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>>77420340boyfriend template
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I miss my cat a lot
I want a girl who SHITS
I miss everything want 2 go back
>>77420340>fill in the templateno, but i want the vibe of picrel
>>77420340i just want a gf who isn't repulsed by my existence
>>77420340Ideal girlfriend is arthoe
>>77420340gib fart balloon top dog gf
>fill in the templateI will not>ideal girlfriendcute and funnypettankolets me blow raspberries on her tummycooks togethercuddles and kisseslooks match pilled
>>77420340Imagine sized goth neet who wants a family but cant take care of herself.
>>77420340>any race>average height/body, not bony skinny but also not obese, not too short or tall>21-34 y/o>vanilla but still horny>dresses casually, likes to wear my clothes>goes thrifting/antiquing with me>never matches bra/panties, doesn't wear lacy stuff or lingerie>nerdy, smart and/or talented>cute soft face but with some imperfection i find really beautiful>into music and can listen together, even better plays an instrument i can play drums with>supports my creative interests and actually into my work>knows how to suck an uncut cock and can handle a big one>accepts my sexuality/kinks, and thinks my virginity/inexperience makes me cuter or at least doesn't care>even if were not having sex we can still masturbate with/next to each other
>>77420340no one cares go back to /soc/
>>77420674newfag doesnt know the joke
>>77420340these types of men <3
idk what i'd do with a gf. my current schedule is basically:>wake up usually 4-5am>browse online or work on programming projects, typically a bit of both>prepare breakfast (spam and eggs and toast)>go to work>come home from work>go for a run>sometimes (not often) prepare dinner, if i do it's a plain prison meal with no seasoning>practice guitar and work on programming projects, if i get bored of that i take my motorcycle out for an hour or two.>sleepi like this schedule honestly, it's nice and it suits me, but it doesn't really leave any time to maintain a relationship. idk if i care about that or not. i started going to a weekly gym class in the last two months. thinking of quitting that though, not because it's hard but because i dont like any of the people there and i feel like a loser the whole time im there.
>>77420340Just my current gf but quieter and skinnier b
Can any of you do a bingo on this excel chart?
>>77420340I already have the most ideal gf and is more perfect than I could ever right down.
>>77420340my dream gf
>>77420340Need titcow gfOrignilly
>>77421615Then describe her
>>774206505ft is kinda crazy avg height for a 13 year old
>>77423345Yeah it's also a relatively normal height for asian women. Women are short and thats a good thing.
>>77420340me>21/F/UK>black>5'9>studying computer science >shy>virgin waiting till marriage>more traditional ideals>likes going to the gymideal bf>20-32>bio male>white or east asian>5'6 and above >also a virgin waiting till marriage>accepts my lack of sexual experience >nerd>likes going to the gym
>>77420340>/fit/ already perfected her 6 years ago
>>77422102This + she likes weeb shit.
>>77420340>ideal gfChubbyBitchyControllingPossessiveJealousLikes to cook with me>ideal bfEffeminate Really gay with me Submissive Loves me
>>77423905still had no luck with all the guys that have added you in the past?
>>77420340My ideal gf is me but female or looks like picrel.
>>77420340Mfw no mf moid is into me in even the slightest
>>77423905too bad I'm not in the UK...
>>77423905Close but I don't go to the gym and I'm not that nerdy.
>>77423905>white or east asians'Of course even the niggers want white or east asians. Just date within your own race you self hating monkey
>>77423926yeah this is it
>>77424117it has been hard lol. they normally bail after hearing ''virgin waiting till marriage''. >>77424286i don't care too much about location. i would like to live together at some point. >>77424309aww that's too bad :(>>77424313i'm not self hating. i love being a dark skin african girl. i love my culture. most black men just don't have traditional ideologies. most of them don't believe in marriage, they don't want to wait till marriage and just have a more modern approach of life. i'm not interested in that.
>>77420340t. tranny>>77420368schizophrenic shadow demon bf based>>77420674genitals a bit small but otherwise perfect>>77421556nah yeh
I'd like a woman that indulges in my specific and strange tastes in media for one. Loyalty and other similar interests for another. Physically I'm not picky but I do have a preference for bigger women. For the pinnacle of ideal I'd make a Faustian bargain for a woman who could accept me with all my damage but I don't think that will ever happen.
Hark, forsooth be thy unicorn foretold in the prophecies!
>>77424544>they normally bail after hearing ''virgin waiting till marriage''.kinda expected as most robots here are frustrated and don't wanna be virgins anymore and the ones that want to be trad are larpers
>>77420340Ok if we are talking about ideal, the classic Hollywood blonde bombshell with thicc body would be nice, personality could be anything as long as we click, virginity isnt a hard requirement but it would be a nice bonus
>>77423905>more traditional idealsWhat would those ideals be?
>>77420340One day, one damn day I'll have my onettis, and we shall make many autistic children for the future and continuation of the master race.
>>77423625Yk this makes sense considering Asian males avg 5ft6in. Looks like the other side of the world just averages 4in smaller in general
>>77421479>that picbased. I'd even negotiate on the fat part
What caracteristics could even be an "ideal"?also, this is r9k, not soc
>>77420340Based most ideal gf coming through.
Another one for the pile I guess
>>77420340I don't care, just love me.
>>77425001>the ones that want to be trad are larpersthat is really true>>77425682i would prefer to be a housewife once i have my first child. i know thats not a realistic request in todays economy but i was raised in a african household where i was taught to be a housewife, so i would like to fulfill that. i don't believe in birth control or any form of contraception on my end. i don't believe in divorce unless in extreme situations such as abuse. i don't believe in any sexual relations before marriage, that includes oral sex, hand stuff and anal. i do want a lot of children, between 2-8. it all depends on where we are financially.
>>77426774>i don't believe in any sexual relations before marriage>i do want a lot of childrengood luck finding someone who still wants that, but also good idea to not wanting to fuck your hormones with the pill
>>77420340>a male>white, very pale>tall>anorexically skinny but not anorexic>dark blonde shoulder length hair>blue eyes>strong nose, good jawline>german or english>uncut, mutilated penises looks weird
The femoid who recognizes this pic.
>>77427400sounds like me but im circumcised and only 5'7
>>77427550So it doesn't sound like you...
>>77427555meh i guess 90% of it sounds like me
>>77427400Why are women so much into tall skelefags?
>>77427636Because they want to avoid you.
>>77427674>youMost men?
>>77427694You specifically, sorry.
>>77427739How dare they
>>77427636skininess shows self control and zero men look good fat, some women can pull off extra weightand height shows automatic dominance in all situations
>>77427550>circumcisedi dont want to have to deal with a dry stump>only 5'7that makes the skinny part unattractive because then youd look like a kid
>>77420340uuh
>>77420340I don't have an ideal gf as I'm not ideal
>>77425951Ay fuck kek, im brajilian and 5 feet 9 but thats bout it, nothing else fits
You may not like it but this is the ideal gf (for me).
>>77428874no woman would ever. and even if this were possible, she'd gain the confidence to surround herself with at least 6 more losers just like you,
>White>Tall>Not fat>Germanic or Nordic>Straight>Blue or grey eyes>Blond hair (any shade, but lighter the better)>Not too ugly>Above average cock (not uncut)>Yandere>Dresses up like the 1930's
>Tall>reverse height fetishist>fit>chill, independent, intelligentThe chances of finding this are slim but it's a good dream
