>be me>live in rural minnesota>family has a hunting cabin innawoods>not like we have a lot of money, land was ten cents an acre in minnesota not long ago>quickest way to get there is to take a boat across the lake>family is waiting for me there, supposed to meet them after classes on friday>going to have to take the boat by myself>not a big deal, it just honestly creeps me out every time>boat has a tiny cab with a bench, a table, and a little closet>check the closet to make sure no one's hiding in there>get it started and head across lake>hear the closet door open>god damnit, it's the rape goblin, I knew it>turn around and he's just standing there leering at me>he's about three feet tall, cock already rock hard(looks like a pringles can, thing is giant)>he lunges toward me and I jump right in the water>probably going to be hypothermic but I honestly don't care>finally get to the cabin, the boat is just drifting on the lake>tell my family the rape goblin in on there>sister says, "Yeah, we meant to tell you"Thanks family.
