I'm bored. Tell me something Interesting about you anon. It can be real or false, I have no way of knowing...
>>77270839I am a compulsive liar, I love lying.This phrase is a lie.
my parents were animal hoarders growing up. I've owned almost every kind of pet you can get in a store and I'm very knowledgeable about about how to care and administer medicine to them.
>>77270862You are the most honest anon I ever talked to :O>>77270865But did they own them at the same time? How big is your house? Did they sleep in your bedroom?
>>77270892most of them were foster animals. my mom was in that world and took a lot of sick and unwanted pets off people's hands til she could rehome them. but we owned a lot too.
house was a small 3 bedroom. yea some of them did, depending. we moved them around all the time.
>>77270921>>77270936Did you ever get attached to them and sad when they leave? What's the weirdest animal you had?
I am the one (I am no one)
>>77270839I cut up human hearts and arteries and veins to make implants
>>77270839I commune with demonic entities in my lucid dreams and they teach my arcane secret knowledge.
>>77271034I think you are the no one>>77271059Liar. I don't believe you at all.
>>77271096I think you have schizophrenia anon
>>77271097>LiarI can tell you all kinds of details
>>77271131Give me the details then. All of it. Why do you do what you do? What's the appeal? Just money?
i like this thread anon this is a good thread i like how you're taking the time to reply to usi like oatmeal raisin cookies more than chocolate chip cookies
>>77271162It's job so money but I don't get paid enough. It also helps people. I do hearts, thoracic, aortoiliac and femoral arteries and saphenous veins
>>77271096Would you share that arcane knowledge with the rest of the robo class?
I'm an incel and started volunteering to try to give back to the community and connect with people. While there, I met a woman who was really sweet, but had a really unfortunate congenital disorder that left her wheelchair-bound and with a weird face. She was treated really nicely by everyone but you could still see she had a deep sadness about her since she was rejected by her own father who walked out on her when she was like 5 years old. I'd roll her around everywhere and talked to her and after 2 months I had her, the first person in my life to have ever done it, confess to me and say she really liked me. I was 31 at the time and felt a strange mixture of feeling flattered, distraught, and fear. I told her that I wasn't anywhere mentally to be in a relationship and that I'd been a virgin my whole life but she saw through it I'm sure. She was nice about it and I still volunteer there sometimes but since then I realized that I really have no cause to be bellyaching about my looks or my situation. Maybe in a way, some women that have rejected me or passively reject can see me as something other than a freak but just can't help being unattracted to me. I'm no saint, and I certainly can't set aside my physical needs, but fuck man she's such a nice woman and it kills me when I dwell too much on it. I hope that one day someone shows up in her life that can accept her completely. She has a large support network and a loving family, but I hope she gets to experience a healthy relationship with a man one day.
>>77271178Thanks but no need to thank me. It's late and I can't sleep yet and I couldn't think of a good thread idea. I can't comment on this but in general I'm not the biggest fan of Choco flavor. I'm more of a vanilla type of guy. You?>>77271192I sees. My eyes are open. I stand corrected. I admit defeat. Why are you on r9k?>>77271205Fakecel shake my head desu baka nice story
>>77271205That's serious internal conflict, I hope you don't beat yourself up over itWhat kind of volunteering?
>>77271338>why are you on r9kIs it not loneliness for everyone?
>>77271353You play with hearts but in the end it is your heart that's being played with
>>77271338vanilla<chocolate<strawberry<coffee
>>77270839I actually have a pretty big dick but that's really the only interesting thing about me. I'm very boring desu.
When I was a teen, my and my friend would always hang out on his brother's place because there were ALWAYS older girls there, usually in skimpy clothes, and they were really nice to us.He got arrested for being a pimp and dealing drugs. We didn't suspect a thing. We are not smart men.
>>77271374You wanna hear about my feelings for my coworker that I can't handle?
>>77270839I once shoved a bell pepper plastic object into my cousins bunhole when we were really young
>>77270862Youre a tranny faggotIm not lying
I was born intersex and my complete transition into a women caused my parents to divorce.
>>77270839There is a sextape of me that spread around different porn sites featuring a very large German shepherd sodomizing me in the laundry room of my old childhood home. The vid is old but I got doxed by kiwifarms because of it.
