I really fucking hate zoomer-speak. I know every new generation has some dumb words and sayings but the zoomers are worse than ever before >fr fr>down bad>no capWhere do they even get these from? I hate zoomers
>>78003966I really hate the word "sus"
millennials had picrel, every gen hat their own cringy speak
Wigger stuff is simply a symptom of a larger out of touch media apparatus that thinks that blacks are inherently funny and tastemakers, and that the black experience is inherently funny. It's a very stupid model.
gen alpha runs the internet now though
>>78003966Im zommerette and I talk like that FR FR
>>78003966Niggers. They came from niggers.
>>78004024No lol they are in school its zoomers.Zoomers>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
im down bad frfr sussy no cap baka aint dat a zizzy billoparooni kekistani cocksore amongus stonetoss
>>78003966It all comes from niggers. Zoomers are nigger wanna be's>>78004024They don't but that day is fast approachingAnd when it arrives, I'm leaving the internet
>>78004056you think zoomers laugh about skibidi toilet and gooning? tiktok is controlled by teens
>>78004024gen alpha can't even operate a computer, they couldn't run a bath let alone the internet
>>78003974your kinda sus tho fr no cap sussy baka suspicious imposter
>>78004070Yes Zoomers are also still teens you fucking moronZoomer is everything from 15 to 25We still rule the world cope harder oldie
>>78004070>tiktokliteral containment app to keep the retards in their place, complacent and stuck to a screen while the chinks harvest off data to abuse them when they're barely functioning adults
>>78004068>wanna be'sI thought it was just a meme, no cap
>>78004101My dad is addicted to tiktok. I was supposed to be the Zoomer.
Why do we call them zoomers?I know it's a play on boomer but we need a more fitting name. I suggest calling them baby coomers. It's more accurate. Baby, because they are forever infantilised, and coomers, because they are fucking disgusting coomers. All of themIt also rhymes with baby boomers
>>78004132becayse theyre gen z retard
>>78004132Homelander isn't bad.
>>78004113your dad's a retard then, he's probably jerking it to people younger than you
>>78003966>bro really said blah blah blahCan't stand the way these fucks use bro nowadays. Bro really said he don't like pancakes. Bro walked in and said not today. Bro really came out swinging im dead.Fucking drooling retards>>78004018I hate how wiggers code switch around black guys. They'll be talking normal and then when Marvin walks around the corner they start sounding like uneducated faggots. Trying to sound like a cool chill jazzy black guy. It's fucking pathetic. Dancing like a 16 year old nigger with his headphones in. You know the dance. Imagine bringing a curved barbell up to eye level and just nod your head like you're agreeing with me.
>>78004146How do I make him stop? It's impossible, every time I try he gets pissed at me.
>>78003966Why are zoomers all so sex obsessed? I know people like sex but with zoomers it's just out of control
>>78004161Lol he's probably fucked and coomed in women your age
>>78004162I'm obsessed with sex but I've never had any.
>>78004144Yeah but zoomer doesn't make any sense, retard. It just has the letter z in it. You could just as well call them zaggots, retard
>>78004094hey i might be at the edge but im still gen z
>>78004161get a raspberry pi, put pihole on it, turn off DHCP on your router and turn it on in the pi, block tiktok at DNS level that'll stop him at home on wifi, you'll need to be more imaginative if you want to block it on his phone, like phoning his provider pretending to be him to get them to block it or installing parental controls on his phone
>>78004192BasedBest generation ever Everyone else is coping
>>78003966You cannot deny zoomer women are the best women
>>78004132I think it's fitting also because they're "zooming" around, as in they're not paying attention or sticking to something. It's probably just stereotypes but I always associate gen Z with quick videos, idiots dancing to whatever song is trending this summer, meme video games that lose mainstream interest after a few months etc. Compare to millennials and gen X who were known for their subcultures and trends that stood out.
>crying emoji>skull emoji
>>78004256Lol nope gen a moggs hard and theyre not even fully grown yet
>>78004156We need to make being a wigger seem cringy and uncool again. "Bix nood" is the two shots to the head that I've used, but it only pisses most people off. Eventually I feel like the slang machine is going to collapse, though. You can't get stupider than the constant bro sus stuff.It's a shame, because if you approach black culture without the fawning adulation of mediocre voices you find a lot of interesting stuff.
>>78003966That is a male right?>Where do they even get these from?Ghetto and black culture has been pushed by the media as the "cool thing".They copy black slang and listen to rap because that's what is popular. Normalfags blindly follow trendy stuff.
