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>5'4
>100 lbs
>male
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>>77260039
This is the hottest post I have ever read on this site. Ever thought about becoming gay?
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post bussy or lying
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>>77260050
how the fuck is it hot? and no i like women
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>5'5"
>270lbs
>male
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>>77260050
yeah bro here's a pic of me. Do I have potential as a femboy?
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>>77260074
if you like them so much you should become one
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>>77260071
nah fuck off if i was a fag i wouldn't be here complaining
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>>77260039
>5'3
>110
>male
i beat you
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>>77260077
We need more of this in the world.
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>>77260074
>I'm not gay I'm just a short underweight twink
we've heard that excuse a thousand times, not buying it. maybe you just have some repressed homosexuality.
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>>77260039
imagine if an obese 6 ft man grabbed you, threw you on the bed face first, then proneboned you
crushing you under his whole weight
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>>77260134
i didn't choose to be short with an eating disorder you fucking faggot
>>77260085
sorry to hear anon or happy for you if you want to be that way idk
>>77260081
i like being male
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>>77260083
aint gotta be a fag to have a bussy, in fact all you need to have a bussy is be 5'4 or shorter, weigh 100lb or less, and have a breedable anus, and you sound like you fit the bill to a tee, so go ahead and post bussy
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>>77260039
hopefully you can find a femdom gf who is psychopathic and make you her own plaything
must be demoralizing with all this fag posting
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>>77260163
>5'4
>120lbs
it's over
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>>77260201
i love this gif lol
>.<
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>>77260163
i'm gonna put on a pound so you fuck off
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>>77260039
do you have an attractive face? symmetrical?
how is your hairline?
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>>77260039
>6ft
>139lbs
>male

i have an unhealthy low amount of body fat
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>>77260260
all average i guess.
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>>77260164
i'd rather a normal gf but thanks anon.
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>>77260309
don't care you're still getting stretched
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>5'7''
>155lbs
I'ts jenova bros
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>>77260309
what up ether
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>>77260039
wow you are so small but don't feel bad about it, you are ok the way you are and you will find people who love you.
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>>77260449
what
>>77260365
wtf does that mean
>>77260468
uh thanks anon it just feels fucking impossible bc i live in the us
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please please please be my boyfriend.
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>>77260519
uhh are you a woman
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>>77260161
>sorry to hear anon or happy for you if you want to be that way idk
well thankfully it didn't cause me too much trouble in my life
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>>77260039
>>77260201
>>77260298
GREAT NEWS BROS!!!! Your bodies do not violate the laws of thermodynamics! If you want to gain weight, be that fat or muscle or both, you can absolutely do so! It's just a manner of eating above your maintenance calories, bros :o) That, and sleeping enough, and working each muscle group to exhaustion and then giving each muscle group that you work a couple of days to rest after :o) You can do it bros! There's nothing special about anyone, we can all make it!
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>>77260376
how's it over??? are you lean/muscular? 5'7 155 sounds pretty fucking good if you're lean. 5'7 175 lean is optimal though. there's nothing wrong with you bro!
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>>77260558
there's no point in lifting if you're a manlet

>>77260039
>5'6
>120lbs
>male
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>>77260039
being cute is good, especially when you're autistic because it makes you non-threatening

lean into it and you'll go far
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>>77260039
>186cm
>87kg
It was over for me before it ever began
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>5'10''
>278 pounds
If it wasn't for my shitty metabolism I could've been such a pussyslayer. Girls were all over me before I got fat around age 8, then I got fatter and fatter until about 17 I stopped growing and stayed the same weight. I never get any skinnier or fatter. The only way to minimize the damage is by growing my hair out and letting the fatty estrogen consume me, being as feminine as possible. My voice never changed because obesity and estrogen fucked my puberty up, and I have a woman's face since I take after my mom in looks. I'm quite literally a fat fem, in the truest sense of the term
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>>77260611
Dude- don't blame your metabolism on your shitty eating habits. Any fatty can become skinny by restricting calories. You don't even need to exercise at all to lose weight. Many thin people who remain thin in their adulthood don't eat as much. So many people have a skewed perception on this because they see their skinny friend binge on like 5,000 calories while hanging out. What you don't see is the skinny kid eating very little the next 5 days or so.
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>>77260558
i appreciate the positivity but i'd still be 5'4
>>77260608
yeah i'm autistic but i don't think i'm cute though.
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>>77260606
Shut the fuck up, faggot. All you're doing is telling people to give up before they even try. If you are weak, lifting will make you stronger than you'd be otherwise, that is all that matters. Weakling.
>>77260678
You'll always be 5'4, this is true, and I am sorry. But that doesn't mean you have to be weak, both mentally or physically. You can be cracked out of your mind even at 5'4. I know a 5'7 dude in his forties who can pretty solidly beat my ass because he's stronger than me and more skilled than me even though I'm 6'0. Choose strength, anon. It beats the alternative.
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>>77260786
listen to this anon, ignore all these other fags OP
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>>77260786
Unfathomably based. Become strong OP; there are plenty of women who have married short men or dated them.
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>>77260643
literally all skinnies do is eat trash. I typically eat one meal a day, and most of the time I cook for myself. The most unhealthy stuff I consume is soda on cheat days
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>>77260039
What race are you??
>>77260610
That's literally average right? Or above average weight.
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>>77260968
Anything under 6 foot 4 is short these days and anything under 200lbs is skinny and anything over 12% bodyfat is fat. I failed in all 3 of these categories
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>>77260987
>anything under 200lbs is skinny
That's not true. I'm 193 pounds at 6'4" and I'm certainly not skinny. I'm skinnyfat.
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>>77260987
brother, look around you. What you're describing is social media standards, go back to real life standards where most people don't care about that shit. Even most women irl don't care about that shit so much and are willing to settle to an extent. Don't get me wrong, a lot of women are stupid, shallow, vapid whores, but a lot of women are just regular people too. Be average height, mildly muscular with a low body fat (think michael phelps) and you're fuckin' set when it comes to your body. Other than that it's having a nice hair style, dressing well, and doing OK in life like financially and with relationships and you're good. I can't do any of that fuckin' shit but I know that's all i'd need in order to get gf. Not to mention that you shouldn't base your whole life around wanting to get a gf, there are other cool reasons to do things.
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>>77261003
You are skinny. You are also fat. Skinnyness is in the muscles and fatness is in the bodyfat. You can be both skinny and fat at the same time.
>>77261010
>just be yourself bro
>just take a shower
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>>77261058
>You can be both skinny and fat at the same time.
Yup, working on fixing that. I was 205 pounds about 3 or 4 weeks ago.
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>>77261058
you dirty black fucking nigger i didn't say either of those things. I said like a quadrillion different things that are all true. "just take a shower" is what fucking normgroids say to losers like us when they don't understand exactly why we fail, and "just be yourself" is good advice that is often used improperly. No point in just being yourself when you don't have anything to offer. I said way fuckin' more than that, you are such a nigger.
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>6'2"
>128lbs
>male
this is somehow even worse
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>>77261148
That sounds unhealthy. What do you eat? 1 celery stalk a day?
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>>77260039
Hi nanobytes inc! How is Norway?
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>>77260039
I know the feeling, OP.
>5'5"
>115lbs
>male
Meanwhile, I get life mogged by my sister on a daily basis.
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>>77260039
>>77260085
>>77260201
>>77260606
>>77261239
POST DAT BUSSY NIGGA



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