>tfw you never grew up in the United States of America >tfw you never attended a Fourth of July parade >tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with turkey and pumpkin pie >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty >tfw you never visited a state fair with deep-fried everything >tfw you never drove along Route 66 >tfw you never had marshmallows with cookies by a campfire at a summer camp >tfw you never went to an American diner for a classic burger and milkshake >tfw you never celebrated a snow day off from school in winter >tfw you never woke up happy you are living in the best country of the world I wish I were American. God bless America.
>>77996212>tfw you never grew up in the United States of AmericaI was feeling sad but reading that brightened my day, thank you anon
>>77996248Well, it sure beats growing up in a third world shithole like I did.
They should hire you for pro american propaganda. Not even american and this made me patriotic as fuck
>>77996264>Growing up in a third world shithole is bad>Let's make a thread about how much i would have loved growing up in another third world shithole
>>77996212I did tho but I come from Mexico. Thankyou for having me!
>>77996212Why don't you come here?
>>77996309I'm not OP, and you don't know what a third world shit hole really is. Stfu.
>>77996212>tfw you never grew up in the United States of AmericaI have>tfw you never attended a Fourth of July paradeWe do not host parades in my city, but we have fireworks. >tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with turkey and pumpkin pieTurkey is dry. Pumpkin pie is only good when it is heavily spiced.>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of LibertyHavent, but theres all sorts of stuff to see. The Blue Ridge Mountains and The Kanawha river>tfw you never visited a state fair with deep-fried everythingCounty fairs are better. You get to see the. Animals that people show off. Some dude had Flemish giant rabbits. Huge bunnies.>tfw you never drove along Route 66Havent, but its ok.>tfw you never had marshmallows with cookies by a campfire at a summer campCamping with family and friends is more fun>tfw you never went to an American diner for a classic burger and milkshake.Theyre ok>tfw you never celebrated a snow day off from school in winterYou live in a warm climate?>tfw you never woke up happy you are living in the best country of the worldI wish I were American. God bless America.I think Japan is nice.
america is generally the best country but not for any of those reasons whatsoeverthe only big downside is the healthcare system
>>77996334I literally grew up in the slum of Zambia you stupid fucking retard now suck my balls and lick my ass clean
>>77996365Why so rude? It's okay, I believe in you.
>>77996310welcome friendo, thank YOU for el trabajo
>>77996387>Little does he know about a hard lifeSuch a little whiny dick
>>77996212Do you have more patriotic furry pics?Please?
>>77996422Tell me about your hard life then, anon. I'm interested.
>tfw you grew up in mexico>tfw you celebrate every independence day with your extended family>tfw you visit your relatives at the cementery every day of the dead>tfw you remember the time you went to visit the ruins of Tehotihuacan and the time you went to Cancun>tfw you remember the time you went to the fair to lose all your money on rides that were probably on the edge of falling apart>tfw you remember the cross-country 2 day drive to visit your relatives (because all roads in mexico are memorable and beautiful)>tfw you remember how you used to buy an elote, ice cream in a bag, or some candy after school from a street vendor>tfw you go eat some tacos with friends at least once a week>tfw you remember the days school was canceled because of the heavy rain (yes this is real)>tfw you wake up every day happy you are living in the best country in the worldI'm so glad i'm Mexican. Viva Mexico!
>>77996212>grow up in amerishit>get raped by chimpanzees from every single part of the world at once
>>77996400>el trabajoSo Americans can speak Spanish after all.
>>77996212>tfw not friends with furry poster so I can invite him to the US and show him around and do cool stuff
>>77996355Japan is nice to visit but to live it varies wildly.
>>77996212>>tfw you never went to an American diner for a classic burger and milkshakeThose aren't that common anymore, actually. A lot of what you said was more common before 9/11, although it's all still possible now.I guess I never thought about it before but diners do seem to be a thing I've only seen in America with maybe one exception.What county are you from anyways if you're wishing American culture?
>>77997003I want to visit Japan.
>>77996212>people are jealous of meIt's about fucking time. I wish I were God and everyone worshipped me and did whatever I told them to do when I told them.If any of y'all are looking for a God of justice and truth, feel free to pray to me. Unlike the empty throne, I am the real one. I'd reveal this on /x/ but they're dead right now. I don't expect my infinite wisdom to spread very far. I picked a random place to reveal this and you happen to be here!I am in charge of what happens to the soul before and after death.
>>77996706Yes they can speak it.
