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A brand new day edition!
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seasideMARK Unboxing his PS5, unboxing all the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M2jTkToPKA
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>>77261663
What a bloody treat. I've genuinely cancelled a work meeting to watch this lmao
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Desperately wish I was a tatpilled NEETT living the comfy life.
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>>77261663
Oh it's gon be 4x lush.
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>>77261663
He's fucked up the stream, got two 'upcoming' live ones now
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>>77261663
>seasideMARK Unboxing his PS5, unboxing all the way
Fascinating
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Seethemong is going to be fuming about this threadington
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>>77261685
Why? Was he clamoring to be the OP or something?
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>>77261664
I pre-blocked my calendar for most of the day in preparation. Well SSM unboxing a PS5 is a once in a lifetime opportunity isn't it?
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HE'S LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvpr4SV62lI
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Like a child seeing an ice cream van

https://youtu.be/cGyNNXcf2pU?t=2749
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lmao someone opened his ps5
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He is fuming, he needs to sell it back to CEX.
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Biden reading the parts in brackets on the teleprompter again lmao.

"Four more years. Pause."

twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1783184198477508785
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Join the BNWO today!
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>>77261706
The bastards at parcel force fucked him.
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>>77261714
It not right. He got it from EE as well. EE off the SSA approved retailer list.
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>let me have a shit first, im gonna ring them up, ive got all day

Life of a dosser. Amazing.
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SSM drivel hours
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>>77261668
Is that the only tat /britfeel/ finds cool?
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>>77261735
Memes aside it does look fishy that the seal is cut like that. If it had came off in transport it would't peeled off and not been cut like that?
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>buy electronics from a bargain bin online retailer
>WHAT THE FUCK IT'S BEEN OPENED BEFORE AND RESEALED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I'VE BEEN ROYALLY FUCKED OVER BY SCUM!!!
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>>77261755
he was shaking it and said it was "in bits" as well
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>>77261761
Nah that was him overreacting. It's not in bits. But it was rattling inside the box meaning it's been opened and put back in poorly.
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Official roll call for NEETS Against SSM (NASSM). If you are a NEET but you fucking hate SSM, reply to this post.
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The seaside army and the BNWO joining forces would be unstoppable.
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no work for me, ever
just a life of leisure
and why not eh?
I deserve it
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>>77261772
*100 emoji* *fire emoji*
Fuck SSM
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Kinell don't tell me the PS5 isn't brand new!!!
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>>77261772
>>77261823
Only a true fool would make enemies of the Seaside Army. They can be in any CEX at any time and have numerous beach, bench and pub garden outposts and down the country.
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>>77261865
The toffs at EE have fucked him over de lad. Sent him a refurbished one rather than a new one haven't they. Just can't catch a break can are Mark.
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Come on, who do people think they're kidding with this stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrIeZfyXWZg
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>>77261869
Doesn't matter. Can smell them a mile off. Not because of the TMAU (that's fake lol), but just because they stink like shit anyway and don't shower.
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>>77261874
Any good timestamps for the lads? Haven't got the time currently to scroll through 6 hours of thots.
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>>77261873
He was looking forward to that PS5 since Tuesday. He's never had one before and they've taken it from him before it even arrived.
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>>77261901
Insane hip-to-waist ratio at 1:05:54.
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>>77261874
>only comment in the live chat is a jeet saying "nice fashion show"
god fucking damn, why can they just not help themselves?
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>>77261906
I don't say this a lot, but it might have been better to give it to the bookies on this occasion.
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>>77261913
Phwoarr please tell me she comes out again later
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>>77261917
>I'm 18 months back on the gambling
>Better than giving it to focking EE
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>>77261906
I bet this whole arc was planned out right from the start. Tell everyone he's ordered a new PS5, actually ordered a 'Good' quality refurb so he can moan about it on stream and keep up the lolcow image. Same shit every time.
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>>77261932
You are attributing WAY too much agency to that retarded sack of shit
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I think SSM might be a closeted homosexual and all the obviously self-destructive behaviours - the drinking, the gambling, the obesity, the welfare parasitism etc. - are a result of his inability to confront his sexuality which torments him inside so he lashes out against himself in these ways.
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>>77261958
You're thinking of some /britfeel/ regulars here lad
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just watched that new Scott Pilgrim animated series on Netflix. pretty sure they hired a Japanese studio and even animated the lip flaps to the Japanese voice actors, so the original English script with the actors from the film is 'the dub'. it is an anime, actually.

so yeah decent cartoon a solid 7/10 if you can handle a medium level of postmodernism and accept it's a nostalgic thing now, like if they revived Invader Zim. moderate recommend, Mihai would have liked it.
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>>77261935
you don't know how much goes in to these things behind the scenes. people call the Louis Theroux specials (especially the earlier ones here) 'documentaries' because they have a film crew. they also have actors and scripts.

it's called 'reality TV'. and actors aren't coming out of the woodworks to sell their story about how they were an extra in the ORIGINAL Kitchen Nightmares, or a housemate in the first Big Brother, or The Apprentice when they tried instead of being assigned characters ... are they?
contracts. ruin your career. got some money. could be legal issues. maybe you just weren't into acting in the end.
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Favourite tracks from The Tortured Poets Department, lads?
for me it's
>my boy only breaks his favourite toys
>florida!!!
>i can do it with a broken heart
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>>77261958
>>77261965
Oh please. This is some fake pop psychology shite.
...but if it isn't, do people who explore their homosexuality notice the other issues clear up? What if they're scared to insert items into their backside, even in private?

A silver lining to not getting a gf is plausible deniability. Like being sad because you are skint (there no depressed rich people).
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seasideMARK Setting up his PS5. He's not happy recieving ps5 not factory sealed, it must be a refubished one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCcNbrrxEEY
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Kon'nichiwa /britfeel/ kun
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Spaffing feelings intensify.
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>>77262086
I swear to god the dog on bing is my eternal nemesis. Sucks how the entire field of AI is now dedicated to making sure that the public do NOT get the functionality they want from it.
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>>77262035
What did they say when he called them? I can't be arsed watching 50 minutes of him rambling.
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>>77262141
Fat isn't a word that calls the dog. That was interesting to find out.
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Wow, so this is the epitome of NEETdom? Truly awe-inspiring.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TxNhMAUNdkk
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>>77262141
It is fun and a great feeling finding words that will get the desired outcome.
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God he's genuinely pathetic. He doesn't even really care if it's brand new or resold and it doesn't make a difference either way as long as it works and isn't obviously busted, but he knows he can kick up a lot of stink about it so he goes off on one. He even said five minutes into his latest vid that 'he doesn't care about PS5 anymore'. It was never about actually wanting one and playing games. It's weird, I see people like this in real life too sometimes, it's not even that they want attention as such, they just pull shit like this to get interaction (probably the closest word I can think of) where they are the victims, but they always play it in an angry sort of way like they've been genuinely wronged and put on this phony righteous anger. I dunno, hard to describe but it's the sign of a totally retarded mong with absolutely nothing going on in their life. Come to think of it the people I've seen act like this have all been lifelong dossers.
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>>77261668
Based, NEETT it up de lids.
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>>77261698
Literally stuck in a weird groundhog day loop where he buys Playstations and says the same things every time.
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>>77262197
He's gonna sell the ps5 to cex doesn't matter if its new or not. He plays up this act to the camera because his days a empty and something to do during the day.
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>>77262197
You've just described HHL and Crossmong
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>>77262197
>it's not even that they want attention as such, they just pull shit like this to get interaction (probably the closest word I can think of) where they are the victims

mark does this act because he's lonely and something for him to do during the day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pPetLH7Kvs