>>77271382Nu uh, that's totally wrong. I think it's the other way actually. Except maybe strawberry>chocolate >>77271410What's good a big dick if it's not being used? You do get some action, r-right anon?>>77271423Brother is a code word for...>>77271424Spil it out anon
>>77271523>Brother is a code word for...Nothing. He is my friend's criminal older brother.
>>77271427Why would you do that? Nevermind, kids are weird I don't wanna know>>77271455Any evidence to support that claim?>>77271459This sounds fake but would be funny if true. Oh, I don't mean funny for you that must suck, I mean funny for those reading it.>>77271483Gross... You could've said anything else... Why?>>77271547Is he black tho?
>>77270839I'm 33 living with my parents. I've never been in a relationship. My only experience with women/sex was with escorts. At least I have a job and pay all the bills in the house I guess...
>>77271569>Is he black tho?He's so pale he's almost transparent.
>>77270839Every virgin I deflowered was born in a different year but had the same birthday
>>77271523>spill it outI'm just attracted to her so I avoid her and feel guilty and ashamed about it
>>77271205You sound like a good person, anon. Being lonely is no excuse to use other lonely people when you know you can't offer them what they want and they also can't fulfill your needs. I am sure she appreciated that you listened and gave her an honest answer. No one wants to be a placeholder or pity partner. I hope both you and her get to experience true fulfilling companionship.
>>77270839I'm a pretty darn good home cook
>>77271459>intersexKlinefelter's?
>>77270839I was sex slave for seven years. Branded like a cow by my dad. Its a half moon.
>>77271622You should tell her how you feel.
>>77271574I was going to ask if you are a NEET for maximum loser status but you already answered it. I don't get what the issue is with living with parents until you get married or find a partner, it's simply smart given how expensive rent is. If you have a decently large house what's the problem?Do you regret having sex afterwards?I would dnt be able to have sex with someone I don't love so I'm curious as to how you feel. Is it better than fapping if there is no emotional connection?>>77271578Didn't save him from the police...>>77271615That's a lie if I ever heard one >>77271622Workplace romance can go so wrong so that's likely smart. But what do I know lmao>>77271655I think that's a lie. Anyone ever complimented your cooking?>>77271669You mean half moo
>>77271523>You do get some action, r-right anon?No. Sex unironically grosses me out. I don't know if I'll ever get over it enough to get a gf. It is fun to jerk off with both hands though, so that's nice.
>>77271675I shouldn't because we're coworkers. It's my first job and I've never had to deal with these feelings and it's all over
>>77271099I don't have schizophrenia as I don't exhibit any of the symptoms in waking life. My communication is exclusive to lucid dreams which are so lifelike that it's uncanny. >>77271202There is so much to share. One tutelary demon which initiated me into the mysteries showed me a black book full of pages which morphed and evolved as I looked at them.The demon taught me that this grimoire is the flesh of my body, and that it contains the spirits of all my ancestors, human and non-human. Now I can regress into animal or ancient-man via a system of magical alphabet contained in the book, which I read in my dreams occasionally.Many things are revealed to me in the dreams through intuitive means only intelligible to a dreamer.
>>77271745Love is more important than a job anon!
>>77270839>>77270862ok, wanna know an actual cool fact about me?I am a shiny hunter, and most likely the biggest shiny hunter of my town if not of my whole state.That's right, your God is here
>>77271741That counts as action in my book... that no one reads>>77271764If you say so chief. I remain unconvinced.
>>77271765(nta) i don't have a job and can't get one and poverty is holding me back from finding love
>>77271738>Didn't save him from the police...When it comes to prostitution and drugs the police do not like to have competence.
>>77271765They are both pointless. I wish I weren't so attached to wealth and I wish my feelings would go away
>>77271738>I think that's a lie. Anyone ever complimented your cooking?My mom and brother always want me to cook for them, also lots of people have complimented my cooking
>>77270839I had a hoe phase but it was only online. I have sent people from here nudes. The validation was nice.
>>77271818Nah, what counts is whether or not somebody likes me enough. Cooming is irrelevant.
>>77271827Have you tried not being poor?>>77271829How would you want to live idealy?>>77271863Ok chef. Good job>>77271880That's just sad and pathetic>>77271883What about you is likeable?
>>77271973>how would you want to live ideallyIdeally I have my job and no feelings for my coworker
>>77271973>>77271816>did not reply to meI guess I am not up to your standards.
