the fate of all blonde moids who come in my path, unfortunately.
i'm blonde but i'm also gaysorry ma'am
i'm glad my hair turned red when i became an adult.
>>77425547Gamma Hydroxybutyrate or Ketamine. I will not explain any further
>dye your hair blond>go into dark alleys and shady clubs until you find your predator who rapes you>put a baby in her belly>by the time she realizes you're not blond, its too late, she has to stay with you forever
>>77425547ive been told i am blonde and attractive. ive never been roofied though, shame.
what about bald moids
>>77425595Are you full redhead or like a strawberry blonde?
>>77425547Well I'm like a dirty blonde with wavy hair so no roofies for me sadly
>>77425547Yikes, this is why us men choose the bear over you sweaty
>>77425547I am now contemplating a roofie gf. It's terrible, but the thought of losing control of myself and being in someone else's hands is kinda appealing if I know what I'm taking and I trust her. My standards are both too high and way too low.
I'm blond and the only women who have ever shown any interest in me were either Asian or Black.
>>77426891Full red beard, top head is strawberry blonde. They call me a ginger though.
>start life blond>go dirty blond>light brown now
>>77428432My hair also used to be blond when I was a kid. Now only my beard is blond; hair is light brownit's so over
>>77425547is it weird i kinda wanna try being roofied >>77428432samedont mind the brown too much since i can always bleach it but browns just boring
>>77425547>actually like blonde menlet me guess, you're east asian?
>>77425575I wish I was blonde so I could dye my pubes like this.
Why do men pretend to be women on /r9k/ Women do not think like this. This is a man pretending to be a women in order to engage in some fatasy. Its literally the definition of Auto gynophillia faggotsall of you
>>77425653when will i have this
I'm blonde but OP is a freak so that's gross
>>77429167>faggots>all of youit's not gay if you pretend she's a girl, faggot. stop talking about men are you gay or something?
>>77429167>femanons are fake, they're actually troons and soon-troons>femanons are real, and /r9k/ is so swarmed with normalfags that women post on the regularTwo sides of the same blackpill
Just because you're a man doesn't make you gay when you fantasize about women. My dad says if you're big where it counts that makes you a man!
What matters is what makes it pound hard and pump pump pump engorged with blood and passionate love! THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF MASCULINE.
Some of you just aren't big enough where it counts. So you can't tell what really matters or not. You can't understand a man's perspective.
>>77425547>mom is blonde but not me even though i was as a kidfml
