Sean getting ripped for summer edition
>>77423264Bet this little lid has a gf
Fuck, wasn't paying attention to the thread. Had this bad boy ready to go for the OP.
>>77423264Helper would be lucky to end up looking like this lad. Comparing this lad who clearly works hard to Sean is an insult.
>Proud member of the Disability Confident employer scheme>Remote working: Fully remote>travel to our office in Edinburgh for team meetings when necessaryhttps://findajob.dwp.gov.uk/details/14446482
he has the physiology of a turtle
You lads really underestimate how easy to get a job is when you have autism, especially if you're not some rain man computer nerd. Down Syndromes can get basic jobs easier because they're oblivious to their spakkerness.
Wait is he really called Sean? Lmao.
THE ULTIMATE CHINCEL
>>77423308I can't sit at desk at home. NEXT.
>>77423337>I can't sit at desk at homeWhy not?
oooofffff ooofhhfhhoooofhfhhoohff ooohh me back, me back's gone i can't sit at a computer all dayi need to be given free money to i can sit at home on a computer all day
>I have to answer phone calls?
>NEXTSanction, that's what boyo
wagies really expect you to be thankful for the opportunity to work in a soul-crushing menial job all day surrounded by foreigners for a giant faceless corporation that doesn't give a single shit about you and never will and will replace you the exact day it becomes cheaper to replace you with a robot man what a marvel that is, that's a really fulfilling life
>>77423152this is the end result of all these "neurodivergence" campaigns from normalfag trendy aspergers. Twats who get themselves diagnosed in their twenties just to satisfy a curiosity and then declare autism doesn't have to be a disability that stops you living your best life ignoring how debilitating it is for most and the fact that half of autistics aren't even verbal.>Elon Musk has autism so what's stopping you?
I still hope Lollers eventually returns to britfeel, i miss that little nonce like you wouldnt believe
Wagies don't seem to know the difference between PIP, ESA and JSA. You don't get sanctioned from PIP and ESA and they are very hard to get, often having to go to tribunal even with medical evidence. Dole scum however are another matter.
>these other people with autism are spastics who can't even verbalise their thoughts and scream when they see bright lights>therefore because I have also technically been diagnosed (by a woman) with ASD, I also am INCAPABLE of working for a living
>BOING>MR. ANON!>BOING>"DON'T YOU-">BOING>"GET BORED-">BOING>"SITTING AT Y-">BOING>"YOUR DESK-">BOING>"ALL DAY?">BOING>"IN SCHOOL">BOING>"WE DID M-">BOING>"ALGEBRA">BOING>"CAN YOU DO-">BOING>"ALGEBRA?">BOING>"MR ANON CA-">BOING>"CAN YOU DO-">BOING>"UM-">BOING>"CAN YOU DO-">BOING>"LIN... UM-">BOING>"LINYAR?">BOING>"LINEAR EQA-">BOING>"EQUATIONS?">BOING>"CAN YOU?">BOING
>>77423378Untrue. If they suspect you're doing a bit of the old harrison ford they stop your PIP and then backdate it once you've proven you're sound.t. dobbed in by a jealous cunt and had to go back to occy health to get re-assessed.
>>77423426>a bit of the old harrison ford The wit
>>77423409already bored of this one *yaaaaaawns*
Officially just turned on the fan for the first time this year.
Done ny bollocks in vaping in bed
webm maker lad about? https://youtu.be/PyNalOdBCkQ?t=963
>>77423299lol troll thread denied mongboy
>>77423369why call him a nonce if you like him lad
>>77423358I'm going to need you to come in and help the team. We need to pull together to get these targets, ok?
So much easier chatting to these Chinese birds. You say they look nice and they start going on about how you warm their heart and shit. A British bird would say you're weird and tell their mates you gave her the ick
>>77423654Chinese birds are very good at manipulating men. Way better than western ones. They know exactly what to say and how to act.
>>77423518Not him but i guess you mean this part
>>77423692be a shame if she manipulated my nob with her mouth
>>77423654Can you ask one of your Chinese gfs to make me some Kung Pao Chicken ta lad x
Any drivers here; how much would you say you spend on petrol a month on average?
>>7742377340 quid probably. I only drive the gym, sometimes the shops, and occasionally to work
Royal mongs taking the piss yet a fuxking gain
Fucking had it wuth these cubts
>>77423803Fuck the king. Up the 'ra!
>>77423803Tiocfaidh ar la, my bhoy.
>been a spakker since a kid>bad anger problems>always getting in trouble in school>can't write or hold a pen properly>couldn't tie my own laces till I was nearly 20>getting in constant fights and meltdowns whole way through secondary school>still managed to get GCSEs and A-levels>managed to get to a decent university but flopped out the second year after too many meltdowns>tried getting part time jobs, be honest in interviews about the autism>got a few shitty retail jobs but couldn't cope with any of them>resigned myself to disability benefits at age 30 and living with parents>people still calling me a scrounger and a mong even after I never had any help and got myself as far as I couldFeels bad. I'm definitely killing myself when my mum dies.
Alcoholic unemployed spastic living above has been overdoing it again with the slamming for the past 15 minutes or so, gonna start slamming back for sure if the asshole keeps this up for anuddah 20 or so
>>7742377330 a month but im only in the office 1 day a week and the supermarkets are round the corner. Also I drive a hyper-efficient and hyper shite Hyundai
>>77423850Mate fuck these people calling you scrounger etc. They're just bitter cunts who work shit jobs and want to take it out on you. I pay more tax in a year than they earn in total, and to me you're fine.
Seems like the fucker's calmed down for nowReally don't need this shit raising my BP now, do i now
really tired but want to watch the cl footy later
>>77423946Thanks for the kind words. I feel like a failure on benefits but without it I'd have literally no independence at all. At least with it I can contribute to food and bills in the house that makes me feel somewhat useful.
>>77424006You're not a failure mate. The benefits system is designed to help people like you. Don't take nasty stuff posted on here to heart. It's just 4chan.
>>77423850>people still calling me a scroungerI can't believe people still use this when you see the absolute shite the government does with tax money lol
>>77424006>>77424014It took me two tries to get the PIP as well despite having a report from my psychologist and a letter from my GP. The in person assessments aren't nice It felt like they were trying to trick me asking me if I heard voices and stuff.
I met a non dairy creamer explictly laid out like a fruitcake, with a wet spot bigger than a great lake. Took me to the New Church and baptised me with salt. Told me to lick her, I am a new man! Hot freaks!
Look at this poof
fuck me meg bellamy is toight
Why does Emily Pops cover up her big tits?
Almost managed to knock the humidity down to 53% again nowWas around 70% when i got up thanks to the schizoid sabotaging the radiator againThe other day i left the window open for almost the entire day/while i was out and it got even worse from that, boggles the mind
>>77424350Weird mines is down around 50 - 55 atm with windows open all day, shoots up to like 65 - 70 by the next morning probably cause im sweating40 - 60 is okay in the summer above 60 is a nightmare.
Two fully-fledged (albeit short) lucid dreamingtons within the span of a couple weeks now thanks to the tapeshiresNot too shabby, that
>>77423773>>77423780>>77423865Don't know why but I always find it weird to read about people here driving and having lives outside of britfeel. I do it too, but I guess in my head everyone else just lives in their boxrooms.
Back in bed again very stupid day this has been
Helper going to the gym. Good man.Think I need to get back myself. Might help with the joint pain desu
Roit lads that's me settled in for Madrid - Bayern. Missed PSG - Dortmund yesterday thanks to Tinder girl which turned out to be a massive disappointment. She had horrible body odour and after we shared a few bites to eat I made an excuse about feeling a bit ill and went home. Waste of time but you win some you lose some.