Could handle building site bants?
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>>77261789
noted. perhaps it shall be so?
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>>77262218
I don't think he's playing it up for the camera, because I've known people like this IRL and they will tell you these long rambling stories of a similar vein that happened totally independent of people they know paying attention to them while they do it. It really is just 'how they are' from what I can tell. Mark stumbled onto streaming, but even if he didn't he'd still be doing this shit.

>>77262220
I couldn't say, don't know enough about them, but very possible - it's an extremely toxic personality trait and this place attracts such people.

>>77262229
He's definitely lonely, but it goes beyond that. There's a level of entitlement that serves as an undercurrent. One person I knew who was like this was around the same age as Mark and his mum died, leaving him with no parents left. His mum was sitting on a fairly generous inheritance which he got 100% of as an only child. Now this is guy was a pathetic dosser, always with an excuse, never worked a day in his life, always in and out of hospital with some new 'thing' he just made up (or read about) meaning he couldn't work or whatever. He comes into a nice chunk of money. His cousin tries to help him buy a modest flat and put the rest of the money away in savings to keep him going (cousin accepts that he's not about to work so wanted to at least make him comfortable as a dosser). He ADAMANTLY refused a modest flat. He said he NEEDS to rent a house. Why? Well because what would others think of him if he had a flat? He's always had a house. Can't go down to flat, not right. He a house man. Dossers at pub would think he's broke or something. etc. etc.

A few years later he's blown through the entire inheritance and has to move out of his rented house anyway. Complains about it non-stop to everyone who knows him and his bennywrangler. IT NOT ACCEPTABLE. NEED A HOUSE.

I hate these people so much.
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>>77261663
All paid for by Footrat too
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>>77262290
Marks is on the antisocial personality disorder spectrum.
and yyour friend with entitlement thats a sign of narcissism and its more common that you think. If you know 6 people including him, 1 of them is a narcissist
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>>77262324
I don't like to get bogged down in diagnoses and labels and things because I think psychology is for the most part a bogus subject, and certainly clinical psychology is a joke (if you read the DSM it speaks for itself). But I think that antisocial is a great way to think about it. People like Mark need to constantly be agitating things. He needs to make himself a problem for those around him (while also claiming to be the one being wronged). This is a man who has had everything in his life given to him on a platter and he is, in his own words, "fumin" that his 450 quid games console isn't brand new. He had to call them up and complain you see?

Society has become so paralysed in actually solving problems that these people are just given free reign.
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>>77262197
>I see people like this in real life too sometimes, it's not even that they want attention as such, they just pull shit like this to get interaction (probably the closest word I can think of) where they are the victims, but they always play it in an angry sort of way like they've been genuinely wronged and put on this phony righteous anger. I dunno, hard to describe but it's the sign of a totally retarded mong with absolutely nothing going on in their life. Come to think of it the people I've seen act like this have all been lifelong dossers.
Are you talking about SSM spammer because he does all of this everyday on Marks behalf and like Mark he's also a dosser.
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>>77262361
I wasn't specifically referring to SSM spammer, just using SSM himself as an example and the fact that I've met people like this IRL as well. I can appreciate that this sort of personality trait might be more common among trips or 'personalities' that are just trips without the hashkey. The way a lot of trips behave is similar - turn up, complain, start agitation and drama, make themselves a problem, semi-negative attention as the innocent man being wronged etc.
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My apu can't wait for a road to the masters livestream
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He's starting up the PS5 games now. It's lush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCcNbrrxEEY
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>>77262371
Yeah this describes SSM spammer.
Spam the thread with literally nothing slights against Mark for drama
Spams age old SSM drama for attention
Takes offence on Marks behalf when asked to tone it down
Becomes the victim on Marks behalf and spams more to right his injustice
7 days a week
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>>77262345
The thing is though psychology answers lots of questions why the world is like it is. Why politicians behave like they do (most of them are narcissists) and the reasons why doctors steer clear of politics
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Sony con hi
They send him refurbished PS5 instead of a new one
It not right
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Just go up and film someone then say nothing at all. BASED silent audit.
https://youtu.be/XPQp6OPpq3Y
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>>77262408
He needs an xbox next time. Xbox all the way
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>>77262387
Last time he tried robocop he couldn't get past the opening section, lets see how it goes this time.
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hope Angela lad and cmbyname lad have a good Thursday x
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Been a long time since I've been watching Ruth's videos, I'm sure she misses me. But word gets around, she shouldn't have dissed me.
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My urologist phoned this morning. He said right about now my prostate is 50/50
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>>77262433
10 minutes of standing there and not a word. That's how you deal with these scum pigs.
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Lol less than 5 minutes of robocop and he's already bored. Why the fuck does he keep buying PS5s when he knows it's not for him?
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>>77262454
You're not the ruth lad
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>>77262471
Are you calling me a liar? Are you saying that I'm not telling the truth?
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>helen is paying him 150 quid towards ps5

Don't see how Mark managed to pull Helen. Baffling.
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>>77262482
You don't understand women clearly
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>>77262490
Can't argue with that one lad.
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Imagine filming someone's ill gran in an ambulance. Think he went too far.
https://youtu.be/bNaW0_9-B3k
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Just off to see my mate Mary
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nothing like the feeling of pure adrenaline when you finally fix an IT issue. This is what it's all about lads. corrr lush x 4
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maybe today Angela lad accepts me as a fren x
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>>77262473
Yeah you don't care about her.
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>>>/r9k/sex
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CeX is for the poorer, lower classes.
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>>77262401
I don't think I explained myself very well. I agree that actual psychology is a very useful thing and helps us understand the world, but psychology as a discipline today is totally bogus and thoroughly politically motivated. Clinical psychology is just the natural spin-off grift of the subject which is just used as a pro-regime sinecure (among many, many others).

