/r9k/ - >A: Voluptuous bookworm "Ace" girlfriend >B: Flat - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/25/24(Thu)22:50:40 No.77272115

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Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:50:40 No.77272115 Archived

>A: Voluptuous bookworm "Ace" girlfriend
>B: Flat horny athletic girlfriend
>C: Polyamorous "Mid" gamer girlfriend
>D: Forever loyal right hand
Which one you picking and why?

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)22:52:51 No.77272140

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:52:51 No.77272140

>>77272115
Which option has the most money?

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)22:54:09 No.77272153

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:54:09 No.77272153

A. no sex
C. cuck
D. no sex

B is literally the only option

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)22:56:33 No.77272171

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:56:33 No.77272171

>>77272115
In my case I ended up with something between A, B, and D. Perky tits, big booty and very good at what she does careerwise but only occasionally horney. So I guess that answers
>>77272140

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)23:06:51 No.77272271

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)23:06:51 No.77272271

>>77272115
Either A or B. How is there any question?

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)23:13:16 No.77272329

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)23:13:16 No.77272329

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How could you not choose B?

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)23:33:24 No.77272480

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)23:33:24 No.77272480

B, not even a question.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)01:26:08 No.77273509

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)01:26:08 No.77273509

>>77272153
>>77272329
>>77272480
I mean really flat like man ass and man chest

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)02:00:06 No.77273686

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)02:00:06 No.77273686

>>77272115
>>77272153
>>77272329
>>77272480
B is sex, but you lose your right hand.
i don't want to be a cripple, i'll choose keeping my right arm over having a gf. My answer is D, and i think you're all morons for cutting yourself for a woman.