>>77424484I have lower back pain and random stabbing pains in my ankles when walkingNot sure gym can fix either of those tbqh
think am avin a eart attackandstand time
>>77424523Careful you don't do your neck in lad
>>77424495General joint pain for me. Knees and elbows etc. result of working in trade all my life and not looking after myself properly. Probably should go lose about a stone.Ankles not a nice one though. Unusual too.
three eggs an toastwaitrose butterparasetamawlave ta get on with it innitkeep movin
When I pit my specs on and really looked tooGood god Drives me crazy
>>77424563He has to better his acting skills if he's gunna star in guy Ritchie's next film.
>>77424581I'm in bed too just when I'm depressed I like a good nap or just when i cba
>>77424585ya like dawgs?don't give neck brace no moregp said keep movinkeep of t'alcohol*necks a guinness*
>>77424585He's a retarded mong who will forget his neck is even meant to be sore in 2 days.It's people like ssm who give the rest of us a bad name for not working.
broke me legdoctor said do a cartwheeldid me chebs in
>>77424589Bed is the place to be for sad boys
>>77424644like tucking my head under the covers and just letting the blanket suffocate me to sleep as I do my lucid dream mantras and wait for the tingles
Got my Switch right next to me but i cba even pick it up. Most ppl dont get this level of mental elf
Corr feeling a bit suicidal today corr
>>77424644It's definitely not though. A 15 minute walk around the block would do you more good. At least play the switch. Quite like a bit of stardew on the switch myself
Bought a tshirt and a polo from Primark today. The fitting rooms were closed so could not try them on. Got home and not sure I like how they fit, is it worth returning? They were only 4 quid each. Not sure if I can be fucked over 8 quid.
>>77423426>backdate itThey force you to pay the money back?
>>77424734Negative. Use them for dust rags
>>77424734Some Bangladeshi child got his arm torn off in a mechanical loom for those clothes. You better enjoy them
Too warm lads, hoodie is coming off
Sat in me pants, me. Dreading the hot weather.Fuck Summer in general honestly.
Induction COMPLETED. I go swimming during the quiet hours. Getting healthy in mind and body. Just ordered that meal deal, getting that wizza, that cheesy warlic bread, that tray of webab meat, that bag of chippy wipppes and that warlic sauce dip.And it's a lush x
>>77424983How much that cost? That's a fair feed.
>>7742498917 squid. Not bad tbqh.
Im a university drop out currently living on PIP money because I have autism. My mum is gradually losing faith in me and my friends are gradually moving on with their lives and talking to me less and less. WTF do i do?
>>77425018Let me shag your mum and i'll be your friend
>>77424844corrr*plays some sexy strip tease music*
Bossman gave me an extra chilli dip free of charge corr. It lush x
>>77425018If you have friends then you can't have such severe autism that you'd be unable to work.
>>77424490Mad that a girl would turn up for a date with BO. You'd never expect it.
Anuddah soft crashington fixedThe dwm method's working flawlessly, quite splendid thisThis shit almost made the config unviable, sometimes the fixes are easy and right in front of ya though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpwk9Y1E5U
>Match with girl on Tinder>They speak with one or two word answers like>"yeah cool">"sure okay">"ok thanks"WHYYYY DO THEY SPEAK LIKE THIS? WHY DO THEY NEVER ASK QUESTIONS BACK? I'm literally asking them all the fucking unique shit I can think of to pretend to be interested in their mundane fucking lives. But they never reciprocate. And before you go>They just don't like you broThen why do they fucking match with me. I honestly hate women
>>77425357they want you to work for it, play hard to get, its all apart of the game, some men enjoy it, some stay virgin for life
>>77423264>be bro in picrel>fall for self-improoovement meme and try to be a better person>become a meme because of his looks
>>77424983>Just ordered that meal deal, getting that wizza, that cheesy warlic bread, that tray of webab meat, that bag of chippy wipppes and that warlic sauce dip.Gonna swim it all straight off as well de lid, slippery wee fishie you are
Wizza was lush. Garn keep me cheesy warlic bread for curry night tomorrow x
>>77424983>getting that wizza, that cheesy warlic bread, that tray of webab meat, that bag of chippy wipppes and that warlic sauce dip.ahahahhaha our leader and commander ssm would gobble that all down and think it was just a snack ahahahahhahahahahahahhaha get it down you boy ahahahahhaa
>>77425389Already wooked a swimming session for tomorrow morning. We getting healthy in life x
imagine you end up going swimming and that beast is in the pool. Not enough chlorine in the world to keep that body of water clean
Got some organge ice lollies in the freezer. Might have one in a bit to cool down.
Looking like an all German CL finalProving our superiority over seething Spaniards and Frenchoids its lush an I mean lush
>>77425433Corr get in there lad, hope you've got the appropriate attire
>>77425389he training for the special olympic
seething spaniards fuming frenchoids
>>77425453Bundesliga is pretty sovl tbf
>>77425474Yeah, wanted Bayern to win for R 'Arry Kane but Leverkusen have been pretty soul desu so it's okay
>>77425454Phwoaar defintely not brave enough to rock that look. Got me autism tier Lonsdale trunks me.
>>77425357stop being a nice guy and ghost her
>using dating apps in 2024Hell to the nooooooooooooo.
>>77425453I spoke too soon. This is horrible.
>>77425014Yeah that's a pretty good deal id say in this economy.Thatl be me on Friday night I reckon. Big fat munchie box and a few San Pellegrino's
>>77425582Can meet some soggy birds at the pool innit
oh yay another Real Madrid Champion's League.Hope Dortmund batter them
>>77425357Because they get matches very easily, so they don't need to put effort in to chatting. If you don't entertain then, they move onto someone else.
>>77425749Me tooFuck Reddit Madrid
>>77425357Call her a boring cunt and block
>>77425627Yeah was defo worth it. The wizza was a solid 8/10.>>77425649Might get a boner in the pool though. Bit risky.
>>77425370>they want you to work for it, play hard to get, its all apart of the game, some men enjoy it,Who the fuck would enjoy this shit. It's like talking to a brick wall.>>77425750>If you don't entertain then, they move onto someone else.Yes but that's more or less the case for them all. I've honestly never met a single woman on there who asks you questions back.
>>77425749What a game it was though. Great football. Gutted about the result. Doubt Dortmund will beat them. Might not even watch the final desu, I'm so sickened with it.
>>77425785Expecting women looking for committed relationships on tinder is like looking for adherence to the laws of war in the Balkans. Wrong fucking territory mate
Are we sure HHL isn't a woman? He never asks.any questions for us lads and just posts about himself.
Hafta fire this other mail out real quick then i'll be 'avin some din-dinWomfy this
>>77425838he has a girly soul x
>>77425862He literally gives no shit about anyone here and you all love him. It's sad.
Fuck Reddit MadridDortmund lifelong meCome on you yellows
>>77425898This lolI dont really mind him but he is totally self-absorbed, but in a solipsistic way which makes it even worse, half the time he ignores friendly and legitimate questions or remarks. Anybody simping is cringeA common feature with some of the personalities here actually - totally antisocial and do not actually want friends. Not sure why they bother posting.
Having me ice lolly now. It lush x
Bogglin' my noggin', is it not
>>77425898>>77425924Shippy is literally the only one who likes him or even tolerates him.