Actual psychology died a good chunk of a century ago and the closest remnant we have is old guard anthropologists from the 50s commenting on the character of the national psyches of the orient and africa.
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>>77262515
Corrr, you think T'Pol does anal?
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>>77262482
Helen is besotted with SSM that's why she puts up with all his nonsense
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He's getting his money back. The PS5 was supposed to be new. He'll get his money back or raise a payment dispute with his bank.
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The next bank holiday in England and Wales is
6 May
Early May bank holiday
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Early May Bank Holiday 2024
Early May Bank Holiday is celebrated on the first Monday of May in the UK. This year the bank holiday falls on the 6th of May 2024.
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>>77262636
>>77262652
Thank you BankHolidaylad
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>>77262566
Check out the The Dictator's Handbook I have the pdf if you want, has nothing to do with psychology but when you pair it together you get a really black pilled view on the world.
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Factory seal was already opened
It second hand
He wanted to sniff the box
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>>77262522
If there was any justice in the world, I would be her man, and she would be my girl.
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>>77262725
What's the plan now then? Is he sending it back?
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>>77262629
You hear in some videos how much he can make her laugh. A lot of women go for that.
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>>77262739
Helen is 80% of his TikTok views
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Might just buy a fuck off container and make a week's worth of liquid lunches and store it in the fridge
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>>77262735
He's sending it back. He has no car to drive to the post office though. He has to carry the PS5 one mile to the the post office
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>>77262748
That will ruin his back. That's another week he won't be able to work. He's got no choice though, has he?
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He wanted to be the one who opened the box first. He wanted to be the first one to sniff it.
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>>77262746
As a NEET I like to take my time with lunches. Food should be enjoyed, not seen as some assembly line production to save money. No rush, so I'm free to stroll down to the Co-Op at a leisurely pace, peruse the reduced aisle to see if anything like a nice pack of chipolatas are on offer, then head over to the meal deal section and pick out the best tuna sandwich, green peperami and perfectly chilled red bull on the shelves. I waltz through the self-checkout and meander my way home again enjoying the fresh air. Then I dig in while I watch anime.
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>>77262767
Is this about the PS5 or Helen?
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>>77262768
cant stand eating. biggest chore going
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>wish I never bought it now
>fuck it let's take it to CEX and take it on the chin
That must be a record
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>>77262769
I'd crawl over broken glass for 100 miles for one sniff of her box
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Only chad gets to break the seal and sniff the box first.
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>been away from britfeel for a year
>come back and the thread is full of the exact same personalities
It's amazing how you lot don't get bored. Feel a bit sorry for you
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>3 hour ssm live stream

yikes
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>been away from britfeel for a year
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Does my town centre look nice?
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He been on benefits 30 years so get it right up ye wagies ahahah x heres to 30 more x
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Three fucking hours just sat there whinging about a broken factory seal over and over and over again.
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>>77262830
Any estimates on how much this would amount to, adjusted for inflation?
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My gf came with a broken factory seal but I still enjoy shagging her second hand fanny
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>>77262842
he's probably had over 400,000 in basic payments, housing and extras
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>>77262842
Doesnt matter de lid he had his rent paid all his life if he didnt have tmau he would have worked all his days xx in 2004 he did nursing course they smelled him it not good for his confidence all this ppl on to better things nowadays he been left behind x :( and council pay his rent but he never own a house o: x it swings and roundabouts he dont have kids. he cant take it with him even if he owned a house. cant take the money and house with you de lad that goes for sprogless wagies too. x cant be richest man in the graveyard life is so so short man
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>>77262861
And he deserves every penny and more.
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He got left behind when he wanted to improve his life. He did his best and never ask to be born. It fucking sad. Now he in twilight years.
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>>77262804
What were you doing during that year?
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>>77262861
CEX has probably eaten half of this over the years.
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>>77262875
well even a basic wagie will have had twice as much in the same time and have assets to show for it
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Mark will never find any activity he likes as much as talking into a camera for YouTube
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SSM hasn't worked a day in his life and yet he's got a secure home, disposable income to waste on gadgets, a car if he wanted one (he doesn't), and still has spare money to spend on top holidays with Helen
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>>77262891
Cant put a price on being a free man little lad x not surprised it's mostly english trolls with ssm in that respect. Scotland is behind him
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>>77262914
>Scotland is behind him

That's right.
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Mark know he the main character of the YTDC. He the starring role. They jealous x
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Quite astonishing clip from Question Time in 2005 where audience are complaining that they're being given GP appointments TOO QUICKLY.

https://twitter.com/JAHeale/status/1782000915358126114

What's more interesting than the obvious decline since then though is what it reveals about Blair. Blair is supposedly some Machiavellian genius, but he's visibly flummoxed when faced with concepts like "incentives" and "unintended consequences" that any 1st year economics undergrad would have spotted.

Owned by Goodhart's Law - truly the midwit's midwit.
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He typed in 2002 why do I stink of fish x
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>>77262930
>obvious decline since then

So a huge decline since Labour left power, but Tony Blair is a midwit?
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It not his fault he stuck on benefits. Fuck u ableist pricks x
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>>77262935
The decline comes from demand far outstripping supply (along with terrible incentives to not invest in capital over labour). Demand of course coming from mass immigration, which was implemented under Blair and carried on under successive Tory governments. Blair is of course a midwit, but that doesn't mean Tories are better and I've never said otherwise.
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>>77262816
Aw mate that's gorgeous they'll soon be charging entry like Venice
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>>77262816
nah looks pretty fucking grim it does mate ohhh yes it is looking a bit grim isn't that right mate ohhh yes that's right next station grimsberg ahahahaha
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>>77262959
Lol you are an absolute mongoloid
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Hope EE refund him or at least give him a 100 quid discount
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We don't like em round these parts
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>>77263002
He's broken that seal himself, guaranteed.
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>>77263002
Hope he can buy a new jumper
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>>77262884
Wageslaving as always and spending time with my girlfriend. I do miss this place, or at least what it used to be.
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>>77263051
You're right that it used to be better, but there's no need for patronizing posts. You have no idea what is going on in people's lives here. Some of them might be far better off than you are.
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>>77263061
No it's literally impossible to spend time on here while or between doing other things
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>>77262012
Last time i had 1 i just ignored it and it went away eventually
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>>77263069
Graffiti on the wall it says we're magic! We're magic! Graffiti on the wall!
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Crosslad I don't understand why you are a Celtic fan. You know that Celtic is an anti-fascist team right? Your racist views would be far more at home at Castle Greyskull in Govan.
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I feel like my gf has absolutely no idea how to be sexy. Obviously I find her attractive, but I want her to be actually try and be enticing. Her grooming is sporadic at best, she has never once tried to 'set a mood' by making the bedroom look nice, has literally never put on any kind of sexy clothes or outfit or anything, dresses like a primark mannequin day-to-day, doesn't ever talk sexy etc. etc.

