/autogynephillic), anything but sexually attracted to dicks.
Chad happens to be hung, because he grew up with a proper rich diet, instead of eating peasant shit that you ate. Chud happens to be hung because of more optimal testosterone production that is both inborn + environmental. (His daddy is rich).

W*men aren't attracted to his dick. They just like his jawline and confidence he displays and they can smell that Chad's father is also a viable partner choice (daddy's rich). So go figure. Obviously, a bigger dick penetrates like no other one does, but keep in mind. Most w*men (2/3 of them, 66%) can't orgasm unless they are set in a proper mood. To them sex is more about intimacy and their emotions and less about physicality. Coincidentally, the same can be said about men in inverse. Most men (2/3 of them, 66%) want a tight docile Fillipina instead of a sad overblown roastie toastie, but your emotions matter too, but to a lesser extent. (sexual kinks, oral/anal/other fetishes)
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>>77265912
>anything but sexually attracted to dicks.
imagine coping this hard lmao
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>>77265912
plenty of women admit they only keep certain guys around as fwbs because of their dicks being huge.
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>>77265925
Stop projecting your stupidity all over the place. They don't think the same way you do and neither does Chad. The reason as to why there is a difference in cognitive divergence is in the biochemistry of the brain.
Hop on TRT. You are hopeless.
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>>77265938
yes. It's called a situationship and they regret it, but by then it's too late, because you won't give them a chance and you are 100% correct to do so. So relax, those bad apples will get what's coming for them.
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>>77265945
There's enough scientific but especially cultural evidence that makes it a fact that women are crazy for big cock
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>>77265971
I'm not gay. I wouldn't know what it's like wanting to be penetrated by a huge phallus, but you need to stop thinking about it or else you'll really become gay.
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>>77266012
>women dont care about penis size
>yes they do
>whoah you are gay!!!
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>>77266012
literally all men but those who are objectively huge are insecure about their dicks and think about it.
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>>77258806
My cope is that dick size is comparable to breast size preferences. Big is good for normies, but there's a subset that prefers the small.