30 minutes left wagies then off to bed! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1715153614208091.webm
anyone see the ucl bayern madrid game?im in fuggin shock cant believe it
>>77426017Thanks mate, im off site tomorrow and also need to pick up a parcel for my girlfriend afterwork. Early night for me
>>77425994I think he's a funny little fella too
>>77426027Robbed by dodgy officialsIt sickeningr Harold will never win anything it so so sad
Not a fan of sports, meNo sire, not at all
>>77426035Fuck that mouth breathing mong.
Man so glad Britfeel is back, missed these threads>>77426017So glad I'm a NEET, just gotta sort out my bennies
>>77426045I used to love the snooker. But the standard has gotten piss poor because it's dying and propped up by like 4 boomers now.
>>77426061Britfeel never went anywhere de lid, we just stopped using the Feel Street pics for the OP.
>>77426061>Man so glad Britfeel is back, missed these threadsWhat? We never left you mong.
>>77426107I could never find it without the feelstreet pics, although I'm pretty stupid desu>>77426116I could never find the threads, I thought they'd vanished in 2022
>>77426122Use the catalogue search for "britfeel" bud.
>>77426132I'll keep that in mind for future reference, missed these threads like hell and don't wanna lose track of them again.
>>77426122https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/subject/%2Fbritfeel/Are you dense lad? They always have the same subject. Just search for it in the catalogue?
>>77425935My princess helped me solve that mystery recently
>>77426171Never bothered using the catalogue search, since whenever I'd normally been in britfeel they'd been on the first page. I am a bit dense though desu
Feel for this lad.
Cattoberg got a new plushie>Billions must snuggle
>>77426230Poor lad, never stood a chance. Surprised he hasn't changed his name desu
>>77425994>Shippy is literally the only one who likes him or even tolerates him.I do, but I'm not the only one
>>77426116>>77426171C'mon lads there's no need to shame the lad for not being intelligent. It's 2024.
>>77424733Appreciate the advice but I was fast asleep by tjen. It over.
>>77426271Shippy do you think you'll ever have kids?
>>77426300>do you think you'll ever have kids?Oh aye
>>77426307That's great lad I think you'll be a good dad.
>>77426318Seconded. He'll be the type of father who always has his son's back no matter what. If he's got a daughter he'll keep her safe.
>>77426318I'd like to think so
Stop replying to yourself you flatfooted paedophile
>>77426349>flatfooted paedophilethis is a new one
Just completed a job application for a pharmacy assistant manager. Might be a step up lads. >>77426033Veny nice Apu, might have to download it.
>>77426338What type of woman would you go for as a mum to your kids?
They call me the noggin jogger
>>77426371>What type of woman would you go for as a mum to your kids?Who knows lad, these things can be quite unpredictable
>shippy realises nobody is talking about him>begins interviewing himself about kids, his autistic special interest
>>77426386Yeah but ideally though, what qualities are you looking for in a mother for your sprogs?
>>77426307>single at 31
Got BBL Drizzy stuck in my head.
met very handsome maine coon cat today on street. wish i coulda taken pic. very big fluffy fur
>>77426387Really chuckled at this post.>>77426395A maternal vibe, willingness to put the sprog first, and by extension willing to not work until the sprog is at primary school ideally. These may seem so bog standard but they're surprisingly rare these days. I can spot a bad mother a mile off, it's not really a shopping list of attributes, you just know a good mother when you see one
also was very calm. even could stroke it and didnt care. very soft fur. clearly well groomed
>>77426364>pharmacy assistant managerDon't those type of jobs need experience? Yoou ever worked in a pharmacy before?
>>77426230it's not that hard to change your name in the UK. In fact you just start going by your new name and that's it
>>77426431Same and it's fucking annoying. Funny though.>>77426432>>77426446S-tier cats, them
>>77426438I know what you mean. You've got a keen instinct for a good mum. I think that's why you'd be such a good father. If you had a son what would you do at the weekend with him? Would you take him to football matches for instance? Or museums? How would you really spend quality time with your son?
Wondering if anyone on /britfeel/ has a strong Scouse accent
>>77426453Yeah his name was probably Peter Smith before.
Got nothing done at all and now its already beddy byes kind of day
>>77426455actually looking at google pics it looked more like norwegian forest cat but not sure
Got that drizzleberg me
>>77425935What kind of ice lol did you have matey and can I have one aswell please
>>77426450It's just sales which I can do, using KPIs to write reports and set targets which I can do and everything else the retail pleb does along with keyholding. It's a small-ish small chain retailer that has a pharmacy filler service. I've been a keyholder before, so seems doable.
Sleep time is upon us...then time to do it all over again.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esb9BouZ-bo&t=241s
>>77426540>I've been a keyholder beforeI'll bet you have.
>>77426478I know a lad with a strong one.https://youtu.be/u0hLMCgg10w
>>77426469>Would you take him to football matches for instance
Dont really get the whole romantic flirting thing me. Just isn't fun being vague and obtuse purposely for "le subtle flirting". I'd rather just be outright with my intentions. I like you. I think you're pretty. I went to get you know you. Instead dating is just a series of silly games that you are both doing in order to avoid being outright honest with your intentions.Being autistic sucks.
>>77423700Em likes her sausage well roasted I reckon.
The roots of personality begin in childhoodThere is no real way to change, it so so sad how we cannot escape fateThis is true this is true
HOLY SHIT LADS A BOILER ROOM JOB!>>77426565gave me a smirk.
Second time recently she has showed a shoe. Reckon she is mocking us shoeless men.
>>77426578Isn't football the kind of thing that most little boys enjoy? Sorry Shippy it was just a suggestion. I hope I didn't piss you off.
>>77426622>us shoeless men.How many people are shoeless? Even fucking mudhut lads in africa have some shitty shoes.
>>77426627My dad had no interest in football, and nor do I, I inherited my lack of interest from him, and if I ever have a son I'll probably pass on that disinterest
>>77426177Damn. She's fucking gorgeous, you're lucky to have a princess like that to worship de lid.
>>77426644I can't be the only one in this country without shoes.
>>77426650That seems reasonable. So what would you do to spend quality time with your son?
>>77426644Little soft princely boys who never have cause to go outside simply don't require shoes, their doting mothers provide everything for them except that which they want most: an ASMR girlfriend. Oh, woe! Woe and cruelty!
>>77426671I think you might be.
How can her dad still support her after such a horrific sexual crime against a child?
https://suno.com/song/414b6cc7-e00e-47ea-a117-98df4b4a97a4/ruthmongs song
>>77426671I think that you might literally be the only person in the country without shoes. I had no shoes once, for a brief period of time. I was on holiday in Spain and went swimming in the pool. When I got back someone had broken into our hotel room and stolen my trainers, the one pair I'd taken with me. I had to get one of my mates to go to the shop for me and buy a pair of shoes. That was the one brief time in my life I was shoeless like you. I feel like we are brothers in a way because we have both experienced this.
>>77426706Paternal love is unconditional.
If you own shoes you are a normie.
>>77426669I am blessed. It feels like it's my duty to serve her.Simp life = good life no doubt about it.
>>77426706how can a teacher afford a luxury apartment? is she a rich bird who got into teaching purely to nonce it up?
Whenever I see a cute girl outside I always slightly raise my foot to make sure she notices I own shoes.
>>77426740Luxury is a meaningless word. They threw that in there to ragebait the skint plebs
>>77426755>he still has to raise his foot to show his shoesPathetic
>>77426740Typical Daily Mail stuff. If it has running water they'll describe it as luxury. >>77426785Exactly this.
>>77426678God knows, I suppose I'd just play it by ear. My dad didn't do that much with me really, although he'd very occasionally take me fishing and we went abroad a few times to Speedcubing competitions. Overall I'd still consider him a good father though.My dad was an absolute carbon copy of me in terms of personality, and looks come to mention it
>>77426740Ones whe get to the top of their field and headmasters can. Sometimes people who get in a rutt of overeducation because they can afford not to work go into teaching as something to do. If it was a normal state school, she was well off before. Or she's terrible at budgeting.