Feels like she doesn't want to put in any effort desu.
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>>77262959
Anon you made a point about GP appointments. Do you think that might have anything to do with Labour actually funding the NHS compared to the Tories gutting it?
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Police helicopter buzzing overhead for the last 10 minutes. FUCK OFF YOU'RE SO LOUD HOLY SHIT.
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>>77263096
No no, it's all the brown people's fault!!
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>>77263093
What kind of effort do you put into your life lad? Are you a six figure earner? Do you have interesting and exciting hobbies? That's what gets women hot. If you're not putting much effort into yourself then she won't put much effort into the bedroom. Why should she? Not as if you're beating off other women with a stick are you?
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>>77263061
I'm sure some people are, but anyone who spends every single day talking about SSM for years is legitimately braindead and beyond hope.
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>>77263096
What the actual fuck are you talking about? The NHS has never had more funding.
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>>77263114
Would you say the same about someone who talks about football every day?
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>>77263114
I'd say anyone who spends years slaving is braindead.
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>>77263112
I put in plenty of effort, I keep myself in shape, try to dress nicely, try to really put in effort to give us nice romantic evenings, cook her nice meals all the time etc. I earn more than she does, but obviously I'm not on six figures lad. I have my hobbies and am handy round the house. It's just I see couples who aren't even doing as well as us overall where the woman obviously puts in effort for her guy to try and look the part and be enticing and so on. I have friends who have talked about what their gfs/wives do for them and it's almost alien how much they seem to care about effort in intimacy and sex appeal and stuff. Did I just land with the runt of the litter in that regard?
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Nice one lads. Use this lull in SSM live content to quickly get the daily neets vs wagies battle out the way.
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>>77263133
I genuinely cannot believe people eat stuff like that microwave meal for dinner every single day. It's barely even pig feed. The goyslopification of food has been a crime against humanity.
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>>77263102
They are looking for you mate.
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*AHEM*

Fuck. NEETs.
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>>77263136
No I think you're not enough to get her hot lad. You should look at the other couples and look what the man is doing. He's going to be more exciting than you in at least some respect. And if you can't see it then it's probably just his sexual performance is very good.
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>>77261619
well he didused to trade his arse in for pints with the local boomers at the working mens club

>>77261285
corr who is this wench? name?
>>77260230
just an alternative way of saying [redacted] innit. it could mean different things at different times.
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>>77263102
It'll be all over facebook.
Some 30 yr old Ukranian nonce has been walking into schools around the county and chatting up the year 10's
Facebergers going mental, and rightly so. Have a look for us anon, why is the helicopter there?
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>>77263133
After this strong opening the statement kicked off the daily NEETs vs Wagies battle, the game was on. How would the wagies counter?
>>77263154
It didn't take long for the first response to fly in. A concise, yet hard hitting message left for NEETs to ponder.

What will happen next? Stay tuned for more.
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>>77263133
Sure mate, yeah NEETs are definitely eating full steak dinners every night! Prat.
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>>77263179
Enjoy your 24g protein, slop slurping drone.
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>>77263179
I do mate. Grass fed meat too. It's called top rate PIP.
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>It's called top rate PIP
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>>77263214
Are you trying to say that I'm SSM?
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>>77263186
Absolute tip top rate PIP is 470 a month, or approximately 16 quid a day. Yeah I'm sure you're having a fucking grass-fed bone-in ribeye with all the trimmings every single day.
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>>77263214
It's a good start, but it's not fat enough or smelly enough.
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>>77263220
plus the 600 from top rate ESA lad, you forgot that. He probably has his rent and council tax covered 100% so 1100 odd in hand a month is plenty to eat steak every day.
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>>77263119
Do you understand inflation lad?
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>>77263214
>the same guy who spends his days making SSM ai images is a wagie sympathizer

strange crossover here lad
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>>77263220
>>77263229
Exactly. I get top rate ESA too, rent and council tax covered, plus my mum gives me a few hundred quid a month when she gets paid.
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>it's all just one person doing the thing I don't like, couldn't possibly be someone else doing the thing, no it's just one person doing thing
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>>77263129
An equivalent comparison would be someone who spent every day talking about the same unknown footballer and obsessing over every detail of their life.
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>>77263243
Wagies think we all live in poverty. Most neets live better than wagies. Cost of living crisis is non existent to me.
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>>77263238
Some days I support NEETS, some days I support wagies.
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>>77263253
To be honest the cost of living crisis did hit me a bit, but the only thing I changed was I started buying beer in cans instead of bottles, and I just see a prostitute once a month instead of once a fortnight. That covers the increase in prices.
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>his mummy has to give him some pocket money every month because his bennies don't cover his costs
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>>77263214
Needs a CEX customer of the year plaque in the background if the gAyI can manage that.
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>>77263266
Depends what you mean by "my costs". The bennies cover all the essentials and then some, I spend the extra money from my mum on luxuries.
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ALL NEETS REPORT IN I REPEAT ALL NEETS REPORT IN WE ARE UNDER ATTACK I REPEAT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!
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>actually yeah I do have sex - once a month (read: only 12 times a year) and it's a blown out frumpy trafficked eastern european whore with a monobrow, oh and yeah I have to pay her for it
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>>77263276
Could you ask them to come back after breakfast?
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>>77263253
You are probably better off as most people are in debt, but then you also probably don't have a car, your own property or a gf

Depends on what you want in life, I don't begrudge NEETs who just want to stay at home and do nothing with their life.
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>>77263282
Nope it's always a gorgeous English bird and she's always well groomed. I reckon she's better looking than anyone who'd shag you for free.
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>>77263289
I have a motability car. When my parents die I'll inherit their property. I've had gfs in the past but I choose just go to professionals now because they're a lot more attractive and less hassle.
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>get excited as thought i found a bedsit/studio in the area of my grad job for only 500 bongs a month with all bills included
>want to do a viewing and snap it up right away
>press 'call' to see number
>oh sorry this listing is expired, fuck you

THEN FUCKING TAKE IT OFF THE SITE OR SAY ITS GONE ON THE ACTUAL PAGE ITSELF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>77263294
Go on then, post her profile...
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>>77263304
I don't have her adultwork profile, I found her locally. I'm sure she has one but no idea what it is.
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>>77263289
The odds are he lives in a large city where realistically he doesn't want or need a car, food is easily obtained via delivery services, transport across a city is maybe 6 quid on bus 15 in a taxi fiver on a train. Having a car isn't as big a deal for the wealthy neet as it seems.
Owning your own house, mortgage paid is something most employed dont achieve until their 50's so that irrelevent, all his maintainence costs are covered by the landlord, new boilers, windows electrical all free etc.
As far as "a gf" he can just hire an escort who will do things no decent woman would.
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>>77263300
Take a pic of your car then, block out the plates and show us. Actual disability or just grifting the system?

