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The local NEET recently got a letter stating that if he does not start searching for jobs he'll get his NEETwage cut off.
This has left him in a bit of a panic.
How do you comfort him?
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>>78001046
Get fucked loser, get a job
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>>78001046
kek fuck off and die in a ditch
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>>78001046
He should notice that the letter only demands that he start searching, not that he needs to acquire a job. In all honestly, working 2 days a week is nice. It gives you something to do and ways to meet and talk to people without being a hassle and gives you spending money, it's only once you start doing more than that does it become a burden.
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>if he does not start searching for a job
idk maybe start searching for a job. god forbid you have to leave the house
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>>78001046
Just tell them "No thanks, just keep giving me free money so i can sit around and do fuck all for the rest of my life"
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>>78001209
>Just tell them "No thanks, just keep giving me free money so i can sit around and do fuck all for the rest of my life"
Kek based
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>>78001046
You should search for jobs and purposefully sabotage yourself. Don't lie or try to bullshit anybody, just be painfully honest about your work experience and how much of a loser you are. If you still somehow get to the job interview stage then do vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRSADEinCV8
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>>78001046
>I slide him a sheet of paper with this printed on it
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>>78001046
This video is timeless wisdom for your situation, Neetbro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcJkLGKl-dU
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>>78001046
This is easy: apply for unobtainable jobs only.
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>>78001046
Anon, what kind of NEETwage are you on? I'm on NEETbux in the USA and they definitely don't send me these kinds of letters. What's your condition you get NEETwage for?



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