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>Look, there he is, our new coworker! I'm sure he will fit right in with us!
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>>77424277
didn't know i applied to work in HR
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>>77424277
Dude in the back is giving me the stink eye already
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>>77424277
this is the sex cult right? i'm the interviewer. how exactly do you make money?
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i just wonder how busting a nut all over them would feel like, what could be the aftermath?
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>>77424337
Jail for all eternity.
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>>77424277
they all seem kinda cool, but i'm afraid I'm kind of an outcast and would have trouble fitting in.
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>>77424345
why tho? wait, i have the feeling all of these turds might be pro-choice, what if instead of jailing me they jailed my semen. my semen is part of the crime scene, not me
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>>77424277
>no braindead appledrone slut consoomers around
>all hp chads + one milf with chinkpad
Looks like a very comfy place to wageslave with great people around.
Don't know about you, but I would say: hello guys, please take care of me. *bowling down, smiling*
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>>77424277
>angry guy wearing a sweater sitting in the back looking disgusted
me
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>>77424277
>You have landed in shit creek brother
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>>77424301
Hitler Resurrection
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>>77424277
>2024
>haveing an actual job
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>>77424383
Why do you get that feeling?
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>>77424277
Honestly it might not be too bad. I know how to hide my powerlevel so I could probably get along well enough. Wheelchair girl is also insanely cute.
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>>77424301
i work in HR, making $92k/yr now.

difference is instead of a feel-good tech company i work at a state prison so we are usually dealing with people steeping on the job or getting in drunken fights with the cops.
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>>77426879
You can bet she has no ass tho
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>>77427328
That's not an issue for me I like smaller butts anyways.
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>>77424277
I think I'm going to simp for the white sweater blondie
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>>77425911
Not everyone is selling asshole pics on onlyfans like you
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imagine the sissification if those 2 dudes aren't there
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>>77427822
>the sissification
More like imagine the attention seeking
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>>77427963
the old women will baby you and treat you like their little daughter, the younger ones will realize you're a dangerous incel and keep you as their gay bff to avoid getting killed, either way your masculinity would be done for in 5 months there
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>>77428060
>only fuckable one there is crippled
Roll anyways
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>>77428060
alright rolling. I don't even know what I want
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>>77428060
rowlliong



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