>>77263313
Umm, maybe you could try looking up her name? Just a thought.
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>Hurr hurr wagies seething
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>>77263302
Gumtree? They notorious for leaving expired properties up for rent for months on end
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Why Yes I did just purchase some new Blu-rays.
>Sophia Loren box set
>My Fair Lady
>Fiddler on the Roof (love me musicals simple as)
>Pleasure (porno film)
>Benedetta (horny nun film by Veerhoeven)
Watched a cracking film last night called A History of Violence, any you lads seen it? Got for 25p in charity shop.
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>>77263089
Just my family are celtic supporters, I dont follow football, altho my mum married a hun
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>>77263325
I have social anxiety so I can't use public transport lad. Heh heh heh. And no, I won't take a photo of my car.
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>buying blu-rays when you can download them from private trackers for free
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>>77263331
Nah, some site called spareroom.
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>>77263336
So why make your username on discord celtic themed? You must have no hobbies, interests or personality of your own.
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I am esa+pipmaxxed myself but i wouldn't pretend it's not quite an empty life, its just i find it more cringe when wagies cope that filling out spreadsheets all day is a noble endeavour in comparison, i worked in an office for 3 years, it's all soul crushing
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>>77263339
Private trackers are for trannies
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Decided I'm done playing the chad wagie and will now play the character of chad neet.
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>>77263339
What private trackers? All the good ones are impossible to get into.
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>>77263361
Not for much longer lad. He's getting work-shy dossers back into work.
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>>77263345
That was justr a wee joke, i dont use discord. Although i probably had a name like that on yahoo messenger in the 2000s due to something like your aforementioned reasons.
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>>77263243
>>77263361
might have to look into esa, I'm pip and uc maxxed but wouldn't hurt to get an extra few hundred quid a month.
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>>77263361
Lad, I hope you didn't kill that girl.
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>>77263384
Do it lad. The dumb slaves pay for it all.
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>>77263388
don't think I've paid enough NI
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>>77263379
They make the EXACT. SAME. STATEMENTS. every couple of years. I can distinctly remember at least four previous 'back to work drives' to end 'benefits abuse'. It never actually happens. The government is useless. Also do we really think that Labour isn't going to just reverse anything that does happen as soon as they're implemented? It's a joke. The whole 13 years meme is a bit cliche at this point, but it really does stand. Tories are fucking faggots.
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>not having a respectable physical media collection
When the internet goes down during the English Civil War I'll have the last laugh in my fallout bunker watching episodes of Bottom on DVD.
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>>77263379
Makes me giggle this grammar schooled PPE at oxford toff larper geek thinks he knows the first thing about work
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>>77263361
I only lasted 7 months in an office job, it was a good job too, not admin or anything like that. Analyst role. Office stuff is too stressful and draining. Could not cope with all the deadlines, the never ending projects, and constant communication and meetings. I lasted longer in manual labour. Shame that pays like shit.
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>>77263395
If you've got Red Dwarf I might pop around, or watch with binoculars from a distance if you show it on a screen outside like in A boy and his dog.
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Me? I'm too autistic to reasonably work a full time job in most environments. I'm a liability to an employer due to my susceptibility to meltdowns and time off sick. If I'm in the mood, I simply won't turn up for work.
So yes, I claim benefits. However, as a result I've accepted a lesser quality of life. For example, I'll probably never have a relationship, never have my own place, live with my parents, have limited income.
I have accepted this way of life and I am content and happy whereas in a job, wrecking my mental health, I'd probably be suicidal. Simple as.
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>>77263422
I'd let you in lad, any Red Dwarf fan is a friend of mine. Forgot about that film it's a cracker, haven't seen it in ages.
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kinell it me or is prosecco like 98 percent air?
Awful stuff, but it's the only booze in the house.
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>>77263406
Yea in the office i was basically OK when i got left alone to do my thing, it was just literally everything else (stuff not related to work)-like the noise, sensory environment, phones going off constantly, chit chat, constant draining socialising, and then at some point i realised oh wait - THAT stuff is what most ppl, deep down, actually go to work for - or at least, if you took it away, they wouldnt want to go to work anymore. Whereas for me if you could remove all that and just leave me alone somewhere to do tasks for money id do that. Its just that those jobs are so rare to the point i wonder if they even exist.
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>>77263432
Cheers lad, I'll bring some rat kebabs!
Yeah it's a corker of a film.
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>that radio advert with the negro cooing over a baby
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>77263448
https://somafm.com/
warning, around 4pm some of the stations go a bit BAME-Y
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>>77263447
You ever seen Threads? Grim film that, but quite funny how everyone turns into grunting retards after the bomb.
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>>77263426
My dream job is something with animals but you need to be a turbo normie for that too, its basically reserved for chad-lite vet students
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>>77263426
>>77263426
>never have my own place
If you save up enough benefits or are prepared to compromise on location, you can get yourself a nice PIP Palace.
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>>77263477
I've thought about going back to study something but I'm nearly 30 so what's the point when I couldn't hold a job afterwards anyway?
>>77263480
I'd be happy with a wee council flat to be honest as long as it wasn't in one of the blocks filled with druggies. Harder to get housing than it used to be. My mum doesn't want me to move out anyway and it's mutually beneficial as I contribute to bills and food and help them out with technology stuff.
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>>77263472
Yeah i've seen it it was very grim, theres a partial series on YT thats similar ;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors_(1975_TV_series)
Pretty decent.
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>>77263378
