I'm owed a girlfriend between 5'2 and 5'6 with a hip to waist ratio of under 0.75. She must not be overweight, must not have a history of being overweight, and must be actively working on her physique. She must not have any tattoos, must have natural colored hair and must not use any artificial curling products (hair should also be clean and without dandruff).She should not listen to hood music, and must have an eclectic music taste (bonus points for John Coltrane). She must know how to dance proficiency and not embarrass me in any social outing. She must have hobbies besides Netflix and pizza and be in the top 1% worldwide in at least one hobby.Furthermore, she should never curse, nor conduct herself in an unwomanlike manner, but at the same time she shouldn't expect me to be Uber masculine all the time.I'm owed these things because I pay taxes and contribute to society. If you have a problem with any of this you're a faggot.
>>77271316the only thing i am from there is being under 5 foot 6good luck though anon!
>>77271316Have you considered putting this on a sign and plastering it around a college campus?
>>77272270Wait come back. Perhaps we can come to a compromise
>>77272309reading that make me laugh a little i dont know why
>>77271316>This picReminded me of the original picture, the guy looked like a legit subhuman, amazing
>>77271316>all the women who use nigger music on their instagram videosCan any foids explain this? Why do women have trash music taste? Am I just looking through some biased sample? Where the fuck are the anime music lovers? Rock? Jazz? Classical? For the love of god anything but nigger music!
>>77271316no green arrow so you look that and say that
>>77271316This bitch probably doesn't even listen to free jazz era Coltrane. Hello poser!
>>77272394Maybe because it was funny
>>77271316>between 5'2 and 5'6 no short girls are trash>She must know how to dance proficiency and not embarrass me in any social outing. She must have hobbies besides Netflix and pizza and be in the top 1% worldwide in at least one hobby.>Furthermore, she should never curse, nor conduct herself in an unwomanlike manner, but at the same time she shouldn't expect me to be Uber masculine all the time.nobody cares about this shit>I'm owed these things because I pay taxes and contribute to society. If you have a problem with any of this you're a faggot.yup thats true
>>77271316By the looks of this comprehensively tailored text it's safe to assume this OP has only met mentally unstable foids.
>>77273674no op but literally me
