What would you do my dear fellow anon if you got superpowers?
>>77282198Make America into a communism. Dissolve the apartheid regime of Israel and make sure Palestine is free. Make sure everyone agrees that Tibet and Taiwan are Chinese territory. Make sure that not another red cent goes to Ukraine. Root out the rest of the weeds that Epstein was connected to. Things of this nature.
>>77282198I would kill so many people that the entire planet will stench with the smell of death and leave like 10% of humanity alive to make their lives as miserable as possible.
Doesn't it really depend on what kind of superpower you have?
>>77282198i would literally become a supervillian and your erradicate humanity
>>77282198Donate my eggs am much as possible and all over the place, then wait like 20 years for an explosion in people with superpowers
>>77282198The only power I would like is stopping time or maybe shapeshifting so I could become attractive. If I had Superman's powers I wouldn't try to kill or save people. I would continue living my normal life and only use my powers when I needed it.
>>77282198I would pretend to be normal and break every world record in athleticism. People would think that I'm awesome.
>>77282198i would literally become a super-hero and stop >>7728342
>>77283447Actually, they'd think that I'm on PEDs and demand blood samples. Forget about it.
>>77283426>>77283450wrong quotenow fixed
>>77282198idealistically, I'd be supermanrealistically, I won't be able to do to much before the people that relate with homelander start being outraged by my existence and call for my containment/elimination out of pure envy masked under the guise of caution.
Fuck every single woman in existence and impregnate them all. Entire world is my harem
>>77282198Wipe Israel and its people off the mapMake everyone else worship/fear me
>>77282198I would kill everyone in China, SEA, the MIddle East, and Africa. Save for the Muslims and the chinks its just geopolitics nothing really personal I don't hate them myself.
>>77285228I'd do this too. But I'd also destroy the United States and ransack every country except China, the DPRK, Vietnam, Cuba, Venezuela, Laos, Syria, Eritrea, Guinea-Bissau, and maybe a couple others.
Depends on what the superpowers are. If it's Superman's powers like OP indicates, the first thing I'd do is gather up all the kryptonite in the world and throw it into the Sun to destroy it (hiring people to move it to a rocketship or something for me if necessary). Ideally, I'd do that before anyone knew I had powers except for whoever I'm hiring. To get the money to hire people to move kryptonite for me, I'd use my powers in ways that aren't immediately obvious, probably just X-ray vision to cheat at card games in Vegas or some shit like that.Then I'd threaten every government on Earth with Total Politician Death unless they actively reformed into libertarian democracies where the people have the right to bear arms and none of their human rights are infringed upon. If they refuse, the politicians who were in favor of those changes get to live, but nobody else. I would become a tyrant that enforces liberty worldwide.
>>77283407Yo is that skibidi toilet
>>77283425I think we're assuming classic superman powers: flying, invulnerability, super strength, laser vision
>>77282198TKD with my bare hands.
>>77285571this is the only correct answer in this thread
I would probably go power-hungry and focus on amassing personal luxuries and pleasures, while killing/torturing anybody who pisses me off for fun.
>>77285571>libertyAmerica is a cancer
>>77282198Assuming it's the Superman set, I would keep my true power level hidden as best I can. Then I would find some way I could get to an open try out for a professional Baseball team and use my super athleticism to dominate the try out, sign a huge multi-million dollar contract and become the greatest to ever play the game.
>>77285909>I would keep my true power level hiddenpeople would start to get suspicious when you don't age after like 20-30 years.
>>77282198>>77285666TKD with my BEAR hands!
>>77282291>Make America into a communism
>>77283432I will eat your eggs.
>>77285933I could probably play like 15 years, retire, and fuck off out of public eye like a lot of former athletes do. If I have to make a public appearance once every 10 years or so I can wear some prosthetics and make up to look older.
>>77286004It would be nice to fuck off to Alaska or even any other country for a decade before coming back and everyone forgets about you. You could just keep traveling around the world if you wanted. Don't need to eat so there's no reason to hold a job.
>>77285618you faggot I was just about to say
>>77282291>>77285287You three are evil beyond compare
>>77282198I would blow up every single politician and then leave Earth or just go on a secluded island and live there for the rest of my days.I'm not gonna stay to help our fellow men. I'll just do the necessary action of at least removing the political elites that are literally addicted to power and control and will never stop.That's far enough for me. I don't like humanity enough to continually help it.