HDBits. If you can't get in then you can always use YIFY
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>>77263477
Plenty of animal charities need volunteers, fosterers, help organising their public charity days, fundraising, social media posting, taking photo's, interviewing people to get stories to publish, general paperwork and so on. It's there if you want it, they all want volunteers.
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>>77263458
Cann't get the site to work. It's probably uBo but I refuse to disable it.
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>>77263500
Yeah that's true, truth is I just like having physical copies with no compression. YIFY though? They are total shite for Pajeets watching on their phones. Fair play though, enjoy films whatever way you want as long as you enjoy them.
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>>77263509
There's only 2 domains, somafm.com and stripe.com
idk why Ubo would block it. There's no ads on the page either, strange. Shame, it's a good list of stations. There are other radio station sites, uk radio is dogshite propaganda.
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>>77263506
Did a few shifts in a Cats Protection shop but the other charity i was volunteering (BHF) ended up taking up too much time to do both which was annoying, shouldve stayed there, i will look into trying this stuff over the summer, I just feel so useless as a person I feel more like i'm burdening them than helping
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Glad the other troll thread has finally been deleted.
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Fallout 4 next gen upgrade today, could be worth a look especially for 60fps performance mode. Not as good of an RPG as New Vegas but still a decent game.
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>>77263542
Thanks lad, I'd forgotten about that, will download it again and take a look.
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>tfw no gf to listen to me point out minor plot holes in Doctor Who
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>>77263538
starting any physical job takes getting used to, longer if one has an illness. Build up a idea of what charities your interested in before getting ready to volunteer and things you WANT to get out of it , time with animals, making money for the charity, social contact, that sort of thing so you have a better idea how to proceed when the time comes. Me, fundraising.
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I worked in a warehouse one day before doing my back in because they didn't give me any manual handling training.
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The worst part about Fallout 3 is navigating the fucking tunnels in DC. Pain in the arse.
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>>77263541
Might make another one at 400 posts.
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I will admit I miss the britfeel of 10 years ago with multiple threads a day, the peepeepoopoo memes and the feel street pics.
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>>77263529
Got it to work in incognito mode so uBo or another one of my browser extensions is blocking something
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>>77263649
good job lad, I hope you find a station you like :)
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Could have sworn I had a Fallout 4 GOTY disc lying about. Fuck sake. Should have got the digital in the sale.
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>I think your carer should stop you making very strange videos, has your mental health carer allowed you to do his? I really dont think its very nice them allowing a 65yr old, clearly slightly gone both weight and head wise to allow you to make such a show of yourself on social media. If I was your parent I would contact your carers agency and ask them to stop these tragic vids I really would.
>Anyway, I hope you get well soon and your carers take better care of you.
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>>77263815
how does he do that?
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>>77263830
he has to do it to relieve is SVTs
he stop eating sponge pudding so fingers crossed he won't have any more episodes
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>>77263815
He's fucking fit as a fiddle, if i did that my brain would explode and I'd do my back in.
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>>77263649
I have ublock origin and it works for me. So it's probably a different extension blocking it.
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How is an average guy supposed to compete when literally any woman can buy a ten speed vibrator, clit-stim, 12x10 inches of rammable silicone that never goes soft and flexible jelly dong butt sausage for under a hundred quid altogether? Just look at how much her pelvic muscles are contracting. She literally pisses herself it's so intense.
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You incels probably wont believe me but i just had sex
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sometimes he shit himself mid handstand
well he's got to push the wind out hasn't he?
it not fucking right
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Wow, called up estate agent to book a viewing and ask for some information about a flat. The women on the phone sounded like she would rather be anywhere else than talk to me. Didn't get a viewing, said none available next week and then hung up? Well, fuck you too. Brilliant start to my wagie life.
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Discovered a new porn star named Shrooms Q that I'm quite a fan of. Weird fit crackhead body with nice little tits and a juicy pussy. Lush.
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>>77263815
OMG babe I can't believe this the bloody cheek of it, any other drama in the comments, girl?
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>>77263944
Had my eye on her for a little while as well, lad. She's got that odd but somehow cute/sexy look that you see every now and then. It doesn't always present the same way, but I'm thinking people like her, Coco Lovelock, Yhivi, Ohana Petite, Baby Kxtten, Meow Miu, Mia Grandy and Elsa Jean to some extent. Probably some more I'm not remembering right now but off the top of my head those are the ones.
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>>77263936
Estate agent/letting agent wagies are often up their own arse just like medical receptionists i find. Probly with so much demand on housing now as well theyre even worse. They need reminded tehy're menial plebs.
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Do audio webms work on r9k? I made a wee ssm one but i dont remember if its allowed
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Nd heres some wagies in Paris shuffling to the wagie train
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>Nd heres some wagies in Paris shuffling to the wagie train
XD
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>>77264066
Now watch some wagies cope by saying 'i work from home!'. Like slaving your life away from home is a good thing. HOWLING
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>>77264057
Nah, wish they were allowed, opens up so many more possibilities.
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Dossers and their constant need for drama
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>>77263815
TMAO more like TIA am I right cardiac sisters.
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Wish a cute girl would show me her feet and let me just smoooosh my face in there
I would work at a job every day for that
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>>77264073
I work outdoors