>>77426794I'm sure your son will be a carbon copy of you too.
>>77426816>>77426794What an deeply bleak thought
>>77426829Oh c'mon Shippy is a top lad and I'm sure he'll meet a good woman to have kids with very soon.
>>77426532Orange de lid. Garn have another now.
*informs the apus that steve albini has died*
>>77426816Paternal genes sure are dominant
>>77426852Was genuinely quite shocked by this
>>77426853You are dominant lad. You dominate this thread like you're dominating your life. I hope you dominate your future wife too and ejaculate inside her to get her knocked up with Lil Shippy 2.0
>>77426878>your future wifeOoof, don't know about that
>>77426711You should make your own about how Ruth ran away.
>Hafta pour some boiling wa'ah down the sink due to it reeking of sewer again >Pour a cup of wot noodles for the apu while i'm at itTrue multitasking right there, corr
If only i could influence nicotine patch lucid dreams to be about my solefu id keep it on overnight Last time i forget 2 take it off it was a dream of getting fucked in the arse that was so realistic my bum was painful when i woke up
Eau de spaffChicks dig it, or so i've been told
Cant find my fav fidget spinner The ine that pops like bubble wrap
Found it :j
>>77427122Fidget spinner poppit hybrid, that's REAL autism hours.
https://youtu.be/wuPLoWVwkwk?t=1m1s
You lads ditched the winter duvet yet?
might have to be a takeaway tonight you know? I've earned it
>>77427191No, but I'm thinking of taking off the masking tape on the bathroom vent, there's no internal wind flap and it acts as a 10cm hole in the wall during winter.
Gay sex Pembroke
>>77427191I just keep the summer one on all year now, this place is ridiculously well insulated and rarely gets cold. If anything I need to open the windows occasionally when I've had the heating on.
>>77427187Check the one at 39.29 Better days
>>77427198You got good places still open around your way? Where I am there's only a few places open after midnight during the week.
>>77427268I live near the centre of Manchester so there's a fair few places open at pretty much any time of the day.It is all various chicken shops like, but they're decent every now and then
>>77427231I did this with kitchen vent cause wasps kept getting in lole never taking jt off.
>>77427312Is there a Pepes Peri Peri? Other than McDonalds that's the only decent place around here that delivers late. Everywhere else is a fairly shit generic low quality place that would be inedible sober and delivered and not much better drunk and fresh.
>>77427360yeah there is but it's about to close
Just passed din-din-on-the-naze, heading towards digestionshire now
thinking about shagging
my S&P500 ETF is already up over 10%
Been playing some prop hunt me. It fun. Having me last wuppa of the night now and watching some YouTubes.
I'm 9 days no wuttingtons x
spaff on tummy and/or chebs
Spaffing? Not for me.
Time to finish Burnout Revenge, the last rank is hard as fuck been grinding it for a few days now. Got 3 events left then it's time to start 2 new games. Think I'll play GTA Vice City and Prince of Persia next.
i have lived in cities around England and have sat in cafes.i expected to see breakups like in films. i have not ONCE seen this happen. but i have seen many, many times now that i think about it, 2-3 people discussing something to do with a business or what a website is going to look like. laptops.
Me? Getting through the ol' /gif/ backlog then off to watch some ASMR in beddingtons.
>>77428731You're much more likely to a see a couple argue/break up in a pub than a cafe. Cafes are usually full of sober minded individuals, not exactly the place to be for drama. Spoons on the other hand? Plenty of dysfunctional couples.
BrosList the things that have held you back in life.
>>774288751. horrible relationship with alcohol
Cleared the /gif/ porn backlog now time to relax with some ASMR, probably stayed up too late for that morning swim now x
>>77428875I love to wallow in my own misery sometimes
Reality manipulation.
>>77428875>List the things that have held you back in life.- Not being ChadThat's it. That's the list.
>5amPhwoaaaaaar that's the swimming sesh definitely cancelled then. Garn get some sleeps now.
>>77429578For fuck's SAKE man. Get another one booked.
>>77428875My Aspergers.It's a constant battle, medicating with weed seems to he helping atm
>swimming cancelled because he stayed up all night wanking to gifsClassic HHL
happy ascension day de lads
Completed Burnout Revenge, time for some new games.
The wuttington hath taken place
>>77429661>weedBad choice lmaoAs in, actually a horrid choice. But you'll see in time me lad
Spaffed all over me shirtburgh and ought to change it out again nowPhwaor
>>77429667gifs or gilfs, lad?
what are you guys good at?
>>77426027Ludicrous display
Phwaor cannot be arsed with much anymore right now can iProbs gonna cop some R&R for now
>>77430118>what are you guys good at?Spaffin, laffin, lurkan, feelanAlso feedin' and seedin'
>>77423264me before I save western civilization
>>77423264me before kicking some fascist arse
You will never have intercourse.You will never have a job. You will never make any new friends as an adult.You will never have a girlfriend.You will never travel the world.You will never own your own place.You will never live a normal life.You will always be depressed and have suicidal thoughts regularly.
So glad she doesn't have tattoos. A girl with some self-control. Not an impulsive one.
>SEASIDE UPDATEseasideMARK morning de lads going to do 40 days off alcohol having a break off alcohol de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgOwpE2ZCiI
Why should I get a horrible little minimum wage job and do that for all my life? This is why unemployed people don't bother. It's just shit offerings for them.
>The social and economic demands now exceed the carrying capacity of many people. Where it was possible to find a secure low-level job that could support a household and find a place in society's pecking order two generations ago with limited social / work skills, now it's essentially impossible: low-level work is insecure and too poorly paid to support a household, and it is viewed as demeaning and unworthy of respect.I love liberal democracy bros, what a foolproof system
>Many pick up the shield and the sword and are immediately trampled. They make a realistic assessment that they can't possibly reach the lofty goals demanded of them, and so they are effectively excluded from what is now considered "normal life.">So they drop out of the competition. Maybe they take a part-time gig job, maybe they move back home to take care of a parent or grandparent, or they become a recluse.>Hikikomori--hiki, to withdraw--komori, inside--is an extreme form of voluntary social isolation from society. The term originated in Japan but the abandonment of conforming to the demands of society is not limited to Japan. >Withdrawing from the demands of what passes for "normal life" is not limited to extremes of seclusion; it is a spectrum of withdrawal that includes giving up on striving for upper-middle class membership (which goes by terms such as lying flat and let it rot) to minimizing engagement with the world in a variety of ways.Copped anuddah feel ngl
>Unable to qualify for social approval and validation--winners must have high social skills and oversized ambitions, be willing to work insanely long hours and pass grueling all-or-nothing exams, then work insanely long hours to prove one's social merit, marry and have children whose success in a competitive pressure cooker is a heavy responsibility--those who lack these traits either endure a quite realistic sense of the hopelessness of "succeeding" in a competition they are ill-equipped to survive, much less win, or withdraw from the hell of other people (recalling Sartre's famous line in No Exit: Hell is other people.).>Those who are excluded have said the pain of loneliness is easier to bear than the pain of dealing with other people.>Where working class jobs in factories once offered security, community and a positive identity of being a productive, valued worker, now the physical-labor jobs are viewed as demeaning and those doing the work find their work isn't validated or respected.The feefees are getting heavy now, boss
Suckers. Glad I never took any of those harmful vaccines. Never trust fearful campaigns from governments.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13393397/AstraZeneca-remove-Covid-vaccine-worldwide-rare-dangerous-effect-linked-80-deaths-Britain-admitted-court-papers.html
... And in closing:>No wonder so many people devote themselves to curating an artificial digital representation of themselves that they reckon is worthy of recognition and status, and perhaps even admiration and envy. >The real world no longer offers much of an avenue for their real selves to receive what every human wants: to be recognized as an individual who contributes to the greater whole to the best of their ability and is thus worthy of self-respect and the respect of others.IF ONLY there were a political system whose central tenet was "contribution to the greater whole" without complete negation of the individual itself (like in communism). Some kind of socialism perhaps, of a rather national kind...