>>78004426No? That's a woman with only fans lol Hannahowo or something
>>78004162Holy shit this looks so fucking cringe i felt a pain in my chest
>>78004272I did think of that but "zooming" isn't really a great description for that
>>78004162with a cutie like that one who wouldnt be
>>78004693"Zoomer" just rhymes with "boomer" and has a "Z" in it, like Gen Z. That's it. There are people who don't even realise "boomer" is short for "baby boomer" and just think it means "old person" because old people are loud an opinionated. Words have no meaning anymore and their meaning is entirely contextual and individualised. Zoomer and Gen Alpha slang is heavily contextual, with words having meaning based on the context in which they are used.
>>78003974sussy bussy moment
>>78004003SWAG IS UNEQUIVOCALLY THE ONLY WORD THAT WILL EVER CONTINUE TO BE THE COOLEST SHIT ON PLANET EARTH
>>78003966Aawwwww naaaawww is this ohio ahh nigga frrrrrr?
>>78004876Read the original post before you make one >>78004132
>>78005007I'm just reiterating the obvious. It doesn't matter. We live in a post-truth age where words and their meaning do not matter, so they can be called anything. People will come up with post-hoc reasons and definitions for words to make them fit the position they are put into.
>>78003966yo bro ong fr no capthis nigga ain't bussin >>78003974he seemin pretty sus and not schlocky at all.he might owe me a goon sess you feel medef not a gyatt or rizz
>>78004162this bitch has the face of a chipmunk
>>78003966>Where do they even get these from?Niggers, faggots and nigger faggots. No exaggeration
>>78003966only in skibbidie ohio, ongod frfr no cap. maybe if you sussy bakas could rizz up some gyatts you wouldn't be edging to baby gronk
>>78003966It's just ebonics. The pipeline went like blacks > drag queens > troons and gays > zoomer girls. Now we get spaghetti heads going "i -oop gagged!"
>>78005019>We live in a post-truth age where words and their meaning do not matter, so they can be called anything. People will come up with post-hoc reasons and definitions for words to make them fit the position they are put intoNo they won't. Not anything that is good enough. If they could come up with a decent "post-hoc" explanation for the term "zoomer" then that would be ok, but they haven't, and can't, so it is a lame term and should be changed. It doesn't matter about "post truth" (nothing to do with this btw) and people not caring about the meaning of words because most people were always like that throughout history and smarter people made the words instead and the masses repeated them. "Zoomer" is simply just laziness, lack of creativity. It's unfunny, it's lame, it's cringe, and it doesn't represent them as a generation. If someone comes up with a better term for them then everyone will use that instead over "zoomer". That's how it works
>>78005174the term zoomer was made because we are the first generation to grow up having internet on a wide scale so we 'zoom' around on it collecting information and shit. at least from what iv been told.
>>78005193Fuck sakes. You dumbassIt was made because they are generation Z and it rhymes with boomer, which is short for baby boomer. That's it. What you describe is what that anon was saying. That is a post-hoc explanation. And I'm saying it's a lame one, because scrolling on your phone isn't "zooming", you're sitting on your fat ass on your phone degrading your attention span. Zooming implies you are physically active and going at accelerated rates
>>78004132>>78004190Your autism is off the charts.
>>78005266Your reddit is off the charts
>>78004132>they are forever infantilizedthats millennials tho. who do you think the manchild funkopop sojajak is based on lol
>>78004426>They copy black slang and listen to rap because that's what is popular. Normalfags blindly follow trendy stuff.You are over 25 years too late.>>78005273Whatever you say, turboautist.
>>78005283>You are 25 years too lateYou are correct, millennials are the original wiggershttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnbAWV7LG4Why do millennials constantly pretend the shit they did/started is a zoomer thing?t. gen x
>>78004987i won't stop you from using it
>>78004162>Why are zoomers all so sex obsessed?>>78005265>People that get their mind fucked up by porn get obsessed with sex.Zoomers are the least sex obsessed, most prudish, least "sex positive" generation of any of the generations I've witnessed in my lifetime. It's confusing as fuck, and annoying too. Like, fucking zoomers are anti-porn/anti-fapping (or at least they say they are).. what the fuck is that shit? How is that a thing? How retarded do you have to be? What is wrong with them?
>>78005305Only somebody severely autistic wants to already established terms just because they find them stupid.Nobody will ever care about your opinion and everybody will continue to use zoomer.
