/r9k/ - >be hikki for 6 years >take chance to fix life >ap - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/25/24(Thu)12:46:20 No.77264876

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Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)12:46:20 No.77264876 Archived

>be hikki for 6 years
>take chance to fix life
>apply for military
>denied
if only that stupid fucking recruiter didnt make me go the same week i was recovering from a bad fever. all he had to do was wait 1 more fucking week. but he mustve been slobbering to put another moron into the system before he could use his brain cells to think for a second.

life is just one big joke.

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:01:41 No.77265060

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:01:41 No.77265060

>>77264876
Can't you like, retake the entrance exam shit?

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:02:56 No.77265084

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:02:56 No.77265084

>>77264876
Oh, for the love of everything, don't join the military, especially not now.

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:09:52 No.77265163

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:09:52 No.77265163

>>77265060
got denied over medical shit. the test was piss easy i somehow scoremogged over 90% of takers.
>>77265084
im desperate. the military js basically a ticket out of poverty for me. the alternative is to spend another 6 years in this expensive shithole

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:11:56 No.77265186

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:11:56 No.77265186

Joining the military isnt gonna fix shit. It'll infact make your home life worse. Be grateful that jew recruiter didnt send your ass to Iran

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:15:12 No.77265228

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:15:12 No.77265228

>>77265186
military will give you
>a job
>free housing
>free healthcare
>pay with massive taxcuts
>free trade school
>free college
>4 years of job experience
>security clearance
nah, itll definitely solve all my problems if theyd just LET ME IN

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:16:01 No.77265236

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:16:01 No.77265236

>>77265228
Thats if you survive or dont go crazy after your tour lmao

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:17:39 No.77265255

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:17:39 No.77265255

>>77265236
im not joining the marines retard

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:19:31 No.77265280

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:19:31 No.77265280

>>77265163
But like the recruiters can just write exemptions for you
Or you can do the tactic of lying. Which, you should have done in the first place. Ahaha yeah I never took any depression medicine I just made that up it was actually my brother in law funny story....

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:22:08 No.77265311

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:22:08 No.77265311

>>77265280
you cant lie they have genesis now. and i have nothing to lie about anyways. im just too broke to navigate getting a medical waiver so im still stuck in the same spot im in

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:24:49 No.77265351

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:24:49 No.77265351

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>>77264876
why are you blaming the recruiter? you're the one that went through with it lol

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.77265428

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.77265428

>>77265351
bit complicated to explain but it was a miracle a recruiter even bothered talking to me in the first place. i had to deal with a lot of shit just to even get to the processing station. i wasnt sure exactly what they were gonna do to me there so i just nodded and did everything that was asked

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:32:22 No.77265435

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:32:22 No.77265435

>>77264876
Wait a few months for them to dick around more in Ukraine. They'll take anyone then.

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)13:34:55 No.77265468

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:34:55 No.77265468

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>>77265436
Thats really ominous. Can i get a hint?