>>77282198i think i would try my best to be like the bottom half of op's pic, but burnout would hit really hard. i'd do all that i could to find other people with powers so they can deal with all of the shit instead. i'd be a hancock figure i think
Lots of death and destruction, then rebuild a utopia after the chaff has burned away. Not as a world leader, more like a god. A bit heavy handed at the start, then slip behind the scenes and be largely forgotten about by the majority. Blessings are bestowed upon any who catch my eye as virtuous or pious, a nudge causing a series of reactions causing downfall to any especially egregious types that catch my attention.
>>77282198>destroy the kremlin>destroy north korea>just level palestine entirely to where no one can have it>level tehran>turn mecca into rubble and hurl that cube into the sun>chuck nukes at india and pakistan>fuck up chinaThen just head off somewhere and occasionally pop out now and again to see whats all going on. >you are all welcome for singlehandedly saving 4chan btw
I'd leave. Humanity unironically isn't worth saving. There's several billion of us, and yes we allow 10,000 or so to take the lions share of resources.Perhaps that's all I'd do before I left. fly so fast, so close to the ground that the friction enveloped me like a fireball, then take out 95% of each continents populations and burn a warning onto the surface of the moon that I'll be coming back in 100 years and if they haven't managed equal resource allocation and sustainability by then, I'll just smash through the core of the planet and put it out of its misery.
>>77282198Neet, but with money.
>>77282198With my luck my superpowers would to pee buttered toast and it would cause immense pain every time I do did it.
>>77282198stop being depressed, probably.hopefully.
>>77282198My super powers would probably be shit like everything else in my life
>>77282198Save the world.
>>77282198I'd be like him ideally
>>77289152lazy and neglects their kids?
>>77289405>lazy Say what now?
>>77282198depends on which powers i got, but i'd probably do what i always wanted toaka put genuine smiles on people's faces
>>77289444>only cared about being called lazymajor goku vibes kek
>>77289405>neglects their kidsI hate casuals that fall for this meme
>>77282198I would unironically kill every meat eater on planet earth
>>77282198Depend of my superpower. Like I would love to have selective immortality (die only when I want to), so I could live as young for a 1000 years, study everything I want.
>>77289459>Raises Gohan for five years until the start of Z (additionally trains with him for 4 years)>Raises Goten until he reaches adulthoodYup. He's a family man alright.
>>77282198Declare myself God Emperor and set up a glorius empire
>>77282198jack off, in a very original manner
I would sever all underwater telecom lines and systematically destroy all bridges, then I would start taking down the satellites, then the data centers. Just a little light mischief.
>>77290280This and I will cure inceldom
Depends on the superpower, but in general I'd use it to do good on as large a scale as possible, as well as enrich myself.If I had the power to instantly kill anyone I wanted (think Death Note but whether it's an actual notebook is irrelevant) then I'd split my killings between killing high-impact figures (heads of state, maybe some CEOs), and then I'll position myself such that I can financially profit from those deaths. Such as shorting stock of a company whose CEO suddenly dies.
>>77282198id make my own island in the middle of the ocean and chill there for the rest of my daysthe world will go to hell anyways
>>77282198Imagine if Adolf Hitler had superpowers. Now you can picture what I would do. :^)
>>77282198I want mindcontrol powers to force high ranking politicians to eat lemons out of my hand, while they say "Yes, I want more lemons", and when they then eat more lemons I would say silly things like "Yes, there you go, thirsty little lemon-boy". Eventually, if I were to do this with enough politicians I could then call all of them "the lemon party", which would be pretty funny.
>>77282198I would do jack god damn shit, maybe use my discreetly to my advantage. I do not wanna fuck with nations as they would probably go ape shit when they realize there is a godlike creature among them. Religious people would see me as some bootleg messiah and starts cults and shit and maybe sacrifice my family or something and I dont want none of that shit so I would just lay low and goof around.
>>77282198Immediately start stacking the bodies of everyone in every government except El Salvador and Singapore before forcing everyone to read (with translations where needed) Man, Economy, and The State by Murray Rothbard and also take tech and trade courses to gain job skills. Thus, resulting in the purest form of worldwide, competition-enforced meritocracy ever to exist.
>>77282198After working retail for 2 years? I'd single handedly stop at nothing until humanity is sent back to the stone age, no one deserves to have anything good or convienent ever again, just a bunch of entitled little apes screeching endlessly