>>77271973yes i have tried for years now and nothing worked so i gave up. >>77271880i do this too but i'm a sad lonely virgin
>>77272007i had a crush on my coworker too and it got so bad to the point i was crying at work so i quit.
>>77271973>What about you is likeable?Other than 'muh dick'? Not much. I'm extremely boring. Like 'does math for fun' boring.
>>77270839I work at NASA.
>>77272025Are you a man or a woman? If it ever got that bad I could just change shifts
>>77272059i have no idea why that matters but i couldn't really "change shifts" since it was at a restaurant. i worked in the back and my coworker worked at the front desk. they were very attractive and very nice to me.
>>77272025I manage to fall in love with at least one woman wherever I've worked, it's pathetic
>>77272081Do you miss them or regret not pursuing them?
>>77272010I missed your post. Sorry. Ehm digimon > pokemon>>77272025Maybe if you didn't quit your job you wouldn't be so poor?>>77272043Kill. All. Math.Destroy. All. Meth.>>77272058How come I don't know you then?
>>77272102>>77272113i've worked other jobs before but this person was so unspeakably beautiful that i couldn't bear to look them for too long. i felt ashamed to look at them because i could never compete with their beauty. my heart ached whenever i saw their smile. i held back tears when i spoke with them. i couldn't date them because they worked 7 days a week and were busy off work as well. not to mention my laundry list of mental issues. it wouldn't be fair to them. i still say hi to the job site whenever i'm in the area. maybe order something.>>77272151i quit for other reasons too and being poor is better than working there again.
>>77272151>How come I don't know you then?who knows, maybe you do know me.
>>77270839I exist outside of God's plans. Isn't that weird?
>>77272174I know your struggle, I'm in it. She's more adorable and super cute than unspeakably beautiful or like drop dead gorgeous. She's nice to everyone and goes out of her way to be helpful and I love her voice
>>77272174Excuses. If you'd don't like being poor and don't like working well then get used to being poor.>>77272182Are you Marc? >>77272198On this board? Not reallyIrl? Yeah 4 sure
I am half ashkenazi Jew and half Palestinian.
>>77270839i used to post a lot of nudes and cutting threads on /b/ when i was younger i also have several bad experiences with men on there i got a few arrested because of shitty reasons so now i stay away and moved to r9k but i dont whore myself out ajymore mostly because im scared
>>77272218my ex-coworker is ESL and has a goofy voice but i like their smell
>>77272239>On this board? Not reallyThis truly is a place for those who fell through the cracks of divinity...
>>77272241You are the chosen one to end the Israel-Palestine conflict
>>77272241how does it feel being the coolest fucking poster on this whole site?
Going to sleep now. Have a good rest of your day or night or whatever Bye~>>77272241>bros body is at war with itself Grim>>77272245>cutting>scaredDon't you mean... Scarred >>77272259You said it... And I agreed
>>77272241>>77272273It is his duty to go over there, wed both the Hamas leader's daughter and Yetanhau's daughter and reign as king over a unified Israel-Palestine. This is the only way.
>>77272239>Are you Marc? never heard of him, i hope you didn't just name your most autistic coworker.
>>77270839Oh I've got one, I forgotI like seeing people's tales of misery on here and turning them into YA book covers
>>77272849Damn that is unironically a good idea and I am tempted to steal it to try my hand at writing some slop.
>>77272849can you do one of >>77271483 please
>>77271741>It is fun to jerk off with both hands thoughI hate you.
>>77272924This site I use won't do nudity
>>77272924>>77273039Eh whatever
>>77270839i get cinematic dreams on a basis unlike anything anybody else i know hasone was so intense i started branching a book off of it, 6 years later im still writing it and hope to have it published in due time, i dont expect to be made famous by it but passive income would be cool
>>77273062kek this is great good job anon
>>77272923>Damn that is unironically a good idea and I am tempted to steal it to try my hand at writing some slop.I posted a bunch on /lit/ the other day before some humorless janny nuked the thread
>>77270839When I was 16 I had a personal recommendation from a three star general endorsed by a handful of high ranking officers to enter the army on the track of an officer. I don't know what they saw in me, but I remember that.
>>77273211Worth noting also, that these endorsements came at the risk of people's careers. I had shit grades too.