Almost time for a wacon and wosij wap from the lay-by wurger wan.
I just farted bros
>>77430378Imagine unwrapping this lass and having your wicked way. I bet she has been filled up with cum until it was dribbling out of her like vanilla custard filling in a doughnut.
>>77429908What he said. The damage is done.
seasideMARK Doing his food shopping on line, i have no car so get inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_Uk7BC4g0
>>77430516ooh yes imagine waiting for the pussy farts and seeing your milky mess drip down
seasideMARK Let me tell you I need to tell you, from 20th may till 20th june i have a month offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLyEIuHzTDQ
>wagies getting fired left and right>no new positions opening >technically there are but nobody ever gets hired>people getting scammed either losing money or time applying for jobs that don't really exist>people with a college degree and experience earn less than a dumb plumber>I turn the computer off, it's nearly 8 am time for bed, another day in paradise, hope the sounds of wagies jumping from the window doesn't keep me up
You are a sucker if you work for minimum wage. I'd rather be a neet on disability than slave for shit money. No woman would respect a man on shit money.
>>77430573>>77430531>>77430394All deleted. Why does he do this?
>>77430465ILL HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO YOU DONT GET ATTACHED
Oh look the """NEETs""" got up at 7 am again to spam SSM and wagie bait again. These """NEETs""" really are dedicated, almost as dedicated as wagies are..............
Would you hire Ruthmong?
Shift change de lads. Ruthmong drivel SeasideMARK drivel Wagie bait GO GO GO GO
>>77430751and you are here to read it all, big man
>>77430758Why wouldn't I be lad? Never miss a free trip to the zoo :)
>>77429667Predicted lad https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77419622/#q77422789
>>77430737I'd work for love.
>>77429667Can Sean swim?
>>77430840WORK FOR LOVELOVE SETS YOU FREE
>>77430840Nobody will ever love you and nobody will ever hire you.
Many, many filtered posts. And I'm reading none of them xDDD
>>77430902Filtercels will never know the joys of this ;D
SEASIDE GAMING BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfFlHJEQ6o
>>77430910>Ahh me fackin neck>Yea gonna go out for a few jars today guys!>I MIGHT have 30 days off laterAlcohol break cancelled
>>77430910Every shot out of bounds so far. He doesn't seem to grasp that you shouldn't aim straight for the flag on a par 4 course. He's not even aiming for the fairway.
>>77430938He made a video this morning saying 40 days off then deleted it and made another saying 30 days from 20th May to 20th June
>>77420404>>77427356Apologies I didn't reply yesterday, I had to do some other stuff. As for which SSRI I take... maybe that's doxxable. So I might keep it to myself if that's alright. But it's an SSRI and I think they're all quite similar.I keep wondering if I should try and get mirtazapine instead because I think I might prefer the side effects. Maybe I should do it.
>ssm said he's not drinking >ssm is drinking and he said wouldn't >HOWLING CREASED SCREAMING
>>77430961>As for which SSRI I take... maybe that's doxxable.How much of a mong are you, mate? Something like 15% of the entire population is on anti-depressants.
>>77430961I'm on fluoxetine 20mg, go on dox me.
Morning lads. The sun was glaring through my window this morning, but it was one of those sunny-but-chilly mornings and it just made me wish I was on an eternal desert planet.
>>77431001>>77431013Obviously a single detail about your life doesn't reveal who you are. But a combination of details can. Firstly there's the fact that 4chan mods have your IP address, which could be combined with life details in your posts to figure out who you are. Secondly there's the rise of AI, which could be used to look at your posts on 4chan archives (like desuarchive.org). Over time AI might be able to analyse your writing style, and life details in your posts, to identify you.
>>77431042You are not that special for anyone to care. You are a mong mate, a grade A mong.
Morning lads can one of you sexy fuckers tell me I'm here to read it all so I can move on with my day, ta xx
09:30 already coooorrrrr.Feels like I only turned on the computer 30 seconds ago. Have looked at only a single email.
>>77431048I hope I'm just fully ignored, but who knows. What if I post something that 4chan mods don't like? E.g. if 4chan mods have right-wing politics, and I post something left-wing, maybe they'll think "fuck this guy, I'll read through his posts to figure out who he is".People are shitty. Give them a chance to be cunts and they'll take it.
Ruthmong secretly is gay and wants to shag a lad named Barry.
What do you do when wanking no longer takes away the feeling, if only momentarily, of being a lonely virgin? Porn just makes me a weird mix of sad and angry now. I just want a woman.
>>77423264mad lad. more yolked than a bakers dozen. fresh out of gringotts that one
>>77431119Have you tried gooning, anon?
>>77431119Try meeting women? You say you want a women but what are you doing to get one?
>>77431152I'm not a coomer, lad. Gooning seems very, very weird to me and seems like most of the people who do it/post about it have one or more mental health issues. I'm just a regular guy.>>77431155I have tried and always failed. My secondary school was single-sex but we shared a field with the neighbouring girls school and I really tried to talk to them at lunch, nothing happened. In uni I went to every fresher thing I could sign up for, same result - they just seemed put off by me, would turn quiet when I was around and so on. I became a bit of a gymcel and approached a few women at the gym (after making my presence known for a while, not day one, I'm not a creep) but got rejected. After uni I was getting quite desperate and realised I basically didn't have any means to naturally meet new women my age so I tried dating apps. Goddamn, if everything up to that point was bad, dating apps are fucking hell on steroids. Literally thousands of rejections/no matches/ghosting etc. Not a single girl texted me first either, this was all my work I put in. I have an okay job, I have a nice little flat, I still go to the gym. I've just given up though because I've learnt that women don't want me. I don't think women or even above average men for that matter can even fully comprehend the sort of psychic damage thousands upon thousands of cumulative rejections over years of time does to someone.
>>77431174>haircut>shower>polished oxfordsit's that simple, lad
>>77431058I just got off the only call scheduled for today. It's youtube and vidya from here on out. I might check my inbox again around 1.
Had to have a chat with HR over the language I use and the sensitivity of others because I called myself fat. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Premium bonds are a scam
>>77431241One time I was dealing with an absolutely fucking deranged person via emails and in a team meeting I made the offhand remark that he was schizoposting at me in his emails. My manager set up a meeting with her and HR and said that my words were insensitive and exclusionary to neurodivergent "folks". My manager was a totally retarded obese woman btw who once said she couldn't go shopping without her 'sensory help hat' or whatever the fuck it was called. It was a fucking bowler hat that she wore around in public. It's all just a big joke. None of these people were productive in the slightest. Their jobs were literally just one step removed welfare.The corporate progressive HR world is so fucking stifling.
>>77431273Yeah basically. The lottery is a tax on stupid poor people; premium bonds are a tax on midwit middle class people.
>>77431278Sounds like they had a fair point. If you were diagnosed with schizophrenia, would you like if people said "schizoposting" in a derogatory way?
>>77431290Nobody there was schizophrenic lad. Plus if you are a fully grown adult and genuinely get upset about someone using the word 'schizo' then you need intense and immediate therapy. It's pathetic.
