Give it back (my foreskin).
>>77996769Nah you ain't getting that shit back nigga it's in my collection now
uhhhhhhhh here you go *squirts anti-wrinkle cream in your palm*
>>77996769It's being stored in Israel's enchanted Chest of Foreskin.
theres literally no better feeling than being a white american and uncircumcised. you escaped the fate a majority guys got and know what it's like firsthand to have a complete penis. fuck it feels so good, I love my parents
>>77996769Secret tip:Their chili cheese burgers are better than their hotdogs
Enjoy your permanent brain damage.Particularly emotion regulation.
>me spending my entire life taking it easy and worry-free knowing any chance I could have had in life was ripped away with my foreskin as an infant
The ancient one demands more foreskins
>>77996769>jewish doctor convinced my single mother to let him have my foreskinCan't even make this shit up.
>>77998071He stapled it onto his own dick to replace the one that was stolen from him.
