every 4chan story:>be me >be 250 pound unshaven unwashed incel retard racist>finally get a job and exit mom's basement for first time in ten years>go to work first day>be extremely rude to everyone (especially the Jew coworker and the black coworker)>make fun of coworkers for not having arch Linux or some shit installed in every cell of their body>be really rude to female boss>stink up whole store>be rude to customers>get fired on first day>go home>complain on 4chan>"DA JOOOZ!!!!! I HATE WOMEN!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!" lol every time they act like its not their fault
>>77266325>>be 250 pound unshaven unwashed incel retard racisthe's just like me fr
>>77266325u better put me in the screencap
>>77266325Clearly this incel is better than me since he not only gets job interviews but passes them. They'll hire arch troons over me any day of the week
>>77266325Anon. This isn't 2014. tendie stories are long dead.here's every 4chan story now>be me>150 pound shaven, socially well adjusted but mildly quirky femboy:^)>pull anal beads out of ass and go on discord>bf ghosts me and i later find he's in a relationship with a GIRL!!!!>:(>anyways. anyone want to add me on discord so we can talk?
>>77266325redditors unironically think like OP
>>77266325>Every socially inept loser is a rude fat neckbeardHoly strawman
>>77266325>250 pound unshaveni'm 200 pounds but i shave my face. unless you mean body hair to which i only shave once every month or 2 months>be extremely rude to everyone (especially the Jew coworker and the black coworker)i don't be explicitly rude to people but my misery shows lets say and i'm serious and my manager has complained about it>be extremely rude to everyone (especially the Jew coworker and the black coworker)it's actually the opposite, they constantly laugh at me>stink up whole storeI would stink sometimes but i got deoderant and i realized i gotta put it on my ass too.>complain on 4chanwhen i got my grocery store job i did go an rant on 4chan about how much i hated it.they laid me off since and i've been unemployed since a brief stint at another grocery store that just gave me way more work.
>>77266325You forgot the 5'4" definitely not gay but I married my 6'7" daddy recently am I gay posters.
