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It's unironically fucking over. Researchers have confirmed that if you have ADHD, you have actual berry picker genes.

>https://www.popsci.com/science/weirdest-thing-adhd/
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>>77995403
You may be a Chad in the farmer world, but in the forager world I'm the Chad
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>>77995403
>tfw you think i'm a berrypickmaxxer but my adhd brain actually demands so much stimuli everything is boring so i just invade your village on horseback and kill and rape everyone just to feel a brief dopamine hit
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>>77995403
you read one article and it reshapes your entire worldview. sad.
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>>77995526
in the foraging world we were picking berries while women were sitting at home being lesbians(except for chad) and chad was crushing mammoth skulls and then went home to fuck all the women. We actually evolved to be the most pathetic beta simps that nature could create.
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>>77995403
Foragers are the foundations of the tribe. Hunts fail at least half of the time, probably more. Meanwhile foragers always bring something back.
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It was likely that women did the foraging, because most food were seasonal and only available at very certain times of year. Meat was available at all times.Men would do hunting, weak men like us didn't survive childhood so anyone that lived long enough to be considered a man would be chad.
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>>77995646
>Meanwhile foragers always bring something back.
>simps are always ready to pay women and give them gifts just for being in their digital presence
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>>77995632
Didn't you read the article, the nomadic tribe kenyans with ADHD were healthier than normal. It's literally an I'm the Chad situation come true
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Onions science is fake bullshit, but anyway someone with adhd could be a good hunter better than a boring berrypicking
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>>77995738
It's the same thing, they both require moving around and exploring until you find something good
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>>77995403
>berry picker
Do starting sticks.
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>>77995403
Why am I only attending to ADHD men then
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>>77995403
stupid fucking pop science. fuck these cunts. it's well known adhd is caused by red 40. there have been a dozen studies confirming the link. adhd is the result of poisoning children with red 40. i hate these incompetent normies so fucking much.
>durrr every disability is actually an advantage in disguise
stupid fucking cunts
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>>77995403
Bitches like berries. Seethe & cope mathtard.
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>>77995989
this is what they color children's food with. this is why they're all fucked up and everyone is dying of cancer these days.
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>>77995998
as a white boy i will never recover from this. i can't pick berries, i can't even find berries in the wild. i guess i'm just a no-berry cuckmaxxer now.
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>>77996034
Sucks to be you, Timmy. Better luck in the next realm.
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>>77995403
Whats wrong with berries doesnt this mean ppl with adhd lived longer because they werent hunters
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>>77995655
Atlatl /spear levers where used for probably more than 30k years ago, and with one of those you don't need to be a strong male to throw a spear with lethal force, you only need stamina enough to tire out prey



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