Its was 5c and raining with brief periods of snow/hail today
Its also minimum wage

As shit as it may appear, its 4x better than being a dosser
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>>77264001
I wonder why she chose the weird name. Anyway, I love her body type a lot. Not too keen on her arse tattoo. I like alt girls with tattoos but that thing is awful. I'll have to check out some of the others you mentioned.
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rozzers at the door again fuck sake. what did i do this time
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>>77264248
Did you shoot the sheriff but not the deputy?
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>>77264248
Rozzers at the door but you've got time to inform the laddingtons at /britfeel/ about it
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crikey it's the albanian rozzers
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>>77264196
No it isn't. It takes effort to be surpremely ok with dossing, it's not something you do as a holiday (which are short term breaks for wagies so you dont piss and shit yourselves after 6 months)
Dossing requires stamina, planning, management and critical thinking as well as a steel will to challenge your perceptions of yourself and the world.
Wagies are the cattle class that simply do what their superiors tell them to do thoughtlessly.
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>>77264297
Just point and laugh at their white eyebrows
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>>77264298
>that simply do what their superiors tell them to do thoughtlessly.

Yeah lad, like signing on, attending bennies meetings, spacker courses, assessments
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>>77264347
bennies chads may attend 1 meeting a month for 30 minutes and wagies have to do what they are told all the time, every day.
There's no comparison lol
dosser chads win.
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Job Centres are fucking grim and it's as simple as that.
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>>77264298
You don't know what a job is actually like
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>>77264297
Classic James May
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>>77264386
Factually incorrect.
I started working at 16 and knocked it on the head at 27
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>As shit as it may appear, its 4x better than being a dosser
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>>77264469
You absolutely ruined that lad
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>>77264453
Sorry I should have said you don't know what a decent professional job is actually like.
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>>77264371
They have been like that from the start. I think it is intentional.
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>>77264554
>decent professional job
define this and i can tell you if I've done one if you're interested.
Bit ambiguous and nebulous otherwise.
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Driving test is next week and I'm using my own car so I've checked everything is in working order. Topped up everything but I've noticed one of my tyres is starting to perish despite the tread depth being okay. Am I fucked lads? Worried the examiner will say its not fit to drive.
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>>77264628
20p Test
If the outer band of the 20p coin is obscured when it is inserted, then your tread is above the legal limit. If the outer band of the coin is visible, then your tyres may be illegal and unsafe and should be checked immediately by a qualified tyre professional.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F-HmK6-s8M
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Some bourgeois middle management slop that contributes nothing to the world
If U can't describe your job in 3 words it shouldnt exist
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>>77264668
Not done that but the tread looks alright to me, it's just the fact it's starting to crack
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>>77263395
Need to get my bunker up and running first.
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>>77264600
Well it would be a job where you don't just do what your superiors tell you to thoughtlessly
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>>77264731
If the examiner mentions it just try and laugh it off saying 'well its not any more dangerous than my driving hahaha'.
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I suspect that cross lad is in fact a tranner.
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>"I've got no interest in Celtic or football in general"
>Calls himself "Henrik Larsson 1888 CFC Fanatic" on the internet
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Diversity is code for no white ppl, at the moment theres too many of us in this country to enforce that strictly, but its already policy to get rid of as many as possible without making it too obvious.
If(when) we are outnumbered, they will simply enforce anti-white employment quotas as a given.
Meritocracy is a standard followed by whites. Your skills mean nothing when bossman Abdul's choise is between you or one of his 3 cousins.
Even if he WANTED to choose you for whatever reason, the anti-white social pressure would leave him open to questions from HR, it would be easier to go with the flow, as everybody already does on a smaller scale every single day already.
Long live Scotland as the white man's land and let us learn from the mistakes of our southern neighbours. And BUILD A BIGGER WALL
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>>77264809
I'm straight male just got low t from fluoxetine just now.
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>>77264792
(You) Don't have the charisma to pull that one off.
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I won't work. The world has failed me.
Fuck wagies you pay for my bennies
REEEEEEE brown people stealing our jobs
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>>77264842
Been on it 10 years meself. Is that why I've got man tits?
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What do you need for housing benefits?
How many mental problems do you need to get all the disability benefits?
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>>77264851
Im saying they will steal YOUR jobs. Its empathy for wagies.
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>>77264874
Does it really still work after that long? Thats a bit of a whitepill i always heard it fizzles out after a while what dose are you on now ?
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>>77264905
The highest dose mate, I tried going off it for a while but didn't work out.
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Away for a run
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>>77264878
>What do you need for housing benefits?
Be unemployed. The DWP pay your rent to the amount of local council rent rates.
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anyone here ever cum inside a whore? been offered bareback from the one I see semi-regularly and I'm wonder what the risks are.
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>>77264986
Yes lad came inside my fleshlights loads of times. In fact lost my virginity to Stoya.
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Most flats are fully unfurnished. I'm even going to have to buy a fucking fridge. What happens if I fuck the job up and don't pass the three month probation? Am fucked and stuck in a 6 month or longer contract, plus the contracts for things like internet. Should I really be looking at a house share instead? Seems a bit grim.
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I'll never live in a flat. Not in a million, billion years will you see me rotting away in a fucking flat.
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>>77264986
no never, if she offers it to you, she will be offering it to others too. dont be stupid lad.
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>>77265058
unfurnished often still includes appliances. best is a minally furnished one that you can still add some of your own stuff to

having your own flat would make the job easier (more relaxing away from it) and also give you an incentive to keep at it
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>>77264940
What happens when you do get a job? Does it get stopped or just reduced?
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>>77264986
Sounds like a way to ruin your life for no reason, probably shouldnt even do that with a normal girl who isnt a whore.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sARuFu-tc
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>>77265123
Lad if you can't find this out for yourself then you'll be best staying with mummy forever, the world is too complicated for you.
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>>77265160
Cope you dont know the answer
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>>77265160
The government website isnt very clear.
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Only pic rel will do for my neet bum:)
Anything less gives you piles.
Thats from sitting down all day as a stay at home security guard. Right now Im more worried about DVT though.
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>Cope you dont know the answer
I TROLL U TEEHEE XD

>>77265227
https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/
You can arrange to speak with someone and they'll go over all your questions and will be more helpful when it comes to local council rates. Good luck lad I hope you make it and thrive in your own place. Don't forget my invite to your house/flat warming party lol.
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>when the DVT drops
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>>77265111
Best I saw was one that had some kitchen stuff like a fridge, freezer, washing machine and oven. That's it. That's 650 a month. But the rest of the stuff I would need to buy myself like a microwave, hoover, bed, mattress, tables, desks, wardrobes, drawers etc. I guess for the first couple months I could only get the bare minimum. Bed, mattress, microwave, computer desk, single computer chair and wardrobe to chuck clothes and everything else in. Use boxes for storage for everything else. Once I know the job is going okay I could start to properly furnish it. I guess I have to make sure to at the bare minimum not to fuck up the job and get fired for at least the length of the contract of the lease. So 6 - 12 months or whatever it is. Pressure is going to be on. Glad I didn't agree to start earlier now, I'm going to have to really get my mental well-being solid for this.