>>77431119walking (10 miles)
>>77431322Yeah a nice long walk is always good, but I have to say that it doesn't really take my mind off being alone and a virgin. If anything it gives me nothing but time with my mind to dwell on such things.
>>77431288How do you invest your money?
>>77431341ah ok. i go into a walking trance and stop thinking.
>>77431347>How do you invest your money?CEX
>>77431315You didn't answer the question: if you were diagnosed with schizophrenia, would you like if people said "schizoposting" in a derogatory way?
>>77431374I wouldn't give a shit. I have been diagnosed with ASD but I don't care if someone calls something autistic or whatever.
>>77431347A mix of an S&S ISA, crypto and precious metals. A few disparate shares in some companies, but only a bit. Basically anything is better than lottery tickets and premium bonds (aka lottery tickets for midwits).
>>77431174How often do you cum? Women can smell when a man is full of testosterone, and when you ejaculate too often it puts them off meeting you
>>77431380Sure thing. And I'm the pope.
>>77431273>>77431288You can a win a million, 100k, 50k and 25k. Its it worth for those plus theres lots of smaller prizes which is basically what you would get interest saving account
>>77431402I dunno, that sounds like bunch of bullshit desu. But I used to jerk off about once a day, now it's down to probably 4-5 times a week. The thing is I'm not low T, I actually went and got tested because I was concerned about it a while ago and I was totally fine.
>>77431403What do you mean? You don't believe that I was diagnosed with ASD or you don't believe that I wouldn't give a shit if I was schizophrenic and someone said 'schizo'?
>>77431424>I was concerned about it a while agohow comes? You the middle or upper rage on T?
>>77431402>>77431424I use to cum on to a handkerchief and have it in my pocket when I went out on the town, never failed to pull.
>>77431431It wasn't anything symptomatic or anything like that, it really was more just because I have had absolutely no success with women so I was scraping around trying to see if there was something wrong with me. Went and got a T test and was 770.
>>77431441How much cash? You picked clinic off google search or something local to you?
>>77431450I googled private blood tests and there was one run out of a private hospital near me (near Cambridge), was about 80 quid for the whole thing if I remember right.
>>77431427The latter. It's easy to say you'd act a certain way in a situation, without you actually facing that situation.If someone at work said about your emails "this guy is autistposting at me" then you might well be pissed off with it.
>>77431463I've been around people who have used the word autist in a negative way before and I don't know what to tell you other than it literally didn't bother me. I just don't care. I can't even really imagine caring. Who gives a shit?
>>77431441Corr, got 596 myself
>>77431509596 is totally fine though, really as long as you're not under about 400 before the age of 30 then you're good to go.
>>77431419>You can a win a million, 100k, 50k and 25kyou wont
>>77431598I FUCKING WILL (once i buy some bonds)
>>77431402That's a load of shit, what about chads who are constantly fucking?
>>77431174>I'm just a regular guy.Aka, you are boring. You have nothing exciting to offer a women lad.
Another dozen or so filtered posts. I'm guessing ruthmong woke up and started using his catchphrases.
>>77431670I dunno about that, I don't think it's beyond the pale to say I can hold interesting conversations, but even if I am just boring there are plenty of boring guys out there who get laid and have gfs.
>>77431676And you're here to read every single filtered notification little man!
>>77431471What if someone said it about your emails though? In my experience people with health conditions don't like those health conditions being talked about in negative ways.Even if you personally don't give a shit, many people do, therefore it makes sense that your company doesn't want you saying "schizoposting". Not just to keep employees happy, but also for the PR of the company.
Turns out that adblocks don't actually stop the adverts. What's happening is the adblock software reroutes the advert to a digital copy of your browser window run on a virtual machine over in an office block in India and is watched by a jeet earning 0.46 USD per day. So youtube still thinks that the advert is being 'watched', but we just pass off the watching of it to some random fucker in India.The modern global economy is truly incredible.
>>77431743This is why I use APUblock. Popped a few converted seethers in a room next to the QMEE farm and they're sat there watching Jet2 holiday ads 16 hours a day for a bowl of Honey Nut.
>>77431717Maybe you are ugly then or dress poorly? Do you have any female friends? What do they think about your looks and style?
>he doesn't know about stub hiding on filtered posts
It's kinda funny, how life can changeCan flip 180 in a matter of daysSometimes love works in mysterious waysOne day you wake up gone without a traceI refuse to give up, I refuse to give in (no)You're my everythingI don't wanna give up, I don't wanna give in (oh)So everybody's singone love for the mothers prideone love for the times we criedone love gotta stay aliveI will surviveone love for the city streetsone love for the hip hop beatsone love, oh I do believeone love is all we needLate at night I'm still wide awakeThink this is far more than I can takeI thought my heart could never break (never break)Now I know that's one big mistakeI refuse to give up, I refuse to give in (oh oh)You're my everything (Thats right, c'mon)I don't wanna give up, I don't wanna give in (oh no)Everybody's singOne love for the mothers prideOne love for the times we criedOne love gotta stay alive (ooooohhhhhhh!)I will surviveOne love for the city streetsOne love for the hip hop beatsOne love (one love) Oh I do believeOne love is all we need
>>77431789>uglyI guess, if I'm being honest I'd probably rate myself about a 4.5/10.>dress poorlyNah, I keep it basic and good quality.>do you have female friends?Nope, only have probably 2 people I would call friends, both guys, but even then we barely speak.>what do they think about your looks/styleDon't have any female friends so couldn't say, but I've asked for ratings on /fa/ and /soc/ before and got about what I posted above as the response - slightly below average looks, but dress perfectly decent.
>>77431899I've always hated that song with a passion
>>77430961>>77431042Its ok although kinda interesting, now you reminded me, I used to think in a similar way to this as well, last year i had some plans I posted here I think, about a secret Gopro camera to review after going outside nd check how ppl are treating me outside, etc, but I'd say actually ever since about January when I started a different med(doesn't matter which, off it now) then on to the prozac start of April, I don't really get those kind of paranoid thoughts anymore, I mean I can recognise why you think that way and it's familiar but I see it more objectively now, I could think about that for 5 mins now and move on instead of the whole day. Just seemed relevant. Hope it helps you whatever one it is. I agree they are all the same probs. Thx.
Kinell I just took a wrong turn and ended up in /pol/ for a few minutes. Did a quick 360 and walked out again. How do people spend their entire days there??
Just a warning lads, do NOT look up what Ava Devine looks like now, jesus...
>>77431936>Nope, only have probably 2 people I would call friends, both guys, but even then we barely speak.That's an issue lad. Forget about not being able to connect with women, you struggle to connect with ANYONE. It's not women that are the problem for you, your social skills as a whole are a problem.
>>77431994Just post it I CBA
>>77431994I fully went off Ava after watching her have a prolapse during an anal scene. Fucking hell.
>Did next to absolutely jack shit for a year at work>Bare minimum>I'm talking logging in>Completing urgent tasks in my inbox>Talking to colleagues mostly about random shite.>Turning up to meetings and saying barely anything>Then spending the remaining 6 hours playing on my switch and shitposting from my pgone>Completed 30 games>Read 25 books>Did my laundry and housework>Put myself on busy and watched a movie>Took calls from colleagues with nothing but a shirt on>Open email from senior leadership>Oh oh lads! we're really in it now! They've noticed!>Read email>Congrats on an amazing year!>We're giving you the top-performer 15% annual salary bonus!>We're giving you a 10% raise!>Hey it's your 11th year at the company! You get an extra day off!>Woooo!>Well done! It means a lot to us that you work so hard!Well that went better than expected. So what do I do with 6000 quid? I was thinking I might re-do the bathroom or combine it with my current savings and put a conservatory on the back.