>>78005305STOP FUCKING AVATAR FAGGINBYOU FUCKING TRANNY TROGLYDITE RETARD FUCKIT'S SO FUCKJNG ANNOYING I DONT WANNA KNOW WHO IM TALKING TOSTOP SHITTING UP MY BOARDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78005311>t. can't find college aged bulls for his partner
>>78005300>You are correct, millennials are the original wiggersWord. Proud of it too niggahttps://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?si=KitsBPREkhAEjQks&t=25https://youtu.be/qp6mXmHNPlg?si=ZE9uTxahOYEAH7j2>Why do millennials constantly pretend the shit they did/started is a zoomer thing?Dunno but faggot ass zoomers can't have my wiggerdom
>>78003966zoomer speak is especially negro-fied. zoomers base all their slang around niggers.
>>78005349>I am a proud wiggerDo you even have a baby mama or is it a furbaby mama?I keep saying it but people born after the 80s aren't human.
>>78003966>>78004162>>78004256idgaf about zoomer speak, but boy does she make my dick hard
>>78003966it's appropriated nigger speak, which is just pathetic
so many samefags itt lol
>>78005395>Do you even have a baby mamaNo, I talked my first gf into getting an abortion back in 2013 though. You know, back when it was legal (in Texas) to get an abortion, you remember that? The good ol days
>>78003966>be born in 2004>look and act nothing like gen Z >still counted as gen Z skibidi swag rizzler sigma
>>78005395>people born after the 80s aren't human*"people" born after the 80s are fat as fuck
>>78004162They grew up with porn and internet.It's more like an addiction than obsession
>>78005442>*"people" born after the 80s are fat as fuck*Americans born after 80s are fat as fuck
>>78004634"Cringe" is another lame phenomenon zoomers brought to the table, imagine being such a weak mob mentality bitch that you can't handle the slightest social faux pas without feeling physical discomfort
>>78005481>imagine being such a weak mob mentality bitchPretty much Gen Z in a nutshell right there. Not sure how that happened either, as so many people in this thread have pointed out, Gen Z grew up with the fucking Internet.. the Internet is like an antidote for mob mentality, isn't it?
>>78005283>You are over 25 years too late.I guess but it's then 25 years of black ghetto culture being popularized and this is the result.
>>78005534The internet had the unintended effect of homogenizing people rather than facilitating individuality, rather than give people better access to their idiosyncrasies and subcultures of choice it just made it easier to flatten any eccentricities and bully people into submission
>>78005546YO CUH>crip walks while rapeing someoneDA WHITE MAN KEEP ME DOWN>shoots up a school because his cousin is a blood but he's a crip
>>78005300>Why do millennials constantly pretend the shit they did/started is a zoomer thing?You can even see it happening in this thread>>78005481
>>78005570False, cringe comedy existed as an institution sure such as in shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm but it didn't become a widespread reason to ridicule perfectly acceptable behaviors for being marginally unusual at worst until gen z came around and coopted cringe with their maladaptive anti-individualist mindset
>>78005546>I guess but it's then 25 years of black ghetto culture being popularized and this is the result.https://youtu.be/pRoQwMTWv6M?si=Np0xd-zZoqvDBAWy&t=34>>78005553Yeah but that's not what it was like when I was growing up. That's not even what it was like fucking.. 10 years ago?Ehh I think maybe it's just because everyone has the internet now, so we're seeing more of the masses, the "normies" and shit, I guess more people that aren't from the US or "the west"
>>78005628Hence "unintended", the original purpose has been entirely obfuscated in light of internet access being completely normalized and used by virtually everyone on Earth though I doubt there's been much of a change since 2014, the internet was just as popular then as it is now but I suppose it depends on what circles you frequent in terms of what you're exposed to, you'll see the worst of it on facebook and twitter for instance the Dr. Disrespect drama that everyone is dogpiling on in a rabid campaign to label the guy a "pedo" for speaking with a 17 year old like 7 years ago in a private chat
>>78005564>>78005628>>78005283It wasn't like this 25 years ago was it?
>>78005553Even before the Internet zoomers were turning into zogbots.Also the reason zoomers (1994 - 2005) are whores is due to molestation from literal black african niggers or getting groomed by online perverts and millennial sexpests during the early 10s.Gen X is too impotent to rape their kids but millennials are amoral enough to use "You act really mature for your age~" as an excuse to rape 12 year olds.
>>78005570Gay pride shit, funkopop/marvelslop consumption, wiggerdom,fatness, peter pan syndrome. All these things werent a thing before millennials and yet they now pretend they are morally and culturally "clean" from these things. For the generation which only understands irony/self loathing, their insisting on being anything but retarded is funny. Generation wide projection basically, stemming from a fear of getting old.
