Why has this become too much to ask?
>>77422414>fit and healthy>posts lardassanon wtf
what no motherly figure does to a nigga
>>77422414Because the male equivalent has also become too much to ask. Women do what they want, and men do what they want, and nobody gets married or has kids anymore. Just how it is.
its not the 1900s anymore
>>77422414>no friends, male or female>not too modest clothing, not too slutty, just normal>no kids, they'd inherit my autism>hates parents and cunt>no sahm, wants to keep being a neet>read the satanic bible>not too into politics>no social media>fit and healthy>last time went to church at age 12>hates babies, but kinda likes kids aged 6-12rate me moids
>>77422414idk anon i wouldnt want a gf with any of that. my standards are just>be kind>be relatable>be fatim a little too introverted to actually find someone to date >.<
fixed your retarded image op
Because you're not masculine so you don't deserve a feminine woman. You proved it by posting female wojak on ark9. If you were actually masculine with a well paying job you could have a woman like this. But you're not, so you wont. And thats good. Its good that you will never reproduce.
>>77422414>goes to churchyet>hates othersThat's why this is too much to ask. The things that you want are diametrically opposed.
>>77422463Stop reading the satanic bible it's bad for you/10
>>77422479Laveys satanic bible is not too good of a read. I prefer the left hand path. Everyone here should read it.
>>77422414because all the men who post online about tradwives are not trad themselves, not one
>>77422414you want your mommy back and the pics shows that>>77422463not bad except that you don't want kids
>>77422543thanks, and that's understandable
>>77422414Nigga go to a church and find this shit. Some of us dont like are girls holier than though.
>>77422414Cooking is mans work. The women's job is to clean it up afterwards
>>77422414i just want a gooner wife with a septum ring that swears a lotthis shit looks boring af
wife me up
>>77422684see >>77422476 for an explanation on why you're retarded
>>77422470I dont think anyone on this site knows what a natural body that isnt in a constant state of starvation looks like
>>77422463please post ankles, beautiful flower
>>77422414Rip I read the Bible but not for religious purposes just genuinely wanted to understand it.
>>77422721i dont go to church or hate communists wdym
>>77422731hot, dominant, chad
>>77422414here, fixed it
>>77422768>hot, dominant, chaduwu
>>77422414>reads the bible>reads
Some people are so picky
>>77422414from all of this I guess I dress modest but not always feminine, I love my family, want to marry and have kids and have natural hair I'm also not white nor christian or religious at all, kinda dislike religious guys. ambivalent to cooking food but I like making cakes and deserts. political leaning is social democrat which the person who made this would call a commie.
>>77422414>Can't have friends you don't approve of>Have no personality >Live exclusively to serve you>No interaction with present day social norms (regardless of whether or not she disapproves of them or not)I wonder why women wouldn't be lining up for this. Nu/r9k/ bitches about "betabux" all day and then post the most unaware, vapid template shit.
>>77422939I got you beat.
>>77422463Excellent, let's be DINKs together and buy robots with the disposable income saved from no kids.
>>77423042>nor christian or religious at all
>>77422414I made my own ideal woman wojak in response
>>77422414men only like the idea of this. as soon as a woman who has traditional ideals wants a man with traditional ideals, apparently she's asking for too much.
>>77423460wait this is me lol. i just don't have tattoos. i'm a little scared of needles but i'll get one eventually.
>>77422414>3 male friends, 1 female who i talk to on discord and meet occasionally >jap y2k clothes, mostly pants with form fitting t shirts >hate kids >love country, family not so much but i pretend to cus i gotta return the favour as they gave birth to me >want to become vp of the company i work at>read retarded books, occasionally >indeed am natural beauty >like communism but not in the faggot way, in the Russian way >have social media but dont post myself, only shitpost >fit and healthy indeed but not mentally, was hospitalised in psych ward 2 yrs ago>daydream about having extreme form of power, force eugenics and solve almost all world problemos >no religion >like the group of kids who play football in my local park>good at cooking but dont like to cook>natural hair but kinda shit Rate me too fags
>>77423533Ohh yeah, I am so sure.Tits or gtfo for fuck's sake
>>77423648>hate kidsthat is only acceptable if you are still 18-20
>>7742370423>over, isnt it
>>77423648Would be great if not commie.
>>77422463Ick/10>>77422684Do you want any kids at all?>>77423648Not my type/10
>>77423662>Tits or gtfo for fuck's sakeso as i was saying, the ideal black gf picrel pretty much describes me. i want a butterfly or gecko tattoo since they're my favourite animals.
>>77423795>no tattoosheh time to fucking FAP
>>77422463>fit and healthyNice, what do you do for fitness?
