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What kind of stuff do titcows get up to? I find it hard to believe women like this just live a normal ass boring life with 10 kilos of tits stuck to their body
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>>77262061
the girls with big tits have the biggest problems
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>>77262072
>mo tits mo problems
I doubt that mayne
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>>77262072
>the girls with big tits have the biggest problems
>>77262077
>I doubt that mayne
girls with giant boobs have problems from every direction, other girls being jealous and taunting them, men not realizing they are 14 and asking if they want to bang, then if they ever get into trouble giant tits is like double pussy pass.

They are completely fucked up from the get go, no wonder they go insane and think cutting up their tits is a great idea. If there is anything Women want is to be part of the group.
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>>77262111
>no wonder they go insane and think cutting up their tits is a great idea
I hate that they do that, imagine being given a body that is the epitome of the female form and then mutilating it, I swear it is demons in their head making them do it
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milkers milkers in my face
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>>77262061
Your thread is a relief after clicking that webm in that gore thread, thank you.
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>>77262415
Allow me to bleach your eyes with milkers anon
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>>77262111
>other girls being jealous and taunting them
I've seen this in real life, calling the titcow a slut behind their back and constantly talking shit, women are so cruel
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Should I have a seperate folder for enhanced titties and implants?
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>>77262180
>Demons
It is, look up Jerry marzinsky
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>>77262072
Wish I had their problems uh
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>>77264060
Are you a girl though, because those are girl problems
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>>77262718
>Tfw will never wake up to a view like this
It hurts bros
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>>77265628
>tfw
I know that feel anon
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Imagine getting titmogged. Not you, right fembot?
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>>77266051
Anons think that I feel superior and smug because I have big tits when the small chested girls literally have it better in looking pretty and cute
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>>77266086
All tits are good tits imo, but big tits are life
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>>77266051
Is that Mady?
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someone wanted this pic the other day but i was at work
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>>77266645
here's da other one i have
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>>77262061
How do I get a titcow off a dating app?
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Still have pics from 20 years ago lol
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>>77262180
>I hate that they do that, imagine being given a body that is the epitome of the female form and then mutilating it, I swear it is demons in their head making them do it
it hurts bruh
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Hypothetically if a titcow was lurking this thread, what would you want to ask her?
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>>77266936
thats an obese hog
I feel like tit fetishists have 0 taste, I'd rather have lithe slim woman with A cups than hogs like this. Tits are only valuable on otherwise attractive bodies
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>>77267570
Something along the lines of "Will you be my gf?"
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>>77266936
Dating apps have algorithms that learn your preferences just keep swiping on them and you will see more titcows being selective instead of mass swipes is best. Also paying for the premium version of the app will boost your account giving you better chances.
Just don't mention her boobs unless she brings it up.
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>>77267791
>Also paying for the premium version of the app will boost your account
dating apps don't work unless you're in the top 5% bro
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>>77266051
>men: That poor girl on the left!
>women: That poor girl on the right!
In case it's not obvious. All of you are fucking morons. No woman wants gigantic tits. Unwanted attention, bodily pain, bras cost $100 each, and incels act like they should be grateful for them. I encourage all women with tits this size to consider reductions and I know several who have
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>>77267878
>No woman wants gigantic tits
many women revel in the attention retard
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>>77262061
I need a nerdy titcow gf who will send me nudes throughout the day so bad bros
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>>77267570
>Hypothetically if a titcow was lurking this thread, what would you want to ask her?
may I be your bf?
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@77267570
Are you that retard that comes into every titcow thread for the last 5 years and attempts to acquire simps? please fuck off out of this thread

t. OP
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>>77267570
Supposing that a titcow fembot was browsing this specific thread, I'd like to ask her if she'd be willing to elaborate more on what her tits are like and provide a description: measurements, bra size, nipple/areolae color and size, are her tits veiny, how sensitive they are, those sorts of things.
She should ideally provide a pic reference too, but I just enjoy discussing and hearing about women's assets in general, so I can fantasize in the absence of visual evidence.
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>>77267570
I already commented above
And yes, I still think having small breasts are better
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>>77268385
>@ID number
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>>77268556
Inferior chestlet. You are objectively inferior just as manlets are inferior to men.

You cannot induce pleasure in men the way real women can by engulfing their cocks between soft, fat tits. You are not a woman. You are a chestlet. You are trash.
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I wish to aquire a northern irish titcow
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>>77268814
You are literally retard. I have big tits and actually can say they suck. Also titfucking sucks, I hated when I did as does nothing to pleasure me
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>>77268924
Shut your mouth. You are either a retarded chestlet larping or a retarded man larping. Anyone with half a brain should know titfucking isn't for the woman just like a blowjob isn't... but what else should one expect from inferior scum.
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>>77268924
>Also titfucking sucks, I hated when I did as does nothing to pleasure me
Thinking sexual acts are for womens pleasure...
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>>77268108
This would be the dream
>Come home after a long day at work
>Cuddle with her and stuff my face under her shirt
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>>77269258
I liked when he licked and sucked on my nipples, but no, gotta ask to do that retarded thing that he saw in porn
"Suck your own tits, femanon! Please."
Lick your own arm, it tastes like that
God I hate that retard. I am convinced girls with small tits get loving boyfriends that truly appreciate them
>>77268970
If I could wipe all porn involving that shit act and make retarded men like you miserable, I would do in a second.
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>>77269340
>I liked when he licked and sucked on my nipples
That didn't bring any pleasure to him, so why are you complaining about having to do something that didn't bring you any pleasure?
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>>77269403
At least he got really horny over it and seemed to enjoy doing it
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>>77269422
Sure, I'm sure he did, I enjoy it as well, but that doesn't change the fact it doesn't provide any direct pleasure to us. All I'm trying to suggest is that complaining about having to spend a few minutes tittyfucking because it didn't provide any you pleasure is a bit hypocritical if your partner did something for you that didn't provide him any pleasure. You don't enjoy it at all, I recognize that, but making each other feel good involves some give and take.
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>>77269340
You are painfully incompetent. You do know that, right?

You don't honestly think you're as intelligent as I or the other anon you're talking to, do you? If you do, you are living Dunning-Krueger. You just had to get your hand walked through the idea of doing something selfless during sex to satisfy your partner.

Holy shit, you're retarded. Seriously consider suicide at this point.
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>>77268899
Holy shit balls wtf
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>>77262378
God damn it. How fucking hard is it not to have the shitter in the background of your selfies?? Like, here, let me show off my giant rack but, oh, by the way, I'm going to include literally the least sexy object conceived of by man in the back ground. Fuck off whore!



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