>>77432001Her subreddit is full of recent pics, here's one. Honestly I will always like her for the nostalgia and for being a genuine unashamed whore - true nymphomania incarnate. But like all things, time takes its toll.>>77432003I think that was in her scene for Dark Meat 4. Love Ava when she totally wrecks her butt. Prolapse is fucking hot imo.
>>77430378Idont really follow asmr now but she's probably the best one ITT for that reason, no piercings either(?) Although putting those things aside the cutest one to me is friv fox>>77429847Achievement unlocked
>>77432020wfh is just welfare for middle class people
>>77432020People are going to call this LARP, which it might be, but this is very similar to my own corporate experience. Nobody gives a fuck. At all. You just need to say the right things at the right time.
>>77432000Yeah possibly, I just don't really know how to go about making friends now. Work is a bust, nobody there my age and all turbonormies which I don't have anything against but have almost nothing in common with either. It seemed so easy and natural in school, then uni hit and boom, no friends, no gf.But I also know people who have no friends and are married, so while it might not be good to have no friends in general, I agree, it isn't like some concrete barrier you can't get through. I just wish I could meet a nice, similar age, non-fat girl who shares at least one interest in common.
my counsellor has suggested i channel my anger into more productive outlets. i was thinking mugging. say 1/2 of people still carry cash, it's going to be the oldest/frailest half of society. 20-30 quid 'just in case' on average? even after all the misses, an evening of complete muggings would get me one hundred pounds at least.
>>77432036i have looked at a balance sheet from home voluntarily so i could put it on my CV. managed my own time. paid my own electricity costs. volunteering is its own reward.
The economy is fake, lads. Hasn't been real for a very long time. Most jobs are fake, useless nonsense that don't generate anything productive for anybody. Last time I checked GDP was 52% government spending lmao. 95% of white collar jobs are just one-step-removed welfare, degrees are mickey mouse worthless pieces of paper, money is monopoly funnymoney, everything is made overseas, everything is imported, too many people, entire industries legislated into being via fiat with no organic purpose or demand.All this to say you should be absolutely shameless with your job. Do the bare minimum, agitate for promotions and bonuses when you don't deserve them, demand more time off, claim 'mental health and wellbeing' support, argue for free shit like gym memberships, work two or three wfh jobs at the same time, constantly look for better work and tell your bosses you have offers 5k+ above your current salary etc. etc.
i am so fucking sad and lonely lads, where are the gfs at?
>>77432068You don't need some autistic justification like "the economy is fake" to do any of that. People just do that because they act in their self interest anyway.
Lads I don't mean to brag but I am very well off financially.
>friend learns Excel macros>automates his entire (civil service) role>told off by manager>his (and others') roles need filling>'can't just use macros'>he doesn't have the social awareness to get ithe just sat around Westminster listening to podcasts. your tax money, and all that.
>>77432089Oh for sure absolutely, I was more saying it for the lads out there who might still be holding on to some sense of what is 'proper' behaviour and who may still have some faith in the system being a mutually beneficial tradeoff.
Really been in bed since aboit this time yesterday. P grim.
>>77432098What is it that you do for a living lad?
>>77432089Umm, sweaty, HR would like a word with you. The word "autistic" is insensitive and shouldn't be used in conversation.
Any specialist cook or dementia carer lads in?These two professions test your mettle.
>>77432109I wouldn't use it in a work email obviously. That would be stupid.
>>77432103Healthcare analyst. It's some of the most boring useless bollocks on the planet. Every single time you read an article which talks about predictions for pharmaceuticals and stuff just know that it is 100% pulled out of someone like me's FAHKIN ARSEHOLE. Nobody is actually generating 'real' data in any meaningful sense and the analysis amounts to 'I reckon this will happen'.
>>77432093has the Universal Credit savings cut-off always been 16k? thought it was 5 or 6k.not to brag but i've taken out a 5k loan. 5,000. just sitting there. and yet if i accumulate more, i lose benefits (???), so i can't spend nor NOT spend. i could buy anything. a television (have one, don't use it). a games console (don't want one). a car (can't drive). i could.
>>77432115I did the latter for about 5 days years ago. It was brutal physically bc old ppl are actually heavier to carry around than they look. And emotionally it was like yeah I don't fancy being an old person now. All the nurses and ppl there long term seemed 2 just turn off their emotions to deal with that which is probably shit for the patients. And this was in a place that was about 3-4k bong a month to stay in.
>>77432068all these anarcho-communist types have this all figured out. the theory is down. they're aware of it all. observed, notarised, filed in triplicate.just waiting for them to do anything. any day now.
NHS and other private medical clerical staff live in different world to the poor bastards on the front line.Did you know? Nurses have to pay a fee to be a 'Registered Nurse'. Its fucked.>>77432153There's not a quicker way to flay your expectations of the future than a tenure as an elderly/dementia/palliative healthcare worker, assistant of nurse. Pure horror, but being grounded and prepared for that is the most important thing.
>>77432146No clue lad. Haven't been on benefits since Gordon Brown was prime minister.
>>77432162AnComs are retarded. The way you fix a fake economy isn't to make it totally fake from top to bottom and just have everyone on the dole, it's to make the economy real and prosperous again. AnCom critique is generally quite good, but their proposed solutions are just dogshit retarded non-sequiturs.
Shower. I force myself go outside shops.
wouldn't a colllection of communes be described as a nation, thus nullifying an AnCom cause once it reaches any sort of size?
>>77432188What shop are you going to lad?
I am outside a bus right now, how do I get a gf then?
>>77432197Morrisons. Only the best for a NEETking.
>see tiny spider one of those ones so small it more like an ant >let out blood curdling womanly shriek Just me? Need to make your own entertainment when you're neet
>>77432203Stand up and ask if any of the women on the bus would like to be your gf. You'll be surprised how often it works.
Lots of people are stupid, not me though, I have a high IQ
>>77432204The one in Partick?
>>77432197Probs co op>>77432204Don't have one walkable bjt I like it, when I was a heavy drinker(2014) that was my nearest shop and they had a lot of nice craft beers for some reason
>>77432211I'm not bothered about most spiders it's these bastards I hate
all the talk of ava devine made me a bit reminiscentwent and downloaded her scene for tonightsgirlfriend, classicwill be enjoying that wank later!
>>77432234Honestly feel like ive hardly seen these in a few years compared to how it used to be in summer/september. Might be the cat catching them. I just hate when you'd go for some tap water and there's a big bastard right in the sink.
>>77432234had one almost jump into my bath while was was bollock naked in the bath
>>77432290Brutal they've been known to go for the dick
>>77431956Thanks for saying this, hope your drug can help you. Maybe I am just paranoid.
These people I work with sometimes just sit at home and run updates pretty much every day. I wanna get in on that me. Most of them are done at night as well so I can work the fun unsocial hours
>>77432358can you change the cross to something else anon. find it personally inappropriate
Been watching the women's U17 Euros on uefa.tvSome genuine talent there, it has to be said.
>>77432446Is there, or is it just talent relative to women? I have a brother who's a total dyed in the wool shitlib progressive and he insists that women can compete with men at the top levels of sports including football. Kind of retarded imo, every exhibition match between men and women is laughably one-sided.
Oh boy, I can see we've triggered the resident incel. Yes lad, men good, women bad. Yes lad.
>>77432446Oh, aye, lad? Got your cock out too? Phwoar. Any big tits bouncing about the pitch? The only reason to watch female sport is for arousal and pleasure. The American women's league had a few belters. I'd fuck a few with my big smelly cum filled cockaroo.