>>77423750Why? Communism is fucking based But in all honesty, since i live in a capitalist society and have no real power to actually contribute into bring communism into reality then I imply take advantage of capitalism for my own benefit like everyone else, literally work in finance
>>77423795would kiss the tummy
>>77423739nah that is just a personal dealbreaker
>>77423795Fat, lose some weight bitche
>>77422470based trad leftist. thats my ideal wife right there.socialism >>> country
>>77422684Are you at least average looking and under 250 lbs? I am fit/muscular and average heightcord: humpdaymarathon
>>77422414If she has hate in her heart, she is not a true Christian
>>77423805i go on a lot of walks and work out at home, possibly the most boring way of doing exercise lol
>>77423648Based crazy chick, why were you hospitalised?
>>77422463Was this posted before???? I am having serious deja vu because I have seen this post AND its replies before.
Make her a ginger and not fat and it's perfection.
>>77424321hope not, I don't remember posting to a thread like this before.
>>77422470Based Commiewife enjoyer
>>77423648>commieGreat plus> >daydream about having extreme form of power, force eugenics and solve almost all world problemosFeels contradictory to communism.Would friend but idk about eugenics
>>77424311I was a lil drunk and had a headache so i tried finding paracetamol but couldnt so kinda started throwing my shit to find it, not my roommates stuff tho, then when I found it I ate 5 or 6, my roommate called the police, police was mad that she called her for something the ambulance should be called >>77424507How is it contradictory? Even if it is, dont really care tho, both make sense to me
>>77424723Ah forgor to mention, I had earlier been diagnosed with bpd so the workers and all thought it was a suicide attempt even tho it wasnt
>>77423533It's actually my girlfriend! Love her, made that with her in mind.
>>77424723>Historically, eugenicists have attempted to alter human gene pools by excluding people and groups judged to be inferior or promoting those judged to be superior.This is as far as i know of eugenics. If there is something about it that I dont get or this is what you unironically agree, I think this is extremely counter productive and goes against the progressive hivemind of socialism
>>77422463That's literally me what the fuck. The deal breaker however is that I'm a stripper because I'm too lazy for a real job and I don't wanna suck someone's dick and be pestered by them daily for free rent. I mean, why do that when I can work like twice a week at whatever time I want? (Contrary to popular belief strippers who do their job legally aren't actual whores, we just dry hump for money)
>>77425328i probably might've become something like a stripper if i didn't have such a high neuroticism and anxious personality, being a simple neet seems more suitable for me. but of course if you're in the USA that probably isn't possible.
>>77422414I fit almost all of those, but I'm also trans
>>77425345I actually had social anxiety to a psychotic degree before stripping. I was practically forced into it because my parents kicked me out at 18 with no money and I had no friends to rely on. If you're hot that's half the battle, other than that just ready a bunch of general questions in your head so the conversation doesn't go quiet and drink alcohol to ward off your inherent awkwardness. If you fuck up just remember that NOTHING matters and you will very likely never see that person again (and if you do just don't talk to them) and hey if it really is something awful just go to the next club. The USA fucking sucks, unless you're willing to swallow cock forget about free rent.
>>77425367>fits almost all but fails the "woman" criteria at the topSad! Many such cases!
>>77422684>wants kids>doesn't cookCanadian?
>>77422414I'm a mentally ill online girl who is co dependent and probably cluster B. Who want me?
>>77424279You wanna do more? I work out at home once a week but I play a team sport. I just came home from training for said sport, hence the late reply. Training is boring but damn is it effective! I could spend 2 hours on my own practising even though it's a team sport. Good to see someone who's also disciplined. Have you read the ars goetia? Also are you single?
>>77426039i'm still here, i'm a neet after all. what sport do you play? and i haven't read ars goetia yet, i'm still pretty new when it comes to learning about occultism and satanism. am single, but you're probably not in europe, and i don't like the idea of edating lol
>>77426131>i'm still here, i'm a neet after all.FATE >what sport do you play?I'm gonna sound like a normalfag but I play football lol. Doesn't mean I talk to the people there much but I just love it.>i'm still pretty new when it comes to learning about occultism and satanism.I haven't dabbled too deep into it either. What drew you to that? >am single, but you're probably not in europe, and i don't like the idea of edating lolFATE ;) I do happen to be in Europe. I don't really like edating either but you never know. I feel you have a much greater chance if you can actually meet up. Which country do you live in? UK for me.