t. small breasts enjoyer

But yeah, I realize this assumes that male mentalities are the same as women, which is obviously false.
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>>77266269
also women don't have sex with their breasts.
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i cope by embracing it
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>>77262597
You have no idea how productive trannies are on that website writing that kind of stuff. They never leave their apartments, what do you think they do besides spread their mental illness and goon 5x a day online?
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>>77266747
we could amass thousands of proofs as to how important dick size is to women sexually.
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>>77258806
I developed an sph fetish so now I'm glad it's small.
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>>77267244
sph is a machochistic fetish, wish means you are glad that it hurts you that you are a small
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>>77267280
Yeah, If it's gonna hurt, then it's a good thing I enjoy that.
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>>77266414
This must be edited, are size differences really that vast? Some moids really are unfortunate I pray for them
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>>77267555
Those sizes are not super common, but It's not something extreme either.
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>>77262786
Simple and effective
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>>77267555
a really hung guy can have a cock thats more than 3 times bigger than the average male penis. He can be vastly bigger soft than the average moid when fully hard.
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>>77258806
I'm 8x6 (rounding up a little but who doesn't fraud measurements online)
That's how I cope
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>>77267653
>>77267777
That's insane. I can understand how women become "size queens" because if your first boyfriend was the guy on the bottom how else are you going to react to the one at the top.
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>>77267864
you are aware that the one lying down is flaccid right?
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>>77267953
Oh lol that makes more sense I thought it was sticking up because it was hard, I'm retarded
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>>77258806
It doesn't matter I'm never going to have sex anyway and it's not because of my slightly less than average dick
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>>77267968
>>77267953
>the one lying down is flaccid
Not necessarily. There are dicks that small. As I said, it's not even something extreme.
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>>77268146
Anything below 7.5cm/3" is a micropenis and extremely rare
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>>77268161
iirc micropenis is 3.5" or smaller.
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>>77258806
I don't approach women and never have sex.
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Guy on the left is unironically me except I'm cut
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>>77268177
oh youre right, well its even more of a micropenis then
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>>77268177
>>77268146
Dick extension surgery should be covered by health insurance if you have a micropenis
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>>77268246
how does it make you feel to see so many guys in damage control in this thread
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>>77259127
The first dude is a shower too you think that's big my flaccid cock is bigger lol
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How would you feel if you saw your boyfriend get dick mogged like this, femanon?
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>>77268317
not a thing unfortunately. if we could legitimately and safely increase size every guy would be hung like a horse. there was a post (could be a larp) on the subreddit getting bigger where a guy got all these frankenstein tier surgeries done to his dick and its permanently fucked up now. all the current dick surgeries are scams, there is no verified and safe way to enlarge your penis and anyone who says otherwise is stupid and ignorant at best and malicious at worst. acceptance is the best thing when it comes to penis size and not being big.
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>>77268563
It is a shame, I'm against cosmetic surgeries and I think below average dicks are fine but a micro penis seems more like a disability than anything else
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>>77268593
a micro penis is technically a disability, and all you can do at that point is introduce toys and strap ons into your sex life. like a lesbian. is what it is.
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>>77268612
I think I could have a perfectly happy sex life with a micro penis guy as long as he didn't have a complex about using toys often
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>>77268684
dicklets reading this on life support
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>>77268704
It's very unlikely many people reading this have micropenises, most "dicklets" are just an a bit below average
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>>77268728
you really think an inch more makes much of a difference?
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>>77268684
>>77268704
i've definitely read of stories of guys with micro dicks having fine sex lives and lots of partners. you just have to use every trick in the book that doesn't involve your penis, and never date size queens, but women who make size a priority will typically just ghost you asap if you don't measure up to their standards when you first have sex. there are also disabled men with half working/broke penises who have wives and gfs as well. just need to find a unicorn or accepting woman basically.
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>>77268739
An inch makes a big difference I think. As long as its not under 4 inches I think its okay.
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>>77268768
have you even had sex yourself?
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>>77268854
No I've never seen a penis
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>>77268894
you have now
4.5"
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>>77268901
You should shave it better
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>>77268563
>there is no verified and safe way to enlarge your penis
Low intensity pumping works over long time spans.
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>>77268563
human chorionic gonadotropin
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>>77268901
that's like 4.5 raw, bone pressed easily 5+
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>>77268981
good catch its 5.5" bonepressed
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>>77258806
>how do you cope with this
I developed a crippling humiliation fetish which temporarily alleviates the constant anxiety through sexual catharsis at the expense of making the insecurity worse in the long run

So, not well
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>>77258806
Sexual presences aside it's easy to see why small dick jokes are so common when you put 2 next to eachother like that the small one is just funny looking
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>>77269282
indeed it does originally
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>>77258806
I'm starting to get why Greek statues have little dicks
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humanity is so cock obsessed it's embarrassing
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>>77258806
both are hot to me
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>>77268955
eh, its a cope at best. also i don't believe any amount of pumping is healthy longterm unless you absolutely need it along with cialis/a cock ring or something to get hard as a disabled or very elderly person.

>>77269491
these guys have nice bodies in my opinion. i don't think men need to be any fitter than this. no homo.
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>>77258821
How to sunbathe that part? If someone finds your naked ass then you're fucked
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>>77261805
Perfect for cbt
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>>77269507
women are obsessed with size so then men compete over it. if size truly didn't matter and women weren't loose sluts for big dicks then we would never have this sort of discussion.
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>>77258806
Do Men generally have it worse than women? Like height, jaw and penis size are aspects men can't control but they are the most important when it comes to how easy your life would be. Women don't have to worry about their pussy or height or anything else they can't control and most women get attention even the ugly ones.
Seeing how many men got the short end of the stick makes me glad I ended up just being average ( 5.7 Inches, 5'9" , average IQ ) the only thing I got that's above average is a good jawline and hairline.
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>>77269728
>Do Men generally have it worse than women?
This your first day on the board or what bro
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>>77258806
My dick looks like both of these. On a hot day lounging around the house, it looks like the left. On a cold day or after some intense exercise, it looks like the right. I assumed that was normal for most of my life.

