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>Be me
>Want a GF
>Shouldn't be a 10/10 model, I am ok with 6/10
>Must be a gamer
>Must be an otaku/geek
>virgin (I am demisexual so this matters and I am a virgin myself)
>Dont smoke/take drugs or drink alcohol (I don't do anything of those so I am allowed to list this as a requirement
>Not have onlyfans or be a porn creator in general (Hentai artist is an exception since drawing hentai requires skill unlike filming porn
>Average/skinny body weight. (I am skinny myself so I am allowed to list this as a requirement)
>Not be promiscuous (I am demisexual so its a turn off)
>Tits/ass size doesn't matter since I am a midriff guy anyway. However plastic surgery is a turn off 99 percent of the time
>Atheist(I am an atheist myself)
>Not vegan/vegetarian (Statistically relationships fail if both partners don't share similar food preferences)
>Politically moderate, No far left/far rights (Extremes are cringe)
>cisgender

Is this too much to ask for?
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>>77262762
My only standard is that she isn't fat and younger than 40, but apparently that's too mcuh to ask for.
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>>77262771
Forgot to mention. Ideal gf should be similar age as you. Otherwise it will be hard to connect and be relatable.
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>>77262762
>(I am demisexual so its a turn off)
Faggot.
>b-but it means I'm sexually attracted to roma-
Faggot. Demisexual is just "I'm a normal person who wants a connection" but made into a faggot identity to feel special. Your standards are too high for being an absolute queer, bro.
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>>77262790
Amerimutt bullshit right there
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>>77262841
I meant as in I want to have sex with a person I love. I fucking hate one night stands. It's disgusting. imagine putting your dick in someone's vagina and then forgetting them as if nothing happened. Hence why I desire my partner to have same views. Otherwise chances on them cheating me will be higher since eventually a one night standee will get nostalgic about the cock carousel
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>>77262849
I just dont see myself dating someone not from my age. Sure 40yo milfs have money and are experienced but still. I want someone I can relate to.
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>>77262841
you're right anon, OP is one of these faggoty identity freaks that has no identity and never will find it.
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>>77262762
pretty much the same requirements as me except the atheist thing and I don't know what a demisexual is lol
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>>77263111
Basically means a person who is only interested in sex with people who they are romantically involved with. I personally mostly see myself as an asexual though. I find female body hot and attractive but the sex act by itself just feels weird. I cannot understand people who do one night stands
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>>77262762
>>virgin (I am demisexual so this matters and I am a virgin myself)
I understand your pleight, OP. I am bullsexual, meaning I am only attracted and only want to have sex with other people's gfs/wives while they watch.
It's not an easy existence
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>>77263163
Yeah I mean I definitely understand the appeal from a purely physical perspective of one night stands, I'm a horny mofo, but I don't think it's good, or nearly as fulfilling for people to have meaningless sex. It's basically like fast food, quick and cheap and satisfies your base urges, but doesn't actually give you any nourishment and in fact slowly saps at your health and often leaves you feeling like shit. I'd love my first time to be with my virgin wife, where we can just give ourselves to each other completely with no baggage and nothing held back
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>>77262762
objectively speaking wanting a girl not to be a fatass has become a high standards
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>>77262762
No its not too much but you still sound like an ass hole ngl, idk but try fixing that first
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>>77263281
What exactly made me feel like an asshole to you?
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>>77263292
nta, but I think it's the pepe that does it
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>>77263252
Exactly. Like I can be horny but I feel disgusted by sex with strangers. Hell sex in general. Like a female body is hot but the insertion of pee pee into vagina just looks like something out of alien. Though it might be me being nervous about it since I never had sex
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>>77263295
What should've I used instead? Any suggestions desu?
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>>77262762
>>77263163
>Atheist
>Asexual
>Apersonal
You are a man of no substance. You are a weak anime/hentai/manga consuming nerd who has never once in his life asserted himself and is completely afraid to try. Just totally impotent. No sane woman would be attracted to this.
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>>77263356
>Atheist
I mean I can't help the fact that I am not religious. Should I ignore this and be okay with dating a religious person? I also eat pork so Islam is out of the question, and I love cheeseburgers so no Judaism because that's a no no. Two popular religions out.

>Asexual

Should I be attracted to a woman who had a phase? Why should I trust someone who views such intimate act as sex to be so casual?

>Apersonal
Elaborate what you mean desu?

Also I am potent but I agree on assertiveness, my life was alot like Sato's from Welcome to NHK. I do go out surfacemaxxing but only to buy vidya or anime figures. I mostly spend time inside
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>>77262762
>feels like he has to justify every preference and only have 'fair' preferences
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>>77262790
100% bullshit, most people don't actually change much after 16.
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>>77263427
I have hypocrites and double standards. So if I have a standard, I should also follow it. This is my life motto
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>>77263199
Interesting, I am bearsexual which means I only want to have sex with unattractive married men while their wives watch.
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>>77263445
The beauty of double standards is that it's okay to hate them in other people while forgiving them in yourself.
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>>77263454
Yes and that's retarded. Hence why I follow the same standards I expect others to have. Otherwise I am no different than assholes.
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>>77262762
>demisexual
rainbow poof detected
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>>77262888
>oooohi hate one night stands ewww fucking disgustang!!!

retard, thats what being a normal human being is.
Wasted trips, OP is a faggot
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>>77263511
No. this is what being an ape is. Fuck anything that moves.


We humans have the power to make meaningful connections. Sex is very intimate. I am not going to put my pee pee into some random person I have no connection with. intimacy is reserved for the sweetheart.
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>>77263537
>anon discovers what a romantical connection is

"demisexual" is a label invented by normies that wanted to be treated as a faggot.
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>>77262762
yeah a bit
stop treating it as a checklist, just go meet people. they can change your views pretty easily.



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