Dropping a massive deuce feels better than cumming. Is there any other natural function that feels this good or better?
function? I don't know. Ever clean your ears out though and feel weak in the knees from the eye-rolling pleasure?
cracking your bones so satisfying especially if they've been feeling stuck for a while
>>77263157For me I think eating feels more enjoyable then cumming.
>>77263315then may i introduce...
>>77263347Lil bro I won't do that. I'm a skinnyfat ugly loser.
>>77263370I wasn't telling you to troon out, I was just suggesting you eat your own cum. Unless you're saying that's what you don't want to do. But why? Also don't call yourself a loser, you're better than that.
>>77263157Scratching a spot you desperately want to scratch is almost orgasmic
>>77263413I don't want to troon out or eat my own cum. >Also don't call yourself a loser, you're better than that.I am a loser. No job, no savings, leech to my parents at 23, ugly, virgin. I could go on but you get the point. This is /r9k/, many of us are losers.
>>77263455True, who am I kidding. What's your favorite food? I wouldn't say all foods taste so good that eating it feels better than cumming. Drinking a Sprite when you're parched and ready for it is pretty good.
>>77263504>What's your favorite food?Hmmm; I think Salmon is my favorite food. Salmon and jasmine white rice is always a treat. >Drinking a Sprite when you're parched and ready for it is pretty good.I love sipping on Coca Cola while smoke a cigarette.
>>77263157Cumming first, and THEN taking a huge piss and dropping a massive deuce. Now that is what's up.
>>77263157>Dropping a massive deuce feels better than cumming.Bottom detected
>>77263520I do rice and salmon too. Sometimes with some lemon pepper and butter. Incredible. Also I figured you liked ciggies and Coca Cola. Do you drink? I throw back some vodka and wash it down with Coca Cola.
>>77263553Mmmm, salmon with lemon pepper and butter sounds yummy. >Do you drink?Very very rarely. I'm half asian, and I have this intolerance or allergic reaction to alcohol. I think it's called asian glow. Anyways, my liver has a hard time metabolizing the alcohol; I usually get super red, and my heart starts beating out of my chest most of the time. I know I would love alcohol if I didn't have this condition- but, oh well, gift and a curse if ya ask me.
>>77263157do we all just use this site on the can now