>>77422414Read the entire /pol/ archive
>>77425867What is cluster B? I've only ever heard of cluster fuck
>>77426208football is good, i enjoyed it as a kid. and even though i don't play it, seems nice that it's not one of those ultra expensive sports hobbies like, hockey. personally i probably like playing badminton the best when it comes to sports.>What drew you to that?black metal and films like lucifer rising>Which country do you live in? UK for menordics, it is kinda far away lol. but yeah I like the UK, without it there wouldn't be neofolk.
>>77422414you want the ideal top 5 percent of woman but dont actually have the looks personality intelligence or money to achieve ityou need to be the top 5 percent of men if you want the top 5vpercent of woman, and you arent
>>77425867Sign me up for a bpdemon please
>>77426309>football is good, i enjoyed it as a kid.Oh nice! I actually didn't enjoy it as a kid, but I do now, which is why I'm spending so much time and effort to improve. >seems nice that it's not one of those ultra expensive sports hobbies like, hockeyI get what you mean, but they sure try making it very expensive lol. Football boots have gotten a lot more expensive but they also cut a lot of corners. Having a light pair of boots is nice but sometimes you just need more of the material for a comfortable fit and touch. But hey, badminton could potentially be quite expensive too. It is fun though. I used to play it quite regularly when I was studying at uni. Do you want to get back into either of those sports?>black metal and films like lucifer risingAhhh interesting, never really watched many films but that particular film is quite close to why I became interested in it, apart from just hearing about stories like the berserker gang and various experiences of my own. Was it strictly music and films or did you also have "supernatural" experiences? >nordics, it is kinda far away lolCould be a lot worse :p Sadly I have only been to western Europe and the Mediterranean, but I definitely would like to travel to a Nordic country. I do wonder how much it would cost. I'm at the beginning stage of my career and while I live quite comfortably, having frequent trips (2, 3 times a year? Dunno) is another ball park lol.
>>77423460>college educated>has piercingsYuck. Get better taste faggot.
>>77426635well i'm not as interested in football personally since i don't know anyone who plays it, but i do play badminton casually with my sister sometimes. it's actually pretty good exercise to do it in a sand court, we just do it that way lol.>Was it strictly music and films or did you also have "supernatural" experiences?definitely no supernatural experiences. i read about this stuff justs for the philosophical side of it, how to approach life basically and how to be more aware of yourself. but i mostly disregard things that have to do with majick, and i don't follow rituals either. did you have supernatural experiences then, what kind? i always found that kind of thing interesting. for example the artist behind one of my favourite bands (c93) had religious supernatural experiences as a very young kid, and that influenced his whole life, sometimes i feel sad that i've never experienced anything like that.and i definitely don't recommend traveling to finland lol, it's pretty depressing here.
>>77426810It's my girlfriend. What's wrong with either of those things, retard?
>>77422414christcuckolds are so fucking cringe it's unreal
>>77422414Go die for Netanyahu, christcuck
>>77422470A lot better than >>77422414thanks for the un-chudding o7
>>77426931>well i'm not as interested in football personally since i don't know anyone who plays itI see, and it's not always fun to play with strangers. I had to move to another team because my old team is now filled with dickheads.>it's actually pretty good exercise to do it in a sand court, we just do it that way lolOh it definitely is. It's very fast paced for how big the court is. How is your relationship with your sister? I have a brother too but he's on another continent.>i read about this stuff justs for the philosophical side of itYeah I'm more into this as well. I'm just curious what people thought about strange things that happened and how they try to explain it. I feel supernatural stuff should have a scientific explanation for the most part.>did you have supernatural experiences then, what kind?I once left an unopened fridge magnet with plastic wrapping on my desk, and after I returned to my desk, it was standing up on its own, which would have been extremely difficult because its base was very narrow and the weight was not balanced at all. Then I also had multiple occasions when I slept where I could feel and hear something breathing on my ear, and that being seemed sentient. I was also told stories from my relatives about really weird shit which I didn't have a chance to witness. I also feel sad I didn't get to experience those. Do you think you'd want to try performing rituals? >and i definitely don't recommend traveling to finland lol, it's pretty depressing here.I can understand why, but it's also a beautiful place, isn't it? Plus I think I'll enjoy the military history museums... I don't mind you visiting either lol.Anyway, are you interested in chatting elsewhere? I have to sleep soon because I've still got work tomorrow.
>>77422414why is 4/16 things related to children? ran out of things to put on there? this is why your side gets accused of only seeing women as baby making machines
>>77422414>>77422470What's with the kids obsession?
>>77427054yeah me too, 2am here. do you have any contact? and i would reply to the rest of that ofc, but it would take another 5+ mins probably, so we can continue that convo later
>>77422470redditor spotted. lol you deserve nothing.
