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>Men start malding when they find out their faithful wife of 30 years has a bodycount greater than 0
Why?
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Same reason why you'd be upset if I told you I stuck your toothbrush up my ass at some point.
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>>77998214
lmao firsto posto besto posto desu
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>find out years later than your wife being "not that sexual of a person" only applied when she got with you
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>>77998214
>>77998253
This is not relevant at all.
>>77998255
Sex doesn't matter
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>>77998082
>>Men start malding when they find out their faithful wife of 30 years has a bodycount greater than 0
>Why?
Do you have to ask?
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>>77998415
>gargle cock in the bathroom stall
>treat husband like a cretin
>>>omg sex doesn't matter guyz
worst part is even though you're just a shitposter, women actually think like this. they can't wrap their heads around the idea that their social experiences came easy by nature of being a woman.
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>>77998082
It's not fun finding out that you aren't the only one, that you're just another in the long line of failed relationships that encapsulates her life, that you can easily be cast aside and replaced with another, just as she has done many times before, that you aren't special, that despite her being the only one you've ever managed to have or could ever manage to get, she could find another just as easily as you breath the air around you. Finding out that she lied when she told you that you're the only one she's been with, that she could have easily lied about so much else in the relationship, that she could have lied about her parents, that she could have lied about her debt, that she could have lied about her love of you, that she did lie that you were her only love, that it is likely she'll lie sweet lies to some other poor sap who'll take her off your hands and leave you to die alone wondering what could have been had you not fallen for someone like her. Finding out that you were merely a minor character in her life, scripted and disposable, that every affectionate moment, every heartfelt laughter shared was for nothing, that every promise was just another part of her deception, that you may as well kill yourself instead of trying to find another wench to keep yourself company. It's just a bit annoying, you know?
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>>77998550
Sounds like a whole lot of incel cope.
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>>77998082
You have to be the weirdest terminally online 4chan-addicted loser to believe this anyone even thinks this.
None of the 4chanoids who have a wife of 30 years care. They knew when they got married because it's a completely expected thing.

How terminally online do you have to be to think anyone expects people to be virgins at marriage. If you meet someone for the first time at 25 and later get married to that person, that person was not a virgin and no one assumes otherwise or even thinks about it except losers on 4chan who never get out of their basement.
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>>77998649
I'm not a celibate. I've loved and lost. I've known what's it's like to be so high, to feel the wind in my hair without a care in the world. The fall was harsh, but what's worse is knowing, truly knowing, how much better it is outside of the pit. It's not worth glimpsing it; you'll only hurt yourself in the end if you try. I just don't what the innocent few here to break themselves further in some desperate attempt to bring themselves true happiness. It's just not worth it.
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>>77998692
It's not okay to deceive your partner like that.
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>>77998082
>>77998415
>>77998649
>>77998692
women were the first ones to ask about ""bodycount""" before men started doing it. they were literally the first one to break the unspoken rule of not talking about exes during dates back in 2014ish
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>>77998880
I believe you but I'm curious about this. Do you have more on the matter?>>77998724
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>>77998894
Oops didnt mean to tag >>77998724
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>>77998082
How many men with a faithful wife of 30 years that found out she was used goods and started malding do you really know?
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>>77998724
That people aren't virgins at the age of 25 is assumed. If anything, people bring it up that they are, and of course people sometimes mention they had an ex or whatever.
Of course typically positively like "Ohh, my past boyfriends never did this, how attentive of you." and things like that.

No one outside of weird internet places even entertains the idea of virginity at that age. It's so natural that people aren't, it's like thinking about whether someone ever watched porn or pet a dog, of course everyone has.
>>77998880
Anon, no one in real life ever says "bodycount" to begin with. This is an internet meme word I never heard anyone in real life ever say.
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>>77999078

I lost it at 37 haha. That being said, I know I'm an outlier and wasn't expecting or even wanting another virgin
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>>77998082
I'm a woman and I'd be pissed too if the guy told me he had had more partners than he told me.
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>>77998082
Well, if you asked earlier and she said 0, then it's because she lied to him about her sexual history, which is very much his business as his sexual partner and wife. There are all kinds of diseases that can be passed by sex, let alone from mother to offspring--which adds the factor of his child's wellbeing. I think it is completely reasonable to be pissed at a partner for explicitly lying to your face about something that could endanger your health or the health of any potential offspring.

Also, a body count of more than 0 isn't even a dealbreaker for most men. A lot of men have only the standard of:
>don't have any diseases
>don't be literally blown out down there
>don't be a hoe (someone who has had lots of casual sexual encounters)

Consider: Is your bodycount more than 0 because you had sex with long term boyfriends that didn't pan out (2-4 max)? Or is your body count more than 0 because you are screwing a different guy every other month, because sex is meaningless and cheap to you (quantity practically infinite)?

Men are not a hivemind. If his standards are as strict as you're suggesting, why do you think you'd be compatible in any other aspect of life? Move on.



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