My other options are house shares. They are cheaper and all mostly all bills included but not very relaxing like you said. All bills included studio/bedsits would be ideal but none available in the area, when they get snapped up right away.
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>>77265274
I figured it out, I thought maybe they wouldnt pay anything because on the "housing benefit" page it says you can only make new claim if your a pensioner or disabled.
Its UC now, that specifies you can get more for housing costs, cheers though.
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>citizens advice
They are absolutely fucking useless there.
I went for advice on rent arrears and I watched the woman walk over to a computer and open up Google and print off a load of contact numbers.
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Another day, Another day without Sophie's fat ass on my face.
Life is pain.
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>>77265334
looks a bit like a mean ex
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>>77265330
That's what they do mate. They're not trained. What were you expecting? I went in Feb for my PIP forms, as I'm a NEET. And yeah, the guy barely did anything on the forms.
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Sink I have that bipolar disorder
AKA being mental
Will not take the loopy pills like certain ancestors though
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>>77265348
Your ex? Or a ex in general? I wish Sophie was my ex. It'd mean we'd have dated.
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Funny how they forced the vaccine down our throats but euthanasia is a bridge 2 far
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>>77265330
My sister used to work there. She used to tell me stories of the right mongs who would show up moaning about everything. I remember once story she told me of a bloke who came in fuming about how their friend broke their toaster, friend not paying for ir, and the police won't help.
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>>77265430
Based. They're cunts in there.
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Taking my ancient cat to see the vet soon, just a check up really.
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>>77265461
What era is he from, lad? The Ptolemaic?
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Why won't Sophie notice me bros?
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>>77265503
She seems like a basic whore lad why are you obsessed?
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>>77265461
Give a lot of treats when you back
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>>77265520
Because she's so amazing and special
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>>77265531
Right, you're a spakker. Fair enough lad. Any nudes?
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>>77265541
Here you go. Here she is in all her beauty.
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>>77265531
Fucking boring lad come up with something mental
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Say hello to my little lads
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>>77265550
Phwoar lad might spurt my creamy muck muck to that later.
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>>77265553
I imagine her pushing out a turd into my willing mouth. I do this often, Especailly after finding this pic.
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>>77265567
Corr look at the size of that font
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>>77265530
Good idea, ill get some in the weekly shop, she really hates the car ride.
She just sits there eyes narrow and baring her teeth the whole way. (still friendly though, wont bite me or anything like that)
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>>77265576
Alright now we're cooking. Build on that. Maybe say you've smelled your mum's shit after she's used the toilet and you've sat in there wanking thinking of Sophie shitting in your mouth. Something like that. I'm just brainstorming here.
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>>77265674
I'm being serious anon. I am devoted to Sophie. I am not trolling.
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He's deleted his 3 hour live from earlier. Wonder if EE called him back
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>>77265694
Why have I never seen this sophie mentioned in britfeel before
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laid in bed scrolling 4chan and drinking sparkling wine from the bottle on a thursday afternoon like the autistic waste of skin I am.
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There's a lass in her 20s down the street and I always post threatening letters to her address for a laugh, never from the same post box and always change my handwriting. Seen she posted on the Nextdoor app about it and the police said they can't do much about it.
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>>77265720
I've posted her on 4chan since around 2017, Anon. Her boyfriend leaked her nudes, and I fell in love.
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>>77265747
Lay off the larp ruthmong.
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>>77265324
UC has replaced housing benefits. UC includes HB now, they only pay local council rates though lad. So if a 1 bedroom council flat is 400 bong a month that's what they'll pay you, if you're unemployed or low earner. Should you get yourself a 2 bedroom flat, private or council and it costs you 600 bong a month they will only pay 400 to you.
Apply for UC and if you get nothing because you earn too much your UC claim will close after 6 zero payments, so 6 months. If you lose your job in that time then you know you'll receive UC and rent payments just keep in mind the local rent rates.
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>>77265598
He needs big fonts so he can read through his constant tears
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another day spaffing to trannys telling me to suck their cock. Day well spent!
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The government should include sex coupons with my PIP and ESA. Legally they should be able to be used with any woman I want aged 16+. If I confront a woman they can't legally say no. Simple as that. The coupon is good for one cum so I could fake it with some mayo to keep going.
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>>77265797
>aged 16+

Why?
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>>77265804
Cause I'm not a nonce and 16 is acceptable in most countries. 16 to 50. Any younger or older and you're sick.
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>>77265835
Surely you're also sick if you want the government to give out rape tokens?
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>>77265835
Why limit yourself to 50? You know Susanna Reid is 53
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for me, it's 22-55
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Extra coupons could be earned through community work. 1kg of litter for 1 extra coupon.
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>>77265889
Maybe you don't have a gf because you don't see women as people?
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>>77265866
I would SMASH susanna reid
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>>77265906
Cooorrrr, up her arse or up her pussy?
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>>77265840
It's not rape is sanctioned national duty for women to let us fuck them. No matter what even if they're married. Deano has no say.
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>>77265937
Personally I'd smash her face in with a frying pan then fuck her arse with a slinky.
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>>77265949
It's definitely rape. Thankfully it will never happen outside of the depraved fantasies of a fuckwit who fucked up his one and only life.
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I love MILF's. Especially uptight ones.
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>>77266001
It's not rape if it's part of the social contract.
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>>77266001
You're really bent out of shape about some online larping. Maybe a coupon would do you good.
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>>77266032
if he's picked up enough litter
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Some of you cunts are really weird.
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Some of you cunts are really normal.
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Some of you cunts there's just no hope for
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Some of you cunts don't worry. It's gunna be okay
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Not NEETcist, just don't like 'em. Love me job, love me Income, love me house, love me gf, simple as.
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White girls just want to have fun
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Found an all bills included double bed room with ensuite in house share, but it has a small fridge, and sink in the room too which is neat. If I can get a microwave and portable oven I'd be living like SSM while saving money. All I'd need kitchen for would be freezer, pots and pans, hob, and washing machine. Will call and ask how many other people would use the communal kitchen max. If it's like 3 others or less I could live with that, especially since I'd have my own minifridge and microwave in my room. If it's more I'd need to think about it. Hopefully the room is big.
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>>77266236
It's amazing how quickly the entire housing market of the UK is approaching the level of Hong Kong, despite being several thousand times as big
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>>77261651
felt cheeky, lads
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>>77266275
Yes, it fucking sucks badly lad. It's going to take me a while to settle on something and it won't be ideal whatever I end up going with.
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>>77266236
What if your housemates turn out to be serial killers
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Somebody please just make a new thread already, this one has died long ago.
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>>77266333
Wouldn't be very good serial killers if they're killing their own housemates
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>>77266333
Could make for a good story if he survives.
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>>77266333
Then I'd be dead. But on the other shoe what if they turn out to be outgoing friendly people who will invite me on nights out and I'll finally get myself a gf? Or what if they are fit girls and the magic gf bus is real and it's actually a magic gf house share?

But jokes aside, I really don't want to share with more than 3 others max. Feel like it would be too loud with more people and more chances of loud normies drinking at all hours. I need my sleep.
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>>77266368
As you wish lad
New thread lads
>>77266400
>>77266400
>>77266400
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Non troII edition

>>77266433
>>77266433
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>>77266403
>>77266435
Both shit and too early anyway, fuck off
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Had a visit from some debt collection company called Resolvecall. Wasn't in but they left a card telling me to contact them even though I have no debts lol. A quick Google search and look through reviews shows it's just a bunch of scammers buying old statute barred debts. Fucking scum ain't getting a penny off me.
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>>77266435
How is the other thread a troll thread lad? Seems you just want to thread split to twoll us XD
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>>77266435
this one lads, definitely the better one.
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>>77266526
nah its already full of gimmick spam x
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>>77266547
The other thread op did that out of spite.
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I will just chill here for now
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>>77266464
never engage with rogue debt collectors, they have no power. report them to police for harassment if they keep coming back
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>>77266580
Have an special last lads pic for company. When is pay day?
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Texting my dad soon so i'm 2 anxious to think about threads and posts and stuff like that
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>>77266721
When I have to do things and I'm nervous I'll have a stronk beer. Just 1 maybe 1 and a half, but not get drunk, just a slight happy buzz.
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>>77266721
I sit next to your da at Celtic Park. He says you're a VL.
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Why go in a new thread when this one's still got some life left in it corr
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>>77264932
they did that perspective trick to make him look taller innit

he probably running miles out infront kek
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everything that cross lad posts has bare feet

pretty sure he is actually footmong posting under a different persona because he to ashamed to admit he got fired



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