>The.Art.Of.Purpose>Masterclass247.com
>>77427114How about discord? Mine is henry_the_survivor.
>>77422414I just wish that getting any boyfriend wasnt impossible for a normal girl. Men always want a whore
>>77427156Touch grass, pls
>>77427164This advice never works for sub8s
>>77422414My ideal woman >has never been and never would be with a nigger>is not a nigger>tolerates my racism>likes me>not a whore, Virginia idealIs this too much to ask?
>>77422470commie faggot
>>77422414Let's be real, what you want an obedient unquestioning slave and not a wife. Awful. Grow up.
Chuds seathing makes me happy
>>77427171It's not for dating, it's to see that men aren't into whores, you mentalcel
I hope I get a least one (1) replyWhy don't Chuds and TERFS date each other??it's SO painfully obvious they are made for each other
>>77423795You have to show nipples too. Why not? Your face is out of frame anyway.
>>77427005>piercingsAttention seeking and a sign of mental illness >collegeFalse sense of intellect and more likely fed propaganda follower by lack of self awareness and overall obnoxious personality that far too common with her peers. Might as well fuck your liberal arts teacher, you would get the same experience.
>>77423460Incels be scared
>>77427254Men only date whores. No guy has ever learned how to say my name, but they literally worship porn stars and know everything that porn stars do
>>77427498Nigga, refresh your social circles
>>77427387>Attention seeking and a sign of mental illnessA lot of people here don't have piercings and are mentally ill. We can get specific and talk about the women here too; most don't have piercings and are still profoundly mentally ill.>False sense of intellect and more likely fed propaganda follower by lack of self awareness and overall obnoxious personality that far too common with her peers.Lol>Might as well fuck your liberal arts teacher, you would get the same experience.She did teach for a period of time so I technically I amCaptcha: NSM0
>>77422414>hates communistssuch a dumb thing to hate a person because you think their idea of how the economy should function is incorrecti hate capitalism but if someone believes it to be the best system i wouldnt hate them for it
>has male friends i love that dawg>dresses like a bimbo harlot>does not want kids>hates my family and country>idc bout that part>atheist>had plastic surgery>likes cooking but my food is gross to anyone than me cause it is too salty>bleached hair>underweight bulimicYet i will still milk your dick like you a cow so i do not mind
>>77422414Wait let's see how I compare>have male friends, but they're online and either gay or in relationships>for the most part I dress modestly, but I tend to wear low cut collars since I hate things touching my neck>Also don't wear heels and don't wear skirts often since my thighs will chafe, only dress feminine so long as it's still comfy>I want to marry and have kids, but only 1 or 2 so I can give them all the attention they deserve>For the most part I love my family (though some of them weren't the best growing up)>I think patriotism is stupid, just because I live somewhere, doesn't mean it's the best place ever and immune from criticism>I want to be a stay-at-home mom>not religious, my family is but I don't really like christianity nor am I interested in following other religions>I'm not exactly conventionally attractive, so I don't think natural beauty counts (though I do have a bit of an hourglass figure so there's that)>I think all economic systems have their issues>I have a twitter but that's just for anime art>I'm a fatty (but I'm into fatties so I'm trying to looksmatch)>I don't want to homeschool, I think school is important for socializing and learning about different ways of life >Don't go to church.>Love kids>I don't enjoy cooking, but I'll do it and my cooking is alright, nothing special but it tastes good>I don't dye my hair or anything so yeah it's pretty natural
>>77425867are you a virgin comment not original hurpdiddyderpderpder
>>77427776>A lot of people here don't have piercings and are mentally illWe're all on this board so we're all nuts, but turning yourself into a billboard for your own mental illness in the form of disgusting body art is a level of obnoxiousness on its own.
>>77427953I disagree. I've never thought that at any point of my life, though, so I can't say for certain that your views will change as you get older, but they probably will. It doesn't mean anything nowadays.
>>77423648Only based chick here.My fucking sides
le tradwife meme
>>77423460Hey that's my GF!
the eternal chud and his incomprehensible delusions
>1 male friend, but other than him only actively speak to men at work>Feminine, modest, goth clothing>Want to marry, strictly monogamous>Mostly dead family, indifferent toward country>Read bible, good stuff>Want 0 kids>Plain jane>Indifferent to communists>Have no social media, 3 breakdowns away from off-grid doomsday prepper>Fit>Not qualified to educate children>Agnostic>Indifferent toward children>Like to cook, love to bake>Natural hairI endorse eugenics, rate me.
>>77422470you fucked up an otherwise fine list by crossing out the hating commies part pinko scum
>>77429364fuck off chudorginaI