t. like 18.5cm long when hard.
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>size doesnt matter bro trust me
>t. the dick size 1%
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>its just flaccid bro, when im cold im just as small as you are when youre hanging warm
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>>77269866
It's honestly crazy how none of that mattered 150 years ago. Like in 99% of human history both of these dudes would get laid and have a family. Now even average isn't enough because every woman thinks she's well above average and the ugly ones think they are the average.
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>>77269866
Dick size is far less important than being handsome, extroverted or tall for getting laid, but having a big dick is a nice consolation prize. Receiving "it was so big I was kinda scared" messages after hook ups or having a laugh with a girl when she realises the condoms she borrowed from a friend don't fit aren't things I would trade for an extra few inches of bone.
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>>77269919
You could get divorced by the wife in the middle ages if your penis was too small, and all of our literature, from antiquity to modernity is full of men getting cuckolded. Its always been this way.
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>>77258806
So how do I cope with a 4.5" dick?
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>>77269954
realize that your sexual capital is literally money and expect to get cuckolded
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>>77269934
>Common man
>Divorcing
>Middle aged
I bet you think Prima Nocta was a thing, too.
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>>77269964
Yikes, I'd rather just kill myelf ngl
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>>77269934
>You could get divorced by the wife in the middle ages if your penis was too small, and all of our literature, from antiquity to modernity is full of men getting cuckolded. Its always been this way.
Literature is also full of men cheating on their wives and having affairs. That doesn't mean it was common or the norm. Literature isn't meant to reflect the average state of an era, it's meant to be dramatic, entertaining and controversial.
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>>77270028
But it was and still is common and the norm, there's enough scientific literature backing that up.
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>>77269934
yes but you could also beat and or kill your wife back then. or just leave her and easily find a younger wife. now its literally just the same handful of men sharing all young women.
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A preference for a larger-than-average penis is qualitatively consistent with some previous studies, but our results differ in showing that the most attractive size appears to lie more than 2 SDs from the mean (i.e., no evidence for stabilizing sexual selection). Our results are further supported by the analysis of response time. We found a significantly positive, albeit small, correlation between penis size and response time. This finding is consistent with a pattern in adults whereby attractive stimuli are viewed for a longer periods. A tendency to view attractive stimuli for longer is a generalized phenomenon that starts in infancy
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>>77270177
no you couldnt
its tiresome talking to uneducated retards
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>>77270565
people were openly beating their wives for back talking like 40 years ago hombre. gen x was when the pussification went into overdrive.
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>>77270586
beating your wife is right and important, not related to being allowed to murder women.
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>>77270597
if a woman makes fun of my penis i have the right to beat her to death.
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>>77259054
Damn. Moot really let himself go.
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>>77270604
no you dont and no you wouldnt have back then.
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>>77262597
It's clearly written by a man. Notice the logical steps and concise delivery of information. No biological woman writes that way
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women will openly shame small dicks and use it as their go to insult but then go on about size not mattering and then go on about how their boyfriend or husband is hung and brag about how good the sex is. its actually hilarious when you really think about it.
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>>77270712
the worst thing you can demand from a women is to speak the truth.
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>>77270741
its like they want to virtue signal and seem like good natured and empathetic people when proclaiming that size doesn't matter, whilst simultaneously getting the validation and ego boost that they bagged a desirable and high value hung chad who could have sex with any woman he wants. its insanity. if women were honest all the time about how shallow and cruel they are they would have zero rights. i am convinced women are actually not capable of feeling empathy for men they aren't attracted to. while men are capable of feeling empathy for people they aren't attracted to in the slightest.
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>>77270878
i think they can feel empathy for men they are not attracted to, but they just dont perceive these people as men, its like they are a different species.
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>>77271147
nah the way women act i don't think they'd feel bad if nonchad men were sterilized or forced into hard labor.
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>>77271280
>try to do angion
>dick goes limp instantly because i pushed all the blood out of it
non-starter meme "method"
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>>77258806
>>77259054
>>77268901
thoughts other anons?
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>>77271769
it certainly does look like a penis.
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>>77271769
ever got any comments or reactions from other dudes on your cock irl?
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>>77271789
>ever got any comments or reactions from other dudes on your cock irl?
not irl, only online. that's why I sorta post these here for comments
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>>77271799
its pretty crazy dude your cock is bigger than my hard on
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>>77271808
>its pretty crazy dude your cock is bigger than my hard on
yeah, would I say I'm a shower, I kinda second guess myself a lot. how big are you btw?
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>>77271821
this is me originally speaking
>>77268901