>>77432454He obviously meant "talent" in the sense they are attractive. Fucking dense autist.
>>77432382Its important not to let your guard down fully as ppl take advantage, but in the time ive been neet 3 years of them were spent paralysed indoors overthinking about what if when x happens it REALLY MEANS y what if everyone is a [insert mythological creature] what if my mum is a surrogate alien and I was born in a lab and everyone outside can read my thoughts, etc, bht you know, I never reached any conclusions where everyrhing suddenly made sense, I just rotted and rotted and became more scared of everything. I think ultimately I will die and get eaten by worms who will shit me out and billions more years will pass on earth, if it turns out I was also Jesus reincarnated, I'll find that out whether I sit and ruminate about it forever now or not. Ultimately, whether we can fully trust it, literally all we have to go off is reality, aka that which doesn't go away when you stop thinking about it. I fine focusing on anything beyond that too long leads to harmful places. Take care.
>>77432469I looked at some women's football teams and most of them seem to be filled with chunky dykes.Now beach volleyball, there's a sport for discerning gentlemen.
>>77432427It protects me. Explain how it's more inappropriate than a tattoo.
>>77432502Watch the gymnastics when the olympics is on, lad. You'll spaff so much it'll flood a small village in Africa.
>>77432511Right, but not anywhere else, just Africa? Got it.
>>77432508you used the word dick with a crucifix above. inappropriate
>>77432514Fuck up mate what are you arguing about? Just get the gymnastics on and have a bollock to the tiny tight hardbody gymnasts. Simple as.
>>77432514Correct. It's because of the intense drought the soil can't retain any moisture so it's more liable to flooding in the event of the other lad's cum tornado.
>>77432508Do you believe in the lord jesus?
I'd love to have a girl tied to a bed for a year and cum on her every day multiple times a day and never clean it just rub it in and the end of the year she'll be perfectly glazed in semen like the inside of a Fry's cream.
Most people who are professing Christians do not *REALLY* believe in it all, lad. They don't literally believe that there's an almighty omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent entity beyond and above the universe and time and space who materialised himself as his own son in some desert shithole 2000-odd years ago to sacrifice himself to himself to remedy the sins he knew everyone would commit and then resurrected himself afterwards. They don't really believe that praying does anything or that the holy spirit guides them or whatever. Something like 50% of protestant preachers/reverends even admit to not holding genuine theological beliefs when anonymously polled and instead just like being the leader of a community of people who want to live good lives.They just like the general sense of decency they get from the (really quite bland) moral teachings. They aren't members of the Christian church as such, they're member of the Church of Being Nice. They want every to be nice and they like being nice to others. Only the actual stupid people believe the full story.No surprise that the only growing denominations in the country are pentecostal ones i.e. African denominations with whacky practices - just basically Africanised Christianity.
>>77425386progeria kid will not become a meme, brainleto
>tfw walking behind women for the past 10 minutes after getting off busBet she thinks I'm following her even though I'm just going same route. What do I do to not get arrested?
>>77432568I went to an alpha course at the request of a girlfriend I had a while ago and it was pretty lame desu. I had no issue with her being christian, literally didn't care, whatever makes her happy was my view. Apparently the alpha course was designed to be an introduction to christianity specifically targeted to non-believers, but it was so amazingly unconvincing, like I really was wondering the whole time if this was it? Is this really the key to saving peoples' souls? Nicky Gumbel talking about how god must be real because he met the same person twice on two random buses while travelling across america, or how prayer must be real because sometimes some people have their cancer go into remission. But hey at least they bought lots of dominos pizza for the group at the last session wahey!!!
>>77432568>he doesn't know the resurrection is a provable event
>>77432568>50% of protestant preachers/reverends even admit to not holding genuine theological beliefsYeah that's protestants.
>>77432593Phwoar take some pics of her fat arse, lad. Better still take a sneaky video of you shooting cum on her skirt.
>>77432617Tell me more about this my man. Never heard this in my life.
>jesus' own apostle didn't believe he'd resurrected until he saw it with his own eyes>but I'm supposed to just believe 2000 years later with no proof
>>77423850>getting in constant fights and meltdowns i've been doing this too and im turning 32 this year. last birthday i had a meltdown in bed but i had an epiphany afterwards cause i finally had nobody close enough to me that i felt like spilling my guts to. and that's you don't NEED to spill your guts to people. especially when you're still experiencing them in the moment. i had my meltdown and i still felt guilty after like i just was in a fight with someone or treated someone horribly but that never happened. the hardest part is knowing when you need to take yourself out of the situation. walking off angry is better than escalating every time.
Historians believe a real Jesus existed but he was probably just some header and the general population back then were retards. Either way I enjoy the old epics about Christianity like The Ten Commandments and The Greatest Story Ever Told. It's all made up though.
>>77432644There's a huge taboo in the historian community about investigating it and coming to the conclusion he didn't really exist. Most historians just don't want to go down that road and risk ruining their academic career. For me the fact that he's meant to be from Nazereth but that town didn't exist at the time is a key sign.
This heat and sun is ruining my vidya experience ;_;
>get so hungry that I can't stand the idea of eatingwhat the fuck is that all about then?
>>77432617Yeah pretty crazy innit? Just like Matthew 27 where all those other people who died rose from the dead and started walking around, crazy right? But also not crazy enough for anyone else to ever write it down or mention it.
need a new tv show to passively watch now that the biennial Peep Show rewatch is over
>>77432669You ever seen Man Down starring Greg Davies? I found it pretty funny.
>>77432631Am outside on my phone atm can'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6Y_GPxvSc here's tldr
I swear girls keep showing their shoes off now for asmr.
>>77432499True stuff. I've had thoughts about people being able to tell what I'm thinking before. That was a while ago though. But yeah sometimes those thoughts can happen. Thanks for the advice, hope the drugs turn out alright for you.
Surely there must be somewhere online which collates all the purported evidence that Jesus actually existed, right? Of course the bible, but that's sort of a bit sketchy since it's almost like proving itself, you know? I hear Josephus was one of them, but also that he was writing decades after the fact or something.Either way, really the fact that people can even begin to question the validity of it is evidence enough that it's obviously not the work of an almighty god. Why would he even allow the slightest hint of doubt that it all happened? He controls the universe. Why would he not simply make it so that there's some inherently unfalsifiable means by which each person can independently verify the claims? Literally why? Why not make it so that anyone can conjure up some portal back in time and see it with their own eyes whenever they want? Or something equivalent to that which would let them know for a fact it was the case. How about a billion copies of the holy book with the exact right contents, written in a language that every human being can inherently understand without even trying and etched into literally unbreakable material that never degrades or damages or ages?
If Jesus existed nowadays he'd be one of those nutters in city centre with a megaphone going on about how 5G is making everyone gay. He'd go around gay bashing, turning fruits into vegetables.
>>77432679Huh? He's just stating the biblical story, he's not giving any proof or justification. Yeah I can write stories that are internally consistent, that doesn't prove they happened. I know you're just having it on for a laugh, but even so this is pretty weak.
>>77432630Nah crisis averted, I walked really slowly and let her get far ahead, can't see her anymore.
>>77432681they all talk to each other, they know about you and are taking the piss out of you ruthmong
New thread de Iits>>77432763>>77432763
Just deliverywogged, pulls up, i'm standing at my gate, gets on his phone and calls me.Abdul you fucking spastic, I'm standing 6ft away, at the address on the ticket, what are you going to do if i don't answer?
>>77432746Nah just a coincidence I think.