>>78005692Yeah I don't give a shit this appeal to emotion with the child rape is just a tired device
>>78005708kek it's the truth though. Porn addiction alone doesn't create this kind of problem, and zoomers are culturally dominated by niggers. Guess what age niggers "teach" sex ed [molest their kids]? It's usually 12 - 14 years old, it's why they're hypersexual later in life. You think for any minute that didn't spill over to zoomers?
>mutts law: the threadnever change
>>78005692>or getting groomed by online perverts and millennial sexpests during the early 10s.I was going on Omegle when I was 14 and talking to strangers about adult subjects. I even met actual IRL women who I voice chatted with on Skype and received pictures from. Crazy that was like 14 years ago.
>>78005656>Hence "unintended"But I don't even think that the Internet is really having any effect in this case. It's just being normies, and that's how they're always going to beActually, yeah maybe normies do poison the internet for the rest of us, but I definitely don't think that the Internet is "homogenizing" things for anyone. Everything is still there at your fingertips, all you gotta do is be a little curious, eh?> I doubt there's been much of a change since 2014I dunno man, go look at the pornhub stats from 2014 and see how many people were watching on their phones vs on PCs. I can't even look at that fucking shit since Texas banned Pornhub the cocksucking mother fuckers (aka I'm too lazy to use a VPN). It's like 90% of fucking people are watching porn on their phones nowadays, I still haven't wrapped my head around that one. I'd bet that it was <50% or at least close to 50% in 2014>you'll see the worst of it on facebook and twitter for instance the Dr. Disrespect drama that everyone is dogpiling on in a rabid campaign to label the guy a "pedo" for speaking with a 17 year old like 7 years ago in a private chatThis shit does make me rage but then again, normie stupidity has always made me rage, what's new? Other than peoples' lives getting ruined over it now lolHey man I dunno, everyone's just living their own truths right? (the #1 worst thing about fucking zoomers right here, imo)
>>78004003as the years have passed I still feel like swag and other were less cringe
>>78005792"Swag" and "YOLO" were incredibly embarrassing and are rooted in the same ebonics as "yuh cuh ahh ohio rizz" as Zoomerisms. It's all just this downward trend of people speaking in lazier, browner ways.
>>78003966>Where do they even get these from?Niggers
>>78004003Millennials and zoomers alike will jump down your throat if you're the same age as them and express disgust at their generational culture. They're all just a bunch of crabbucket niggers who want to drag you down to their level.
>>78003966I just hate how they abbreviate everything. Like you lazy retarded motherfuckers what do you do with all the seconds you save not typing out whole words?
>>78003966>CTRL + F "thera">Phrase not foundThey talk like HR cunts at a therapist's office even in casual conversation lmao. The only positive that can come out of this is that they're entering the workforce now and are absolutely destroying the bsnsmonkeys and HRertards of the world at their own game. Must be nice to be the apex predator of the modern office.
>>78003966It's all black speak btw, nearly all the slang of western youth these days originates from aave
>>78005809Honestly as a Millennial most of our slang was straight up garbage too but we definitely weren't as incessant and obnoxious about it. Both "swag" and "rizz" that replaced it are retarded nigger speak sounding shit. The only lingo I'll give Zoomers props for is popularizing "cringe". It's very appropriate for the times we live in when most normalfags are jestering imbeciles. "Based" could have been good but they killed it using it too much it lost any meaning.
>>78005902I've had the displeasure of interacting with people in their late 40s who try to stay "hip" by adopting these little quirks and the affect couldn't be more glaring considering there's a total disharmony between the excessive usage of "u" and "np" amidst otherwise boomer adjacent conversational structure
>>78005940>but we definitely weren't as incessant and obnoxious about itThis is true to some degree. "Swag" was only used rarely, but "ohio rizz" is used every other sentence. Also, younger Z and Alpha know how stupid their slang is, and even use terms like "brain rot" to refer themselves and their conversations.
Welp, that was enough shitposting for me. Time to eat dinner with my young family. Have a good one anons and don't forget to enjoy the remainder of your day with your children
>>78003966You people are all a bunch of out of touch dumbasses. No one talks like this irl and no one has said down bad since 2021. Go fuck yourself lonely faggots.
>>78006370>no one has said down bad since 2021Shiiiit, I woulda thought was a gambling reference. Is it not? lol, fucking old age..
>>78004156Bro really X :skull-emoji: is annoying as fuck, but the worst thing is people calling other people NPCs. I think its a bad symptom of narcissistic culture>>78005300>>78005283black influence on culture has only gotten more pronounced. >>78006370>No one talks like this irl and no one has said down bad since 2021Yes, zoomers absolutely do still talk like this, idk what you're on about.
>>78003966probably more annoying than any of that is>skill issue>y'all>oof>my guy>my dudeaka zoomer redditspeak.