what about you?
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>>77271830
>what about you?
I'm 8" length, 5.5" girth when I'm hard. kinda skinny ig but thicker than a tube of toilet paper
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>>77271837
people call mine fat even though its below 5" girth. Its just because youre so long that 5.5" dont seem fat.
Also thats really hung. youre blessed.
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>>77271769
would, mogs me, but you seem like you might be old because your skin and nails are weird also i dont like that line on your stomach which may just be a temporary fold because you're sucking your gut in on an unreal level and also you seem to have an absurd 0% mega hank hill ass. so for me im going to say "gloryhole only"
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>>77271857
i have 5.25" girth and my dick looks like a pencil in photos. are you fucking midgets?
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>>77271866
>would, mogs me, but you seem like you might be old because your skin and nails are weird also i dont like that line on your stomach which may just be a temporary fold
im 21, just kind of chudded out lol. should take care of my skin and nails more, kind of just letting myself go at this point
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My dick is like 5ish. Nothing special. Fully erect though it has a nice curve to it that women have told me they like.

It's more about what you do with your hips anyway. You want friction on the labia and clit. I find a kind of "wave" motion gets women moaning.
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>>77271881
well i don't ask for face or body pics on grindr specifically because the pickiness kicks in if i see that stuff so just based on dick and age i would then i'd deal with the other stuff when you get here. it'll be in the dark and im probably drunk anyways
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>>77271897
>it'll be in the dark and im probably drunk anyways
thanks i guess lol. gonna get back to the gym this summer, hopefully I can improve a lot
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>>77271906
why dont you farm any of the admiration you get online irl?
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>>77271917
>why dont you farm any of the admiration you get online irl?
because i wanna stop being an incel autist and get my life together desu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gddxVpitc&pp=ygUVZ3JpbmQgYWxpY2UgaW4gY2hhaW5z
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>>77263498
Don't project you filthy animal
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>>77263778
>this 4'11 midget has an almost 10inch forearm?
lmao
fr. I'm 6'5" and my forearm is right on 10"
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>>77258806
the one on the left is literally what my penis looks like
>t. 7.6 inches
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>>77262319
as always BBC wins
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Here is the opinion of a mature ladie who has tried dicks of literally every imaginable size
>pornhub(dot)c o m/view_video(dot)php?viewkey=ph60394b9a4e756
I recommend you skipping to 05:47 so you don't have to hear all the PC new age stuff she talks about in the beginning...
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>>77274245
cant you just summarize it
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>>77274245
Pornstars have an incentive to lie to their audience, they cultivate an image of themselves.
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>>77258806

only fags care about dick size
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>>77276497
>incidentally revives a dying thread about dick size
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>tfw 6ft2 white good job etc all the shit you apparently need
>4.25" dick
hope a war starts so i can die in it heroically
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>have big dick
>also have vitiligo literally only on my dick
Suffering
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>>77276673
are you telling me you cant score pussy?
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>>77276799
this is correct, it really is the only thing that matters at the end of the day.
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>>77276815
and how is this related to your dick size? It cant be your dick that stops you from dating a girl.
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>>77275749
yea here you go

captcha: HNHNHD
>hnhnhnhngg
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>>77258806
>how do you cope with this?
standup comedy
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>>77276822
it can, i cant think of a good analogy but if you knew a road was closed you wouldnt bother driving down it anyway.
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>>77265408
>Erect cocks are what truly matters
This. I can't think of any situation where I would be seen fully naked and sex wasn't immiment. Therefore any situation in which my dick would be seen, I'd be getting an erection soon, if I didn't have one already.
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>>77258806
>grower vs shower
Stupid foid thread
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"grower" is hilarious cope. You assume just because his dick is twice the size of the dude in the right that hes a shower.



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